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Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:38:58 No.18362222

SO /b/, the worst thing just happened to me. I just woke up, and i had to shit horribly. i knew it was diarreah, so i kinda rushed in, but i was really tired, so it wasn't really that fast. when i go tin there, out of habit, i turned around, like i was about to pull down my pants to shit, and i undid my zipper. This is where it went wrong. I, instead of finishing the pants pulling, unzipped my zipper and pulled out my dick, out of habit of pissing. So now, I'm standing, with my back facing the toilet, and my dick hanging out, and i just go to shit and BLAM! shit water is all over the inside of my pants. what the fuck /b/.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:41:51 No.18362327 Shit water?

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:42:16 No.18362339 2222 get....

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:42:32 No.18362349 File :1167817352407.jpg-(25 KB, 371x307, awwww.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:42:35 No.18362351 is that ivan ooze?

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:44:08 No.18362410 >>18362349 I didn't mean to. my shitty pants are in a corner balled up, and they smell horrid.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:44:10 No.18362412 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:45:11 No.18362445 FUCKING LOL FUCKING LOL SO FUCKING HARD

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:46:43 No.18362512 mid shit, i tried to stop, but it was water, so it sprayed. i tell you, cause im too embaressed to tell anyone else.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:47:10 No.18362526 pics or it didn't happen

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:47:39 No.18362550 >>18362526 fuck, hold on..

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:48:21 No.18362577 >>18362445 ME TOO FUCKWIN

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:48:53 No.18362599 >>18362550 no. NO. DO NOT WANT!

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:48:55 No.18362600 >>18362412 >>18362445 I agree on these points. I started to lawl at "but i was really tired", as I just KNEW something pretty funny was to follow, considering the Ivan Ooze pic. I actually laughed to tears. Thank you for that, Anon.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:49:20 No.18362619 >>18362550 need batteries hold on.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:50:48 No.18362687 >>18362619 shit, i can't find them. i guess i need to go downstairs. it'll be about 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:55:21 No.18362845 File :1167818121384.jpg-(637 KB, 2304x1728, PICT0399.jpg) >>18362222 i took three pics.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:56:00 No.18362876 File :1167818160882.jpg-(540 KB, 2304x1728, PICT0400.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:56:54 No.18362909 File :1167818214146.jpg-(540 KB, 2304x1728, PICT0401.jpg) they were all balled up and shit, that only spread it all over.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:57:27 No.18362932 ORGIGINAL CONTENT FTFW!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:57:27 No.18362933 >>18362909 >>18362876 >>18362845 ............ We said do not want.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)04:59:08 No.18363004 it smells fucking nasty. im thinking of burning them.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:00:30 No.18363052 bump for epic hilarity

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:02:01 No.18363117 >>18363052 you may think it's funny, brb, i'm gonna get rid of these smelly ass pants.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:02:42 No.18363144 >>18363004 Burn it, but make sure the horrid fumes pillow over into a neighbours yard. If you excuse me, I need to make with the barf now.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:03:29 No.18363167 Holy shit. Thread is win

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:04:20 No.18363201 >>18363144 dude, that's a good idea. I'm gonna burn them in my back yard on a stick or something.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:05:24 No.18363243 >>18362591 Now THATS what I'm talking about. EPIC WIN.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:07:27 No.18363333 >>18363144 I'll join you in barfing.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:08:51 No.18363389 3333 get and 2222 get in same thread.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:09:13 No.18363409 >>18363389 woopty fuckin doo.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:09:47 No.18363430 File :1167818987179.jpg-(81 KB, 699x465, 1157343445426.jpg) >>18363243 you motherfucks always get me with this lolo btw, FUCKEN SIGNED, first original content /b/ has had for like 4 months and its epic in funny

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:10:50 No.18363461 >>18363389 look at everybody line up to give a fuck

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:12:10 No.18363534 >>18363409 >>18363461 Same person.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:15:13 No.18363665 WHAT SHOULD OP DO WITH HIS PANTS? [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [ ]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:15:33 No.18363683 [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [X]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:16:02 No.18363697 [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [X]First unlocked car [ ]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:16:24 No.18363712 [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [X]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:16:33 No.18363722 why the fuck were you asleep with pants on

