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I hate achievements, they're fucking pointless. Futhermore, they're a cop-out game dev's use to not include any REAL unlockables...

>>52774210
Successful Troll is successful
-Rile the masses

>>52774364
Umm...no..

Sagefag
-Sage 10 threads

Sagebomber
-Sage at least 100 threads

Sagemaster
-Sage OVER 9000 threads


By the way, I'm not saging your thread out of spite, OP, just working on my achievements.

B&
-Get banned from 4chan

Successful troll is successful
-Troll 50 users

Baconator
-Steal some bacon.

Combo
-Successfully execute a 3 post combo

Awesome Combo
-Successfully execute a 4 post combo

Epic Combo
-Successfully execute a 5 post combo

Modfaggotry
-Successfully execute a 6+ post combo

Combobreaker
-Successfully break a combo

>>52774851

I always get that unlocked, its fun!

Shoop da Whoop
-Successfully charge your lazer.

>>52775026

Camwhore
-Post a picture of yourself

Epic combo
-klol

Slowpoke
-Say "in b4" just after.

FGSFDS-
make a bad thread about achievements

FUCK YEAH SEAKING!
-Successfully force a meme

My parents think it was an accident
-Push a T.V. on your sister

A Winrar is You
- Create an epic thread

DO IT FAGGOT
- Convince someone to become an hero

Deadpan
- Make it through a "you laugh, you lose" thread of 100 or more posts

HNNNNNGHHHHHH
- HNNNNNGHHHHHHHHH 50 points

CandleJack
-Said the word wit

Fuck, not again...
-Duckroll 25 users

Never gonna give you up...
-Rickroll 25 users

Chris Hansen
-Successfully Bel-Air or FBI over ten pedophiles during a /b/ invasion of a chat room.

Pasta Masta
-Successfully create a post that becomes copypasta

/thread
-Successfully declare the end of at least 5 threads

Player
-Successfully lose the game

Gay Pride
-Call someone a faggot for no real reason

btw, ITT: Faggots.

*Achievment Unlocked*

Backraid
-/b/ is even less than your personal army.

Original Content!? On my /b/!?!?!
- Post some original content.

Candleja-
-perform a meme incorrectly

And Nothing of Value Was Lost
- Bring down Scientology

Marytr
-Get V@

Not in my /b/
-post original content

Common Good
-Scare away newfags

Life Destroyer
-drop at least 100 dox

Anon Delivers
-fulfill 10 /r/equests

Consolefags do not belong on the internet.

Furry Pride
-Post furry porn just to piss off other people

An Hero
-Successfully tell /b/ you are going to shoot you and/or others. Then get on the news. Also being named Ann Hiro works as well.

I don't think you even hav ean achievement
-Enjoy your plain old unlockables

Please respond
-Respond

Easy lulz
-Raid the Soulja Boy chat

AN HERO
-kill yourself.

Impossibility
-Lose your virginity

Slowpoke

Successfully create a thread that was funny a month ago.

You'll Shit Bricks
- Solve 10 mindfucks without help

>>52774210
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>>52774210

this

Grinning Man
-Successfully convince others to rename the "Smiley Guy" meme as "Grin Man"

Repost of a repost of a...
-Repost content

God Dammit, /b/
- Realize that you just lost the game.

>>52776198

You're on your way to >>52774910

For the Greater Good
-Use your knowledge of Scientology to attempt to win the trust and heart of a female Scientologist in an attempt to post her nudes and personal information on the chans.


:)

Feb 10, bitches.

