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120 KB Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:38:13 No.372131259  
hello /b/rothers i have a request for you all today. My bitch biology teacher failed me for turning in a project 10 minutes late and so i want revenge... she posts videos on youtube of her teaching so i ask of you to just go and comment however which way you want. please help me /b/!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWeueqspoAQ
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:39:30 No.372131514
fuck you OP, im in love
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:39:43 No.372131555
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op's a candy-ass hueuheuhehuehuehuehuehue
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:44:35 No.372132522
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congratulations OP you're possibly fucked.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:45:31 No.372132718
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i got her OP, heres my comment.

umad bro??
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:47:02 No.372133026
three comments in a row explaining this thread to her.
/b/ - internet superheros
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:47:27 No.372133093
>>372132718
Op probably shat his pants
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:49:40 No.372133537
>helpin the bitch won't make u rich
>omg the voice
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:50:25 No.372133683
>>372133537
i did it for teh lulz OP....whiney fucking baby.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:51:32 No.372133920
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Should've just keyed her car.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:51:46 No.372133963
Dammit, I just learned something about cell transport. Fuck you OP, I'm glad she failed you.

btw, i'd hit it.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:52:10 No.372134050
>>372133683
>not op
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:52:17 No.372134071
>>372133920
i believe we should take this further

facebook anyone?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:52:47 No.372134158
>>372132718
Op had it coming or is truly a retard.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:53:17 No.372134254
rofl at the youtube comments
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:53:40 No.372134335
dear op please let us know how tomorrow goes at school for you.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:54:20 No.372134472
This has the makings of an epic thread if it can make it far enough.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:55:40 No.372134728
>>372134472
everyone DOX J ROSE AND FACEBOOK THE THREAD TO HER NAO!!!

FUCKING BURY OP
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:56:32 No.372134888
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personal army fail
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:57:26 No.372135079
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>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:57:30 No.372135089
>>372134728

How to find her first name.

Lil' help OP?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:58:14 No.372135232
How's it going OP?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:59:04 No.372135414
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>>372135089
op is from Ohio and he lives in whetstone
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)19:59:18 No.372135459
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>>372134071
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:03:45 No.372136384
Do you guys like my comment?
You are seriously a fucking bad teacher, go fuck your life, your family, and I hope your head gets rammed over by a fucking steamroller. I hope your neck gets sliced with a chainsaw. I hope half of your head gets beat in with a bat, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt. Go slit your throat, you're worthless to society and the Earth anyways. Dear, that kid who you FAILED because he handed in his project TEN FUCKING MINUTES late.
FUCK YOURSELF.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:04:19 No.372136513
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Are you fucking stupid? People like you should just stay off of /b/.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:05:02 No.372136631
Looks like
Looks like Mrs. Jessica Richards

http://www.columbus.k12.oh.us/applications/schoolWebsites/SchoolNews.nsf/%28WebSchoolPages%29/C01CDD
3A541B140A8825790600076A26
>> FUCKING THE KAYLA FUCKING BF 01/04/12(Wed)20:05:40 No.372136769
>>372131259
judging from this lecture, he's probably in his freshman yeah in high school.
meaning he's probably around 14 or 15.
do what you will with this.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:06:33 No.372136962
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Wait guys, I just got an idea. What if the OP is actually getting revenge on someone he hates? What if he actually overheard someone else turn in their paper late and fail?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:07:33 No.372137162
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>>372136962
Then he deserves the personal army. It's really quite simple.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:07:37 No.372137174
>>372136962
Still couldn't give less of a fuck.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:08:25 No.372137343
>>372136384
Get out of hear candy-ass.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:09:05 No.372137484
>>372137343
Here
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:09:43 No.372137627
ARCHIVE THE THREA SO WE CAN SHOW IT TO THE TEACHER LATER, POST IT TO COMMENTS OR SOMETHING

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:10:35 No.372137791
>>372136631
>>372136631

how the fuck did you manage this, well done bro
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:10:37 No.372137794
Op's plan to get a dozen anon's youtube usernames has been a success.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:12:53 No.372138257
bumping to see OP get in some deep shit
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:13:20 No.372138359
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>>372137794

o hai OP hows the butthurt
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:13:38 No.372138417
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>>372136962
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:14:24 No.372138591
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did it anyway. wait 'til she finds out ;]
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:15:27 No.372138834
/r/ing you vote for it if you haven't once archived will post to teachers comments

