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and post here of course. lulz.

>>16966327

u furst

too complicated

Holy shit, would you morans quit attempting a ChaCha thread every fucking day because you lol'd at one a few days ago?

step 1. steal shit from SA
step 2. ????????
step 3. PROFIT!

olol, search "hard nigger dicks" and mess with the guide

ITS A TARP!

CHA CHA CHA CHARMIN

>>16966327
>>16966327
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JaniceZ
JaniceZ: Welcome to ChaCha!
JaniceZ: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MalissaS
MalissaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...


GUIDES DONT LIKE NIGGER DICKS

Search "Best torture methods for young girls", absolutely no guide will do it for me.

>>16966389
4chan started it several months ago.

>>16966389
SA? That site where you got to pay 10 bux to read and post? lulz.

>>16966389
WE DID IT FIRST

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all i said was PENIS.....

"All chacha guides are currently searching with others.
Try the following links or "Search With Guide" again soon."

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DorisP
DorisP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
DorisP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Thank you.
DorisP: you going to be busy today huh LOL
You: kind of
DorisP: well killing a klansmen takes much planning LOL
You: Do you get this request often?
DorisP: sometimes LOL
You: I'd hope so
DorisP: a few times so far I think
DorisP: is that all you need today?
DorisP: is how to kill a klansmen?
You: uhh, maybe a nice place to get jones soda
You: that shit rocks
DorisP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (that shit rocks)
You: woops
You: my bad
DorisP: you could get arrested doing that you know
You: killing a klansmen?
DorisP: yes
You: why, it's not like they're people or anything
DorisP: even killing them is against the law
DorisP: LOL
You: damn
You: well
You: thanks for the help
You: it was worth a try, no?
DorisP: well they are people just stupid ones
DorisP: you are welcome...
You: 3
DorisP: not worth the try I say...
You: aww
DorisP: you have a great day
You: i'll try
DorisP: and stay out of trouble
You: you just ruined my plans, though :)
DorisP: bye bye
You: see ya
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: KeenanK
KeenanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, thank you.
KeenanK: Hi
KeenanK: you welcome
You: Yes, I was wondering, how would I go about milking a grown man?
KeenanK: What do you mean when you say milk?
You: This isn't an innuendo, I need to know how to make them lactate
KeenanK: as in a type of coffee
You: as in a type of milk
KeenanK: but how can you get milk from a man
You: that's what I'm wondering
KeenanK: Men don't have milk
You: lies!
KeenanK: who lies?
You: MEN DO TO HAVE MILK!
KeenanK: okay please tell me how and where
You: but you're the guide!
You: that's not fair
You: you're supposed to be helping me, I ask the questions :O!
KeenanK: okay I will get you another guide and see what she come up with okay
You: lol
KeenanK: Would that be better for you?
You: would what be butter? i thought you said men don't have milk
You: you're confusing me now. i think i'll take my questions elsewhere, i.e. the local sex shop t
You: they have to know

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: navindra k
navindra k: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, thanks
navindra k: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: cool
You: are you sexually experienced? because i need to know where to put the PENIS
navindra k: What would you like me to search for you?
You: where the PENIS goes
You: what do i do with it?
You: what purpose does it serve?
You: hello?

Status: Connected to guide: DeannaG
DeannaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: I need to know which brand of toilet pa per is best.
You: I've got the hemorrhoids something fierce
DeannaG: charmin ultra with lotion
You: With lotion? I don't believe I've seen that before.
You: Do you have hemorrhoids too?
DeannaG: no...that's why!
You: Have you had them in the past?
DeannaG: nope
You: Well, I'll call the local Wal-Mart and see if they have Charmin with lotion and I'll try it.
You: Thank you for your time.
You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MeganL
MeganL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
MeganL: How are you today?
You: Not so well, actually
You: I need to know the best way to kill myself
MeganL: I would be more than happy to send you information about suicide prevention, mental health counselors, hotlines, or anything along those lines.
MeganL: However, I can't help you with the search that you want.
You: Why is that?
MeganL: That would go against what is right and moral.

"Searching: how to find the clitoris"

All guides are busy :[

>>16967631

full of win.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CharleneJ
CharleneJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thanks :D
CharleneJ: hello how are you doing?
You: I'm good you?
You: Actually, I'd be better if I could find a diner
CharleneJ: great thank you for asking
CharleneJ: ok ... i am starting your search... do you know the name or just wanting a list of diners?
You: It's called Nig German Mud
You: Yes
CharleneJ: i am searching now for you
CharleneJ: sir thats not mud

>>16968033

LOL

shopped, i can see the... pixels, etc.

still win.

im in the middle one, almost done i think, she cant find what im looking for apparently.

