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SPERM CORPSE

That would be an awesome band name.

Due to the fact sperm are the smallest cells of the human body it would be a pile of dust.

>>49192378
GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THE MYMINICITY BULLSHIT

>>49192343
sauce

>>49192390
Then lets say that the sperm corpses don't dry out, there's just no surrounding fluid. They wouldn't be dust.

I WOULD EAT THEM ALL


OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

i've been saving up my cum in bottles for like a year or so now. i have no idea why. i just came in a bottle one night because I had no where else to shoot it. so saving it --- i thought it might be amazing in some way.
i may post pics of it in here someday.
I'm at 3 liters now.

No real discussion. firstly it'd be insanely small, second the sperm would almost instantly die and their cells shrink when removing the water and stuff. So it'd be a small pile of biogoo, nothing special.

>>49192562
That must smell absolutely delightful. Will you send me some?

>>49192474

Without a surrounding fluid it wouldn't take long for the individual cells to dry out. And it would take much longer than that to separate them from the surrounding fluid if it was even feasible. So your question was answered.

>>49192562

that is totally fucking disgusting and creepy to say the least

>>49192575
GOD DAMNIT YOU ARE RUINING THE DISCUSSION.

Fine, pretend the cells don't shrink.

>>49192562

Same here, I have a milk jug full of cum, and recently started filling a 2-liter bottle.

>>49192732
oh word?!
/b/ is about to enter a new phaze of newfuckedupedness.

One time I fapped in bed as soon as I woke up, but I had no place to go with the cum (came in my hand), so i just flung it against the wall on the other side of the room

>>49192839

Yup. I don't know what to do with all of it.

have you ever left a large booger out to dry, if you have it would be alot like that because of all the mucus thats in jizz

Guys, I just had an awesome idea: fermented cum. I'm pretty sure you can sell this shit in japan for astronomical prices! Who wants to be rich?

Patent office, here I come!

>>49193014
but wut do we use it for

>>49193013
The idea is that its a pile of NOTHING but sperm.

Post pics of the bottles damn it.

>>49193037
Drinking, of course.

>>49192880
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES. SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU.

>>49192626

NOT /b/

>>49192732

/b/

>>49193129
FUCK YES

Bottled fermented sperm drinks!

But will they be alcoholic? What about a non-alcoholic version, for the kids?

Even if the sperm don't dry out they're still not connected to each other by anything. So it would resemble dust.

>>49193294
Perhaps it would look like dust..but how would it feel? I can't imagine how it would feel sticking my hand into a bucket of it :3

>>49193276
Smart! We gotta have that underage market on us as well.

Make them all non-alcoholic since the alcohol could kill the sperm. Market it as a health drink for women and gay men that will restore hormonal balance, improve sex drive, and make them look younger. You could take it straight, or with light flavorings such as peach or strawberry.

>>49193509
The poor little sperms will already be dead.

I would pray paint a huge happy face onto the giant pile of dead sperms

>>49192562
this is the /b/ i used to know. fuck, i was right in the middle of a drink when i read that and choked. good to know /b/ can still fuck me up.

I've often wondered about what it would be like if all the cum I've ever ejaculated were gathered together in one place, you could fill fucking olympic swimming pools with it.

>>49193704
I would do something similar to this.

I would fill up a water tower with cum, and then dump it on an unsuspecting city. It would be like a tsunami of semen...a catastrophe of cum, if you will! It will flood buildings, knock out power, break the windows, people would drown, and every female would get pregnant.

>>49193629

>>49193905
FUCK YES

MY IDEA IS BECOMING REALITY

>>49193905
I would take the pile and dump it on someones face while they're sleeping.

>>49193882
It's like, an aids bomb! But by aids I mean every std known to man, even pregnancy and cancer.

>>49193905
Awwww ^_^

HERE!!!!
(they seem to age differently)

Goto Germany, and star in the GGG series.

Just collect that.

>>49194146
Oh dear fucking god, /b/


oh fucking god

>>49194146
oh...god.

>>49194146
DATE AND TIME NEXT TO BOTTLES OF AGED SEMEN

>>49192626
Oh hey, welcome to 4chan.

>>49194146
Drink from the older one and tells us the taste!

>>49194146
Piss.

>>49194146
You know what would be awesome? If someone opened that and took a nice big gulp of it, thinking it's 7up.

>>49194146

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Oh dear fucking god, /b/


oh fucking god

YOU SAID IT BEST HOLLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK#!@?$#^?%$?$&

>>49194321
DO IT FAGGOT

YOU WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS LEGEND

DIE YOU FUCK

>>49194146

Interesting how they're all yellow/brown. Even the one on the right. How long does it take to change color?

>>49194416
>>49194201
>>49194181
seriously, did you guys just get here from Gaia?

>>49194146

when you open the lid to deposit the cum, how do you maintain a level of accuracy? Surely you'd have to tilt it on its side, thus spilling it? Do you use a funnel? So many questions...

So many disgusting answers too, I bet.

