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BLASPHAMY.... MADNESS?!?!?!?

stoping combo before "this is sparta"

I've been avoiding seeing Inglorious Bastards for a long time. I am a Nazi and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing La Blue Girl for a long time. I am a demon and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing the Patriot for a long time. I am English and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

new copypasta? on my /b/?

I've been avoiding seeing The Hulk for a long time. I am huge green monster and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

THIS... IS... SPARTA

You're Welcome, Internet.

I've been avoiding seeing Lord of the Rings for a long time. I am an Orc and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Jurassic Park for a long time. I am a Tyrannosaurus Rex and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing WALL-E for a long time. I am a robot and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Fight Club for a long time. I am a Hippy and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Gay Heaven for a long time. I am a Transsexual Gay Fundamentalist Christian and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

its offensive against greeks, it portrays them as hypocrites and liars, they fight for freedom (but had more slaves and helots than any other greek state), portray their enemies as faggots with monsters (they were more gay than the athenians irl)... shall I continue.

I've been avoiding seeing Dune for a long time. I am a sandworm and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our species and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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I've been avoiding seeing Transformers for a long time. I am a Decepticon and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeingpassion of the christ for a long time. I am a jew and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Remember the Titans for a long time. I am a nigger and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Gayniggers From Outer Space for a long time. I am anon and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness

Eddy, I'm up in this thread

fucking lol

I've been avoiding seeing V for Vendetta for a long time. I am a totalitarian dictator and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Forrest Gump for a long time. I am a retard and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Saving Private Ryan for a long time. I am French and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing 28 Days Later for a long time. I am an Infected and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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I've been avoiding seeing Return Of The Jedi for a long time. I am a Rancor and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Harry Potter for a long time. I am a Death Eater and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness

I've been avoiding seeing Backdoor Sluts 9 for a long time. I am the eigth backdoor slut and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Star Wars for a long time. I am an Imperial Stormtrooper and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing seeing for a long time. I am an eyeball, and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Taxi Driver for a long time. I am a psychopathic ex-US marine New York Taxi Driver trying to find my place in the world and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness

I've been avoiding seeing Twilight for a long time. I am a homosexual and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Whales - The Lonely Sea Creature for a long time. I am a great white shark and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

Even if this is a troll thread I will comment.

Take the film with a crate of salt and watch it just as something to be amusing through violence. The entire film is generally inaccurate and offensive on EVERY scale. Whether it be towards ALL Greek civilizations portrayed, the Persians, or one lone betrayer. One could even bring up the fact that the entire BATTLE was misportrayed because they forgot to mention the fucking FLEET of Grecians fighting off the coast of the Hot Gates but...ehhhhhhh...fuck that.

One way or another, it's generally just amusing to watch for bloody violence sake. Past that, it's about as accurate as a physics law concerning gravitational pull written by a pile of shit.

I've been avoiding seeing The Dark Knight for a long time. I the joker and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was too serious.

ErsiansPersians are the winrar I'm a Persian and I fucking proud fick the Arabs we are nothing like them

I've been avoiding seeing Digimon Tamers for a long time. I am a furry and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of Renamon and desecration of her character. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing CP for a long time. I am a loli and have been told that it is notoriously insensitive and inaccurate. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Borat for a long time. I am Kazakh and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. I was pleasantly surprised.

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i see what you did there

>>163726208

you fucking retard, it was a joke. lrn2read the other posts before posting dumb nigger

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correct answer

I've been avoiding seeing Spirited Away for a long time. I am a spirit and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

toasting in epic bread

I've been avoiding seeing District 9 for a long time. I am a tin of cat food and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing /b/ for a long time. I am a completely normal person and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate site. Finally, I decided to see it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I have never logged off of it because just as I had expected, this was exactly what I needed in life.

wow...just wow...

Archive this

I've been avoiding seeing Kill Bill for a long time. I am a katana and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Fresh Prince for a long time. I am a nigger and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and sent me to my auntie and uncle in bel air

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A well played combo breaker. You win internets etc. etc.

