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A pear stands on a hill. His mouth is grinning. It's creepy ass smile. The words below it are LOL WUT?

It's funny trust me. If you could only see it man.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Here's a picture of a kid having a fun day He's wearing a silly hat Everyone laughs at this one.

It's customarry to post a picture of ones PENIS in a picture. Until you do so we cant' help you sir.

>>138289065
You best be trollin

>>138291014
I literally cannot believe you went to that much trouble for a troll.

>>138291966
Wh-at? MS Paint picture that I made in like 2 secs? Do-nt tip this g-uy off. Th-is could be so cash.

>>138291014
Oh man that poor little boy!

Dan here. Some of the last few posts didn't really make sense. But the bit about the pear was funny I guess. I don't understand about the hat or whatever dasu means.

>>138293061
it's Dee su, actually

Cp actually stands for Captain Planet!

L 0 L.
Th15 9uY c|oe5n't kn0w wh0 h3's d34L1N9 W1TH

pretty fly for a blind guy!

> > 138,293,830

Dan here. Thank you for clearing that up. I remember that from TV.

lol there aren't any spaces when you are refereing to old posts like that
it's supposed to link to the original.
and it's /b/, not / b /, no spaces.

>>138289065
lol you guys are stupid.
This guy isn't blind, he has pupils. My friend is blind and his eyes are all white.

>>138296336
THE FUCK?!
There is more than one type of Blindness DUMBASS.

no time stamp = troll

lol, this one was kinda inventive, but still lame.

Try harder, trolls.

Cum dumpster here.
Please post a picture of your PENIS.
Thank you.

Cool story bro

show us your walking stick or your guide-dog.
with stamptime of course

ITT: Fagfags fail to realize what could have been a genuinely good thread. Of course the OP isn't blind you dumbfucks.

>>138290246

your an amerifag right?

>>138297273
how the hell is a blind guy gonna timestamp?
fukn braill?

>>138297273
Dan here. What do you mean by timestamp? I'll try and post one if you tell me what it is. Like a clock?

>>138299536
You have to take a picture showing the date and time so we know it's really you.

My friend Karl gave me the stuff I needed and said the pic was ok for a timestamp.

>>138300820
going far for a troll. i swear if some1 says fresh prince theme song i willl rage.

posting in epic thread

>>138300820
This haz to be the greatest timestamp ever man

This very well might be the best troll to have ever existed.

9/10.

Hey Dan, there's something I've always wanted to ask a blind person:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

a peanut wears a top hat and monocle

>>138297729
Dan here. I use a walking stick, but not a dog. I had one once and it bit me on the leg. My walking stick is oak I believe with a curved handle.

>>138301975
Oh. Dan, you seem new so you may not be familiar with this, but it is customary for a person possessing a web cam to entertain his audience by putting a shoe on his head and posting the image.

>>138289065
nice headphones

Dan, it is also customary where we say tits or get the fuck out, but PENIS will do in your case.

>>138302196
Dan here. I didn't know about that. Let me get Karl to set up the webcam right quick.

karl, is that you?

Dan here. Will this work?

>>138303104
lol blinds looove converses

>>138302375
Dan here. Are you asking me to type PENIS? Or do you want to see my PENIS? I don't think I'll be able to get my PENIS in front of the webcam.

>>138289065
Shit's Legit

even if trolling, still funny

PENIS or it's all lies

>>138301806
Dan here. I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

>>138304100
Ok. Karl will save a picture of my PENIS ha ha ha.

I was thinking troll, now I'm not sure

There is a meme called Goatse which is an image of a man stretching open his asshole with his fists.

There is this meme where you accidentally the whole thing.

>>138301855
a man made of dough wearing a chef's hat is repeatedly poked

>>138298775
WIN!

Most memes are forced, meaning a lot of people start posting them around the place until they become popular. But some are genuinely funny and cool

>>138305488
Dan here. How do you make meems, or are they just given out by the site?

There's this one where I fuck you in the ass.

There is a meem where you play a game and if you think about the game you lose the game and we all trick each other to play the game and lose the game. We know the game and we're gonna play it.

What do blind people think of when they masturbate?

Shouldn't you be wearing sunglasses or something?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>138305722
memes are born when the Internet finds something that is funny and exploitable enough to last a while and give a good amount of laughs.

>>138305722
Creativity makes meems. For example, if I found it funny to say "race car" and someone else here found it funny, we could post it over and over, until everyone else is likes saying "race car".

If you are REALLY blind, show us some of your braile shit. Books or what so ever. Fucking newfag.

Anyone can make up a meem, even you. If u come up with something funny or clever then maybe it becomes popular and people start using it. They can last years

Dan here.

>>138305923
What is the game, or can I ask that?

>>138305967
I think about the time I had sex with Naomi. Before that I didn't masterbate.

>>138306024
I do normally, not inside though.

>>138306034
I don't get this question. It was posed earlier. Is it like a meem?

>>138306562
You sir are obviously a newfag. Don't ruin a good thread. This is like when you have a legitimately funny joke and someone ruins it. Even if he isn't blind, we don't need to know that. It ruins the entire magic. Let him do his thing. Please continue Dan.

How does this dude know how to say 'Dan here' whenever he posts?

I call troll on that fact alone.