>>49192842
>>49193704
>>49193882
>>49194181 NEVER IN MY LIFE I LOL HARDER IN /b/ AWESOME THREAD MADE OF TSUNAMI SIZED SPERM WAVES WITH LOL ON TOP

>>49194146
I would almost drink a cup of that if you were to put the big bottle in the microwave for 10 minutes and post a movie of what happens.


Almost.

>>49194416

calm down, its just some cum

>>49194581
What happens when you microwave cum, /b/?

My poor kids :(

>>49194645

irradiated supersperms

>>49194645
This would be hilarious.

So, are you guys going to taste it? For science!

>>49192562
ohh throw them at ppl in waterbaloones
mac dre would do it

STICKY THIS SHIT

>>49194146
What did you get them all for their first birthday?

>>49194793
THIS SHIT IS STICKY


amiritelol

>>49194146
This made me lol more than any recent thread on /b/.

>>49194771

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

Smaller than an asprin.

>>49194146
Oh god. Were you fucking serious...

>>49193882
>and every female would get pregnant.
I GUARANTEE IT

>>49194146
I WANT TO DRINK IT


TESTES JUICE

This thread has inspired me.
I'm starting one.

>>49194581
BIGFOOT WOULD WALK OUT OF THAT MOTHERFUCKIN MICROWAVE.

>>49195021
So am I.

Anon, the time has come for us ALL to gather, collect, and save our semen in soda bottles!

>>49195075
every person who calls himself a man should have a cum collection, he owes it to his self-respect.

A long time ago I remember a site for this one german artist or something...and he was asking every guy to send a sample of their cum to him, and once he had enough he was going to pour it all into a giant square vat and freeze it into a giant block of cum-ice.


What ever happened to that?

I still think we should develop some fermented drink from sperm.

>>49194146

FUCK that makes me wish I had a camera. I want to post my milk-gallon full of sperm now.

And it doesn't really change color, it's more or less like that as soon as it starts to break down.
Cum turns really watery and milky (instead of the thick white gloop we all know and love) after a few hours of cold. The more that's added, the darker it gets, until you realize that it naturally has some kind of fucked up yellow tint that you can't see in small volumes.

>>49195191
see
>>49194146

>>49195187
He drank it. YUM YUM

>>49195239
POST A FUCKING PIC OF IT NOW GODDAMNIT

>>49195187
http://www.spermcube.org/

dear guy who is saving sperm:
how did you get it in once the bottle was near full? funnel or something?
how old is the oldest?
was it always that color?

I have a submissive girlfriend. One time we saved up almost a cup of cum in the freezer, heated it back up, and she drank it for me.

It made her terribly sick to her stomach. She puked it back up after 15 minutes, not because of the taste, it just wouldn't settle after swallowing. Dissapointing to say the least.

Despite the sickness, she said she'd be willing to do it again someday.

I should buy a camcorder.

>>49195348
Oh wow.

>>49194146
holy fuck I love /b/

>>49195465
FUCKING LAWL AT #2

>>49195403
How long did it take to save it all up, and how did you heat it up

>>49195601
2 days and a blowtorch

>>49192474

the liquid in the sperm wouldn't be able to help but evaporate if the fluid around it was removed. Dust is the answer.

plus, you're entirely gay just for thinking about this.

>>49195698
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THROW NORMAL PHYSICS AND RULES OUT THE WINDOW.

This thread has inspired me!

>>49195601

It took us about 2 months to save up. Probably averaged 2 cumshots into it a day, give or take.

Stored it in the freezer.

Broke it out of the cup we saved it in and heated it up with boiling water (used a smaller container resting in a pot of boiling water... seemed the most natural way, we didn't want the microwave to fuck it up some how).

The texture was different, but it was still notably cum. Like off-kilter cum, yellowish, smelled stronger, kind of syrupy. She was a real trooper.

I have no cum collection, but i have severl bottles of 2 month old piss.

>>49195935
MMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM 2 MONTH OLD SPERM

SATISFIED?

>>49194146
The day Anonymous proved he could still shock other Anonymouses...

>>49196037
OH JESUS CHRIST HE STRIKES AGAIN

>>49196037
Looks like lemon juice to me, I don't buy it. Pour some onto your hand and take a picture with date etc.

>>49196037
Holy shit.

>>49196037

this man is my hero.
*shakes hand*

>>49196037

i couldnt hold onto that much jizz

i drink mine after every fap

>>49196114
nothin' doin!
it smells like death.

>>49196037
is dat sum cum in bottles?

>>49195187
i lol at Ice cum

>>49196037
DRINK IT AND /Thread...

archive this thread!

>>49196037
So how long exactly did this take you and how did you get the cum into the bottles? Just stick your dick up against it as you cum or funnel or what? Seems like it'd be hard to aim into it without slopping it around near the end.

>>49196024

Yeah. We aren't sure if it was the age that made her sick, or if that much cum is just naturally hard to digest.
I want to try again with less, maybe a weeks worth of cum and go from there. it would probably be better to train her stomach to take it that way anyway.

ITT: the anticancer saving /b/

Anyone know that website with nothing but Cum pictures? Like facials and stuff

>>49196322
yeah, what the dilly yo?

