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Yes, I am a bix nood. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my ebony soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute nigra!). We have a fucking lot of gangs in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid white shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

Yes, I am a christian. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my jesus-loving soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w priest!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the church and I am pretty slim and good looking young man.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and believe in your stupid "fact" shit while I have SEX with my minister.

Yes, I am an itty bitty baby. So? I don't see any problem. I learned to habeeb it a long time ago and am happy with my boyfriend (who is a cute I/B boat btw). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the twinkie house.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go ahead and not believe it while I have sex with my DAD!

Yes I am a Roman Senator. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my patrician soul long ago and I am happy together with my collegia (who is a cute b/w Praetor). We have a fucking lot of clientela in and outside the Pomerium and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I propose a LEX AGRARIA to the Curiale assembly.

Oh lord, make me bust out the furry pic.

THIS THREAD SUCKS

This copypasta has been so overdone I think everything imaginable has been already used to replace words.

>>29190506
awesome. that is so awesome. i've never seen this before. its just awesome how so unbiased and true it all is. the logic is totally flawless. the furry is perfectly exactly like everyone in the fandom.

please post it again and again so everyone can see this genius.

Yes, I am a Spartan. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my warrior soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute fellow soldier!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the city-state and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your madness while I dine in HELL with my boyfriend.

>>29190928

Yeh, haven't seen:

>>29190315
>>29190488

before though. There are endless opportunities for this copypasta.

Yes, I am a bald. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my bald soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w pig-like appearance!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty bald and bald.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I am so bald with my boyfriend.

Yes, I am a speedy cat. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my speedyness long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w kitty-like appearance!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am a pretty speedycat

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I am so fast with my boyfriend.

>>29190506

whoever made that pic must write for the National Review or some shit

Hey there! Im a Fox-Skunk who spends most of their time roaming YM, you will find me under this name there, Hope to see ya there ^^

BTW: I dig cartoon animals, while yiffing isnt something I do often I do enjoy it, and if people cant get over that there are people who like that kind of stuff them its their loss =P.

Cheerio ^^

Yagshemash, I am a Borat. So? I do not see any of problems. I am embraced with my beloved Kazhakstan long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is my sister!). We are having a fucking lot of the friends in and outside of the US and A and I am pretty hip-hop and having good lookings.

But thanksyou anyway ace-hole. Go and watching your crazy NippyNip television while I am having SEXY TIME with my boyfriend.

Chequi

>>29192765

What.

Yes.......

NO NON O

I.........

>>29190215tl;dr, i'm a furfag, blah blah blah.
kill yourself.

>>29193345

You...DO know this is one of our most ancient and holy copypastas...?

*wants to kill all pokemon.... starting with mudkips and that twisted pink thing of annoyingness!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>29193345
lurk more

Am..........

Bugger it, im going to the muck. have a nice time flaming each other trolls ^^

*leaves rita pic to convert moar of you =3

>>29193224
>>29193330
>>29193763

wut

Slowpoke......

So?

I......

don't.........

WTF, SLOWPOKE, GET BACK IN YOUR BALL

see.........

any.......

problem.........

I............

embraced.......

my.............

You seem like an intelligent fellow, of a sort perhaps, but with enough knowledge that you might be able to inform me on a topic I have interest in.

What is so revolutionary or disturbing about Catcher in the Rye? I admit, I'm not far through it, only into chapter 12, but beyond the foul language (which is no worse than can be heard in public) I can find no reason that it would be banned in schools or even, for that matter, studied in an English class. It reads rather like a Livejournal entry. I see nothing remarkable about this book thus far.

FUCK YOU

some delicious pasta

Pokemon..........

soul............

If Slowpoke keeps this up, I won't stop laughing until next Tuesday

long.......

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

ago........

Yes, I am a Bidoof. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my beaver soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w ratata!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid digimon shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic. That is who I truly am on the inside, my soul-being. To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and share them with others of my kind. My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates. I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions. People persecute us for our true selves. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Escort. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point. Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget. You never forget your first. But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy. They don't understand, I have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution. I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil. It doesn't make me gay, because I'm a Honda, not really a person. Your morality doesn't ­apply to me. I am a car. Beep beep, mother fucker. Deal with it.

and............

