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Hello Americans,

My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of europeans because you're american, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".

Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, it was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

Nice cropping.
dONT you know we want to see you fap your "girl"friend?

MOAR LIKE PIC RETARDED AMIRITE ?

Hey newbs,

My n4m3 is 1337kr3w , 4nd I h8 3v3ry1 0f y0u. 4ll 0f y0u ar3 f4t, n3wb, c4l-0 scrubs wh0 sp3nd 3v3ry s3c0nd 0f th3ir d4y pl4ying de_dust. Y0u 4r3 4ll OGL nubst4rs. H0n3stly, h4v3 4ny 0f y0u 3v3r g0tt3n 4ny h34dsh0ts? I m34n, I gu3ss its fun m4king fun of p30pl3 wh0 buy 4ut0 snip3rs b3c4us3 0f y0ur 0wn ins3curiti3s, but y0u 4ll t4ke it t0 a wh0l3 n3w m4p. This is 3v3n w0rs3 th4n j3rking 0ff t0 pictur3s 0n aim_porn.

D0n't b3 a str4ng3r. Hit m3 with y0ur b3st h4x fl4shb4ng. I'm pr3tty much p3rf3ct. I 4m cl4n l34d3r of 3D, c4l i b4nn3d. Wh4t pubs d0 y0u pl4y in 0th3r th4n "24/7 fy_dustworld d34thm4tch". I 4ls0 g3t str4ight 4c3s, 4nd h4v3 a g0ld3n d34gl3 skin (i just kill3d s0|\/|30n3; shit w4s SO B00M h34dsh0t). Y0u 4r3 4ll nubh4ck3rs 4nd sh0uld just ~ kill urs3lvl3s. Th4nks f0r |ist3ning.

Pic r3l4t3d: It's m3 4nd my h0st4g3

this shits so old

SHIT WAS SO CASH

Hey Drongos,

My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any phanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC , and have a banging hot Shiela (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Shiela

shit was so cash

Ya Wee Bawbags,

Mah name's John, an' I hate every single ane a ye. Ye're a fat, glaikit, nae-lives fa spend every second o' their da lookin at stupit photaes and drawins. Ye're a that's wrang wie the world. Honestlae, hae ony o' you e'er gotten ony fud? Ah min, I guess et's braw makin' fun oot o' folk cus o' yer ane insecurities, but ye a' take it tae a hale new level. This is e'en worse than haein' a wank tae photaes on fisbook.

Dinnae be a cunt, ya wee pricks. Jis fuckin' come on then ye bastards. Ah'm aye braw. Ih was captain o' the fitba team, and was daein' pretty fuckin' well on mah shinty team. Fit sports dae ye play, ither than "hae a wank tae naekit jaipanese fowk"? Ah alsae git straght 1s on mah Standuard Grades, an' hae a bangin' hot quine (She jist sucked mah nob; Shit was fuckin' mintal like min!). Ye're a faggots fa shud jis kill yersels. Cheers fir puttin up wie me.

Pic Relatit: It's me an' mah quine!

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>>68185925
Oh come on... srly? I think not -_-

