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Nurse-kun thread is back from the dead!

>>28267206
I got in touch with her social worker on the way home, and explained my request to her voice mail: I would bring her back to my place...and take care of her while she fought off the bug, like she, or any other normal kid, would do so. In a normal home setting, resting on the couch and eating homemade soup while watching daytime television...and being mildly pampered and fretted over by an adult not dressed in scrubs and smelling of hand sanitizer.

She got back to me shortly after I got home, and gave her approval. There'd already been a visit to my apartment once before for the afternoon, when it was raining and there wasn't much to do in the city, so it wasn't too unusual a request...and by now, we'd built up sufficient trust, I like to think, that she knew my intentions were innocent. Which they were, of course.

fuck you, or give good explanation for not continuing story

>>28267496
So tell us, Nurse-kun: how much cleaning up did you have to do before Ampu-tan visited your house? Were you basically hiding every scrap of porn you could find?

>>28267496
Buoyed by the tides of success, I left a message with the administrator explaining the approval, and said that I'd call back in a few hours. Then I went and crashed into bed, aiming to get those few hours of sleep that I could. I slept like a log, then was awakened and got up groggily, aiming to refresh myself sufficiently that I could perform my duties in this less formal setting to the proper level of satisfaction. Which meant coffee and meth, of course. Energized, I played a bit more telephone tag, found my ducks in a row, and headed out to make a quick trip elsewhere before heading for the facility.

Once I finally arrived there, I headed for her room, pausing to briefly chat with the nurse on duty and explain what I had in mind, which she seemed to approve of, partially, no doubt, since it would take her off of her hands...as a sick patient, not some sort of special trouble, of course.

>>28267678
Har har. It isn't as though the stuff hangs from the ceiling and overflows cupboards, you know. Yes, I tidied up a bit, of course, but it wasn't a tremendous effort. ...I'd already carefully organized my laptop before her last visit, after all, which was the most difficult part of it all.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

dude, liek where were you the last month? Or did I miss something?

Nurse-kun story time deserves to be on the first page.

>>28267582
It's quite odd, isn't it, the way the thread suddenly died...I can't explain it, personally, since I had nothing to do with it, and had just finished my second post when it disappeared. Seems rather odd it'd disappear after an hour and a half or so, considering they've lasted for ten or more in the past...hmm.

wooha!

>>28268055
Busy.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

posting in a nurse-kun thread!

I'm reading about you on wikichan right now, and I'm happy that there's a force of good on /b/. I hope you get to adopt her.

Did I miss one of your posts nurse-kun? Last one I read was this one

http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Story:DamagedGoods:Chapter_21

Posting in a Nurse-kun thread. :3

NURSE-KUN IS BACK!

Nurse-Kun thread? whoa...haven't seen one of these in ages.

posting in a Nurse-kun thread!

>>28267902
Making my way to her room and letting myself in with a light knock, I found her looking roughly as sick and miserable as she had when I last saw her awake, just sitting there, slouched a bit, not even feeling up to doing anything, reading, playing DS, folding, anything. Naturally, this just made me feel I'd made the right decision, and I smiled, took a seat, and told her that I had a trip planned for us. When, she asked? Why, now!, I answered. She looked vaguely surprised and skeptical, but I assured her it was true, and began selecting some clothes for her to change into, and generally organizing for the 'trip'.

>>28268183
Yeah, there's actually an incomplete save of a Chapter 22, but Wikichan's been too lazy to put it up:

http://rapidshare.com/files/28572776/25681355.rar.html

Glad to have you back Nurse-kun. I think we're all relieved to see you're not dead or incapacitated.

>>28268391

thanks

>>28268183
I posted on a friday night or morning or something after that, when I couldn't sleep and was sick, but it seems they never bothered to archive it. I suppose it wasn't good enough for them or something, though I did relate a story of her family's past near the end, before I passed out...

Holy freaking crap. Nurse-kun thread.

I chose the right moment to not do homework.

Nurse-kun!

HURRY UP AND ADOPT HER YOU TRIFLING NIGGER

>>28268543
Every moment is the right moment not to do homework

>>28268469

also thanks, nurse-kun.