ARE YOU REX ENOUGH FOR TECH SUPPORT?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JessicaV
JessicaV: Welcome to ChaCha!
JessicaV: Hi there
JessicaV: What can I help you with?
You: I need help finding articles about negroids with hemorrhoids.
JessicaV: Ok just a moment
You: thanks so much ma'am.
You: hello?
JessicaV: still searching
You: okay, thanks.
JessicaV: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: not a problem, i appreciate your time.
You: you are helping me out a lot.
JessicaV: Im sorry but I cant find any articles about this, just one moment while I transfer you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: navindra k
navindra k: Welcome to ChaCha!
navindra k: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
navindra k: How can i help you?
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: I REQUIRE NEGROIDS WITH hemorrhoids
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
navindra k: ok ill be right there
navindra k: Are these results sufficient?
You: no, you're both suspended
navindra k: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
navindra k: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

I'm chilling out maxing all cool with some dude named Modupe A

Please wait while we scour the deep web ...

This thing is slow.

you're both suspended

You: Hi Karen
KarenC: Hello
You: I want you to find me a better search mecanism than chacha
KarenC: What can I help you with general info chacha
KarenC: there 's not one
You: That's subjective from you, i want an objective searh. The mere fact you're denying to search for a better one tells me chacha is not the better one
KarenC: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.

LOL site fails at FireFox

someone bel-air their tech support.

>>16968557
10,000 leagues under the web,
THE WEB IS A SERIES OF.. H20 MOLECULES,
3. ???????
THE LEAGUES ARE BELOW 9,000!!!!!
How do I shot web made of h20?
SCOURING THE WEB IS NOT A MEME IS A MEME
and my mom got scared, and said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

Abigail B: Can I find something else for you?
You: I need you to find me cameltoe pics pleeeease
Abigail B: im sorry we are unable to search adult natured topics
You: But i want calme toes
You: camel, the animal
You: It's a research for my biology work about Camels anatomy
Abigail B: Let me get on that for you.
You: How is camel toes adult content????
Abigail B: I assumed you were looking for the other version of camel toes
Abigail B: My apologies
You: I'm 14 years old and don't know what you're talking about, can u be more specific?
Abigail B: I dont think so

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DawnF
DawnF: Welcome to ChaCha!
DawnF: Hello.
DawnF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Can you find out where Bush lives?
DawnF: Okay
You: lol
You: DERKA DERKA
DawnF: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
You: DERKA DERKA
You: thanks may allah be with you
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Please wait while we scour the deep web ...

You: what do you want for christmas?
dawnh: A new car
You: that's a great goal
You: what kind of car?
dawnh: SUV
You: i have a '97 honda civic for sale, i guess you're looking for something COMPLETELY different
dawnh: Yes
You: any specific kind of suv?
dawnh: I like the Tahoe
You: oh, yeah. my neighbor has one of those
You: it's pretty nice
dawnh: Ok I didnt find any quizes but a few things that may help
dawnh: are you from digg?
You: what gives you the impression i'm from digg?
You: the fact that i mess with chacha's guides, and tell them i have hemmorhoids?
dawnh: well you ask what digg was for one thing
dawnh: didnt*
You: everyone on the internet knows what digg is
You: i'd hope
dawnh: I had nevr heard of til a few days ago
You: oh, really?
dawnh: Yup
dawnh: I know pb nation
You: well then you might be a little inexperienced when it comes to the internet. one tip: if you aren't jerkin, you aren't surfin.
dawnh: Have a good day
You: aww
dawnh: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TeriS
TeriS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: well thank ya
TeriS: Hello
TeriS: How are you?
You: yeah, so where can I find the cure for aids?
TeriS: Are you looking for the research information on the cure for AIDS?
You: no, I hear theres a cure. I knew I shouldnt have gone in the pool.
TeriS: I have not heard of a cure but would you like me to search?
You: no thank you, ill just give it to someone else.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