I..........

am..........

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

happy..........

>>29194702
Yes, I am a Genesis fan. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my shitty classic rock soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w Yes fan!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and listen to your stupid good music shit while I have SEX with Phil Collins.

together.......

with..........

my..........

IM NOT DOING ANYTHING FANCY INSIDE THE WOMANS VAGINA

boyfriend............

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Fox tits or gtfo

(who..........

cocks

is.........

old copypasta is AWESOME

>>29190215
why are you here?

you know how bad anonymous could beat you, right?

slow..........!)

We............

have..........

slow............

friends............

in.........

Cerulean........

NOOO

NO

City.........

and..........

Yes, I am copypasta. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my repeated series of words long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute ZIMMER post!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty spam and delicious tasting.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have CTRL-C, CTRL-V with my boyfriend!

I........

GTFO

am............

pretty..........

slow.........

But.......

sup guys

thanks..........

anyway.........

asshole.........

Go........

A challenger appears.

I LOLD

chase.........

To 50% of the newfags in here
PROTIP: It's copypasta.

Rapidash.........

while.......

I.........

slow......

down.........

Sorry, I was too busy eatin some grass. Could you repeat that?

TALKING..........

with.............

my...........

boyfriend...........

I drawed you a picture of me while you were talking. :D

old copypasta is old

>>29196428

HE MADE IT!

Captain, there is a 0.00% chance of this post being true.

>>29195203

Hey......

Yes, I am a Neofag. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my neopian soul long ago and I am happy together with my pet (who is a cute Darigan Wocky!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I PLAY YOOYUBALL with my Neopet.

>>29196598
Oh jesus, he turned around.

~DESU!

>>29195203

I don't remember saying that.

>>29196444

HEY LOOK I DREW YOU A PICTURE TOO!

WOW WE ARE LIKE TOTAL TWINS OR SOMETHING!

>>29196792
Maybe because it was oh so long ago.

Yes, I am a Gaiafag. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my Gaia soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute avvie full of collectibles!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I CHAT ABOUT HOT TUBE PARTAY with my boyfriend.

delicious copy pasta

>>29197010
Fuck dude, you counted slowpoke's slow?

>>29196073

.......Hi Rapidash

>>29197115
Apparently, he did. HOLY PATIENCE

>>29197201
Hey buddy! By your standards, I just got here.

I'm having sex with your boyfriend to, and you don't see me bragging about it.

>>29196342

........what?

>>29197273
Are you using condoms? If not, enjoy your AIDS.

I'm having sex with your Slowpoke to, and you don't see me bragging about it.

>>29197398
KITTY FIRIN HIS LAZORZ

>>29196444
.................don't patronize.......

>>29196444

.............

I'm having sex with your neopet to, and you don't see me bragging about it.

>>29196444

.............me

>>29197468

>>29197468

>>29197586
Sorry about that.

>>29197468

>>29197468

I'm having sex with your Rapidash to, and you don't see me bragging about it.

fuck up.

>>29197468

.......oh dear.....

Slowpoke is leaving, really slowly.

>>29197878

By the time he's worked it out, he's already sloppy seconds.

>>29197937
GET OVER HERE1

this thread is win.

>>29198009
Even Scorpion would wait a lot for his hook to come. Slowpoke affects things around him this way.

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>>29198080
Sup guys.

>>29198187
No.

>>29198163

Fuck I mean 29190215

WHY BE HUMAN WHEN YOU CAN BECOME HUMAN FOOD?!

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What's that man doing back there?

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>>29198346
I'll turn a bear. Then, I won't be human food, but human predator.

And in spare time, I would chase lolis.

>>29198456
There's no one there, Slowpoke... It's all in your mind.

All.
In.
Your.
Mind.

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Look at my fangs nigger.

>>29198535

.......I understand it all now....

>>29190215

..........Furries? I hate furries!

Slowpoke you are the reason I wake up in the morning.

>>29198992

Oh slowpoke, you're so slow!

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Slowpoke, use your magic juice to fill the cravas and kill all the furfags!

.........hey guys, I'm invisible!


What does "max image limit" mean?

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........ell guys, gotta go.......

....you know me.... "Mr Rush-Rush".....

......Don't worry.....I'll be back in time for 28M GET!