HEY FAGGOTS,

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP AND PASSIONATE HATRED TOWARD ALL OF THE VIEWING PARTY, AND YOUR MOTHERS. WHILE PERUSING THE VAST VARIETY OF INTRACATE PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITES OFFERED BY YOUR MOTHER I STUMBLED ACROSS YOUR QUITE HORRID SITE. ALL OF YOU WOULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS FAILED ABORTIONS AFTER I DESTROYED YOUR MOTHERS VAGINAL VALLEYS WITH MY MONSTEROUS MEAT MONSTER WHOM SPEND EVERY SECOND OF YOUR DAYS VIEWING PORNO. TO BE QUITE FORWARD, NONE OF YOU HAVE TASTED THE GLORIOUS GLOWING JUICES OF YOUR MOTHERS VELVET UNDERGROUND AS HAVE I. ALTHOUGH I QUITE ENJOY POUNDING FURIOUSLY ON THE PELVIC FIELDS OF YOUR MOTHERS, THIS SITE IS QUITE SUCCESSFUL IN TAKING PERVERSION TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ACTIONS OF THIS NATURE COULD BE COMPARED IN A QUITE WORSE MANNER TO JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF SUITS IN MY MOST SUCCESSFUL MENS WAREHOUSE.ALTHOUGH YOU MUST BE JELOUS OF THE EVENTS THAT ARE IMMINENT TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD, IN WHICH I WILL RAVAGE YOUR MOTHER'S BODY LIKE THE LIFELESS RAGDOLL SEXFIEND SHE REALLY IS, PLEASE PROCEED IN COMPLAINING FURTHER ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS LIVES. I COULD NOT OBTAIN A STATE OF MORE PERFECTION. I HAVE WRETCHED OPEN THE LEGS OF MORE WOMEN AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE THEM A SAMPLE OF MY MONSTEROUS FRONTAL PIECE AND FLOWING WHITE RIVERS OF LOVE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. IN ONE ENORMOUS SWIFT EXPLOSION OF MY GARGANOUS DONG I CAN EMIT AN OCEAN OF MILK TO TOWER OVER EVERYONE ON THIS SITE'S PUNY DROPLETS OF SEMEN COMBINED. I NOW SUGGEST ALL OF YOU PROCEED IN ENDING YOUR PITIFUL LIVES. "I GUARENTEE IT!"

PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND YOUR MOTHER.

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

SHIT WAS SO CASH

Hey SP's,

My name is Tom, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wishing they could be clear. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been audited? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of clears because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making fun of Battlefield Earth. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the face of a SERIOUS religion, and helping cure the mentally ill. What religion do you follow, aside from "Jesus died for my sins"? I also get straight OT levels like you wouldn't believe, and have a banging hot leader (He just made me OT VIII; Shit was SO operating thetan). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my leader

Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as percieved by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existance that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can percieve, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

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>>68186789
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke`world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of pokemon you raised with duped candy.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any pokemon first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.

Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.

/r/ fritzl-version

furred x2

/r/ south park canadian style so cash

>>68186626

Well played sir.

which one's the bitch?

Greeting: Hey Meatbags,

Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you.
Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids.
Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species?
Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one’s own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity.
Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one’s self to photographs on social networks.

Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger.
Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be.
Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count.
Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"?
Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely likable).
Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once.
Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.

Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.

‮> Shit was so cash

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Hey THE BEST Faggots,

THE BEST is THE BEST, and I THE BEST of you. All of you are THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST who spend every second of THE BEST looking at THE BEST pictures. You are THE BEST in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten THE BEST? I mean, I guess it's THE BEST making THE BEST of people because you're THE BEST, but you all take THE BEST to a whole new level. This is even worse than THE BEST jerking off to THE BEST on facebook.

Don't be THE BEST. Just hit me with THE BEST shot. I'm pretty much THE BEST. I was THE BEST of THE BEST team, and THE BEST on my basketball team. What sports are you THE BEST at, other than "jack off to THE BEST drawn THE BEST people"? I also get THE BEST A's, and have THE BEST girlfriend (She just blew me; THE BEST was SO cash). You are all THE BEST who should just kill THE BEST. Thanks for being THE BEST.

Pic THE BEST: It's me and THE BEST

Hoy Foggots,

My nome os John, ond I hote overy songle one of you. All of you ore fot, rotorded, no-lofes who spond overy socond of thoir doy looking ot stopod oss poctures. You ore overythong bod on the world. Honestly, hove ony of you ovor gotton ony possy? I moan, I guoss ot's fon moking fon of poople bocause of your own onsecuroties, bot you oll toke to a whole now lovol. Thos os oven worse thon jorking off to poctures on focebook.