ATTENTION ALL FAGS: POSTING OMG NURSE-KUN THREAD WILL JUST KILL THE THREAD QUICKER. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE MAN TELL HIS STORY.

>>28268366
She was soon (enough) dressed and more or less ready to go, though in her state of health, she was a bit more difficult and crabby than usual...which is hardly unusual, all things considered. Still, I soldiered on, and before long, I'd packed the backpack I'd brought with some essentials, and was wheeling her out the doors to my vehicle, in the generally hazy weather of the day. She wanted to know where we were going, and complained that she didn't feel like going to wherever we were going, despite not knowing where we were going yet. I, in turn, responded by telling her that it was a secret...and she'd just have to wait and see, then gave her a lozenge to suck on.

It wasn't too long before we arrived at my building, whereupon the surprise was mostly revealed, though she didn't quite grasp the meaning of it all just yet. I unloaded us, then made to wheel her into the building...and she stopped me.

type faster nurse-kun!

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>>28268911 then gave her a lozenge to suck on

Right.

>>28268985
>>28268970
Fag

>>28268911
This is leading to an oral scene, I just know it.

HOLY SHIT POSTING IN A NURSE-KUN THREAD.

>>28268911
"No...I want to...walk." She frowned up at me from where she sat, gripping the arms of the chair with both hands, flesh and mechanical alike, and after a moment's hesitation, mostly spurred on by concern for her sense of balance in her state, I nodded in return, and offered her my hand. She took it, carefully, with her myoelectric one, then, with a combination of her left arm and body pushing to lift herself, and my hand helping her steady herself on her right, and acting as a 'platform' to pull up against with her artificial arm, she managed to stand up, slowly, arduously.

Helping steady her a bit more, she stepped over to lean against the vehicle's side while I folded up her chair and set it inside the trunk...then, taking my arm again, we set off to head inside, wobbly, coughing, and damp.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Nurse-kun, I'm still reading Chapter 5, so I don't know if you still want literary recommendations, but...

If Amputee-tan likes fantasy, 'The Name of the Wind' is a pretty good fantasy novel that just came out. It's a bit hefty, but very excellent.

HOLY POOP

Ah... Nurse-kun.

Don't you just love the new people who don't understand how sinister your intentions once were?

But still, keep up the sterling work. Your stories are always engaging.

>>28269537
gb2/gaia

>>28268469
Speaking of archives...

1. http://4chanarchive.org/
2. click "request interface"
3. type 28267206 into the box
5. once enough people do it, you might find it again on above mentioned website latest after 48 hours
6. ???
7. Profit!!

>>28268985
>>28268970
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>28269343
Once inside, we made our way past the locked doors and headed for the elevator; while I normally take the stairs, that wasn't really an option today, for obvious reasons. We passed Ms. Palmer on the way, who slowed and stared rather blatantly, not having met her before. For her trouble, after a few seconds, she turned her head and just stared back at her, the woman having been caught at it, as she was on our girl's left, and remaining, peripheral vision. At the force of that glare, the poor woman blanched, murmered an apology, and hurried on her way out of the lobby, while I tried to hide a bit of a smile of amusement. Even sick, she's nothin' to...mess with.

The ride up was private and quiet, with her saying nothing as she clung to me, the slight shaking and sudden starts and stops of the car playing havoc with her still tenuous balance. Finally, the doors slid open, and out we went, walking down the hallway at her pace until we reached my room, and slipped inside together...

>>28269945
in b4 raep

>>28269945
The moment the door closed we were all over each other. I don't think either of us had expected it to happen - I certainly hadn't planned it - but there it was. She started working on the button and zipper of my jeans with her good hand, while I reached down to grip her diminutive chest (well, as much as I could). It was a little awkward kissing, with the height difference and all, but somehow we managed.

All of this was before her mechanical arm, incensed by our actions, turned against us and began acting of its own accord. It wanted us dead...

Nurse-kun, I've said it before, but you're a truly good person. I only wish that I could stick around to see the rest of this story unfold, but I'll have to catch it on wikichan. I see good things in store for you and this girl.