I've been avoiding seeing Juno for a long time. I am a fetus and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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I've been avoiding seeing I am Legend for a long time. I am Doctor Robert Neville and will be at the pier every day at noon when the sun is at it's highest and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

I've been avoiding seeing Porn for a long time. I am a VAGINA and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Pirates of the Caribbean for a long time. I am an Englishman and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Passion of the Christ for a long time. I am a Roman Centurion and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Godzilla for a long time. I am Godzilla and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Pokemon: The First Movie for a long time. I am Mewtwo and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Crocodile Dundee for a long time. I am an Ausfag and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Death Race for a long time. I am a Prison Warden and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for a long time. I am Christian and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of magic and desecration of witch's history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Freakazoid for a long time. I am Candlejack and have been told that it is a notoriou

I've been avoiding seeing Freakzoid for a long time. I am Candlejack and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and deci

I've been avoiding seeing Brokeback Mountain for a long time. I am a raging homosexual and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Star Trek for a long time. I am a Romulan and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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I've been avoiding using my microwave for a long time. I am an oven user and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate way to cook food. Finally, I decided to try it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its cooking of my people and desecration of my meal. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Planet of the Apes and the Sorcerer's Stone for a long time. I am a nigra and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of magic and desecration of witch's history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness. Lawdy, boss.

I've been avoiding seeing Rambo for a long time. I am an afgan and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Pick of Destiny for a long time. I am a guitar and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of faggots playing me. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Nightmare Before Christmas for a long time. I am a deep-voiced, insect-filled potato sack with an insatiable urge to sing jazz tunes in a luminescent undergound lair and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Alice in Wonderland for a long time. I am a giant living playing card(six of spades specifically) and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Fresh prince of bel-air for a long time. I am a Fresh prince and have been told By my mother that i am moving with my aunt and my uncle in bel-air, i whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plates said fresh and there were dice in the mirror Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I pulled up to the house about over 9000 or 8 and i yeleld to the cabbe "yo holmes smell you later, i looked at my kingdom i was finally there,because just as I had expected this was blasphemy and madness

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and the odds of this are how many in a /b/illion years?

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hivemind

Wow, this post is "OFF DA HOOK" -,-

I've been avoiding seeing Golden Compass for a long time. I am God and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing 40 Year Old Virgin for a long time. I am a 40 Year old Virgin and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I like OP.

Nicely done.

I've been avoiding seeing Futurama for a long time. I am a hypnotoad and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate tv show. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

I've been avoiding seeing Narnia for a long time. I am a closet and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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also hivemind

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I've been avoiding seeing Planet of the Apes for a long time. I am a nigra and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of magic and desecration of witch's history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness. Lawdy, boss.

I've been avoiding seeing Pulp Fiction for a long time. I am a Gimp and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing michael cera film for a long time. I am a social awkward teen and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Meet the Spartans for a long time. I am Spartan and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Back to the Future for a long time. I am from the future and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, it would fuck my future..

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That one kind of suALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

I've been avoiding seeing ARCHIVE for a long time. I am THIS and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of SHIT. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Citizen Kane for a long time. I am a yellow journalist and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing 2girls1cup for a long time. I am a Shit and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and flies, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness

I've been avoiding seeing humans for a long time. I am film and have been told that they are a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate race. Finally, I decided to watch them and decide for myself. Like my friends and other forms of media, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our reality and desecration of our history. I killed them off halfway through because just as I had expected, they were blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Night of the living dead for a long time. I am zombie and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was brrrriiiiiiaaaaannnnsss.

I've been avoiding seeing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for a long time. I am a Simoan Lawyer and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Snakes on a Plane for a long time. I am a snake and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Backdoor Sluts 9 for a long time. I am an anthropomorphic anus and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our poop chute. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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Persian? Fuck you, You're Iranian, faggot.

Get a decent hair cut, Burn your designer jeans, and sell all of your gold shit.

I've been avoiding seeing for a long time. I am a blind person and have been told that it is notoriously insensitive and inaccurate. Finally, I decided to watch and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by the portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned away halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Alien vs Predator for a long time. I am a Predator and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Matrix for a long time. I am a digital A.I. designed to keep the peace and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

've been avoiding seeing stencil for a long time. I am pooper and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate tool. Finally, I decided to stick it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I got it out halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Iron Man for a long time. I am a terrorist and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing 2 girls 1 cup for a long time. I am an inanimate container of liquids and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history and very purpose. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was scatsphemy and madness.

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These guys clearly weren't candlejack, because he can't kidnap hims

Roasting in molten lead.