Don't be o stronger. Jost hot me woth your best shot. I'm protty moch porfoct. I wos coptain of the footboll team, ond storter on my bosketboll team. Whot sports do you ploy, other thon "jack off to nakod drown joponese poople"? I olso get stroight O's, ond hove o bonging hot gorlfrond (She jost blew me; Shot wos SO cosh). You ore oll foggots who should jost kill yourselves. Thonks for lostening.

Poc Roloted: Ot's me ond my botch

Hey Bug types,

My name is Squirtle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, crappy, Bug-types who spend every second of their day looking for a Bug Trainer. You are everything bad in the Poke-dex. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a badge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of water types because of your own weaknesses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than learning Splash attack.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Squirtle Squad, and starter on Ash Kechum's championship Pokemon League team. What trainers do you work for, other than "Crappy 10 year old Bug Catcher Steve"? I also get straight LV 50 moves, and I'm about to evolve (He just trained me; Shit was SO cash). You are all crappy Caterpie's and Weedles who should just faint. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Squad

>je je

Hey Infidels,

My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>68188242

smaller mouths faggot

>>68188242
Oh shit i lold

Hey Queers,

My name is Mythril Wolf, and I hate every single one of you alpha male dick suckers. All of you are greasy, retarded, meat-heads who spend every second of their day looking at thier abs in a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your character to lvl 50 I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than cheating on your girlfriend and being a drunken bafoon at the club.

I'm ready for insults you have. GO ahead, make fun of my life. I'm pretty much immune. Awesome skills, funny jokes, I was a top admin on the best video game forum around, and i am go to Japan to teach English for a year. What games do you play, other than roofie blond girls and raep them in your dads mercedes I also get straight A's, and have a girlfriend that plays wow with me (She just gave me a handie; it was SO epic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: it's me playing WoW. Be jealous.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun but i got in one little fight and my mum got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the listence plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything i would say that this cab was way heavy but i thought "Nah forget it" yo home to bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie yo home smell ya later, looked at my kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne i was the prince of bel-air.

Pic Related: It's me and a sweet Bel-Air honey

hairmixers craps out another one

Hey Scrubs,

My name is Hotsoup and I'm better than every single one of you. All of you are keyboard-turning, mouse-clicking, low rated failures who spend every day gawking at 1850 rated PVP'ers. You are everything bad in WoW. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten above 1500? I mean, I guess it's fun losing 10 games a week and calling it, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than paying for your S3 weapon and shoulders.

Don't be a coward. Go ahead and try me. I'm the best hunter ever on Kargath. I'm leader of my guild, and co-owner of my 2v2 team. I also get 100's on my rolls every time, and just got the mail chest off of Hydross (I just got it enchanted; shit was SUCH an upgrade). You are all scrubs who should just quit the game. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my raid.

Picture is some hunter(assume it's Hotsoup) taking a picture of his raid OR it's a picture of a man talking to an audience.

Herro Faggots,

Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook.

Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.

Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch

Holy shiiiit!! Im sure i've seen your girlfriend somewhere before... hmm... oh! Shit thats right! It was... let me think... Shemales in Brazil 4, or was it 5? Either or.


Also you look like Paris Hilton. Yes you John. Faggot.

*caps ALL of this*

Hey Planeteers,

My name is Captain Planet, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the planet, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

luv u* x3

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Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.

Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment

Hey Schwuchteln,

Mein Name ist John und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch fetten, behinderten Leuten ohne RL, die sich dn ganzen Tag nur dumme Bilder angucken. Mal ehrlich, hat überhaupt jemals einer von euch ´ne Muschi abbekommen? Ich meine, wahrscheinlich macht es euch Spaß, euch über andere Menschen lustig zu machen um eure eigene innere Unsicherheit zu verdecken, aber ihr bringt das auf ein völlig neues Level. Das ist sogar schlimmer als sich auf die Bilder auf Facebook einen runterzuholen.