I think this is shooped...
-Create a shoop good enough to fool a user

EFG
-Fail epically

NO U
-Start a flame war

Start at the bottom...
- Take part in the forming of a Habbo Hotel swastika

Lulbat
- Successfully created a new meme

Chin-chan
- Successfully became a new meme

>>52776438
i came at the mere thought of this...this must be accomplished

Wait, what?
-Successfully hijack a thread and change the topic

DOGMOBILE
-Successfully made dogmobile a meme

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
-Archive a thread

Internet Hate Machine
-Ruin somebody's life using of the internet

Internet Vigilante Group
-Help to catch a pedophile using the internet

OH SHI-
-Divide by zero

Retard
-Post your social security # on 4chan

Nazi
-Invoke Godwin's law

Mein Führer
-50 Hitler post

FUCK SHIT NIGGER BITCH CUNT
-Use at least 5 swear words or degrogatory words in a single sentence

>Newfag Training 1
-Learn to post in green text

2 ƃuıuıɐɹʇ ƃɐɟʍǝu
-Learn to post inverted text

Dice in the mirror
-Successfully perform the Bel-Air meme

Meme Maker
-Create a successful meme without making it forced.

OP here, just thought of another one...

Anonymous Message Board
-Pose as the OP in a thread

FACEPALM.JPG
make 10 epic fail posts in an hour

POOL'S CLOSED
get b& from habbo hotel

MODS = FAGS
___get

OH LAWD
post a kfc bucket and the picture of the nigger looking up right after it

YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH
post a story about a man and a woman having consentual sex in the missionary position on their wedding night after waiting a year to get married for the sole purpose of having a baby.

>>52778484
OP Here:

Pose as OP
-Be Anon posing as OP posing as Anon which in turn-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Not this shit again
-Post 50 facepalms

A barrel roll?
-Prank call Tom Green

AN HERO
-become an hero

http://youtube.com/watch?v=40KPIQtckU0
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>>52779502

Dial Soap
-Spam a thread

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
- Observe a shiny pidgey

Get a life
-Successfully stay off of /b/ for an entire week.

>>52779451

Unsuccessful
-Post something that's already been posted at least twice in the same thread

Newfag
-Consecutively say something nobody would or does care about. 0G

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
-Say the word nigger at least 25 times in a row

4chan Gold
-Register for a 4chan Gold account

FUKKEN SAVED
-Save 500 images

LOL I ADDED TEXT
-Make 10 original motivators

Going for the record
-Fap 5 times in a day

PENIS VAGINA BUTTSEX
-Bypass the wordfiler

>>52780273

MUST NOT FAP
-Go a whole day without fapping

seven proxies-
browse behind seven proxies without anyone tracing your IP address for 6 months.

REPLIES F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
- Fully refresh the page 120 times in one minute.

And nothing of value was lost
-Leave 4chan

No exceptions
-find/make porn of rosie o'donnell

>>52775548
Additionally
Gay Pride
-get called a faggot for no real reason

Rule 35
-Create a porn of something

Chosen One
get at least 32 kills

Bluffing
-Pretend to have been on 4chan for longer than you actually have

Autopsy
-get a boner from guro

Pools Closed
- Spent more than 4 hours blocking the pool in habbo.

>>52774210
Well, I actually agree, as much of an achievement-whore as I am. I think Achievements should be able to be converted into Live Points at a rate of something like 1000 gamerscore to 100 points, so that the insane achievement whores with 50,000 gamerscore couldn't get too much free DLC. The system would need some cutoff point, too, so that you can't spend 500000000000000000 points in ten minutes

Also:
Candlejack (110 G)
Actually know when to cut off your sen

COME GET SOME!
-Achieve a "GET"

Luker
-Lurk for 2 weeks without posting

Fail
-Insult someone and fail doing so.

Checkmate
-Cause 10,000 to loose the game.

>Green
>-Green a text (Done)

YIFF IN HELL
-flame furfags at least 50 times in a single day

>>52775823
PROTIP: Valve's PC version of Orange Box has achievements, too faggot
*Achievement Unlocked*

Someone needs to compile this into a checklist.

Do we confine it to 1000points?

>>52776198
You just unlocked the
Candleja-
achievement.
Congratulations! You misnamed Cockmongler.

cancerous thread is cancerous

Niggertits
- steal a newfags bike

>>52782167

Loose ≠ Lose

Also...