>>28269945
OH LAWD

>>28270326
I was wondering when this was going to happen.

>>28267496
PROTIP: MAKE SURE YOU TURN OFF 4CHAN!!

>>28270326
NO I'M SPARTACUS.

Also, fail.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S NURSE-KUN! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

>>28269945
...whereupon she flopped down onto the nearest chair, a bit out of breath, trembling and coughing after even that short walk, looking around bleary-eyed for this 'surprise'. Taking that as my cue, I knelt down and removed her shoes from her prosthetic feet, then moved to unzip her jacket as well, setting the backpack with her things, and a few other mystery contents as well, down. She looked vaguely surprised, and managed to make a single word sound disappointed and unamused at the same time. "Here?"

I couldn't help but laugh a bit at the expression on her face, bisected eyebrow raised, and simply nodded in reply as I motioned for her to move her arms so I could slide her jacket off. "Yup, here." Still looking skeptical, but a bit too tired to argue, she just sighed and let me remove it, and was thus surprised when I quickly followed that up by sweeping her up into my arms, then carrying her toward the couch as she grabbed my shirt out of surprise, eyes widening...

>>28270326
Man, you didn't even crack the tripcode? Fucking lazy trolls.

>>28270326
remember kids, real tripcodes are only bold on the name.

>>28270655
RAEP

This is not Nurse-kun. I can tell from having seen quite a few Nurse-kun in my posts and realizing that this poster's writing style is too narrative.

>>28270173
yes, now we need a pic of amputee-chan raeping the shit outta the annoying woman with metal tentacles from her prosthetic attachments

>>28270326
i lol'd. i feel for it for alittle bit

Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 28267206

>>28268391
Ack! ok, Im on it, let me catch up with this thread and then ill start uploading thread 22. meanwhile please help by uploading/formating this thread to http://wikichan.org/index.php/Story:DamagedGoods:Chapter_22

(Ill move it to ch 23 later.)

>>28270655
...at surprise at the configuration and contents of the couch and coffee table. I'd set down kleenex, a glass (to be filled with juice), pillows, a blanket, the various entertainment remotes, and a box filled with the various comics from my collection she'd enjoyed on her previous visit. I set her down gently on the couch in the proper position, all of the above easily reachable with her good arm, and took a seat a bit further down. I told her that I knew it wasn't much fun staying in the home, and it's even worse when you aren't feeling well, as a few shifts worked while I wasn't had made clear in the past. And that I knew that when one got sick like this, one didn't want to be in a hospital, or a sterile environment...one wanted to be at home, comfortable, and being taken care of. And so, I wanted to provide that for her...if she'd let me.

She was quiet for a moment, taking it all in, the weak rays of the sun making her hair shine like gold for a moment, then finally just leaned forward and hugged me, stifling the crying she was fighting in my shirt. To which I responded by simply patting her back and holding her gently, letting her let it out, the memory of her complaining melancholy about being sick and being taken care of by her mom, then struggling to contain herself after relating it, one night some time back sounding clear as day in my mind.

I'd let you raep me, Nurse-kun. <3

>>28271317
From what I see of the rapidshare, it got pretty much everything in the thread. I passed out a few posts after that, which were mostly just some flaming about japanese internment camps and shifty-eyed nips and such.

>>28271330

...and then you showed her your penis.

>>28271330
the entire internet is pressing the limits on its cute intake right now. two or three kittens would put the thing over.

>>28271556
whoops, forgot to remove the fake tripcode from the name field. sorry, nurse-kun!

>>28271486
No, not yet.

>>28271673
Hahaha. Oh wow.

>>28271317
same day, it should remain on the same chapter

>>28271330
You are a sick and twisted human being. I salute you.

>>28271556
how about fennecs?

>>28271556
how about fennecs?

I never thought I'd really see Nurse-kun here on 4chan.

You're a good person.

>>28271556
how about fennecs?

>>28271673
Oh, okay.

Well I for one think you're doing great.
I would like to see you once in my lifetime.

i guess this is why they call this forum 'random' ROFL xD

>>28272003
What? Where the hell else would you see Nurse-kun?

It cracks me up how many of you people think this is legit.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

TYPE FASTER!