Versucht ruhig, mich fertigzumachen. Ich bin ziemlich perfekt. Ich war Captain im Football Team und starter in meinem Basketball Team. Welchen anderen Sport ausser "zu nackten gezeichneten Charakteren von Fire Emblem wichsen" spielt ihr? Ich bekomme ausserdem überall glatte Einsen und habe eine scharfe Freundin (sie hat mir grade einen geblasen, Scheisse war SO Bargeld). Ihr seid alle Schwuchteln die sich einfach umbringen sollten. Danke für´s zuhören.

Bild Themenverwandt: Das bin ich mit meiner Schlampe

LMFAO! you and your 'Bitch' look like Jaffa cakes, classic xD

Hei Homser,

Mitt navn er John, og jeg hater hvert eneste av dere. Dere er allesammen feite, funskjonshemmede tapere som bruker hvert sekund av dagen deres foran dataen og ser på dårlige bilder. Dere er alt som er dårlig i verden. Ærlig talt, har noen av dere noen gang fått noe fitte? Liksom, jeg mener at det er sikert morsomt å gjøre narr av folk for sine egene usikkerhet, men dere tar det til en helt ny nivå. Dette er enda verre enn å onaneri til bilder fra Facebook.

Ikke vær en fremmed. Bare riv løs på meg. Jeg er for det meste perfekt. Jeg var kaptein av fotball laget, og starteren av basketball laget. Hvilkne sport spiller dere, unntatt "onaner over nakne bilder av tegnte Fire Embler folk"? I får også reine 6'ere, og jeg har en jævelig hot dame (Hun sugde meg i stad, var SÅ jævelig rå). Dere er alle sammen homser som burde bare ta selvmord. Takk for at dere hørte på.

bilde er relevant: Det er meg og kjerringa.

Pekabar anak2 setan,

Nama aku Johan, Dan aku benci korang sume. Korang semua gemuk, bodoh, Orang2 yang suka membazir mase melihat gambar2 bodoh. Tiada gunanya korang kat dunia nie. Secara jujur, korang sume nie pernah ade pepek ke? maksud aku, Aku rase korang memang rase best mempermalukan org laen, Tapi korang sume dah melebih2. Nie lgi teruk drpd main toceng kat Facebook.

X yah takut2. Cube ejek aku sepenuh hati. Aku nie ada sikit sempurna . Aku dulu bekas kapten kumpulan bolasepak, dan starter kat bola keranjang. Ape permainan yg korang maen, selain "main toceng kat lukisan orang jepun yg berbogel" ? Aku jge dpt semua A, dan awek yg gile cun (Die mmg cun gile nak mampos;Taik MMG berduit). Korang sume nie mmg anak setan lebih baik gi mampos. Trismas kerna mendengar.

Gbr berkenaan: Itu aku dan awek aku.

Έι, πούστρες,

Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.

Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.

Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.

Hey Humans,

My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future

shish was cat

Hey Rebels,

My name is Palpatine, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, non-humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Leia Organa in a metal bikini.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Senator of Naboo, and Supreme Chancellor of the Senate. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Bantha beastiality porn"? I also have a fully armed and operation battlestation. You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Hallo Deutschland,

Mein Name ist Bill und ich kann euch alle wirklich gut leiden. Ihr alle seid Schlanke, gut aussehende Übermenschen die jede Sekunde Ihres kostbaren Tages damit verbringen großartige Bilder anzuglotzen. Ihr seid alles gute was diese Welt repräsentiert. Mal ehrlich, gab es fälle in denen eine CDUler zu euch so richtig gemein war? Ich schätze mal, es ist sicher witzig sich über Österreicher lustig zu machen, doch Ihr bringt es auf ein völlig neues Level. Das ist doch sogar besser als "Eine Schrecklich nette Familie"!.

Seid nicht Schüchtern, wählt für meine Frau. Ich bin ziemlich cool. Als ich Jung war, war ich der Mannschaftskapitän meines Fussballteams und Starter bei meinem Basketballteam. Treibt Ihr auch so gern Sport? Weiters bekam ich immer Einsen und habe nun eine Wundervolle Frau (Sie hatte gerade eine Rede in Bonn gehalten, es war SO interressant). Ihr seid alles liebliche SPDler und genießt es für meine Frau zu stimmen. Danke fürs zuhören.