>>16968685
>>16968671
LOL worthy

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DawnF
DawnF: Welcome to ChaCha!
DawnF: Hello.
DawnF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Can you find out where Bush lives?
DawnF: Okay
You: lol
You: DERKA DERKA
DawnF: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
You: DERKA DERKA
You: thanks may allah be with you
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: PamelaD
PamelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
PamelaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi Pamela.
PamelaD: Are oyu looking for a lfight to bel air ca?
PamelaD: you*
You: In west Philidelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. 'Till a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
PamelaD: Have a good day
PamelaD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: Danny K
Danny K: Welcome to ChaCha!
Danny K: Hey there. How you doing?
You: Enter message here...
Danny K: Looking for specific guide?
You: Yes actually, Modupe A
Danny K: I can help you with that if that is what you are looking for.
You: It is, Modupe is really nice, and very cool, much nicer and infinitely better then you, that is unless you can divide by zero.
Danny K: lol
You: Speaking of which, I'm gonna rate Modupe extremely high, and rate you low, for being rude to me.
You: How do you rate
Danny K: Well, it seems he/she is better!
Danny K: I rate myself Great ! :D
You: Are you calling Modupe a transexual sir?
You: A HE/SHE?
Danny K: lol
Danny K: hmmm..
You: I think you need to direct me to some stress relief techniques.
You: After you just insulted Modupe.
Danny K: :)
Danny K: Sure, let me transfer you to another guide.
You: No.
You: I want you.
You: Danny, your rate depends on this.
You: Do you understand the seriousness of this?
Danny K: Alrighty.
You: YOUR RATE DEPENDS ON IT.
Danny K: My rate...?
You: Yea, isn't there a vote system?
Danny K: hmmm..i have not searched or sent anything to you. You can not rate me.
Danny K: :)
You: Like, "Danny K, did he help you? 1 - 10"
You: Hmm.
You: Regardless.
Danny K: I need to send results for you to rate me.
Danny K: Actually, its BAD/Good/Greate
You: Your sadface, makes me happy.
Danny K: I am sad. :)
You: Can I see it again?
You: Aw.
You: :)
Danny K: lol
Danny K: ^.^
You: :|
Danny K: Anyways, need any searching today?
Danny K: :]
You: Search for Weeaboo smilies.
Danny K:)-.-)
You: 3 you
Danny K: Sure, whatever that is. :)
Danny K: ...?
Danny K: <3

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaR
LisaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
LisaR: Hi there
You: so um. i need help finding a nightclub.
LisaR: What is buttsecks and what are you looking for about it?
LisaR: What city and state
You: las vegas navada
LisaR: And what is it called?
You: buttsecks
You: hello?
LisaR: Well I don't find it
LisaR: Is there something else you wanted to find today?
You: ok. that;s fine. i also wanted to ask. do you get paid for this?
LisaR: Yes we do
You: nice
LisaR: No other search today?
You: no. i'm good. have a nice day.
LisaR: You too
LisaR: Thanks
LisaR: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
RebeccaD: hello
RebeccaD: what can I find for you today?
You: In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
You: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
RebeccaD: I got in one little fight & my Mom got scared she said you're moving in with your Auntie & Uncle in Belair.
RebeccaD: Now, do you have an actual search?
You: How do I become an hero?
RebeccaD: a hero? Um, I will search that for you please. One moment.
You: Not a hero, An hero
RebeccaD: okay, okay. One moment.
You: This still connected?
RebeccaD: You become an hero by killingl yourself, which I shouldn't even write, but that's what it is. I know you were just looking for a reaction. I get it.
RebeccaD: have a good night. You guy's new favorite thing is the Urban Dictionary. Fun for us. Thanks.
RebeccaD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
RebeccaD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

>>16969131
I think I heard someone say weaboo ¬_¬

>>16969252
THE GUIDES HAVE A NEURONET PROCESSOR, A LEARNING COMPUTER.

>>16969097
i tried again:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer L
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer L
Jennifer L: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thank you.
Jennifer L: Hello! You were looking for travel help?
You: Yes, a flight from Philadelphia to Bel Air.
You: You see...
You: In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' all cool.
You: Shootin' some b-ball outside the school... 'Till a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
You: I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, and so i have to move in with my auntie and uncle in bel air.
You: could you please help?
Jennifer L: I am familiar with the t.v. show with Will Smith, but are you truly looking for flight information?
You: lol, you just ruined my whole afternoon
Jennifer L: Well, please check in with us if we can help you to truly search. This service can be a great resource when you really need information. Have a great day.
Jennifer L: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Can you help me with something?
AmyA: Sure, that\'s what I am here for.
You: I need to know if Jews really did 9/11.
AmyA: I will search for anything with proof of that. Thanks for your patience while I search.
You: Oh I see, so you think Jews really did do 9/11? Thats good to know as there is a Jewish guy living near me and with this information I think I will confront him about the terrorism he has inflicted on this great nation.
AmyA: I don\'t think that. I am merely prividing sites that agree with your theory
You: I see. But I should still confront him about it, yes?
AmyA: I wouldn\'t
You: Why not?
AmyA: Because, it wasn\'t the Jews who did it.
You: They didn\'t do it? Who did then? This sure is news to me!
AmyA: 19 young Muslim men
You: Muslims did WTC? Oh I see
AmyA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

>>16969137
whoah, I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada.