>>28271779
that's all the convincing I need... WikiSysop can change it himself if he wants it split in two.

(currently wiki-formatting the rapidshared old thread.)

>>28272454
No, see, Nurse-kun began his story before that disclaimer. So it's legit, see?

>>28272447

I meant like, while I was on 4chan.

>>28271330
She recovered her composure after a few moments more, and I carefully brushed some sweat-stained hair out of her eyes as she leaned back and wiped them with the back of her good hand, smiling gently as I did so. I can't forget what she said next as she shifted to lay back against the pillows, body slightly turned to face the television, and using it as a focus to avert her eyes from me; "You're always so nice to me...even though I didn't do anything to deserve it...". I was surprised at this, at the expression of...even now, I'm not entirely sure, but...guilt? shame?...on her face. And I was contemplative for a moment in turn, then stood up, walking around her to tug the blanket (one I'd taken from home when I left for college, and kept with me since then) up over her.

And I replied, not needing to fake any emotion, but simply speaking honestly, "You don't need to do anything but be yourself, <name ommitted here>.". I hesitated then, for a moment more, before leaning down to place a kiss on the top of her head, before heading into the kitchen.

>>28272454
legit or not it is a fun story to follow

>>28272454
it's fun to pretend

>>28272543
Lies. She in fact said this, "I want some fucking water." And there was no kiss to the forehead.

sageing a nurse-kun thread

>>28272542
Oh.

Gaiafag, etc.

>>28272683

True story, I was there.

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>>28272586

ITT people waiting for amputee pedophilia

>>28272831

I am, and I freely admit to it! :D

>>28272831
who wouldn't be waiting for it?

>>28272734

Nah. I just never though I'd see one.

OH, I dunno, grown-ups and other people who live away from their moms

>>28272683
gbtperceptionoftime. She said that AFTER I was walking back to the kitchen. Jesus.

>>28269602

NO U

I happen to have a verbose vocabulary, which apparently someone of your mentality cannot understand, cretin.

Don't ruin a Nurse-kun thread because of your own insecurities about your origins.

Cute amputee loli raping other lolis plz kthx

>>28272976
I. I adore Nurse-kun for the good he's doing to improve this girls life. He's a /b/tard like us, but does anyone of you fuckers help a young girl to adapt herself to life without parents and being disabled? He is a nurse, of course, but as you can see he is doing more than a nurse would do. He is doing what a good human would do.
It's because of people like you, Nurse-kun, that I hold faith in the world and mankind.

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity, Nurse-kun. <3

Nurse-kun was going to rape her into a psychotic state at first. /b/ convinced him a longterm plan was better for all parties involved.

nursekun, posting, omg etc

>>28273226
Intellectual anon is intellectual.
>>28273356
I'm sure there's quite a few halfway decent /b/tards when they're not on /b/.

>>28272543
Things mellowed out pleasently after that initial spate of activity. She was still tired, so she wound up falling asleep on the couch a few minutes after, with me carefully removing her prosthetics and setting them aside as stealthily as I could. Without much to do myself, other than fill her glass with some orange juice, I wound up falling asleep as well, slumped over in the chair sharing the living room (well, what passes for one in my place).

She woke up after a couple of hours, and apparently quietly began to watch tv, emphasizing quietly because she didn't wake me up in the midst of doing so. Indeed, it was another hour or so before I came to my senses again, finding her watching some history channel special on the Manhatten Project. Looking at a clock, I realized what time it was and apologized to her for falling asleep, then asked if she was hungry. Replying, after a moment, that she was (and thirsty as well, the glass empty by then), I told her I had something special for her...

>>28273592
asking whether he should stick it in her poopar shouldn't be considered serious business by anon. gb2/gaia/

>>28273592
Proof that /b/ has a soft spot for helpless lolis.


Now not THAT soft spot. ;P

>>28273665
OH SHI-!

How the fuck is your loli not dead yet?
What have I been doing wrong?

>>28273665
>I have a magic candy cane in my pants. It squirts sugared milk and will quench your thirst, little one.