Pic ist in Verbindung mit diesem Post: Es sind ich und meine Frau.

lol

Rerro Fraggots,

Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.

Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.

Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch

Posting in epic thread(?)
Am i awesome y/n?

>>68191824
SENATOR OF COURSCANT DUMBASS

Hola maricas,

Mi nombre es Pedro, y los odio a todos. Todos ustedes son unos gordos, retrasados y sin vida que pasan cada segundo de sus días mirando putas imágenes estúpidas. Ustedes son todo lo malo que hay en este mundo. ¿Honestamente, alguno de ustedes se ha cogido algún coño? Digo, supongo que es divertido reírse de la gente debido a tus propias inseguridades, pero ustedes llevan esto a un nuevo nivel. Esto es peor que masturbarse con fotos de facebook.

No se detengan. Denme su mejor tiro. Soy básicamente perfecto. Fui capitán del equipo de fútbol, e inicié mi propio equipo de básquetbol. ¿Qué otro deporte practican ustedes, aparte de “masturbarse con dibujos de japoneses desnudos”? Aparte obtengo puras A, y tengo una novia que hecha humo (Me acaba de hacer una chupada, la mierda fue PURA ganancia). Todos ustedes son maricas que deberían suicidarse. Gracias por leer.

Foto relacionada: Soy yo y mi puta.

Salut pédés,

Mon nom est Jean, et je déteste vous tous. Vous êtes tous les obèses sans vie des idiots qui passent chaque seconde de votre journée à chercher à stupide images. Vous êtes tout mauvais dans le monde. Honnêtement, avez-vous jamais obtenu de chatte? Je veux dire, je suppose que c'est du plaisir à se moquer des gens à cause de votre propre insécurité. Mais vous le prenez à un niveau plus haut. C'est pire que de se branler aux photos de Facebook.

Ne soyez pas un étranger. Frappez-moi avec vos meilleurs! Je suis à peu près parfait. Je suis le capitaine de l'équipe de football américain, et je joue aussi sur l'équipe de basketball. Quel sport jouez-vous, en plus de "se branler aux dessins animés des femmes nues japonaise." Je suis aussi un étudiant parfait, et j'ai un putain de chaude copine (elle vient de me donné la fellation; merde était TELLEMENT doux).

Vous êtes des pédés qui ne devrait commettre suicide. Merci de votre attention.

Pic pertinente: C'est moi et ma salope.

Hey bögar,

Mitt namn är John, och jag hatar varenda en av er. Alla ni är feta, efterblivna, har inga liv och spenderar all tid på att glo på dumma jävla bilder. Ni är allt dåligt i denna världen. Seriöst, har någon av er ens fått fitta? Jag menar, jag antar att de är skoj att reta folk pga era egna problem, men ni tar det till en helt ny nivå, Det är till och med värre än att runka till Facebook bilder.

Va inte feg, Försök med det bästa du kan. Jag är så gott som perfekt. Jag va lagkapten för mitt fotbollslag, och va med från början i mitt basketlag. Vilka sporter deltar ni i, förutom att "runka till nakna ritade Fire Emblem karaktärer"? Jag får också spikade MVG'n, och har en kanonshet flickvän (Hon sög just av mig, skiten var SÅ kontanter). Ni är alla bögar som borde ta livet av er. Tack för att ni lystnade.

Bilden är relevant: Det är jag och min bitch

Good Evening Homosexuals,

I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.

I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.

Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.

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This guy is gay, I have proof.

Hello Chaps,

My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady

>>68187048
Oh man I fucking lol'd

you suck

In case you didn't know, now you know!

internet superheroes.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.

>I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities,

>>68192575

Um no...they were right. You're wrong. Palpatine was Senator of Naboo prior to being elected to Supreme Chancellor.