>>138306562
I'm at my friend Karl's house. All my textbooks are at home. Other than school stuff, I really don't read at all, save for signs.

>What is the game, or can I ask that?
Once you find out about the game, you are now playing it. Whenever you think about the game, you lose it. You cannot win the game.

>I don't get this question. It was posed earlier. Is it like a meem?
Yes, it is a meme. It's not supposed to make sense.

And CP actually stands for child porn, regardless of what anyone else might say (which is also why people are reluctant to tell what it really means). I hope I've helped clear some things up for you.

Now, if you want respect from people on here, you have to take that shoe, put it on and then try to get it as close to the top of your head as possible, and then take a picture of that. It's rare, but people here will answer just about any question if you do.

>>138306780
It is the game. The object of the game is to not think about the game. As I said, if you do think about the game, you lose the game. The only way to not lose the game is to an hero.

>>138307190
Dan here. I hear the posts read in my headphones and several would always start with something like "Opie Here", I wasn't sure who that was but I figured I would say when I was posting as well. I also know to skip over it when I hear "Dan here" because I know what it says already.

>>138307228
Signs? Oh wait...

>>138307820
Still want to stick it in your pooper.

Dan how old are you?

by op here they mean the letter O followed by the letter P to signify that the Original Poster is speaking. however, anyone can simply say they are the OP and say absurd things to make fun of what the original poster has stated or just for the lulz

"Opie" is the letters O-P. It stands for "original poster," who is the person who created the thread.

There is a meme in which we post pictures of black men with the caption "ya'll niggas be posting in a troll thread."

It means the OP, or original poster, is faking blindness to see how many people believe him (and get a good laugh out of it).

>>138307585
Dan here. I tried to balance it, but it fell off my headphones.

>>138308332
he is 12 and what is this

cool story, bro

>>138307820

OP stands for Original Poster of the created thread.

when someone says for the lulz they mean for the fun of it because its funny

do you have any super powers as a result of your blindness? are your other senses heightened? can you smell VAGINAs from blocks away?

Dan here. I get raped in the ass continuously by large black men every night.

Dan here.

>>138308182
Is this sexual? I'm not actually gay dispite what my friends may say.

>>138308332
I'm 19

>>138308359
That makes a lot more sense actually. Thank you.

>>138308417
I don't have much to gain by faking blindness. I really just wanted to hear what all the jokes were about, but people asking me questions is something I usually deal with anyway, so I expected that.

How does your software know when to punctuate?

>>138308938
"Stick it in you pooper" is what we tell to camwhores. It means we want them to stick something (usually a sharpie) in their asshole and post a picture.

Hey Dan, My name is Don, its like one letter different! I started 4chan. I also worked on software at Microsoft. Windows XP to be exact, it had neat tools for blind people. Join me on facebook and we can be friends!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Dodge/500013859

>>138308938
Yes, Dan. It was sexual. It meant I find you attractive enough to sleep with.

I'm also hornier than normal. Take that as you will.

do you find it irritating when people talk to you like you're retarded?

when you wipe your ass how can you tell that you're done? i always have to look at the toilet paper

who was Naomi?

Hey Dan, Don here again, I attached my headshot to the last post its huge, I usually suggest printing it and hanging it on your wall, but I guess since your eyes are useless, that doesn't make sense.

My favorite flavor of cucumber is pickle.

>>138309264
lol wat

>>138309464
Naomi was nice. Nice is good.

Dan here.

>>138308820
Oh I've heard this used at my school.

>>138308906
I've been blind for most of my life so it's hard to tell. I do have better hearing than my friends, but my allergies make my smelling ability less than good.

>>138309041
I type for myself, so I know from school when to punctuate. As for it speaking to me, there are usually pauses of different lengths or it will pronounce things differently on questions or exclamations. How it does this I don't know, I don't know that much about computers.

Dan, if u want 2 survive /b/ u have to say Nigger alot

wheres dat cock

Dan, have you ever had sex with a man? Oh don here again, add me already, maybe we can chat on facebook IM

Attached is a picture of me in a bikini, you'll have to imagine it. I wear glasses because my eyes aren't so great either

Sorry to keep flirting dan, but I'm a regular Don Juan

>>138310302
This is Wonder ful.

Dan here.

>>138309164
Oh, I see. I don't think I'll be doing that, sorry.

>>138309264
Hello Don. I'm not on Face book yet.

>>138309346
I'm sorry. I'm straight.

>>138309357
I try to be patient with those people, or I just play along.

>>138309411
I just know I guess. I never really thought about it.

>>138309464
My longtime friend who used to live next door. We had sex one time 2 years ago.

>>138309625
You are an interesting person Don.

>>138309965
Oh, ok. Nigger.

yeah there are a bunch of racists in this place so dont be surprised if u hear the word nigger a lot

This is a meme.

You are very attactive Opie

>>138311079
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

So, Dan, have you ever fucked a nigger?

I like to vacation on the River Don in Aberdeenshire. I love bridges!

Dan the troll man, this has been the best troll i've seen in two years of /b/, congrats.

>>138300820
Epic timestamp is epic.

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

>>138309862
If you're blind how do you know which keys are which?

I also like drawings, drawings of me donny boy!

if dan really is a troll, then congrats, he seems to have very legit blind-guy answers for all /b/'s questions.

