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69 KB Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:47:35 No.50167532  
Hello people of earth, this is a freindly reminder that if you send one more fucking collider looking for me, ESPECIALLY THAT LHC FAGGOT, Im going to FUCK YOU ALL RIGHT THE FUCK UP.

Your freind, Higgs Boson
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:48:36 No.50167589
lol
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:48:36 No.50167591
>Freind
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:50:01 No.50167685
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>>50167589
WHATS THAT FAGGOT? YOU DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY BITCH? I BESTOW ALL MASS I CAN FUCK UP IN WAYS YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:50:39 No.50167723
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oh shi-
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:52:34 No.50167827
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>>50167591

Im a fucking subatomic particle you should be amazed Im telling you this at all you stupid fuck!!!!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:52:55 No.50167849
We're sorry Higgs Boson
We didn't want to disturb you
It's the scientists, they do not listen
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:54:11 No.50167933
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HIGGS BOSON! SO IVE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!!!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:55:48 No.50168034
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>>50167933

FUCK
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:56:20 No.50168068
/b/ - Where the Higgs boson and the LHC call each other faggot
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:56:25 No.50168075
Higgs Boson,

You don't have sufficient energy to do anything more than provide data, so shut your ass up and make with the colliding.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:57:16 No.50168127
WHEN THEY FIND YOU I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOU UP MY ASSHOLE
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:58:02 No.50168176
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HAHAHA, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME THIS TIME! FAGGOT BOSON, ITS TIME TO MEET YOUR FATE
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)14:58:26 No.50168200
This is a good thread.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:00:07 No.50168298
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YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME WITH YOUR UNIVERSE INTACT, LHC
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:00:27 No.50168321
in b4 blackholes in may '08
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:00:28 No.50168322
>>50168200
I concur
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:01:34 No.50168386
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IMMA CHARGIN MA COLLIDER, ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:02:43 No.50168450
theworldends.org
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:03:20 No.50168479
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OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE

RICHARD FEYNMAN

BACK FROM THE DEAD
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:03:23 No.50168481
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FAGGOT!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:03:55 No.50168509
>>MASER
fix'd
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:04:50 No.50168562
Can Higgs Boson defeat the evil LHC and foil the plans of the diabolical CERN?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:04:52 No.50168563
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OH SHIT FEYNMAN DIAGRAMS EVERYWHERE
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:05:34 No.50168606
Who else here worries about what the shit is going to happen if that thing gets turned on?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:06:13 No.50168640
>>50167685

What's that? Do you know who I AM- He must not know who I am. I'M THE FUCKING HIGGS BOSON, BITCH
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:06:20 No.50168647
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Exactly as planned...
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:07:39 No.50168708
>>50168562

The the LHC can prove Higgs Boson exists then yes.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:08:01 No.50168729
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FUCK YOU BOSON IM DOING IT! THE TIME COMES!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:09:55 No.50168841
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GO AHEAD AND TRY IT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:10:28 No.50168861
>>50168729

OH SHIT, HIT THE DECK
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:11:55 No.50168946
>>50168606

only people who know absolutely fuck-all about science are worried.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:12:43 No.50168988
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:13:53 No.50169054
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SHIT! HIS POWER LEVEL, ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:15:17 No.50169147
>>50168946
you mean people who dont know anything about science, or the people that know everything about science?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:15:27 No.50169157
BRACE FOR ASS RAPE!!!!!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:18:20 No.50169358
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:20:23 No.50169480
um just who the fuck uses a bubble chambers these days anyway? enjoy your fail higgs.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:21:49 No.50169559
That was....entertaining.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:21:59 No.50169571
what type of graphs are these?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:22:36 No.50169611
Higgs Boson, are you sure this will happen? Are you just playing into the hype that has been perpetuated by earthly humans?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:23:31 No.50169683
>>50169571
have you been raised a fool by your mother?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:23:49 No.50169696
>>50169611

It looks like its happening right now, lets see how it ends.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:24:45 No.50169759
>>50169683
My mother was not a physicist. I wish she was ;_;
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:24:51 No.50169769
>>50169683
MY MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOO'
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:25:03 No.50169781
>>50167532
YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER HIGGS...
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:25:46 No.50169823
/b/, where the Higgs Boson and LHC fight the final battle for the fate of the universe.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:26:45
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WHAT
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:27:06 No.50169917
>>50169823
/b/ and Sweeden.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:27:13 No.50169926
>>50169759
Nope, she was a hamster.