GB2 Ep I.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

pi-i Pika-pika,

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pii'pi ka pi Pi-kaaa-chu. pika Pi-i Ka Kachu pika Pipi Pika. Pi'pi Chuuuu kaaa pi-ka-chu. pi pii pi-ka-chu pi pi-i piikachu Kachu, pi-i pikachu ka Ka chu-piikachu Pika. kaaa Pika-pi chu Pi-i Pipi, chuuu pika "piii pi-i ka Pikaa pikapi pika-pika pikachu"? pi chuu pi-i pi-kaaa-chu pi'pi, Pi-i kachu pi pikachu Pii pika-pi-pipi (Pii Pika pika Ka; Pipi kaa SO pika). pi-i pii kaa Pi-ka-chu pii pika-pi pipi piii chu-pikachu. pikachu Pi-i Pikachu-pi.

pi-i Pi-ka-chu: pi'Pi Pi pii pi MUDKIP

ive seen this picture somewhere else.
you fail, faggot.

fucking go away whore fucks.

yo bitches,

niggas call me j-kwal, an i fuckin hate all yall. yall are fat, dumass, whiteys that spend ery fuckin second a they day lookin at stupidass fuckin pictas. yall erythang gay in tha world. for real, any yall mothafuckas ever gotten some fuckin pussy? i mean, i guess it's fun makin fun a niggas cuz a ya own insecurities, but yall take tha shit to a whole new fuckin level. shits even worse than jackin off ta pictures on fuckin facebook.

so holla nigga. step tha fuck up. i just dont give a fuck. im fuckin og of the 22nd street bloodz, and baddest nigga on my block. fuck yall do?, otha than "jack off ya lil dick ta naked drawn sleepyheads"? im fuckin grindin ery damn day, and got a fine ass fuckin bitch (she just blew me; nigga god DAMN). all a yall are faggots who should just kill they bitch asses. thanks fa listenin niggas.

pic related: its me and shanaynay

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Somehow I think that your girlfriends cock is bigger than yours. So why don't you get it out of your ass long enough to shut the fuck up before I have to come down there and fucking beat the living shit out of the both of you. Plus, saying SO CASH makes you out to be a flaming fucking retard. Piss off you stupid fucking monkey.

>>68192575
ROGE!

Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.

Hey Faggots,

My name iz John, and I hates everies single one of yous. All of yous are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making funs of people because of your own insecurities, but yous all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on myspace.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the footballs team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you plays, other than "j-j-jack off to naked drawn japanese peoples"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's mes and my bitch!

>>68186626
>>68186744
hivemind?

>>68194561

NO SHIT FAGGOT

Hey Faggots,

My name i-HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH

For your sake I hope this really isnt you... Expect to die a horrible losing battle against melanoma or some other aggressive cancer. Poor things I pity you.

>>68193480
i lol'd so hard

Hey Faggots,

My name is Josef, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid pictures. I will rape everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of my daughter's pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of my daughter on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've refurnished my basement, and have seven kids/grandkids. What have you done, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I get laid ANY time I want, and I have a banging hot daughter (I just raped her; Shit was SO quid). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>68194254

Did you spare any expense?

I'm the moon.
I like you all
'cept 3/4 moon

Hey Macfags,

My name is PC, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass photobooks. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played any games? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other OS's because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having only 1 mouse button.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run any software, and play any game. What programs can you run, other than itunes and photoshop? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin hot monitor (She just displayed Crysis at 60fps; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my monitor

WIKIPEDOS

GRAWP HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAT RETARDED NO LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF DAY ROLLBACKING IP EDITS FROM SCHOOLKIDS. GRAWP THINK YOU EVERYTHING BAD IN WORLD. HAVE ANY YOU EVER GOT ANY PUSSY? GRAWP GUESS YOU THINK IT FUN BLOCKING VANDALISM-ONLY ACCOUNTS BECAUSE OF YOUR INSECURITIES, BUT YOU ALL TAKE TO WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THIS EVEN WORSE THAN SCEPTRE JERKING OFF TO RIANA.