I've been avoiding seeing 2 Girls 1 cup for a long time. I am the plastic cup they didn't use and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our poop chute. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 for a long time. I am Large sweaty fat anti-American liberal with lots of money and a video camera and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Jaws for a long time. I am Shark and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, I am a shaaaaark, suck my diiiiiiiccckkk.

>>163728544
You whore, get your own ;)

I've been avoiding seeing Dragonball for a long time. I am a Dragon with no balls and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163728582

They weren't Candlejack, and that wasnt the hypnotoad. this thread is bullshALL GLORY TO THE HYP

I've been avoiding seeing There Will be Blood for a long time. I am a Milkshake and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

epic fred is epic

Coasting on Epic Treads

I've been avoiding seeing The Happening for a long time. I am a fucking tree and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Dragon Ball Z for a long time. I am a scouter and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by my ancestors being smashed by some faggy alien on steroids. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!

I've been avoiding seeing March of the Penguins for a long time. I am a fish who got ate by a penguin and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Xmen: The Last Stand for a long time. I am THE JUGGERNAUT, BIIIITCH and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing the Simpsons for a long time. I am Millhouse and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, millhouse is not a meme.

>>163728218
>>163728544

Fucking hivemind. Second one was me, fuck it all to hell. I'm slowpoke today.

I've been avoiding seeing Jackass: The Movie for a long time. I am a shopping cart and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and the and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and serious.

I've been avoiding seeing dawn of the dead for a long time. I am a zombie and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Power Rangers: THe movie for a long time. I am Zordon and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Shrek for a long time. I am Mexican and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of my wife's race as a talking creature - donkeys don't talk! I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness. Brb fucking donkey

I've been avoiding seeing Grave of The Fireflies for a long time. I am a World War 2 soldier and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of World War 2 and desecration of its history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was a cartoon about Nips.

I've been avoiding seeing The Game for a long time. I am The Game and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, you lost twice.

I've been avoiding seeing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory for a long time. I am an Oompa Loompa and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing An American Tail: Fiefel Goes West for a long time. I am mouse and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Akira for a long time. I am Akira and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, TESUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've been avoiding seeing National Treasure for a long time. I am a Freemason and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163723559

You, sir, are and idiot. :)

archive this shit

I've been avoiding seeing The Big Lebowski for a long time. I am a Nihilist and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Fargo for a long time. I am North Dakotan and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Cars for a long time. I am a Lion and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was >:3.

I've been avoiding seeing epic new copypasta on /b/ for a long time. I am a /b/tard and have been told that it is notoriously insensitive and inaccurate. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of win and desecration of anti-lulz. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, someone had posted CP and it was fapping time.

I've been avoiding seeing Office Space for a long time. I am an office manager and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

NEED ONE MORE FOR ARCHIVE

I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. I am a polaroid and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. I've been avoiding seeing Memento for a long time

the film is not meant to be histrocially accurate at all, it's based on a graphic novel.

Awesome.


I cried.


Awesome.

I've been avoiding seeing El laberinto del fauno for a long time. I am an Spanish fawn and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. I am jumbled plot scenes and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. I've been avoiding seeing Pulp Fiction for a long time.I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history.

rampant amounts of doing it wrong in this thread

I've been avoiding seeing Ratatouille for a long time. I am rat and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Rozen Maiden for a long time desu. I am a doll and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film desu. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself des. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history desu. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness desu.

>>163729865
fuck. yeah.

what the fuck is wrong

all you do is change two names and thats all

its actually fucking easy

this thread = fail

I've been avoiding seeing Outbreak for a long time. I am a Nigger and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163723559

You, sir, are and idiot. :3

>>163729865

well played, anon. well played.

here is your reward

I've been avoiding seeing Unbreakable for a long time. I am some stairs and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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I've been avoiding seeing Tropic Thunder for a long time. I am a lead farming mother fucker and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163723559
Madness?

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THIS ... IS ... SPARTAAA!!!!!

FORMULA FOR THIS THREAD

I've been avoiding seeing <movie> for a long time. I am <villian of movie>..........

I've been avoiding seeing Year One for a long time. I am a caveman and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

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I've been avoiding seeing Shawshank Redemption for a long time. I am an anal rapist and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163730134
yeah, b4t 5ts better than the rest 6f /b/

kiikiilm
lmkiilm

archive this.

thoasting in epic pread.

I was thar

>>163730100
>I've been avoiding seeing Rozen Maiden for a long time desu. I am a doll and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film desu. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself des.
>I am a doll and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film desu. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself des.
> I decided to watch it and decide for myself des.
>and decide for myself des.
>myself des.
>des.