Hey Dan, I'm going to bed. I hope I've been helpful... well... I guess I havn't really... you see... we've all been lying to you. This is a gay bondage fetish site. :/ Sorry bro. Maybe it's something you'd like to try out?

>>138311912
why does everyone on /b/ have to be a troll eh? Just crazy to think that, me thinks.

Nigger Dan.

I love baseball, don mattingly is my favorite... what a man, he sure knows how to use a bat!

My favorite actor is Don Johnson, I think hes a stud, DON't you? DONt get it? Don't has DON in it!

here is a picture of a cat.
its very long.
its funny.

im loling hard

A blind guy wouldn't be able to respond to other posts, how would he know where to click? :(

>>138289668
The first response in this thread was a flash of brilliance in an entire galaxy devoid of humor and original thought that is /b/. Although most of you have overlooked this just to post your own trolling nonsense, I for one did not and I laughed heartily.

>>138313051

he claims hes at his friend karls house.
i guess karl is helping him respond to specific posts.
or hes a troll.

Dan here.

>>138311564
Oh thank you.

>>138312118
I know the home keys f and j and I've been practicing for a few months now at school. I tried out this braille display computer once, but it was really expensive, and we couldn't afford it.

>>138312289
I don't think I'm a troll. And I really do get asked these questions all the time, even the weird ones.

>>138312324
I don't believe you sorry. I might look like a fool for saying that though.

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

>>138312118

...it's called touch-typing... I'm not blind, and I know where the keys are without looking at them... I'm sure he learned much the same way that we all did.

Opie here: Hello Dan! lets be friends, these oldfags pretend that me and Carl Pedobear aren't real people

I used to like Don Rickles... ok im lying... There are so many famous Dons... I never thought id join them as the master of windows xp! I assumed you use Gnome on LInux though since you are blind and dont care about aesthetics.

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

>>138304992

i lol'd

Dan, if you're blind, how do you know how to operate the site? How are you replying to posts? How are you replying to specific posts?

Posting in epic /b/lind thread.

Dan here.

>>138313051
Earlier in the thread I was typing out the number of the post, but when I'm doing so many at once I usually get Karl to click on the right place, because he told me that works better.

>>138313317
Soy? No I don't eat that sorry.

and Don, you seem nice but I don't know what you're getting at.

hey everyone! my birthday starts in 50 min

>>138313985

Dan, I'm a girl. I think you should post a picture of you naked. NOW.

>>138313274

haha hopefully you know whether or not you are a troll.

>>138314009

Nobody cares. Back to the awesome blind guy.

A rofl train goes tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche wuuu wuuu wuuu tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche

Hello Dan

I'm not sure if you're a troll or not, although there's about a 99% chance that you are.

Either way, I wanted to ask you a question: I realize that you've been blind from a young age, so you may not have a lot of experience to base your answer off of, but most sighted people consider being blind to be a fate worse than death. It scares the living shit out of us.

We obtain almost all of our information through sight, and losing our ability to see is a spooky thought.

Do a lot of people treat you differently, or pity you? Or do they just treat you differently in the sense that they're afraid to piss you off (you know, being politically correct and all)

I know you can't see yourself, but you should know that you're a good looking guy. I'm not gay, but I don't think you need to worry about the ladies checking you out.

Can you conceptualize of shapes or colors or anything like that? Do you dream in sound, or at all?

I know I haven't answered any of your questions but basically 4chan is the worst place on the internet, bar none. So you're not missing much. I am just intensely curious about your situation in life.

>>138305967

I was wondering the same thing. If you have never seen a women or a VAGINA what do you fap to?

If you're blind, how do you know that you're straight? I mean, what's really the difference if you can't see anyway between pounding ass and vag?

I made you a picture!!!

/b/lindfag

Hey Dan, its your boyfriend Don. I figured since we are going steady now Id make you famous portrait like all my cool ones. I selected my favorite football player... Dan Marino! I know you cant play football since you can see stuff, but it doesn't stop you from dreaming... even though theyd go unfulfilled.

>>138314199

haha yeah /b/ has never been good.
but it has also been the birthplace of some of the funniest
and most ridiculous shit on the internet.

>>138313985

Hey Dan, I'm the guy who just posted and asked you a bunch of questions about being blind.

This Don guy is just trolling you. 4chan was actually made by a guy named Moot. He actually won Time Magazine's "Most Influential Person of the Year" award for 2009.

Don, as he calls himself, is more or less just trying to piss you off. You can safely ignore him.

We've got one meme where there is a dog in front of a colorful background that gives really bad advice. Its called Advice Dog.

>>138311558

Dan there.
We're putting funny white text below your head. I wish you could check it out.

>>138314481

I find your curiosity very appealing. I'm a girl btw, so no homo.

DAN, DOES THE VOLUME OF YOUR TEXT TO SPEECH PROGRAM GO LOUDER IF I USE CAPS LOCK AND LOTS OF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

Hey Dan, have you ever heard of a TARP?

YOU MAD I AM USING CAPS LOCK FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>138298775
Serious win.
>>138301787
Agreed.

I lol'd

Go /b/lindfag!!!

>>138314481
Hey fuck you white knight.