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:16:50 No.18363733 [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [X]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:17:20 No.18363751 File :1167819440468.jpg-(31 KB, 800x600, 1167631723471.jpg) [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [X]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:17:59 No.18363785 Dude, come on. No one needed a visual.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:18:53 No.18363837 [XXXX]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [ ]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:20:15 No.18363891 He slept with his pants to prevent midnight rape-midgets from plundering his precious orifices.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:20:46 No.18363911 >>18363722 i was napping, it's night time.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:20:48 No.18363913 [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [X]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:21:49 No.18363948 [ ]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [X]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:23:02 No.18363990 Ahh, 4chan.org. You never cease to amaze me.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:23:29 No.18364000 my car has no transmission. i can't go to the blockbuster. i can throw them in my bitch neighbor's yard though.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:25:17 No.18364074 [X]Neighbor's yard [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [ ]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:27:52 No.18364192 File :1167820072637.jpg-(12 KB, 250x250, 1167449406133.jpg) WHAT IS UP WITH SHITTING YOUR PANTS?!?!?

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:30:21 No.18364317 This thread will be the new copypasta. It even comes complete with preper pics!

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:31:18 No.18364357 >>18362876 What in god's name did you fucking eat to get a consistency of maple syrup, algae, and pond water?

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:31:30 No.18364362 proper*

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:32:25 No.18364407 >>18364317 really? shit, my idiotic habits ended up as possible copypasta? damn. and i thought i was good for nothin.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:32:31 No.18364412 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:32:31 No.18364413 ITT we fail on an epic level. Oh shi-

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:33:37 No.18364465 horrifyingly epic

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:33:49 No.18364472 /r/ THANK YOU INTERNET macro

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:34:13 No.18364490 oh shi- i shat in my pants and got it on the carpet.

>>	Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774 File1312527603.jpg-(17 KB, 300x300, thisisanad.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:35:02 No.18364521 >>18363665 fukken' lol'd. thank you /b/

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:38:01 No.18364644 I'M GOING TO THROW MY PANTS INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD THROUGH MY WINDOW FOR GREAT JUSTICE.ONE SEC.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:39:57 No.18364732 >>18364000 In that case, the first unlocked car you find.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:44:27 No.18364911 >>18364644 :/

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:47:15 No.18365012 Ivan Ooze!

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:47:35 No.18365023 Step 1: light pants on fire Step 2: throw pants into neighbor's yard Step 3: ???? Step 4: PROFIT

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:47:51 No.18365036 >>18364453 lulz

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:52:42 No.18365216 bump for justice

Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:56:05 No.18365357
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hey /b/. i threw my pants into mrs. judy's yard, from my roof and took the best pic i could. i had to get within 6 to 8 feet, because the flash on my camera doesn't exceed that at night. so, im on my roof, outside my window, when i took this. i wonder what she'll think. ha, shitty pants.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:58:02 No.18365444 >>18365357 you should've set 'em on fire ya faggot

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)05:59:54 No.18365506 I did it b4 you told me you faggot.

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:02:15 No.18365599 >>18365506 WELL PRACTICE PRESCIENCE YOU FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:02:40 No.18365619 >>18365599 FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:11:08 No.18365977 LAWLS

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:13:44 No.18366080 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:15:36 No.18366150 sticky

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:16:46 No.18366198 o rly

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:17:49 No.18366239 still waiting for THANK YOU INTERNET >:3

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:19:46 No.18366305 File :1167823186033.jpg-(22 KB, 460x334, 1163713123851.jpg) HOP TEH FENCE AND LICK TEH PANTS

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:20:51 No.18366336 ivan ooze condones pants shitting

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:21:23 No.18366358 that's what you get for being stupid enough to think you could shit from you dick

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:21:54 No.18366379 File :1167823314989.jpg-(135 KB, 467x295, 1163457935086.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:23:03 No.18366425 File :1167823383933.gif-(1.45 MB, 320x240, dfd6f2ab298f36a4887ed6e0563d23) >>18366336

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:23:05 No.18366427 >>18366125 What the fuck1?!!

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:27:11 No.18366576 >>18365357 hope you didnt forgot your wallet in the pocket :D

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:30:57 No.18366716 >>18366576 If I did its getting rained on

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:31:48 No.18366750 >>18362845 >>18362876 >>18362909 LOL

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:32:59 No.18366793 archive, not archive, archive, not archive...? what the heck, original content on my /b/???fukken archived!!! http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=18362222

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:37:21 No.18366951 [X]Neighbor's bed [ ]Burn them [ ]First unlocked car [ ]Movie Return Box

>>	Anonymous 01/03/07(Wed)06:46:35 No.18367256 >>18366793 holy shit I'm honored.

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