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:15:50 No.372138923
>mfw bio is a fresh/soph class
>mfw only retarded sophomores have biology
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:17:28 No.372139304
The person who made the original post has come back and name his teacher as Jessica Richards, he is now asking people to sned pornographic and disurbing images to her on facebook.

going for a homerun, lets get him in some real shit
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:17:47 No.372139386
>>372131259

YOU DESERVED IT
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:20:30 No.372139940
>>372131259
bump for lulz
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:22:01 No.372140269
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>>372139940
Fresh OC get it while its hot!!
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:22:16 No.372140311
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fucc da police rius nihghuh
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:24:09 No.372140684
"4chan" and "/b/" are scattered all over the comments. God damn you guys, you really know how to ruin a good thing don't you.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:24:28 No.372140743
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>Description
>Grade 7
>Mfw
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:25:02 No.372140870
>>372140743
you're sad go away now
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:25:50 No.372141011
>>372140870

You must be OP.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:28:17 No.372141482
>>372141011
no he just fails because the description says nothing of the sort
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:30:00 No.372141786
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OH GOD THIS IS GREAT!! GAD THIS GIVES ME A BONER OW MY DICK!!
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:30:12 No.372141825
fa­ggoty little OP is gonna get it, i bet his teacher could beat his pathetic ass
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:30:38 No.372141913
I had the coolest biology teacher ever, he actually knew his shit unlike this bitch.

Still OP, you're a fucking dumbass. I hope she finds out who you are.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:32:50 No.372142299
Look for the comment with the caps CUNT and vote it up it'll probably get him in deep shit
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:35:01 No.372142713
>>372142299
I saw that one. It should get him fucked up the gooch
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:35:38 No.372142822
The teacher's facebook, do what you will /b/rothers http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386&sk=wall
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:36:00 No.372142880
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>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:36:58 No.372143051
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op is a candy-assgot
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:37:58 No.372143218
>>372142822

How do we know this is legit?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:40:48 No.372143728
>>372143218

check the woman in the vid and check the woman in the photos I think they're the same. Shit just got real.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:42:03 No.372143951
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>>372143218
its her
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:42:39 No.372144073
>>372143728

I was looking at her default picture then got into her album, and holy mother fucking shit. Good job, anon.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:44:16 No.372144357
>>372143951

nicce, but you need to tell her he also posted her facebook and asked people to send her pornographic and offensive images.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:45:04 No.372144511
Alright, I sent her the archived thread.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:45:13 No.372144540
/b/ros have betrayed you OP. look at top comments on some videos.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:45:36 No.372144594
It says video uploaded with Android phone. Anon needs to take up collection to buy her beter camera for hg quality youtubes. Maybe she will post some of her spanking op's ass.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:46:35 No.372144818
>cleverly hidden personal army request
>everyone fucking fell for it
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:46:50 No.372144862
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>>372144357
WE HAVE HIM


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv►OP IS FROM HERE
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>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:47:34 No.372145008
>>372143951
probably should've taken out your name Brad Maisch
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:48:10 No.372145137
>>372145008
fuck....
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:48:45 No.372145261
seeee now this is what /b is about, this shit deserved this for being a lil bitch but to ruin whitney roach was disappointing to see.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:49:08 No.372145343
>>372145137
>>372145008
Win.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:50:11 No.372145582
>>372145343
it's a troll account you idiot.
>> oh you 01/04/12(Wed)20:51:00 No.372145771
All the OP had to do was delete his thread and he would still be fine
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:51:19 No.372145842
>>372145343
done goofed
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:51:19 No.372145843
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>>372145343
just look at my email f­aggots.