>>163723559
>>I've been avoiding seeing 300 for a long time. I am Persian and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>madness.

Madness?

ARCHIVE THIS

>>163727988

I see..

What you did there.

I've been avoiding seeing Dracula 3000 for a long time. I am a vampire and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163730498

Fantastic, dear boy. Fantastic!

>>163730498
i see what you did there my son

I've been avoiding seeing Twlight for a long time. I am a faggot and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Kundun for a long time. I am Chinese and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

MY DICK.

I've been avoiding seeing Terminator 2 for a long time. I am T-1000 and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163723559

I've been avoiding seeing The Adventures of Pluto Nash for a long time. I am Eddy Murphy and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing this thread for a long time. I am the epic win in it and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

.......................zalgo

>>163731167
>>163731216
fuck these two really got me.

I've been avoiding seeing Meet the Fokkers for a long time. I am a Junkers-88 dive bomber and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Napoleon Dynamite for a long time. I am a head lice and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Evil Deadfor a long time. I am a BOOMSTICK! and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Lawrence of Arabia for a long time. I am an Arab and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Dark Knight for a long time. I am The Joker and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Superman 2 for a long time. I am General Zod and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of Kryptonians and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding joining this thread for a long time. I am an oldfag and have been told that it is a notoriously stupid and boring copypasta. Finally, I decided to join it and troll it for myself. Like my fellow oldfags, I was deeply offended by its dumbing-down of our image board and fagging up of /b/'s history. I saged it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was stupidity and retardation.

>>163732352
/thread

I've been avoiding seeing Dr. Strangelove for a long time. I am a Communist and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

ok, it's getting stupid now.

time to stop posting, you've killed it

I've been avoiding seeing an inconvenient truth for a long time. I am a just a fag and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our faggotry and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing A Beautiful Mind for a long time. I am Schizophrenia and have been told at several times a day by the same people that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was nobel and honorary.

I've been avoiding seeing a bar, I'm an alcohol and it's killing my family.

I've been avoiding seeing South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut for a long time. I am Canadian and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

nigger

I've been avoiding reading H.P. Lovecraft for a long time. I am Cthulhu and have been told that it these notoriously insensitive and inaccurate stories. Finally, I decided to read them and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I closed it halfway through because just as I had expected, there was not enough blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Pokemon for a long time. I am a Mudkip and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate serie. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and other Pokemons, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Roots for a long time. I am a Plantation owner and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

this thread has lived for over an hour on my /b/?

amazing!

I've been avoiding seeing Schindler's list for a long time. I am Hitler and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

Are u mad because 300 made persians out to be exactly what they are.....or are you mad because southpark was even closer to the truth?

I've been avoiding seeing X-Files for a long time. I am an extraterrestrial and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate serie. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing NIGGER for a long time. I am A NIGLET and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Scientology for a long time. I am Tom Cruise and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Godfather for a long time. I am an Italian-American mob boss and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbours, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of me and desecration of my history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness. Capiche?

I've been avoiding seeing 2girls1cup for a long time. I sell icecream and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and coworkers, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

beautiful thread. /b/ still has it

>>163723559
>this was blasphemy and madness

>>163733371
>>163733371

HAHAHA, OH WOW

I've been avoiding seeing Star Wars for a long time. I am a Storm Trooper and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Silence of the Lambs for a long time. I am a serial killer that makes clothing out of human skin and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Requiem for a Dream for a long time. I am heroin and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing The Corporation for a long time. I am the CEO of Texaco and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>>163723559

You, sir, are and idiot. :)

Ive avoided seeing Notorious for a long time. You see I am a nigger and I have been told its a deeply insensitive and anaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and KFC.

>> I've been avoiding seeing 300 for a long time. I am Persian and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>> just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>> as I had expected, this was madness.

fgbndg

I've been avoiding seeing 28 days later for a long time. I am a zombie and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

I've been avoiding seeing Club Fight for a long time. I am an Imaginary friend and have been told that it is a notoriously insensitive and inaccurate film. Finally, I decided to watch it and decide for myself. Like my friends and neighbors, I was deeply offended by its portrayal of our people and desecration of our history. I turned it off halfway through because just as I had expected, this was blasphemy and madness.

>this thread

>>163741564
archive at this point

>>163726419
FUCKIN SAVED!