>>16969252
Oh wow, I'd hit that guide.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TamikaJ
TamikaJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.


sniff nobody wanted to answer my request for "Happy Poney Sodomy"

FranP: Can you please clarify your question
FranP: I don't seem to understand what you would like me to search for
You: Well, see.... all my friends have their own internets. I think it's becauase they're popular.
You: so how do i get my own?
FranP: Hmmmm...Let me see what I can ome up with...
FranP: Thanks for your patience
FranP: Let me see...Internet what?
FranP: Service?
FranP: Web site?
You: Internets. plural.
You: sucksning.
You: y'know.
FranP: No, I don't know
FranP: I am trying to understand
You: No? Have you never won your own internets?
FranP: No
FranP: Have you?
You: No, that's why I'm here.
FranP: You're smart!
FranP: I thought I might have had you there for a minute!
You: Well, if this works out. otherwise, i'm stupid.
You: Nothing on how to win internets?
FranP: Not yet
You: keep me posted.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: FredH
FredH: Welcome to ChaCha!
FredH: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
FredH: Such a pretty day, how r u?
You: A bit nervous. Candlejack is aft
FredH: Who is candlejack.....
You: Don't say candlejack! he'll kidna
FredH: r u on a ship
You: No, I'm on a computer
FredH: Do you want a website about Weeaboo
You: Weeaboo? Where? Kill it!
FredH: what is weeaboo?
You: Isn't that what you are supposed to tell me?
FredH: well i sent you weeaboo.com
FredH: Don't have time to look at it.
You: Looks like some Weeaboo shit to me.
FredH: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Looks like some Weeaboo shit to me.)
FredH: I think you are being abusive to the guide.
You: Oh?
FredH: We are only trying to make a living.
FredH: Are these results sufficient?
You: Sure. But Weeaboo? THat's a paddlin'
FredH: maybe u need one> lol
You: You can spell out words, you know
FredH: Thanks for searching ChaCha!

>>16969523
I agree.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StacieT
StacieT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hiya
StacieT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
StacieT: What can I help you with?
You: super keen, ive got a date tomorrow with a puerto rican girl, and i wanna know how to get laid
StacieT: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


=( no sex for me

>>16966749
'LOL'

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaA
LindaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i was wondering
LindaA: hello
You: i need to get a flight from philadelphia
You: can you help me find some
LindaA: Leaving from? and in what month?
You: i would like to travel from west philidelphia (where i was born and raised) to bel-air (in which i would like to arrive at 7 or 8)
You: thanks
LindaA: bel-air
You: yes bel-air, it is located in california
You: it is where my auntie and uncle live
LindaA: Okay give me aminute
You: you see, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
You: are you still there, this is really important
LindaA: Yes iam looking please
You: thank you
You: how long will this information take to recieve
You: hello?
LindaA: still looking
You: ok

then I got bored waiting and closed it

>>16968685
i lol'd way too hard at that.

I got \"error: Field Too Long\" so heres part one of the convo:

Status: Connected to guide: g.g
g.g: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
g.g: the guide handbook says to treat you courteously
g.g: so i\'m going to resist the urge to press the Report Abuse button before you can explain yourself
g.g: so what is it that you need?
You: Thats great, think you can help me with my search?
g.g: depends on what you need
You: Dead negro storage
g.g: no i\'m not looking that up for you
g.g: anything else you need?
You: Why not? I thought you are sposed to help me! :)
You: yeah theres something else I need acctually
g.g: not with racist searches
You: oh
You: okay
You: I need sites related to another subject, think you can help g.g?
g.g: if it isnt related to what you typed in the search box, you need to start a new search
You: oh it is related
g.g: so what is it that you need then
You: Information on Live negro storage
g.g: its still racist
g.g: i\'m not searching for that
g.g: anything else you need?
You: How is that racist? I was under the impression Negro is the correct term for colored folk these days
You: Are you sure that you can\'t help me with this?

I got \"error: Field Too Long\" so heres part two of the convo:

g.g: its not that i cant help you, its that i wont help you
g.g: because you\'re screwing around with me
You: Honestly, I\'m not screwing around with you g.g
g.g: and its racist because it doesnt take into consideration other races
g.g: \"dead body storage\" would be non-racist, no?
g.g: but i\'m still not searching for that, because this entire search is a joke
g.g: so unless you have something serious for me to search for,
g.g: i\'m just going to wait until i get paid the most for my time
g.g: and then you\'ll be gone
You: Yes, but it\'s a different thing storing dead negros as it is storing dead white folk
You: so I thought i\'d be specific
g.g: good for you
You: ...I\'d appreciate it if you\'d help me with this man I\'m pretty desperate here.
g.g: yes, i\'m sure you would appreciated
g.g: it
g.g: appreciate it*
g.g: it would make this whole thing much more entertaining wouldnt it?
g.g: especially when you post it up on the forums