And your father smelt of elderberries.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:28:24 No.50170008
hai guys! If you're all going to throw a surprise party for the scientists, you need to invite me too! You can't spell party without cosmological constant!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:29:13 No.50170060
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Thinking quickly, Higgs Boson creates a micro black hole to escape detection

LATER FAGGOTS, ENJOY YOUR DEATH
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:30:54 No.50170166
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>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:31:04 No.50170177
I think LHC is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots particles and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:32:03 No.50170234
>>50170060

The black hole decays and everyone is saved by quantum dynamics.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:32:28 No.50170257
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>>50170060

DAMN YOU HIGGS BOSON YOU WIN AGAIN!! YOU HAVE NOT SEE THE LAST OF ME!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:32:38 No.50170266
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Dont worry guys, we'll be fine, I promise.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:33:12 No.50170290
posting in a hilariously epic thread
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:34:29 No.50170357
>>50170266
lol yeah until the HAWKING RADIATION FROM THE BLACK HOLE KILLS US ALL DEAD.

christ you really are a fuck stephen
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:34:37 No.50170368
I've seen this. The twist is that the Higgs Boson particle is actually kaiser sose.
>> Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774
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>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:35:17 No.50170411
Bump for archive.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:35:21 No.50170415
someone fuckin save this, naoo
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:36:16 No.50170469
Higgs Boson is actually moot
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:36:38 No.50170491
>>50170368
shut the fuck up, verbal
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:36:42 No.50170494
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>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:37:08 No.50170508
www.4chanarchive.org
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:38:18 No.50170569
>>50169896
Hey I remember you!
Why do you talk in all capitals?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:38:54 No.50170605
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>>50170494
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:39:26 No.50170639
>>50168386
ROtFFLmGAO!!!!!!
>>50168946
Too true. Amerifags, mostly.
>>50167532
>FRI your damned knob END, asshat.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:39:30 No.50170646
>>50170357
ITT: Someone doesn't have a clue what Hawking's radiation is.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:39:31 No.50170650
Jesus these scientists are so fucking naive its unbelievable. Everybody knows this thing is going to turn into a fucking stargate.
In a years time Skeletor, Ming the Merciless and the every fucking Goa'uld with an axe to grind are gonna fly through on jet powered fucking hoverboards.

Count me out of that shit.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:40:26 No.50170696
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>>50170257

Looks like I win again, earth scientist.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:40:31 No.50170702
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>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:41:04 No.50170729
>>50170368

/thread
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>>50170650
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>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:47:28 No.50171101
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ILL GET YOU HIGGS BOSON, ILL GET YOU!!!!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:49:28 No.50171240
fuck you LHC! Fuck you right to S= (Akc^3)/4hG!

Fight the power HB. Fight the power.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:51:09 No.50171364
>>50171101

No mad scientist, you are the higgs boson.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:51:37 No.50171400
oh sweet, a divide-by-zero machine

in yr threadz, accelerating yr particlez
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:52:40 No.50171472
Just two more requests needed for archive!

Bump for great justice
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:53:48 No.50171510
ITT colossal waste of fucking money.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:55:31 No.50171608
Shut the Marflar up you Marflar Marflar!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:55:44 No.50171633
ITT Epic.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)15:59:22 No.50171910
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YOU WONT ESCAPE SO EASILY IN SWEEDEN HIGGS
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:00:45 No.50172031
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YEA RIGHT FAGGOT, YOU AND ME BOTH KNOW HOW THATS GONNA GO...
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:01:37 No.50172096
One more request for archive!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:02:48 No.50172182
sciencefag here, i believe the LHC is in Geneva Switzerland, if my calculations are correct that is.
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:05:16 No.50172353
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>>50172182

I AM TAKEN ABACK SIR. I WOULD THINK I KNOW WHERE I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:06:49 No.50172478
Hey Higgs, what's the big deal? We just wanna ask you some questions....
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:10:16 No.50172746
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HAHA, LHC fag cant even keep his pictures and locations straight, how can he ever expect to find me!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:13:13 No.50172975
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>>50172478

THE BIG DEAL? YOU KEEP SENDING THESE BITCHES AFTER ME THAT WANNA SMASH ME INTO SHIT THATS THE BIG DEAL
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:15:30 No.50173155
>>50172975
Were sorry Higgs, but it really is the scientists fault!
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:17:17 No.50173290
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amidoinitrite?
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:19:43 No.50173460
Epic thread CONFIRMED FOR ARCHIVE
>> Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)16:22:59 No.50173684
>>50173290
FUKNITZ SAUCE

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