>>138314645

Girls are my favorite kind of person :P

I just like learning about stuff. I have never met a blind person in real life (I live in a small town in Idaho), so this is a rare opportunity for me.

Dan has demonstrated he's got some pretty tough skin, since most people here are just trolling him. I can only vaguely conceive of what it must be like to try to put the pieces of the puzzle of what constitutes an image board site together without being able to see.

>>138314306
i lol'd

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

HEY dan do you think helen keller is cooler than cyclops?!?!

On the off chance that you're not a troll, were you born blind or did it happen later in life?

Pikachu (ピカチュウ, Pikachū?) is one of the fictional species of Pokémon creatures from the multi-billion-dollar[1] Pokémon media franchise—a collection of video games, anime, manga, books, trading cards, and other media created by Satoshi Tajiri. As do all Pokémon, Pikachu fight other Pokémon in battles central to the anime, manga, and games of the series.[2] Pikachu is among the most recognizable Pokémon, largely due to the fact that a Pikachu is a central character in the Pokémon anime series. Pikachu is widely considered the most popular Pokémon,[3] and is regarded as the official mascot of the Pokémon franchise.

In the Pokémon franchise, Pikachu are often found in houses, forests, plains, and, occasionally, near mountains, islands, and electrical sources (such as power plants), on most continents throughout the fictional world. As an Electric-type Pokémon, Pikachu can store electricity in its cheeks and release it in lightning-based attacks.

Dan here. Disregard that last post. I suck cocks.

Dan here. YHBT. Good night, sweet princes.

This is a photograph of a naked woman. Her VAGINA and breasts are very sexy. There, I gave you text porn.

>>138315030

Well, the same happens to me. There's this deaf girl in my enc class and I'm so curious to know what's her perception of the world.. so I feel you :)

Dan here.

>>138314092
I really don't want to be naked in front of Karl, sorry.

>>138314199
Wow that's quite a long question. People obviously treat me differently. Making sure I'm fine all the time and thinking I can't do things for myself. This is a constant. I do dream, most of my visual memories from when I was 3 do sort of come up when I dream. Its like swirls and spins. And flashing lights. I do see light. And thanks, people do tell me I'm attractive sometimes.

>>138314291
I don't know. I guess I never thought about it that way. I usually prefer the presence of women, not always sexual though. So I don't really know either way.

Not that he's not a troll, but do you guys honestly think that blind people can't use computers at all? How does that even make sense to you?

Posting in an epic thread.

Bump.

Epic fucking thread. Epic fucking troll. This is the best OC I've seen in a long time here.

>>138297273
>>138315175
lol lol lol lol

>>138289065

Why are you wearing headphones if you supposedly can't hear anything?? Nice try, dumbshit troll.

REPOSTING IN EPIC THREAD

>>138314306

I improved upon your picture.

>>138315498
The advent of GRAPHICAL user interfaces? Perhaps a hindrance?

>>138315636

He's supposedly blind, not deaf. You're an idiot.

retoasting epic bread

Dan if you could have your sight back would you?

BLIND not deaf TARD!

>>138315876

what a stupid fucking question. being blind is being disabled. would you choose to be blind over not being blind? god.

here is a picture of a troll...its funny because it looks just like you...

archive this shiat

What if it meant killing his mother? or a babies! or "Dum dum duuuuuum" A /b/tard?!?!

>>138315392

FUUUUUUUUU

all right anons,you know what to do:
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit
and enter 138289065 as the thread ID
Dan deserves to have posterity.

Dan, you're the man!

Dan here.

>>138314481
I figured that guy was just messing with me.

>>138314578
Like what?

>>138314647
Not that I can tell.

>>138315175
I always feel sorry for Helen Keller. Not being able to hear must really be terrible. As for Cyclops, he had one eye I believe, not that bad.

>>138315196
I was very young but I wasn't born blind.

>>138315419
Oh thank you.

if you go out of body, you can still use your infra-red body to see visually. ask your friend if he's ever seen any any information about such stuff...

fuck i love you opie <3 (you can't see, but it's a heart made out of symbols)

>>138300820
>>138300820
Enjoy your hat

one more vote to archive, anons!

I applaud you good sir!

>>138315921
>>138315815


trolled

More memes: Pedobear is the name of the mascot of the pedophiles here. Its just a really creepy brown bear sometimes seen offering candy to little kids

Holy shit. Posting for epic troll.

>>138316515


this Cyclops!

troll or not? cant decide.

posting in epic bread

is this 4chans first blindfag?

>>138317060
GOD you're a retard. The X-Men cyclops, who shoots some crazy energy beam SHIT out of his eyes. That's the cyclops we were asking about earlier.

Dan,

If there was a trial to restore ones sight, with say, stem cells, would you participate in it?

Do you wish you could see, or is it one of those things that you've gone so long without that you don't know the difference and thus doesn't really matter?

Dan if I were you I would make a tripcode. Ask Karl about that. Anyone can write 'Dan here' and then say something offensive. In fact some people already have. I think you will make a terrific b-tard although I do suggest you do a lot of lurking, otherwise people are going to troll you a lot.

meh, i believe blind-chan, and even if he's trolling, he's awesome.

... if your blind how the fuck did you type all this?... go fap to gay pronz... nigger.