>>28273356

Well, I work in school where I am helping lots of girls but most of us fuckers do not get the chance to meet and help a young girl to adapt herself to life without parents and being disable.

There are also people like me who do not oh ho, whore themselves like Nurse-kun who probably does this because this his only true let out for all the stress he's suffering by helping her.

Also: PENIS

>>28273665
IN BEFORE RAPE!

>> No, not yet.
>> I had something special for her...

im ready for some serious fapping now

>>28273665
I came.

>>28274027
Forgetting to check for aphids, I bet. You should buy some Ff-ladybugs.

>>28274150
/r/ ladybug girl on amputee loli

At the beginning of DG, I thought it would spiral into another hospital rape thing like deaf WalMart guy, but this is halfway decent.

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>>28273665
A few minutes of humming from the microwave later, I walked back in and set down a plate before her, on the table. I adjusted things so that the bowl in the center of said plate was within easy spooning reach, and revealed the homemade turkey soup within, the smell bringing back memories for me immediately. I'd made the detour earlier to my parents' place to pick up some of mom's leftovers from the day before, when I'd been there to help take care of dad, and she'd made a fresh pot of her signature dish; the trip, I knew, would be worth it, as I couldn't think of anything better for a sick girl than delicious broth, tender meat, and fresh, but softened, vegetables.

She eyed it speculatively, as I explained what was in it, and assured her that it was perfect for whatever's ailing one, full not only of tastiness, but of the love of a mother...and grandmother...as well. I added the second title after a splitsecond's thought of announcing the first, trying not to place too much emphasis on it, but remembering my mom's face earlier in the day, when I told her who it'd be for, and the situation it'd be served in...she hadn't said anything, but the expression...well...anyway...a spoonful was carefully filled, then sampled...

Nurse-Kun! Howdy!

Fellow medical professional here, Always good to see another one of us on here, eh?

This is a snorefest, even for you faggots. A bunch of people waiting this long for loli rape is roughly equivalent in normal human terms to a 900 chapter story about living next door to a stripper in which the protagonist never goes further with her than listening to her cry about her boyfriend.

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>>28274723
I think it's wrong with YOU, you're the odd one out here. You're the only one spamming.

>>28274660

SHUT UP NEIGHBOR-KUN IS A GOOD MAN FOR NOT RAPING STRIPPER-TAN ;O;

>>28274660
That story was brilliant, you shut up. I cried for the stripper even though she was fictional. I cried like a baby.

♫ OP is a fat fuck living in his moms basement ♫
♫ He's a freeloader and doesn't pay rent ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ He lurks /b/ only 2, maybe 3 hours a day ♫
♫ He loves the cock but insists he's not gay ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
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♫ OP would liek to be raped by a horde of guys ♫
♫ Yet he insists that he is only bi... ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ OP is a fat fuck living in his moms basement ♫
♫ He's a freeloader and doesn't pay rent ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ He lurks /b/ only 2, maybe 3 hours a day ♫
♫ He loves the cock but insists he's not gay ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ OP would liek to be raped by a horde of guys ♫
♫ Yet he insists that he is only bi... ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
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>>28274660
Same faggot. No one agrees with you. Stop being a big internet badass and stop thinking your opinion matters, because it doesn't

>>28274639
"...it's good." came the proclamation, as she swallowed, then took another spoonful. I smiled in relief, and headed back into the kitchen to make a small bowl for myself, the tupperware holding enough for at least four. And we simply ate in silence, then, no need for extraneous conversation at the moment, watching footage of black and white houses blow over and fly into slivers.

I switched on a movie for her a little while later, and popsicles to soothe a sore throat were broken out to accompany dry ice on a DeLorean's hood. All in all, it was a pleasent afternoon that soon became evening, and a second helping of soup, as well as a second installment in a trilogy. An appropriate trilogy, considering the way time was flying.

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♫ OP is a fat fuck living in his moms basement ♫
♫ He's a freeloader and doesn't pay rent ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ He lurks /b/ only 2, maybe 3 hours a day ♫
♫ He loves the cock but insists he's not gay ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ OP would liek to be raped by a horde of guys ♫
♫ Yet he insists that he is only bi... ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

>>28274656
Always welcome in my threads.