>>49196420
gtfo newfag.

>>49196465
but talking about sperm and cum and shit is cool!

THIS IS THE CURE FOR /b/'S CANCER!

REQUEST ARCHIVAL

>>49196540

Sperm & Cum? oh dear god.

>>49195935
i did almost the exact same thing. it doesnt settle at all. barfed up all of it (more than 1 cup of it) after 10 minutes.
old re-heated cum shooting outta your nose i not fun at all!

2girls 1 cup, goatse, kittencrush, and all the others don't even faze me, but this made me gag. congratulations /b/. once again you proved that EVERYTHING can be taken to the next level, and for that, I salute you.

>>49196037

THIS MAN IS MY HERO

I request this thread to be archived.

What happens to the cum in those bottles? Does it dry up? Is it fit for consumption? I've never been around cum very long before it goes down my throat.

Wow I come up with the Answer to the Cancer /b/tards Unite your seamen and cover your screens with it, it shall Purge /b/ of its Faggotry

>>49196594

Yeah, but did you get the immpression that it had gone bad, or that it was just the volume of sperm that made it hard to keep down?

I guess asking a bukkake star would be better.

Requesting that someone ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>>49196322
cum into the bottle (dick up-against the hole) until its like 1/2 full. the start a new one.
then combine.

>>49196037
Fukken saved

>>49196766
4chanarchive.org
request interface
49192343

>>49192343
only good xmas present i got this year

>>49196705
Here's what you do: Don't use reheated cum. get like 20 guys to all cum into a container and then drink it while it's still fresh.

>>49196037
i'm never going to think of lemonade the same way again.

>>49196879

I don't know 20 guys I trust enough to jack off into a cup to make my girlfriend drink it.

4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh saves up sperm in bottles and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>49197083

just in case you weren't totally aware, you are one lucky bastard to have her as a girlfriend.

STICKY THIS SHIT.

3 SODA BOTTLES FULL OF SPERM = FUKKIN AWESOME

>>49196037
FILL THEM UP FASTER YOU PUSSY

THEN DUMP THEM ALL INTO SOME SLUTS VAGOO AT ONCE

>>49197416
That would smell ungodly. Filthy vagoo + heaps of year old semn.

THIS THREAD IS AMAZING

>>49197603
YEAR OLD SEMN

FUCK YEAH BEING ARCHIVED

>>49197215

I know. She's not actually incredibly cute, but she'll do just about anything I want.

>>49197912
i got banned like 15 minutes ago for 2 days for posting it

i thought it was impossible to shock Anonymous.
I guess I thought wrong.

>>49192388


omg lets start a band

Sauce.

1. Go to poolsclosed.net
2. Click a link
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

>>49198001
dude, use
>>49196037
for the cover art.

Phonetically: Awwww EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1

>>49197962

SOMEONE PLEASE!!!
motivational poster this shit.
>>49196037
4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh saves up sperm in bottles and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>49198400
FUCK YEAH

Best thread on /b/ ever.

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əɹəɥʇ ʎllɐuỊɟ sɐʍ I ɯopნuỊʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pəʞoo⅂
ɹəʇɐl ɐʎ lləɯs səɯloɥ oʎ ʎqqɐɔ əɥʇ oʇ pəlləʎ I pu
8 ɹo ⎳ ʇnoqɐ əsnoɥ əɥʇ oʇ dn pəllnd I

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əɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sỊɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs plnoɔ I ნuỊɥʇʎuɐ ɟI
ɹoɹɹỊɯ əɥʇ uỊ əɔỊp pɐɥ ʇỊ puɐ ɥsəɹɟ pỊɐs əʇɐld əsuəɔỊl əɥ
ɹɐəu əɯɐɔ ʇỊ uəɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pəlʇsỊɥʍ I

„·ɹỊ-lə uỊ əlɔun puɐ əỊʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇỊʍ ‚uỊʌoɯ əɹ‚no⅄„ ´pỊɐs pu
pəɹɐɔs ʇoნ ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥნỊɟ əlʇʇỊl əuo uỊ ʇoნ I
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pooნ ou oʇ dn əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ sʎnნ ɟo əldnoɔ ɐ uəɥʍ
looɥɔs əɥʇ əpỊsʇno llɐq-q əɯos ‚uỊʇooɥs llɐ pu
looɔ llɐ ´‚uỊxɐləɹ ´‚uỊxɐɯ ´ʇno ‚uỊllỊɥϽ
sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuəds I əɹəɥʍ sỊ punoɹნʎɐld əɥʇ uO
pəsỊɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐỊɥdləpɐlỊɥ ʇsəʍ uI

ɹỊ-lə pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I
əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I pu
NʍO⫏ Ǝ⫏ISdႶ pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊ⅂
ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍoN

delivered

>>49199030
FUKKEN SAVED

>>49198936
GB2 7chan

>>49198901
lulz
i'm flattered.

I see audio

fucking EPIC.
is this indeed getting archived? it needs to.

>>49200420

already done!

>>49200420
in after epic fag

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