Hey Dan, I've had this goal all year, and it has been a grueling goal and I don't know what will happen to my mentally if I don't accomplish it.
Where can I meet blind girls?
Don't tell me about the Zone. That is like blind 4chan.

God hates blind people.

Coasting on Epic Sled

Posting in epic thread.

Latinfag here. So dan, how does your software read letters like ñ? As in, say, ñandu.

>>138317633

arg?

dan if you're still reading this, in about 20 minutes or less from the time stamp of this post, all the forums get wiped and everything gets a 404 error if you try to access it again. so we're all gonna lsoe this thread in 19 minutes...

>>138289668
you're doing it wrong

>>138317722


N OOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>138317722
but we requested an archive, dan, this means, this thread is going to a virtual vault of epicness.
that means your are epic.

>>138289668
FAIL!

blind look like that? i know retarded people that look like that and arent blind.. weird.

>>138317713

I live in Buenos Aires.

tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono tono

So, Dan, if you are blind, you must love music!

And, for your information, there are NO women on the internet.

Dan here.

>>138316155
archive? You mean you guys can save this conversation for later?

>>138316654
Sounds like Science Fiction.

>>138316829
I heart you too.

>>138317313
man I hope not. I'm not making blind people look very knowledgable of /b/

>>138317452
If I knew it worked possibly. I'm not too fussed with getting my sight back. To me I'm not missing much.

>>138317516
Thanks, I don't know about trip codes, Karl doesnt seem to know either. I didn't realize people were copying me, I usually skip over posts that start with "Dan Here", guess I'll have to look back at that.

Post a pic with you and Karl.

Dan. I know that this topic has turned into a lot of questions for you, and for that i feel bad. But, I do suggest you ask karl how to make a tripcode, and you should do that. I mean, lets face it. Threads like these dont come around often. They are awesome, they are epic.

I have never had a conversation with a blind person in my life, so it is very interesting to hear all of these things about it.

I'd love to see you post here more. I will explain a meme before i ask a question (Because, lets face it, this topic could be a learning experience for both of us.)
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH. More or less, there was about a day where there was a song being played on /b/. For the most part, the only intelligible words were ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH. And no matter what you posted, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH would come out. Thus where that meme came from.

And onto my question. Dan, What do you do in your free time? I mean, you cant see, so you cant really play video games, or cook yourself food, go for long walks (and obviously not long drives, because you would probably kill someone, including yourself.) So, what do you do?

>>138318439
except her, shes on

fucking newfags and faggots alike, he isn't trolling it's motherfucking OC.
all of you an hero, now.

i didnt think i would catch up to this thread

>>138318439
Unless we steel their pics and post them.

Dan my picture is of a girl called Zoe. If you cant see her she is the prettiest girl on earth.

>>138317722 Lies.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey Dan, I'm the guy that asked you that long question. Thought I'd explain some more memes for you.

There's a meme that goes, "Milhouse is not a meme". It shows an image of Milhouse, the character from the Simpsons. The point of the meme I guess is to confuse people into wondering if Milhouse is, indeed, a meme.

A more popular meme is called "yo, dawg", and it's pretty extensive. The original is a picture of the rapper Xzibit (pronounced exhibit), with text that states, "yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive". The joke is that he hosted MTV's show "pimp my ride", wherein cool but often useless devices were inserted into people's cars, such as a toaster oven in the glove box or an aquarium in the trunk.

People have made hundreds of variations of this meme.

>>138318660
Person that posted the ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH meme here. Tell him to go to Encyclopediadramatica.com and look up tripcodes there. Im sure he can explain it to very well. It takes away the "Anonymous" at the top, and adds what you put, plus a string letters and numbers that are very hard to copy.

what does it feel like being blind? what im asking is can you describe how you "see" the world?

Part 2 of the long post follows:

What else...

Whenever a girl posts a picture of herself, it's customary to demand, "TITS or GTFO", which stands for "get the fuck out". The unwritten rule is that you are supposed to be rude and non helpful to the girl in question until she provides pictures of her breasts, but most people around here are white knights, meaning they're excessively helpful, particularly to women. Much of the time this is because they are huge losers in real life so this is really the only opportunity they have to hide behind a mask of anonymity and talk to girls.

I guess you could call me a white knight, although normally I'm rude to people because 4chan is the place to do that. Yours is a special circumstance though.

/b/ has been called by the media an "internet hate machine". A lot of really obscene things are posted here, but many of them become hilarious memes that stretch across many different websites and even into real life. Some people here truly do want to hurt other people, but most people just like to watch and laugh.

/b/ will occasionally raid a person or organization, especially if they call /b/ out. Some people have had to deal with their identities being stolen or slandered, vandalism, having multiple fake packages sent to their home or office (such as sex toys or the like), and other nasty stuff. /b/ is for joking around but has been known to cause real damage from time to time.

By the way, not trying to overexplain anything, just not sure how familiar you are with this sort of stuff.

>>138319181


stop being boring!!!! we needs moar JOKES!!!

>>138318439
dan, do you love music?
and if so, which kind?

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 is referring to the key on the keyboard, called f5. That will refresh the web page that you are looking at. It is normally posted in threads with a lot of porn or something at the sort, showing peoples intrest.

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

>>138319352

Curious anon is helpful and nice to the blind troll. <3

MOAR means more of whatever is in the thread

Sauce means the people want condiments!!!

