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If I were Michael Jackson I would rather not want to die.
Having all these children and shit.

If I were Osama bin Laden I would rather not want to die.
Having all those bombs and shit.

If I were Lech Kaczynski I would rather not want to die.
Having all his mission and shit.

If I were JFK I would rather now want to die.
All that power and shit.

posting in an epic thread
contributing nothing

This http://motherlessbvc.info/06RMS

>>357015535
recontributing nothing

If I were Jesus I would rather
not want to die.
Having all that miracles and shit.

If I were NCR Trooper I would rather not want to die.
Having all these Hoover Damn and shit.

If I were Boris Yeltsin I would rather not want to die.
Having all this sympathy and shit.

if i were a trap i would rather not want to die.
having all those tits and penises att he same time and shit

If I were JFK I would rather not want to die.
Having all that power and shit.

>>357015512
fixed

If I was nigg­ers i would no want to die
ahven all those chicen and shit

If I were Billy Mays i would not want to die.
Having all those infomercial and shit

Your fortune: Bad Luck

hes probly still alive, wouldn't surprise me if he spent a couple billion on some sort of life extension program

has to be kept secret tho or overpopulation would ensue

If I were missingno I would rather not want to die.
Having all those penises in my shit.

If I were Captain Scarlet I would rather not want to die.
Having all those mysterons and shit.

If i was OP I would rather not want to die.
Having all that homosex and shit

If I was neighbors I would not want to die
having all this zombies and shit

If I were Robert Baratheon I would rather not want to die.
Having all those Seven Kingdoms and shit.

If I were Steve Irwin I would rather not want to die.
Having all those crocodiles and shit.

If I were Card Stand I would rather not want to die.
Having all those card and shit.

If I were Justin I would rather not want to die.
Having all those birthday cake and shit.

>>357015988
>chicen and shit

If I were Kenny, I would rather not want to die.
Having all those deaths and shit

toasting in a epic bread

If I were Spike I would rather not want to die.
Having all those woolongs and shit.

If i were Mexican, I'd rather die and shit.

If I were female form I would rather not want to die.
Having all those identifiable features and shit.

somebody archive this shit

If I were Jadzia Dax I would rather not want to die.
Having all these Klingons and shit.

If I were Jessi Slaughter I would rather not die.
Having all that fame and shit.

If I were Gowron I would rather not want to die.
Having all these empire and shit.

If I were this thread I would rather not want to die.
Having all this epicness and shit.

>>357015092
>>357015092

some would call you a hero, OP

not me though, i loved krusty

If I was Big Smoke I would rather not want to die.
Having all those damn train and shit

If i was efg i would rather not want to die.
Having all those dubs and shit.

If I were Tasha Yar I would rather not want to die.
Having all these good looks and shit.

if i were george carlin i would rather not want to die. having all those seven words and shit.

If i were this thread I would rather not want to 404.
Having all this redundancy an shit.

LOL @ YOU ALL

If I were Kurt Cobain
I would rather not want to die.
Having that shotgun and shit.

See you guys soon!

If I were this thread I would rather not want to die.
Having all those win and shit.

If I were a Space Marine, I would rather not want to die. Having all those heresy to kill and shit.

If I were Linux I would rather not want to die.
Having all this uptime and shit.

If i were The Doctor i would rather not want to die.
Have all that time traveling shit.

If I were Captain Picard I would rather not want to die.
Having all those epic wins and shit

If I were Billy I would rather not want to die.
Having done it for MacGarnagle and shit.

if i were darth sidius i would rather not want to die.
having all those galaxies and shit

It's all THOSE, not all THAT.

Derp.

>>357017124
If I were Microsoft Windows I would rather not ẉ??? ?? ???.
?????? ??? ????? viruses ??? ????.

If I were Anders Brevik I would rather not want to die.
Having all those killed people and shit

If I were a ass
I would rather not want to die.
Having that shit n shit.

If i were Brolly I would rather not want to die
Having all the powers and shit

If I was Shakespeare I would rather not want to die.
Having all those Sonnets and shit.

toasting in epicness

If I were hard drive I would rather not want to die.
Having all that data and shit.

all of you tell the coolest stories

If I were vaultboy, I would rather not want to die. Having all that advice and shit.

If I were roody-poos I would rather not want to die.
Having all those roody-poos and shit.

if i was Dimitri Petrenko
i would rather not want to die
having all those death cheating skills and shit

If I were Adolf Hitler I would rather not want to die
Having all the third reich and shit

We honour the person in relation to our memories of them.

Steve Jobs was a fucking asshole. He was an asshole to his employees, he was an asshole to his consumer base, he was an asshole to people who legally did what they wanted with their own purchased product and were dragged through the courts on a whim, he was an asshole in relation to laws and privacy and the rights of others.

He was an asshole.

What's worse is he was an asshole who mainstreamed a hipster fad to the point where people legitimately believe they cannot get a non-Mac alternative that's either just as good or better for cheaper. The same morons who scream and cry about repeatedly refuted idiocy regarding Macs "being better".