PROTIP: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>28275383
...star wars? lol

>>28275574
back to the future, moran.

>>28275574
back to the future, you faggot. goddamn.

I hope the best for you two Nurse-kun.
also cocks

>>28275574
DeLorean

>>28275630
Got it. Star Wars.

>>28275574
Darth vader also had his limbs fuxxored so it is relevant

>>28275574
Fuckin' BACK TO THE FUTURE, ignorant cunt.

Question: let's say she wasn't so damned cute. Would you still love her and pay the same attention to her~ if say her whole body had been covered with burns, disfiguring her face and leaving her with no hair like the burn victims you see in medical journals.

>>28275771
Hahahahaha. I laughed and now I feel guilty.

That's a first.

Nurse-kun

You are right you dont need to support the whole world in your shoulders. I personally volunteer at my local aquarium and hospital. your story has inspired me to try and adot my autistic half brother from my dead beat dad.

so, how long is she going to stay there? I didn't catch the last thread, so, sorry if you already answered that.

♫ OP is a fat fuck living in his moms basement ♫
♫ He's a freeloader and doesn't pay rent ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ He lurks /b/ only 2, maybe 3 hours a day ♫
♫ He loves the cock but insists he's not gay ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

♫ OP would liek to be raped by a horde of guys ♫
♫ Yet he insists that he is only bi... ♫

♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫
♫ OP is a faggot and loves the cock ♫

nokoing in a nurse-kun thread

Nurse-kun, the story of your deeds to brighten the life of this poor child is one of the few things that has done the unthinkable: touched the hearts of the otherwise heartless legion of Anonymous. That fact alone should be all the proof needed; you are doing the right thing. You are a true inspiration and a wonderful human being. I truly believe that if there were more people like you, the world would be a much better place. Much love to Ampu-chan, and I'm rooting for you both all the way.

That said...
ZOMG POSTING IN A NURSE-KUN THREAD!!

>>28276337
I agree.

Although you've denied it numerous times, I'm pretty sure that you, Nurse-Kun, are the single greatest human being alive.

>>28276337
You're also posting a pic of a scantilly clad beautifull hot young sex goddess.

>>28276487
are you faggots serious? Thousands of people adopt infants with more severe disabilities than this young girl and he's the best person alive? because he exploits her everyday activities for all of /b/ to read and cry over? Jesus.

oh and btw, spoilers: it's all fake.

>>28275383
It was getting rather late, as late as any excursion had been thus far, actually. I looked to her, and found her asleep, curled up beneath the blanket. After a long moment's consideration, I finally decided to make the attempt, and called her social worker, who was already off duty by then; well, as off duty as anyone in her position could be. I explained the situation to her, and made the request...that she be allowed to sleep the night, and return to the facility the next morning. Since it was my night off, there was no conflict with my schedule, and she'd be recieving care from a professional, just as she would if she were disturbed and woken up, then driven back to her bed at the facility.

I chewed my lip a bit as I waited for her response after laying out my reasoning, and not unsound reasoning it was, particularly as the mentoring programs covered camping trips and overnight stays and such, odd situations or no. Still, I knew how our own situation was more tenuous than most. Then, almost startling me, she said "All right, I'll call the home. You can bring her back tomorrow.".

>>28276487

But the president sings to old black ladies!

>>28276812

>>28276337
pic actually looks somewhat related, what with innocent blonde-haired green-eyed loli. cut her hair and lose some limbs and she resembles some of the ampu-chan fanarts.

>>28275921
I like to think I could. I can't really say, since she wasn't, though she is more heavily scarred than the 'fan art' tends to accurately portray. I'm only human, and a sad fact of that state is that we tend to make emotional judgements and connections based on skin deep views. I don't know. I never claimed to be some sort of saint, here, it's other people saying things like that.

posting in a nurse-kun thread.

What a horrible thread. Why do you keep posting?

>>28277417
Hypocrite.

>>28277417
What a horrible post. Why do you keep posting?

>>28277417

Because of you.

>>28277417
What a horrible life. Why do you keep living?

bump

>>28277826
Why you bump 9 seconds later?