Hey Dan, if you're blind, does your pissing aim at the toilet suck balls?

I bet you've painted your fair share of walls yellow.

Also, how's it feel to know you'll never know what a v​agina looks like?

>>138319927

Hello Dan! You sexy beast!

Not all memes require visuals to communicate humor, so I'm sure you know a couple of them by now.

Some, however, are purely visual and are hard to explain.

This one, for example, is a very simple, full-bodied rendition of Luigi from the Super Mario Brothers video game series. At first glance, it seems like a pretty featureless drawing, but upon longer visual exposure, his robotic pose and peculiarly blank stare arouses feelings of uneasiness among viewers.

Also, post a pic of Karl.

>>138318715 TRAP

>>138319927
hes had sex dude so im sure he doesnt care what one looks like.

This is made of awesome, troll or not.

Dan here

>>138319927
You're an asshole. Karl once put my hand on something and told me it was a v​agina, but in all honesty, I think it was his scrotum.

>>138319308
I can't see at all, jackass.

Sauce = Cause = Caeus = Uasec = Secau

Bel-Air is a meme wherein someone starts a long story, usually about something provocative or some topic that will stir up a lot of conversation and right when the story reaches its peak it moves into the lyrics from the theme show "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

Dan, you have, i would say, won the game which was referred to before. i don't really care if your blind or not but i have never f5'ed or refreshed a page so much in hopes of finding original content, which you just created. i have also spent my fair share of time on here, making me an oldfag, and can tell you this was a very interesting thread to read. i hope you are blind so that this is real, even though wishing blindness on someone is pretty evil idc welcome to /b/ and may i be the first to tell you Niggers stole your bike, fuck yo couch, tits or gtfo, stfu newb and lurk MOAR

Question for Dan:

How hard is it to use the internet in general? Are most sites compliant with your reader? Is /b/? (doubt it)

>>138320288
lool troll

EPIK ARKIVEE

>>138319927

>>138320288
not dan

Dan here

>>138320420
The internet is hard to use when you're blind. Especially when I'm searching for audio porn to masturbate to. Do you realize how hard it is to find an audio clip of a rhino having intercourse with a woman?

>>138319706

I hope his text to word program is more complicated than THAT, if it isn't I feel bad for him.

Dude your missing out on laser pointers.

>>138320368
dan needs to lurk LESS. This is OC. OC should be treasured. Different times of the day mean different questions due to different people. he needs to post more to cure some cancer

>>138320288


THAT!

So, Karl sounds nice...

Hey /b/. I've been reading this post and was wondering. Is meme pronounced "meem"? I thought it was "may may" (or "me me" depending on where you're from.)

>>138320600


Trollll

>>138320733
Always have said meme as "meem".

>>138320797

Captain Obvious is a Captain

Dan here

>>138320662
I've kissed a girl too, just so you know, although, again, I think it was just Karl trying to have his way with me.

Ahhh....the joys of being completely bat-fuck blind.

I'm posting a picture of what Karl tells me is "Bawksy". Not exactly sure what that means. Can someone explain?

>>138317569
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>>138317569
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>>138320733

It is prounced "meem", rhymes with "dream"

It's a real word, not some made up 4chan shit.

The first meme is considered to be the yellow smiley face. There's a wikipedia article if you're interested.

>>138320797


Maybe, but i Lol'd

>>138320733
>:(
(angry face)

>>138319308

It's hard to explain, based on my limited early visual memory and my other senses and my imagination, I just sort of guess what things look like... finally touching someone's face after talking to them for a while makes me realize that they look completely different than the image in my mind, and even after I get a feel of there face shape, sometimes I forget what someone looks like. Someone told me it's kindof like remembering what a character looks like in a book without pictures.

>>138319352
Thank you for this, it was very helpful.

>>138319468
I listen to a lot of alternative rock... I espeically like Death Cab for Cutie.

Sorry if I'm replying slowly, my reader isn't very fast, and if I speed it up I have trouble understanding the phrasing of the questions.

How does a blind know what internets is?

>>138289065
>>138289065

THIS NIGGERS PUPIL'S ARE DILATED
GTFO OUT OF MY /B/ Nigger

>>138320733

I also pronounce it close to may-may

but that's probably due to the fact english isn't my first language, so I pronounce it more like if i was portuguese

I'm such a good troll.

These = Me

>>138319927
>>138320288
>>138320600
>>138320932

>>138321166
whats /B/ newfag

(/cruise

i think dan broke down and is now huddled in the corner repeating
what has been heard cannot be unheard

Epic Fail Guy, also known as E.F.G. used to be a mean, but then he committed murder-suicide with pedobear, and stupid newfag trolls took his body. They sometimes trot it out and put on a macabre corpse-puppet show, which is never ever funny in the least.

Impatient anon here. Reposting question because it seems you have skipped over it. Sadface. Dan, What do you do in your free time? I mean, you cant see, so you cant really play video games, or cook yourself food, go for long walks (and obviously not long drives, because you would probably kill someone, including yourself.) So, what do you do?

Dan here. I trolled the fuck out of you faggots. I can't believe you fell for this lol.

>>138320932

I was attempting humor. Spare me.