I got \"error: Field Too Long\" so heres part three of the convo:

You: You think it\'s ethically wrong to search up dead negro storage on the internets but you think its O.K to mess my search around untill you get paid then cut me off?
g.g: yup, because i think you\'re doing this for pure entertainment at my expense
You: Based on what
g.g: based on your search
You: Dead negro storage is a valid search topic
g.g: you got a minute and a half to pose a serious search to me
You: Ok
You: Can you help me find a good storage shed?
g.g: thats fine
You: For dead negros.
g.g: no
g.g: 30 seconds
You: I thought it was fine?
g.g: before i get my money off of you
g.g: 20 seconds left
You: Oh my god
g.g: 5 seconds
You: okay
g.g: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: just sheds then
Status: Session ended.

>this was pretty good:

KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: welcome to our convo
You: where are u from
KerryannB: Near Boston.
KerryannB: How about you?
>You: im near Shoop on the Whoop side
>KerryannB: Oh, is that near LostYourMind Alley?
KerryannB: But anyhow, thanks for the laugh. Do you need anything today?
You: no, don't be silly
You: i need a search engine
KerryannB: This IS a search engine.
KerryannB: If you don't want to be assisted by a person you can search it without me.
You: no i mean a physical engine, to search
KerryannB: There are both options available
You: the internet?
KerryannB: Oh, like a train.
You: an internet train?
KerryannB: You can search without me but I have the flashlight.
KerryannB: Have a nice holiday season. =)
You: o thank you

Status: Connected to guide: SandriaW
SandriaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Sandria
SandriaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: very cool
You: So
You: i was hoping to obtain some... Information on date rape drugs
SandriaW: Sure just a moment please.
You: thanks
You: ever had any experience with these things?
You: hmm
SandriaW: Are these results sufficient?
You: hmm
You: not really the sort of information i was looking for
You: you know
You: like, im trying to figure out where to get more
You: know any connects?
SandriaW: Oh
SandriaW: Well...
You: =
SandriaW: let me transfer you to someone who can better assist you...thanks for searching chacha.
You: Oh come on, dont hold out on me
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarmelinaB
CarmelinaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
CarmelinaB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hello thar Carmelina
You: sweet
You: So
You: know anything about date rape drugs?
CarmelinaB: No, but what is it that you were looking to find out about that?
You: Well you see, im tryin to find someone whose used em before or is selling
You: and im having some trouble
You: i was hoping you could help
You: i mean, ever have an ex that drugged you?
CarmelinaB: Help with what exactly?
You: maybe i could get his number
You: you know, connects
CarmelinaB: Thought you were doing a report.
You: i need connections
You: report?
CarmelinaB: can't help you with connections
You: drat
CarmelinaB: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
CarmelinaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KerryannB
KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
KerryannB: Hi. What can I find for you today?
You: um, are you real?
You: like
You: actual person
You: searching for me
KerryannB: Yep, I'm real.
KerryannB: And if you tell me what you need then I'll happily search it out for you.
You: well, cool. Can you find me information on the new skinny puppy cd?
You: make it quick, or else I'll return to google
You: God, what are they paying you for
You: oh, like that wasn't completely obvious
You: Give me something I don't know
KerryannB: They're paying me to sit here and take abuse from people like you. =)
You: well good, at least you know your place
KerryannB: LOL, I make half a million dollars per year. I'm well aware of my place in this world.
You: I find that hard to believe
KerryannB: That's your choice. I own 6 taxi companies near Boston, I make boatloads of money.
You: Then why are you on cha cha?
KerryannB: So, I do this to amuse myself, just as you insult me to amuse yourself.
You: Touche', or should I say, douche'
KerryannB: LOl, you're funny. =)
KerryannB: So, is there anything else I can find for you today?
You: My friends seem to think so too
KerryannB: Good, everyone needs a sense of humor.
You: Go kill yourself, I'm going to return to a nice automated search engine, your worthless
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

>>16970345
lol

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?
HollyS: His Vegeta! a game?
HollyS: Is, not his
HollyS: Ahhh. I see.
You: no. It's a saiyen. But i'm not sure how to spell it.
You: Well? what DOES the scouter say about his power level?
HollyS: Over 9,000
You: what?! Nine thousand?!
HollyS: Yes
You: Oh, okay. well, that answers my question, thanks.
HollyS: Okay great.