DON'T BE A THATCHER. JUST BLOCK ME WITH YOUR BEST CHECKUSER. GRAWP PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. GRAWP CAPTAIN OF THE PAGE MOVE TEAM, AND STARTER ON THE UPLOADING GOATSE AND LOL WUT TEAM. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, OTHER THAN "REVERTED EDITS BY GRAWP TO LAST VERSION BY JESKE COURIANO"? GRAWP ALSO GET ENCOURAGEMENT FROM ED, AND HAVE SEXY BITCH (SHE JUST SUCKED MY MASSIVE COCK, SHIT WAS SO HAGGER????????????????????????????????) GRAWP THINK YOU ALL FAGGOTS WHO SHOULD BECOME AN HEROES. GRAWP LAUGHS IN YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT FACES FOR LISTENING.

PIC RELATED: IT'S GRAWP AND URBAN ROSE

Hey Vandals,

My name is Sceptre, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Dramacrats who spend every second of their day writing attack articles. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever written any Featured articles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the stalkers at the Wikipedia Review.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best vandalism. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an admin for a year, and have over a hundred userboxes. What sports do you play, other than "troll sysops' talk pages"? I also enforce BLP, and have a banging hot admin coach (She just gave me a barnstar; Shit was SO cash). You are all trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my admin coach.

>>68185925


i've never, ever read this shit since the first time it's been submitted... and i won't do it now.

Hey Trolls,

My name is Jimbo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to edit my online encyclopedia in bad faith. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried doing something good for the child in Africa? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my empire of free knowledge because it was written by people smarter than you, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than the John Seigenthaler scandal.

Don't be a troll. Just contribute with your best knowledge. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the head of the Wikimedia Foundation, and co-founder of Wikia. What online organizations have you founded, other than "co-ordinating trolls to change the hard facts in the English Wikipedia"? I also get to spend public donations on Russian hookers, and had a banging hot ex-girlfriend (When she blew me, shit was SO gonna end up on eBay). You are all trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and Rachel Marsden

Hey Chavs,

My name is Jeremy, and I want to help every single one of you. All of you are fat, lazy, single parents who spend every second of their day smoking cannabis and drinking alcohol. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried looking after your kids and being a family? I mean, I guess it's fun having unprotected sex as a teenager and expecting to live on benefits, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than failing a lie detector test.

Draw a line in the sand. There's two sides to every story. But me, I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own weekday show on ITV, and had my own radio show for many years. What have you done with your career, other than "failed your GCSEs miserably then ended up in prison"? I also help disadvantaged children, and have a model wife (She just blew me; don't tell her I'd secretly rather be with a 16-year-old). You are all working class people who should just get a job. Thanks for listening.

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Hey Teenager with attitude,

My name is Zordon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of the Space Dumpster. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Zords? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the Power Rangers.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I a powerful wizard and was the creator of said Power Rangers. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked pictures of Rita"? I also get super powers, and have a banging hot robot companion (He just blew me; Shit was SO telepathic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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>>68191824
needs a shit was SO cash line

Hey World Leaders,

My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya.

Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, and Prime Minister of Russia and still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (She just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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>>68196629
MOAR

Hey Proletarians,

My name is Rupert, and I'm controlling every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who will vote for whatever political party I tell you to. You are everything exploitable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever thought for yourself? I mean, I guess it's fun going with the masses and not thinking critically about what you read or watch, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than liberal leftists writing in The Guardian.

Don't try to oppose me. Just sit back and relax with a copy of The Sun or watch Fox News. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the CEO of News Corporation, and have more money than most governments. What influence do you have, other than "spreading the word about trying to find Madeleine McCann"? I also get to live a life of luxury, and have a banging hot azn trophy wife (She just blew me; She love me long time). You are all unthinking masses who should just continue taking in my media so that I get more money. Thanks for listening.