He was an asshole personally, who created an asshole company that created an asshole sub-culture.

It's pretty fucking implied to not be nice in relation to his timely death.

if i were dom i would rather not want to die.
Having all those friends and shit.

If I were The epic cry nig­ger I would rather not want to die.
Having all this epic crying and shit

If I were bro, I would rather not want to die, having all those puppets and shit.

If I were yeller I wouldnt want to die
havin' all that rabies and shit

If I were Joseph Stalin I would rather not want to die.
Having all the USSR and shit

toasting epic bread.

archived:
http://chanarchive.org/newt gingrich/b/23259

signing in a epic thread

me was here..;-)

all that money and he couldn't cure himself... do you see the irony?

Fuck you cunts.

If I were DOB, I would rather not want to die. Having killed a lion once with my dick and shit.

If I were Male Whore Goku I would rather not want to die.
Having all this dollars in my ass and shit

If I were Commander Shepard I would rather not want to die.
Having all those alien bitches and shit.

If I were Kamina I would rather not want to die
Fightin' the power and shit

---------- talent guy -------
--------------------------------
---------- talent and shit.

If I were death I would rather not want to die.
Having all those death and shit.

If I were Capulina I would rather not want to die.
Having all that hats with a hole and shit.

If I were a ghost Pokemon, I would rather not want to die. Having all those ghost powers and.... shit.

If I were Foul Bachelor Frog I would want to die.

If I were an epic thread I would rather not 404
having all those awesome posts and shit

If I were Pedobear I would rather not want to die.
Having all those lolli's and shit

If I were Doubles Guy I would rather not want to die.
Having all those doubles and shit.

If I were Ivo Pešák I would rather not want to die.
Having all this Jožin z bažin and shit.

If I were 2pac I would rather not want to die
Spendin' my life in a gangster's paradise and shit

If I were God I would not want to die.
Having all this omnipotence and shit.

If I were this guy, I would rather not want to die. Having an exploding head and shit.

If I were Edd Stark I would rather not want to die.
Having all these castles and shit.

If I were Klingonbear I would rather not want to die.
Having all those bathleth chopped kids and shit

If I were Nikola Tesla I would rather not want to die.
Having all this badassness and shit.

If I were the twin towers I would not want to die.
Having all this ground zero and shit.

If i were Tom Riddle i would rather not want to die.
having all those Horcruxes and shit.

If I were The Overmind I would rather not want to die.
Having all those zergs and shit.

If I were OP, I would rather not want to die. Having all those candy-assry and shit.

If I were OP I would rather not want to candy-ass.
Forcing all those memes and shit.

If I were Chris Hansen, I would rather not want to die. Having all those predators caught and shit.

If i were candle jack i would rather not want to die.
Having all tho

If I were Harry Potter I would rather not want to die.
Having fucked Hermoine Granger and shit

The person posting below me will be the next to die.
_________________________________________

Steve jobs died, Microsoft is happy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEJKzrPGzxg

If I were Obama I would not want to die.
Having all this socialism and shit.

If I were Edward I would rather not die,
Having all those glitter and shit

If I were Patrick I would rather not want to die.
Having all those krusty krabs and shit.

If I was Leland Palmer I would rather not want to die.
Having all those possesed and shit.

If I were Champagne I would rather not want to die.
Having all those bubbles and shit.

>>357018109
>>Having all those lolli's and shit
>>lolli's

>>357018533
>>357018528

LOL!

If I wewe Elmur Fudd, I would wather not want to die. Having all those wabbit seasons and shit.

,eid ton rehtar dluow I rorrim a erew I fI
.tihs dna sdrawkcab stxet esoht lla gnivaH

If i were Bear gryll

Better drink my own piss

If I were Al Gore I would rather not want to die. Creating all this internets and shit.

If I was Hypnotoad I would rather not want to die.
Having all those... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

if i were myself i would not want to die.
having print screened this shit

If i was larry parker i would rather not want to die having all of that retarded brainpower, weed, and all thatshit

>>357017282
epic win

If I was a Milk, I would rather not want to die.
Having all those vitamins and creamy goodness and shit.

If I were Homer Simpsons I would rather not want to die.
Getting all those sugar and shit. Then getting all those power and shit. Then getting all those women and shit.

If I were the Illuminati, I would rather not want to die. Having all those conspiracies and shit.

and shit, Salvador Dali, not to die, rearrange paradigms and different arrangements

If I were Migrane Boy would rather want to die.
Having all these migranes and shit.

>>357017051
I wuz ROFLMAO

If i where Mufasa I would rather not want to die.
Having all that animal kingdom and shit.

If I were dinosaur I would rather not want to die.
Having all those 3d and shit.
animoooted edition.

If I were the flamethrower, I would rather not want to die. Having this moth and shit.

If I were Tidus I would rather not want to die. Having all those Blitzball and shit.

best thread since a long time

If I were Jozef Fritzl I would rather not want to die.
Having all those rape dungeons and shit.