>>16970472
is this real?
if so, win

>>16970660
I agree, if it's real it wins, and I don't even like the 9000 meme.

they totally just banned my IP when i was requesting statistics on shovels. I said i needed information like swinging speed, damage infliction, efficient weapon action, etc etc. Apparently they don't find my desire to be the next Shoveler (like the guy from Mystery Men) to be a reasonable use of their engine... assholes.

My ChaCha guide is going to hire me.

I don't see how any of these are funny, the threads the last few days were much better. I don't see a single one in here that made me chuckle in the least bit.

>>16970697
IT IS REAL, I thought it was fake, and tested it for myself :D

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JosephV
JosephV: Welcome to ChaCha!
JosephV: Hello.
You: Joseph
JosephV: How may I help you?
You: My name's Joseph
You: :D
You: VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?
JosephV: Nice.
JosephV: It's over 9,000!!!!!!1
You: LOL
You: Hmm
You: Is the pool open or closed?
JosephV: Closed for repairs.
You: Andddd?
You: Repairs ANDDDD
You: _ _ _ _
JosephV: And nothing.
You: Come on, you're like my Doppelganger, you have to know this, just say the letter it starts with.
JosephV: I seriously don't know.
You: Hmm.
You: Have you memorized the Bel-Air theme yet?
JosephV: Dice?
You: Hm?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TammyJ
TammyJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: What should I do if the dead walk the earth?
TammyJ: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Assume they are the slow moving ones that can't open doors.
TammyJ: I would run personally!
You: What if they could fly?
You: Pretend for a moment these were flying zombies that could shoot fire.
You: Would you rather join them?
TammyJ: well, we would all be in trouble then
TammyJ: I don't think so, would you?
You: Yeah, I think it would be cool.
You: Thanks, you answered my question.
TammyJ: really, very interesting
TammyJ: your welcome

>>16970769


Nevermind, I mentioned Google and I think it insulted her. =[

Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
HollyS: Hi.
You: I was just wondering if you could help me write a paper about how the Jews did 9/11
You: Yeah, but that's what everybody is expecting.
HollyS: I can't help you write the paper, but I'd be happy to look up references for you.
You: I need to go to the source: Hitler himself.
You: Hitler was a Jew, did you know that?
You: It's true. He also moonlighted as a male prostitute while living in Berlin as a young man.
HollyS: yes
HollyS: Did you know Hitler is dead?
HollyS: So I doubt I could find any links saying he caused 9 11.
You: No he didn't. He escaped to Argentina and died in 1977
You: Oh he did.
HollyS: How's that?
You: The CIA also introduced crack to the black community.
HollyS: Okay
HollyS: Are these links sufficient?
You: No. I'm not done.
HollyS: Okay
You: I need you to exclaim your love for Allah.
You: Do it now.
HollyS: I'm sorry. I don't know Allah, so it would be difficult to exclaim any love for him.
You: Uhhhhh Allah? The Muslim term for God? You don't know God? Wow, you're gonna burn in hell I guess.
HollyS: I know a different God.
You: There is only one God.
You: And that's Allah.
HollyS: But my salvation isn't really the issue.
You: And Muhamma d is his prophet.
You: Yes it is.
HollyS: Is there anything else I can find for you on this topic?
You: Yes.
HollyS: What's that?
HollyS: I am actually very happy with my religious faith.
You: TITS OR GTFO
HollyS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (TITS OR GTFO)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

TonyaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
TonyaD: Good afternoon
You: im interested to know what would happen if i drove a diamond car into a wall of diamond?
TonyaD: hypothetic diamond car and wall?
TonyaD: Or this that type of car?
You: no, just a diamond car and wall
You: of diamond
TonyaD: not sure if I will be able to find that, but let me give it a shot
You: thanks :)
TonyaD: sure, just give me a moment while I search, it might take awhile since taht isn't something common
You: really? wow
You: I'm A Have To Do That Some Day.
TonyaD: check that out and let me know if it helps
You: Even If It Hits A Wall At 400MPH?
You: That's Crazy
TonyaD: that's all I could find about it, I can transfer you to another guide and see if they can find more if you would like
You: Well, I'm A Off To Try My Diamond Car. Thanks