Also, your Bawsky, is not what you think it is- the picture you posted was of man riding a PENIS- I kid you not.

Also, have Karl post his PENIS.

>>138321478


NOT DAN!!!

Dan here

Is a mouse supposed to feel long and soft? I'm thinking of calling shenanigans on Karl, as I think he's tricking me into using his p​enis as a mouse.

Again, sorry if I reply slowly, reader is very slow so I can understand things properly.

You'd be better off asking about specific memes that confuse you rather than asking us for anything we can come up with.

You'd also be better off asking Karl for descriptions. /b/ does not have a reputation for being helpful.

I'd just like to say, good sir, that I love you. People like you bring back my hope in the world and are the reason I keep coming back to /b/.

May you live a long and prosperous life.

Also, are you good at music? Can you tell what pitches are without reference and shit?

Thanks /b/ on correcting my pronounciation of meme. I think I am going to look up that Wikipedia article.

>>138321312

yeah, sure...no one noticed

Dan, you should probably know that /b/ loves cute, cuddly kittens. There are often long threads with nothing but pictures of kittens in adorable poses.

Don't hate on the kittens, or /b/ will hate you back.

>>138321545
riiiight. You keep on believing. Also lol at the idiot pretending to be me.

>>138321082
this made me realize how normal he actually is.

welcome to /b/. now tits or gtfo.
pics of karl!

HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE, HAVE SOME CORN CAUSE IT'S EASTER IN YOUR BRAIN MY TOENAIL!

PECIPECIPECIPECIPECIP

EPICEPICEPICEPICEPIC

>>138321439

I would imagine he probably reads, surfs the internet, listens to TV, listens to music, learns new things, exercises...

He's blind, not quadriplegic. You or I would probably be bored as shit if we went blind, because we're used to what we do. He, however, has grown up like this, so his brain probably triggers "bored" a lot differently than ours does.

Who knows, maybe he spends his free time in meditation. Maybe he's 10 times more advanced than we could ever be. We have no way of knowing.

>>138321494
u got troll'd

>>138321811

LOOOOOOOOOOOL I BET HE MASTURBATES LIKE 20 TIMES A DAY!

>>138321478
If thats the real dan, you would have had a picture with it written, newfag is dumb. :P hurr.
Dan, Question, As you are blind (Not being able to see at all.) How do you bathe? Does someone help you?
and With school, how do the teachers treat you?

>>138321697

>>138321330
omg dan you just broke the internet

a general saying is that you cannot un-see what you have seen but you can't see things, but you hear them...we need a whole additional meme just because of you i'll do it don't worry

>>138321738

MY BRAIN IS A WOMBAT.

WE SHOULD BUTTSEX.

Karl here

I DO NOT DO SEXUAL THINGS TO DAN BECAUSE HE'S BLIND.

Fuck you niggers and your lies.

>>138321211

It rhymes with gene. It was originally supposed to describe units of culture that get passed down like physical traits do in genes.

>>138321811
Yeah, but blind people cant just get up and go for walks around the block or anything. I mean yeah, granted it being 3AM is making my question semi-retarded, i'd love to know what he does regardless.

You all are niggers
Posting in a troll thread.

im sorry dan ive loved reading your thread and answers ive learnt alot but no mouses are not soft it should roughly fit in your hand and is hard, at the top there are 2 buttons you can click on and (depending on when you bought the mouse) there will be a scroll wheel which spins if you touch it

>>138322253

IT'S A TRAP!

Niggers have poor grammar. This man is a white.

>>138321991
Yeah, because I'm really fucking blind. You niggas just got trolled, hard.

>>138306780
got a picture of this "naomi"?

>>138322361
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>138322118


PENIS nao pwese?

Dan here

Here's a picture of Naomi (or so Karl tells me) for >>138322407

>>138321811

Dan should just go to ED and look up all this instead of wasting his time here
Then again if he did that there would be no lulz

more than anythign i wish for this NOT to be a troll thread..

>>138322361
and even if we did get "trolled" It was still the greatest thing on here in a long time.

>>138322672

god i know... this is some of the best OC ive seen in a while. if it turned out to be a troll thread id be disgruntled.

>>138322433
And yet you believed me that I was blind without a time-stamp? Lol, moran

>>138319866

RONG! sauce means that they are requesting the source of the image, as in the original hosting website.

Do you associate people with a race?

Obviously you can't see a black person, or an asian or whatnot, but you can hear their voices. Do you place people into "groups" while talking to them?

>>138322560

Even if Dan is a troll, he's a good enough one not to leave the filename.

Hi guys what's going on in this thread?

>>138322874
Actually, its spelled "Moron" Since you are not visually impaired I suggest you google it.

>>138319866

Sauce means people want condom mints? What? Care to elaborate? My reader is acting up.

>>138320288
I heart you dan

>>138322361


Proof or STFU!!

Wow, we all just got trolled hard. This is really depressing actually. D:

It being not a troll would have been so good.

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

If the problem persist, contact the program vendor.

>>138322433

Now here's an interesting question. Since Dan can't see pictures, then nothing has ever happened for certain, for him. I want to tie this in to the gay bondage fetish site idea and Schroedinger's cat, but I'm tired.

I think Dan has left the building...