>>357019334

i don't want you to go
having all those kingdom as far as the eye can see and shit

If I were an african child I would rather want to die

If I were ze captein, I would rather not want to die. Having Mr. Snippy and shit.

If I were the The queen Pelusa, I would rather not want to die. Having this Chris Angel cards and shit.

If I were this thread I would rather not want to die.
Having all those funnies and shit.
 
 
 
 
 
somebody archive this bastard

If I were Giovanni, I would rather not want to die. Having a Nidoking and shit.

If I were the King of all Cosmos, I'd rather not want to die. Having blasting the star systems and making my son replace them and shit only to later create a black hole with my tennis balls and shit.

If I were Bubble Girl i would rather not want to die.
Having all those Bubbles and shit.

If I were the single person that posts in this thread I would rather not want to die.
Having all this samefagging and shit.

If I were David Carradine i would rather not want to die.

having all those asphyxiation and shit

If i were john i would rather not want to die

Having all those girl friends and shit

If I were acton beale I would rather not want to die.
Having all those planking deaths and shit.

If I were Snippy, I would rather not want to die. Having my gun and shit.

If I were ben kenobi I would rather not want to die.
Having all those force and shit.

If I were HHHNNNGGG

If I were Xhibit I would rather not want to die.
Having all those dawgs in my dawgs and shit.

If I were Taxmaster I would rather not want to die. Having all those quads and shit.

If I were babby I would rather not want to die.
Having all those poop and shit.

Health is everything dude, You can have all the money in the world, but if you aint got your health...

www.Ultimate-Privacy.net

If I were OP's mother I would rather not want to die.
Having all those fucking retarder and shit.

>>357017618
>>357017618
>>357017618
shut up loser. you're a butthurt virgin in your room, what you gonna do today that isn't "posting on newt gingrich"? Nothing, loser. He created a world that people loved, and they gave him load of money for it. People is to blame, not him. Shut up mad fag.

If I were Yagami Light I would rather not want to die.
Having all those Death notes and shit

If I were a Newfag I would rather not want to die. Having all those [spoiler]dubs and shit.

If I were roody-poo spider-man I would rather not want to die.
Having all those destroying my dreams and shit.

If I was peppy I'd rather not die, doing all those barrel rolls and shit

If I were Justin Bieber; I wouldn't want to.... wait.... I would want you guys to kill me with a sledgehammer and shit

If I were Brittany Murphy I wouldn't want to died, having all that boobs and drugs and shit.

Postin in epic bread

If I were jamal I would rather not want to die.
Having all those rockets and shit.

>>357018528
>>357018533
steve ballmer? i'm ok with this. he deserved it. and bill gates next. fuck their crimes and windows tax.

If I were Stephen Hawking I would not want to die, having all those paralysis and wheelchairs and shit.

If I were Good Guy Greg I would rather not die.
But that's okay, everynewt gingrich has to die some time.

If I were Ash I'd rather not die.
Having not had Misty and shit.

If I were Steve Ballmer I would rather not die.
Having all those developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers YEAH!

If I were Afroduck I would rather not want to die.
Having all that afro and shit

If I were courage wolf I would not want to die.
So I wouldn't.

If I were Incest I would rather not want to die. Having all those immorality and shit.

If I were this niglet I would rather not want to die.
Not having fed my pet bird and shit.

If I were dog, would not want to die, I haz all this eyebrows and shit.

If I were dad I would not want to die.
Having all this disappoint and shit.

If I were Walter White I would rather not want to die.
Having all those meths and shit.

If I were John Lennon I would rather not want to die.
Having all those music and shit.

If I were this new meme I would not want to die.
Having all this having all this and shit.

If I were Jimi Hendrix I would rather not want to die.
Having all those solos and shit

If I were this thread I would rather not want to 404.
Having all this epicness and shit.

If I were dubs guy I would rather not want to die.
Having all those dubs and shit.

>>357021746

>>357021811

Don't do it, you got what you wanted

If I were suicidal I would not want to die.
Having all this attention whoring drama and shit.

If i were Caylee Antony I rather not die having a negligent parent and shit

HI MAX

>>357021887

If I were a typical Mac user I would rather not want to die.
Having all this shit and shit.

If I were Stephen Hawking I would rather not want to die.
Having all those intelligence and shit.

If I were MISSINGNO I would rather not want to die. Having all those missingno and shit.

If I was this guy, I would rather not want to die.
Having all those feels and shit.

>>357022108

150 images, cap all this shit and open new thread.

>>357022523
already archived.
shits dying down anyhow

Continuation: >>357022683

If I were mo­ot I would not want to die.
Having all those image limits and shit.

thread is archived
http://chanarchive.org/newt gingrich/b/23259
If I were this archived thread I would rather not want to die.
Having all those http://chanarchive.org/newt gingrich/b/23259 and shit.

Archived here:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/23259

Continuation archived here:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/23263

>>357022108
epic