>porblem?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:51:36 No.372145896
>>372145343
lose
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:53:18 No.372146271
everyone is being trolled this is just a very cleverly masked personal army request... im so ashamed of all of you
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:54:03 No.372146452
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>>372146271
op you cannot undo this just accept your demise and join us
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:54:10 No.372146478
>>372145843
op trying to cover his ass priceless
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:54:16 No.372146499
>>372146271
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls? Sounds like fun!
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:55:31 No.372146802
>>372146478
newf­ag...type my name into the search i bet there's two of me.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:55:51 No.372146867
>>372136962
>>372136962
my first thought, though it doesn't really matter in the end.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:56:26 No.372147013
OP's screwed.
have fun at school, honey!
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:56:56 No.372147130
>>372136962
so be it
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:57:09 No.372147174
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553433386
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:57:19 No.372147217
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>>372146452
>>372146499
if only i was op i would be so proud of myslelf but im afraid you all fell for it and i must admit that i did at first but its okay because acceptance is the first step
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)20:57:30 No.372147258
WTF don't say we are from 4chan! Say we are from 9gag you candy-asss.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:01:18 No.372148064
anyone got info on op??
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:01:20 No.372148072
GUYS ITS OBVIOUS JESSICA RICHARDS IS A SOPA SPY AND WANTED TO TROLL HERSELF TO PROVE HOW DUMB AND RECKLESS WE ARE
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:02:17 No.372148236
Winrar
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:02:30 No.372148282
>>372137791

you're a fucking sherlock holmes. respect
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:03:25 No.372148472
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>>372148236 is me, forgot to post pic
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:03:44 No.372148542
>>372136631
this is obviously op
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:06:22 No.372149054
>>372131259
>>372131259


Normally not your personal fucking army.

But Bio teachers, especially HS bio teachers, piss me off.

Your teacher is a fucking twit that needs to go back to college, or have her credentials verified.

>38 yr old biotech major
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:08:22 No.372149441
>>372149054
what? evidence please
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:09:15 No.372149617
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http://gink.us/ml/vdep
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:09:19 No.372149631
>>372149441
you care?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:11:21 No.372150039
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This is possibly one of the greatest moments I have ever witnessed on /b/. Good job, anon.

tits always related.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:11:35 No.372150088
>>372149631
if your going to start talking shit about someone then at least back your argument up
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:11:58 No.372150164
>>372150088
not him retard
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:13:42 No.372150544
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>>372149441
>>372149441

Plasma membrane is not an organelle. Homeostasis is not "balance". And that's just to start. She seems to be trying to cram concepts down her classes throat which are incorrect.

This is why every university in the U.S., barring very few, consider incoming biology/science students to have zero background in biology from HS: the information is simply wrong.

This is also why the U.S. slips every year down the UNESCO ratings for science and math. Who knows, maybe when the 2011 report comes out we'll be under Peru, or Laos, for science.

It begs the question why she even bothers if she can't take the time/be bothered to give correct information? Why teach the subject matter? Just skip it.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:15:03 No.372150795
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>>372150088

I did, in the comments to the video.

Would you like the durr now, or after a little hurr?

You sound like one of those intraweb toughguys. Threatened to the point of being inarticulate?
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:18:27 No.372151460
yes op ily
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:20:24 No.372151832
>>372150544
He's in fucking grade school, it's not "technically" an organelle, but they don't want to (and need to) take the time to explain to them why it's not one.
It's the same shit when science teachers tell kids that matter and energy are 2 very different things, when in fact, they aren't.
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>>372150795
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:24:39 No.372152701
hy guys we shud stop fitin cuz u kno i meen we all r anonymuos and we r /b/ros we r heel its self cum to wreck destruktion XD
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:25:57 No.372152981
Youtube video is private. Can't see.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:26:09 No.372153017
The video was made private, everyone go back home.
>> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:28:16 No.372153420
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>>372151832

How do you know he's in elementary and not high school? That's some heady stuff for K-6, son.

Further: my point stands- the instructor should not broach the subject without properly teaching it. She made a choice, and failed to follow up on it.

Now, if any of these children go to college and opt for a science major they're going to have to unscrew their heads and relearn these simple subjects.

I tutor science, I'm a student, and I know better than you, and apparently than the instructor in the video.

Further, I didn't say "technically", I said it's not an organelle. Plasma membrane is not an organelle. Are you misusing, perhaps because you're unfamiliar with the word, technically?

Are Nike Air Jordan shoes flip flops? Are squares circular? Is pasta steak?

No. Nor is a Plasma Membrane an organelle.

Nor is matter energy, but (and clearly you are confused here), matter can have energy. Saying matter is energy makes a definitive statement which is not true.

I trust you're a college student, or a grad student?

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