>>28277417
What a horrible statement. How do you sleep?

>>28277826
What a horrible bump. Don't you think you should see a doctor?

Hey Nurse-kun, Did you give her that copy of Ouendan 2 yet?

nurse-kun is healing /b/

this isn't about /b/

>>28277269
ANYONE WHO DENIES THEIR SAINTHOOD MUST BE A SAINT! (this follows logically)

Wait hold up... nurse-kun makes fresh pasta? I haven't looked at one of this shitty topics since last fall.
Oh and you fail for being a male nurse. You might as well cut your balls off.

>>28278073
I'm not a saint

NK is like chemo, it's not healthy but it'll at least stave off the cancer for a while.

always remember

>>28276812
Now, the first thing I did was go to my bedroom and change the sheets. I'm not a total slob, and do so regularly, but this was a special occasion, after all. I tidied up a bit more in the rest of the room as well, cleaning up some clothes tossed onto a chair in the corner (my 'I'm tired, these clothes aren't going into the hamper right now' chair), clearing various glasses and debris off my bedside table, etc.

Once everything was good and presentable, I headed back out into the living room, where she was still asleep on the couch. Shifting the coffee table aside, I moved to lift her in my arms again, resting her chin and good arm over my shoulders as I carried her into the bedroom. There, I laid her down on the bed, reaching over to dim the lamp on my desk to roughly the level of her nightlight in her room at the home, and...

>>28278118

>>28278118
Fuck You!
moar Nurse-kun pls.

...then i bent her over the bedside table and gave her a few inches of incrasingly brown goodness.

>>28278233

stuck it in her pooper.

>>28278118

Nurse-kun first posted on december 16th. I know. I was there. Lurk the fuck more before attempting to troll.

>>28277958
Copy hasn't arrived yet. Last time I buy from PlayAsia.

Oh hey, Nurse-kun's awesome.

>>28278118
Uh, I first started posting in the middle of December. Which alternate universe are you from again?

If you don't know who nurse-kun is, then don't even lurk moar, just GTFO.
also, >>28277948 = win.

I caught a Nurse-kun thread! Hooray!

These threads make me feel warm and happy inside, except when they're sad.

That sounds more stupid than it did in my head.

FUCK YEAH, NURSE-KUN THREAD, AND I AM FINALLY POSTING IN IT.

>>28278233
...she went straight for my throat. She'd been thirsting for fresh blood all week, and this was the first chance she'd had in awhile. By the time I got over my shock it was too late, and she had me in her loli-vampire trance. So, basically I'd been turned into her mindless slave, willing to do her bidding even at the cost of my own life and of those I love. I guess the really major career changes always sneak up on you...

>>28278438
I bought my copy from yesasia.com and had express shipping whitch iwas about $8 bucks more all together i payed about $54 for one copy and i got it the following monday after the release.

Its really fun, She will enjoy it.

>>28278860
NO I'M SPARTACUS.

>>28278233
...tucked her into bed. Then placed my cell phone, with a note explaining how my pager number was set to autodial by pressing a certain number, which would wake me if I was asleep and she needed anything, on the table beside her. Then I stepped outside, closing the door most of the way, and went off to collapse onto the couch and fall asleep myself, pager set to audio on the table beside me.

>>28278860
troll fag :(

Nurse-kun, I don't have much time before I must go to work, but I have to say I admire you and have found the whole story simply fascinating.
Please keep up the good work.
Although I have to ask: Are you really a dude? I could seriously see this whole thing being 10x more believable (not that I don't, I do) if you were a woman.

spoiler: nurse-kin is just an attention whore and the faggots who support them have meaningless lives.

>>28278860
Hahaha, that's some good stuff.

...but seriously, how would that be a career change for me from my present circumstances?

>>28279115
Says the one who bothers posting on /b/.
Ironic? Much.

>>28278994
Ah, but there are no women on the internets, now are there...?

>>28279115
Spoiler: everyone on /b/ has meaningless lives.