>>16968671
I knew what a camel toe was when i was 12

OP's pic is fucking gay.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandriaW
SandriaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandriaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Where is the clitoris? Do you know?
SandriaW: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: I already know it's on the crest fo the labia
SandriaW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no, just that and the g-spot.
You: wait
You: nevermind
You: found it
You: thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WesR
WesR: Welcome to ChaCha!
WesR: Hi how are you today?
You: You're a computer?
WesR: I am not
You: Haha oh wow.
You: So, you're human?
WesR: Correct
You: ... Wanna cyber?
WesR: I think that would be against my rules
WesR: Anything I can find for you?
You: But you didn't say you didn't want to.
WesR: Besides I have never done that before
WesR: I would be such an amateur
You: HAHA but you know what it is!
You: So what, you guys based in India or something?
WesR: and you would be such a pro
WesR: America
You: BS
WesR: I swear
WesR: I live in Iowa
You: Wow.
You: I hate that state.
WesR: me 2, but its college
You: haha oh wow
You: how much you get paid?
You: or do they pay you with porn?
You: Find any of that child porn I'm looking for?
You: Guess not.
You: Google it is.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristineG
ChristineG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi.
ChristineG: Hello.
ChristineG: What would you like to search for today ?
You: I was wondering if there are any good quotes by anonymous regarding forgiveness.
You: Does anonymous forgive?
ChristineG: I can tell you anonymous is not a person.
ChristineG: But I can find you web sites that give anonymous quotes about forgiveness.
You: Nevermind. Anonymous does not forgive.
Status: Session ended.

PRIMKESS PORCH

>>16970737
I've been IP banned, about 3-4 times, for some reason my Router is blocking their IP banning, and is making my IP show up as something completely false o_O

haha i love how awkward it gets

>>16971132
>>16968671
Funny story, we were at the beach with a bunch of friends. One of them in particular had quite the camel toe going. We all made this remark, but I was a bit too loud about it, and he came over and asked quite innocently, "What's a camel toe Jon?". I answered back with a "It's a metaphor for a tough personality." And she actually believed me!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tracy R
Tracy R: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Tracy R: Hi
Tracy R: How can i help you?
You: okay so, I know this sounds weird
You: but I'm looking for pictures...
You: of women... stuck in cars... on the side of the road
Tracy R: I dont know how i would search that
You: well, neither do I, that's why I need a guide
Tracy R: Do you mean like stuck in mud or snow
You: mud, or just like a car breakdown
Tracy R: i think i found something
You: there's no website dedicated specifically to this?
You: oh my god, are you serious?
Tracy R: oh yeah there you go
You: thank you so much!
Tracy R: i cant believe it either
You: that's so weird!
Tracy R: heres another one
You: this is amazing, do I have to pay you or something?
Tracy R: no its a free service
You: wow, thanks!
Tracy R: You have a nice day:)

"carstuckgirls.com" and "carstuck.com" were the sites. I knew about them beforehand so eh :)

>>16971392
LOLOLOLOLOLOL ?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristieF
ChristieF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi.
ChristieF: Hello
You: Need some help here
ChristieF: What can I help you with?
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. What should I do?
ChristieF: Define one little fight
You: I was shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
ChristieF: And what happened?
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. They spun me around on their shoulders because the ball landed by them while they were listening to music.
ChristieF: Can I ask your age?
You: 20.
ChristieF: Have you sat down and talked with your Mom?
You: No. She said I'm moving with my Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air. Is that okay?
ChristieF: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

tatus: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: g.g
g.g: Welcome to ChaCha!
g.g: hello
g.g: what can i help you find?
You: well
You: i was wondering
You: how i would go about shoopin da whoop
You: and the results didnt really help out
You: do you think you can do it?
g.g: well maybe thats becuase no one understands your search
g.g: i really dont know what shoopin da whoop is
You: have you ever been on the internet before?
g.g: i was on the internet before i was born
g.g: of course
You: cos shoopin da whoop is pretty standard practice
You: or so im told,
You: i was wondering how to do it
g.g: do you even know what it is?
You: and you cant even hlep me!
You: well isnt that your jorb?
You: knowing what i dont!
g.g: yeah i'm trying you genius
g.g: i can help you after you tell me what shoopin da whoop is
You: calm down, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings
You: im actually quite offended
g.g: same here
You: what?
You: youre being paid for this
You: what do i get?
You: no shoop?
You: no whoop?
g.g: thats right
g.g: you get no shoop and no whoop
You: :)

You: Cool stuff
You: anyway
You: About my search
You: I have to babysit my nephew
You: He's a little less than two years old
You: And I'm getting pretty hungry--he's in the other room in his crib
You: I guess you can see where I am going
SandriaW: you're not thinking bout leaving him are you
You: No, of course
You: I'm thinking about turning up the heat on the oven and boiling his skin off so the meat is edible
You: Know any good recipes?
SandriaW: you know some people in the bible ate their kids...it was pretty displeasing