Grammar Nazi
-Correct another user's grammar or spelling

>>52779741
*Achievement Unlocked*
>>52779797
*Achievement Unlocked*
>>52780194
*Achievement Unlocked*
>>52781537
*Achievement Unlocked*

>>52782418

Archive or screencap it, then we can assign the points later

raptorjesus saves
-successfully convert a christfag to being an atheistfag

4chan the game achievements...

Successfully posted 100 CP pics!

Post a pic of intense gore.

4channed for more than 2 days straight.

Perticipated in more than 10 keyboard on head raids.

Said nigger more than 10,000 times.

If someone asked if they should kill themself you said, "Tits or GTFO."

>>52782630

Wow. You're a faggot.

the harpoons
-man them

Ass kisser
-Successfully get a ban repealed

>>52782538
*Achievement Unlocked*

>>52782709

Archived directly with my super awesome 4chanarchive gold account. Still, it has to get voted high enough. But it will be in the unreviewed threads section, so I'll have extra time to save all of suggestions and compile a list.

FUCK THE AUTHORITIES
-Call Moot a faggot

Goatse
-Stretch open your asshole

>>52784865
Master of Disguise
-Impersonate Moot in an OP post during the Age of Tripfags and not get banned

Also, unlocked.

Caturday
-Post a cat

>>52781959
I just hate when they are stupidly obsessive. Play this game and this game only for like the next year to unlock this god damn achievement, type of thing.

OH SHI-
Divide by zero without creating a time paradox.

Epic Fail
Fail at failing.

WHEN I WAS
Force a meme and do it with 100+ replies.

THE ULTIMATE SACRAFICE
Uninstall WoW from your computer.

Falling into a trap
fap to traps.

in b4 achievement
say in b4 somthing specific and get in the post before.

Dynamic Duo
Post a hivemind

"Quote" SUM NEW FAGS!
->>52784998

Is this Battletoads?
-Call a Gamestop and ask to preorder Battletoads

e4 c5
c3#
Smith Mora Checkmate

-Get rating over 2000 in chess.

>>52785684

LOL WUT
-Post something incomprehensible

>>52775823
Microsoft is pushing this shit to the PC too... *barf*

HIVEMIND
-Successfully post a similar reply to the one immediately above yours.

>>52782167
b4 i ever started posting on 4chan i lurked for 4 weeks i think
>>52781537
after all that lurking a pretended to have been here for a year
>>52784444
working on it

"Moot Says"
-Post in a sticky
"Oldfag"
-Spend one year on 4chan
"Never Gonna Give You Up"
-Sucessfully rickroll 50 people.
"My Life For Aiur"
-Construct additional pylons
"Paying The Bills"
-Click on a J-List ad
"Weeaboo"
-Click a J-List ad 100 times.
"Pool's Closed"
-Participate in a successful Habbo Raid
"Afroduck"
-Participate in 25 successful Habbo Raids
"July 2006"
-Participate in 50 sucessful Haboo Raids
"Swastiget"
-Hold a swastika for 2 minutes in a Habbo Raid
"Mein Fuhrer"
-Hold 25 sucessful swastikas in Habbo Raid
"Common Enemy"
-Revert angry raid victims to Ebaums World

i thought them to be "fucking pointless" but they work as something stupid to do and get recognition

>>52786965
My thoughts exactly.

>>52786956
i hate using a mouse pad it keeps on slipping a clicking that damn add

Internets Superstar
-Download over 25 gigs of porn

Delicious Copypasta
-Post 25 Copypastas

My gamer score it over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Promotion
-successfully post 25 pornographic images on a worksafe board
Promoted
-save 25 pornographic images from a worksafe board

working on both

>>52787538

Mine to.

Its 11,000.

Fail
(refer to picture)

>>52782494

FUCKTARD
-Post "cancer" or "newfags" in a thread that is actually good to prove to yourself that you're not a failure

Nobody Cares
-Get into a religious argument on /b/

/b/tard
-stay on /b/ for 24 hours straight

Bump for Great Justice
-Bump 25 threads

An hero
Killed yourself

This is so hard...
You lost the game bitches

Enjoy Your Aids
-Download a computer virus from 4chan