>>138320288
what?? what?? what the hell? if there wasn't a woman in the room there cannot be a VAGINA!!

o_o

bump for epic archive.
there is a site 4chanarchive.org where the most memorable and epic threads are saved. i think your thread should also be on there dan.

>>138323189

I think my reader is malfunctioning.

Doesn't change that I trolled you hard,moran.

There's a bear that rapes little girls. He's happy.

>>138323288
You have no proof, Hence you cant say you did "Moran" Dumb fag.
Learn to spell before being a faggot

Seriously, how many newfags are on this fucking site? You seriously believed that you were talking to a BLIND guy on the computer, lol. Soft hearted pansies.

Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻
̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛
̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠
͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́
ͯ̔̈́̾.


Just bringing some cancer...

>>138315636
He's blind not deaf you idiot!

Opie, i have a link for you, you should take a LOOK at it, it can make blind people see:
http://www.nttdocomo.com/features/mobility18.html

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo homes, smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

>>138323528
Again I love that you didn't ask for proof until after I revealed I was a troll.

>>138323572
Seriously, when will you shut the fuck up and post proof you trolled us, hence the PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN bitch.

>>138323572

Dan here

You are talking to a blind guy.

Are you guys really this stupid? I mean come on, I'm blind for christ sakes and even I'm smarter than you, and I've gotten laid before.

Dan - 1
4chan - 0

Were no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

so dan how exactly did you lose your sight?

So wait.. a blind dude has had sex and I haven't?

Fuck.

Though it was pity sex, I imagine.. So I feel a little better.

>>138323690
Again, I'm asking for proof BECAUSE you say your are a troll.

>>138323187

How does is matter if it was a troll? It's a fun thread.

bump

>>138323692
I don't need to do anything I don't want to. I'm pretty happy of this, I mean how many sadsacks bought into my bullshit.

Dan here.

I am really sorry I have been so slow in my response, but the questions just keep coming and I honestly can't keep answering them. That and the fact that several are hard to figure if they are real or not.

In my free time, I like to listen to music, and I enjoy swimming and yoga. I also actually play my Gold version of Pokemon from time to time... it's one of my favourite video games. I can pretty much navigate through every part of it, and I know them all by their cry. My favourite is Typholsion.

I can do things just like anyone else, I've have lots of practice at everything I do. So I don't miss the toliet, and I don't need people to bathe me. Sometimes I need help at school, but as long as I have my text books, I'm usually ok. I type on my laptop, as it's hard for me to write, and pointless if I want to read what I wrote.

A lot of these questions are getting out of hand actually, and I'm not really comfortable with the way some people have been posing as me.

But thank you /b/ for all your help, were it not 3 in the morning I would go on. But, I can't. I'm off to bed. Maybe I will come back on in the morning. I'll post some new picture of me so you know it's me.

>>138320288

dan isnt a troll. in this post he responds to >>138319308
calling him a jackass. but what dan didnt realize is that when the poster asked him how he "sees" the world, that the word see was in quotations. the poster was inquiring how dan visualizes the world in his head, not how he actually sees it with his eyes, but the program dan uses doesnt pronounce the quotations so dan thought the poster was making fun of him.

>>138323764

too much fappin'

>>138323851
And again I'm telling you that you are one gullible shithead.

>>138323690


PICS AND TITS OR GTFO!!!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

>>138323905
Yeah, I know. Pretty clever, eh?

>>138323899

Dan here

Before I go, I'll leave you with a parting gift from me and Karl.

The gift is the picture to the left. Enjoy.

>>138323572

I think the issue here is "describing funny memes with words".

So, the newfags here are those who keep repeating "lol troll'd", "he's not blind, faggots", "you're newfag". Just like you.

>>138323899
Invest in a tripcode. D: I want to know you're not a troll. And tell us around what time you are expecting to post. I need to see this again.

Goodnight sweet prince.

>>138323905

That wasn't really Dan, Dan doesn't use contractions.

>>138324047

Wow, I trolled you all good.

Hi, I'm Daedryon, but you might remember me from such 4chan moments as RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Ignore that faggot fuck who can't spell moron. He's a troll.

This whole thing was me. ME I TELLS YA.

Faggots.

When did /b/ get so soft?

>>138324297
Dan here. I was the one who was trolling, not the other guise.

ALL HAIL EPIC THREAD!!!!

>>138323945
Sagefag without the guts
>>138323899
OP
>>138323945
You actually posted 14 seconds before the Real dan.
tl;dr GOODNIGHT DAN

>>138324334

/b/ always has its moments.

ITT: Faggots in love with the ideal of a blind guy.

>>138324200

yes he does. he even uses them in the original post.
so if dan doesnt use contractions then this entire thread was a troll.

>>138324547
Well, you believe what you want to believe, man.

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

>>138322118

Sorry Karl, but you must admit he is pretty fucking adorable, in the literal sense.

Dan, pictured is a man named Josef Fritzl in Austria who locked his daughter in a small basement and raped her continuously for more than 20 years. She gave birth to about 6 children this way. Fritzl kept 3 of these children down in the basement with her and up until very recently, they had never been outside in their entire lives. Their oldest incest prisoner kid is about 20 years old.

This man is a /b/tard's hero. His mugshot offers a very subtle and devilish smirk, as if to display pride in his crime. As a meme, pretend that he's from Australia, not Austria.