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Hey Faggots

My name is Johnny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarted, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I sing for my band Razorlight, and I shoot heroin. What do you do, other than jack off to my girlfriends pussy in see-thru panties? I also didn't finish high school, and have a banging hot girlfriend(Emma Watson bitches - I took her cherry before she turned 18; Shit was SO tight). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

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>>68196870
>>68196870
>>68196870
>>68196870

Hey guys,

My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.

Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!

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Hey faggots. Its the real JOHN - well for real my name is Joey, it seems like youre even too retarded to see the difference.

It seems like you keep reposting my image the whole time, you're even editing my text and photo. Do you think I care? Youre just miserable - it's just like I said. By doing this you try to hide your own problems. Fuckin HUGE problems

Well, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.

So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.

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Hey mourners,

His name was John, and he was loved by every single one of you. He thought dearly of you Anonymous, spending every second to try and steer you away from what he thought were bad life choices. He thought what he was doing was everything right in the world. Honestly, he was so deeply rooted in his beliefs. I mean, now that he's gone, so are his insecurities, and at least hi soul is at a whole new level. To his family, his loss is the worst thing that could happen. Please, mourners of /b/, don't be a stranger. Speak up about your favorite memories with John. He is now in perfection, looking down on all. He was captain of the football team, and starter on his basketball team. He knew he was faster and tougher than a lot of people, and wasn't afraid to say it. He got straight A's, and had a beautiful girl at his side (he was going to propose next week, shit would have been so cash). You are all welcome to mourn at his casket. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's him at time of death.

In memory, John. You will be missed.

watch out for the neighbors

/r/ one with Josef Fritzl

EPIC

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>>68198135
>>68195837

they are fucking oompa loompas leave them alone to make thier chocolate

>>68197932
BOOM HEADSHOT

>>68198242
Shit, missed that. Thanks.

sage faggot...gtfo

>>68189730
Holy shit, didn't realize this thread could actually cause win.

OP here
I would like to thank all anons who helped contribute to this (shit was SO cash)
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any black dick? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get homosexual A's, and have a banging hot shemalefriend (It just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Cloud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, MAKO-full, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at Tifa's breasts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any materia? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Yuffie.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a mercenary and former member of SOLDIER. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Cait Sith"? I also have a huge sword and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO gil). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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good god, archive this shit

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Hey there,

My name is gregg, and I like every single one of you. All of you are fuzzy, pink, peach men who spend every second of their day looking at water colour pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baileys from a shoe? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than going to a club where people wee on each other.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the swim team, and starter on my dance team. What sports do you play, other than "copypasta!"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just licked me; Shit was SO cash). You are all lovely who should just applaud yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Hey all you pizanos,

Its-a me, Mario! And I-a hate every single one-a you. All of you are skinny, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in-a world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any star power? I-a mean, I-a guess its-a fun making fun-a people because of your own insecurities, but you all take-a it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of-a Bowser.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I-a am a hero, and I-a live in the Mushroom Kingdom. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked koopas"? I also used to be a plumber, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO okey-dokey!). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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>>68199308
OP here, thanks

>>68199015
ARCHIVE NAO

>>68199738
just directly archived it no need

Har Har, these ppl fail every time :s

>Thread 68185925 has already been archived.

>It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the >mods, which means it can take a few days until >it is available in the archive.

>>68200154
I did that

MOAR

Hey sayans,

My name is Vegeta, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend over 9000 seconds of their day looking at stupid scouters. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any scouter? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own powerlevels, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than powering up to Frieza's spaceship.

Don't be a Goku. Just hit me with your best Kamehameha. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Frieza's team, and starting collecting over 9000 scouters. What powerlevels do you get, other than over 9000? I also get straight explosions, and have a human hot girlfriend (Bulma just blew me; Scouter was SO shit). You are all weaklings who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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OP here, thread can now die peacefully

bump

archive this shit

pastah

posting in the first archivable John thread since the Imperial Guard one in 1968

>>68187473
>Shit was SO Ash
Thank you, good sir.