Hay Nurse-kun, I just read a story today that may be relevant to your (and Ampu-tan's) interests. It was about a woman who got some kind of bad infection (it didn't say what, but I'm guessing streptococcus pyogenes) and had both legs and one arm amputated as a child, about the same age as your loli. She's now a medical student, looking to go into pediatrics. So, you can still succeed even with severe physical handicaps, if you persevere.

Dunno if Ampu-tan has the intelligence for medical school, (no offense intended, not everyone does), but she can still do something with her life regardless.

Posting in a Nurse-kun thread.

FUCK OFF NURSE-PEDO YOU ARE A CUNT

>>28279321
Neat. And, well, she's smarter than I am...but, hey, male nurse.

ITT: a wonderful human being and the faggots who envy him.

>>28279321

God dammit, I forgot to say, it was in the newspaper, not some kind of fiction story. I searched but didn't see it on the local newspaper's website, I think they lag a day behind or something.

Posting in a Nurse Kun thread, booyah!

>>28279199
The pay would probably be better, and plus you get the associated superpowers of a vampire slave. Not that you'd any of enjoy it, what with the lack of a soul and all, but still.

>>28279225
More like silveric
GET IT?

>>28279567

You mean this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070527/ap_on_re_us/amputee_med_student

>>28279727
gj anon

>>28267206
woo nurse-kun thread, i love these stories. the best read i ever had. best of luck to you my man.

[expression of satisfaction with the opportunity to post in Nurse-kun thread]

>>28278994
actually, if he was a woman all the circumstances would be much simpler. :/
male gender has its set backs sometimes

>>28278956
We both slept pretty peacefully, save for a middle-of-the-night bathroom emergency, but even that was handled without dire results. Catching up on needed rest as we were, it was nearly nine am before either of us stirred, the 'either' in this case being me, what there is of my pride as an adult being happy to say. After a brief checking in on her and finding her fine, and in what would be full sonorous sprawl if she still had all her parts, I wandered back into the kitchen to make some coffee, and began to prepare breakfast, as well.

The scent of which apparently stirred her to wakefulness, as bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, and toast sizzled away on the stove (well, ok, not the toast, but you know what I mean).

>>28279551
ITT a pedo cunt posting, and a bunch of teenage fags fapping in their mothers basements

>>28280341
somehow being on /b/ defeats the point you are trying to make

Hey, Nurse-kun; I've got a rather odd question.

Regarding your feelings for Ampu-tan, would you say that you're getting to the point where you "love" her (meant in the form of parental love, as a father or mother would have for their child)?

Maybe not, but if adoption and all that goes through (yes, hoping for a miracle here), I think it would be a somewhat fitting summation.

>>28280341
Good sir, i would like to inform you that my room is not situated in by your statement mentioned basement. Said room is in the attic of an apartment building. Here i happily fap down upon the world.

Nurse-kun is a furiously awsome person. Anyone who can be a /b/tard and a good human being at the same time deserves epic respect.

Amputee loli? How can nursekun resist raping?

>>28280549

Are you being intentionally dense?
Read >>28274639 again.

>>28280549

Are you being intentionally dense?
Read >>28274639 again.

Moar. <3

Hey Nurse-kun. I have an article I've been saving for you for a few days. A med student with very similar loss of limbs (also lost some of the remaining arm's fingers.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/05/27/amputee.student.ap/index.html

>>28280197
Her calling my name from the bedroom was my first clue, walking over to peer inside and notice her sitting up and rubbing her eyes with her good hand the second. I quickly went off to fetch her prosthetics from the living room, bringing them back and setting them down for her to don them herself, as she prefers, then heading out to keep an eye on breakfast.

Having a feeling, I waited out in the kitchen for her, whether it was another raised voice asking for help, or something else entirely. As it turns out, it was the latter, as she appeared in the bedroom doorway a few minutes later, holding onto the doorjam for support with her good hand, but maintaining an admirable balance all in all even with that nod to good sense. I met her eyes from across the room, kind of wordlessly asking if she needed help with a raised eyebrow and such, to which she responded by walking down the short hallway, hand occasionally resting against the wall for support, moving one foot at a time...well, one leg, actually, since moving just the foot isn't really possible for her...and slowly, arduously, making it all the way to the kitchen table, where she practically fell into a chair.