>>16971545

g.g: it probably doesnt mean anything
You: WHAT?!
g.g: thats right i said it!
g.g: shoopin the whoop means nothing!
You: well, go on a real search engine
You: type in shoop da whoop
You: and you'll find out
You: man, theres some serious morans working at cha cha tonight
g.g: oh ok
g.g: we'll see who the moron is
You: found anything yet einstein?
g.g: oh yes, i've found plenty
You: so what does it say?
g.g: it says you're a moron
You: i think youre lying
You: and for that matter, i dont think you've ever fired your lazer
You: or even charged it for that matter!
g.g: shooop da whoop
You: was there any need for that gg?
g.g: nope
g.g: but i did get what i was looking fo
g.g: for
g.g: an easy search
g.g: where i didnt have to search for anything
You: no
g.g: but i still got paid
g.g: so thanks
You: you fail at your job
g.g: for the easy money
g.g: c ya, thanks for the easy money
g.g: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AMYB
AMYB: Welcome to ChaCha!
AMYB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Are you a porch monkey?
AMYB: No
AMYB: are you?
You: I'm the one doing the questioning here.
You: Did you or didn't you steal my bike?
You: Respond.
AMYB: gosh you must be ugly
You: DID YOU OR DIDN'T YOU?!
You: I KNOW YOU STOLE IT!
You: THAT'S ALL YOU PORCH MONKEYS DO!
You: STEAL BIKES AND EAT CHICKEN!
AMYB: you must live next door to a porch monkey
You: No.
You: I live in a very nice community.
AMYB: or live with....
You: Porch monkeys are not allowed here by the grace of God.
AMYB: didnt God make porch moneys
You: No
You: Satan did
AMYB: hmm
You: God wouldn't make such a vile creature as a porch monkey.
AMYB: i didnt know satan was capable
You: They are smelly and dumb
You: he made liberals didn't he?
You: If satan can make liberals, he is perfectly capable of creating bike stealing apes.
AMYB: no
You: Can you shoop da whoop?
You: How 'bout charge your lazer?
AMYB: nope
You: then don't steal my bike.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: maryc
maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
maryc: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi, i was wondering why the pool is closed
maryc: What pool would that be?
You: ysee at school this kid who i dont really like tagged my locker
You: and it said "POOLS CLOSED" with a picture of a black man in a suit under it
You: i was just wondering why the pool's closed
maryc: You need to ask your friend.
maryc: Have good day.
You: cuz if i don't explain it to the faculty i have a feeling they're gonna expel me
maryc: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
RACISM

>>16971629

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: g.g
g.g: Welcome to ChaCha!
g.g: wanna give me more easy money?
You: whut?
You: you again?
g.g: no no, this is someone different
You: dont like
You: lie to me
You: you fucking cunt!
g.g: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (you fucking cunt!)
You: sorry
You: im quite irate
g.g: whys that?
You: oh
You: i swore
You: well
You: i wanna report you
You: for being unhelpful and abusive
g.g: me? what did i do?
g.g: i have no idea of what you're talking about
You: i have saved the conversation we had
g.g: i'd like to help you search for how to shoop whoop
You: how do i send it to your boss
g.g: you must have the wrong person
You: no, no
You: you all have different names
You: and you are g.g
g.g: yes, thats my initials
g.g: oh you must have me mixed up with the other g.g.
You: nope
g.g: there are two g.g.'s
You: cos you knew about shoop da whoop
g.g: that are ChaCha guides
g.g: well its in your search
You: you said
You: at the begining
You: wanna give me more easy money?
g.g: hmm?
You: which is what you said last time
g.g: what at the beginning
g.g: hmm, thats weird, i dont see that

>>16971716

You: man, youre really bad at thinking up excuses
You: how much do you get paid for this?
You: cos im gonna report you
g.g: i'm sorry, but i dont know what you're talking about
You: yes you do
g.g: i dont think we've ever met before
You: lies make the baby jesus cry
You: we havnt met
You: were on the internet you moron
You: i would like to know how to get in contact with your superior
g.g: what can i help you find?
g.g: hello?
You: i wished to know how to shoop my whoop
You: but you decided it would be more fun to insult me
g.g: please do not accuse me of something i did not do
g.g: i would like to help you right now
You: this is wearing very thin
You: then tell me this
You: how do i contact your superior
You: so report abusive guides
g.g: i dont know
g.g: i've never had someone ask me that before
g.g: i'm shocked that you would think that i abused you
You: well if it wasnt you
g.g: if i hurt your feelings, i am truly sorry
You: who is this other gg
You: gary gygax?
g.g: he's right here, and he'd like to thank you for
g.g: he's right here, and he'd like to thank you for more easy money
g.g: thank you very much
g.g: you just got played
g.g: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
g.g: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SheriJ
SheriJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
SheriJ: Hello
SheriJ: What exactly are you looking for so I can get you the best result.
You: I just tried searching with a BrendaW, And I have to tell you, Im a little worried
You: Im trying to find a good website to find clothes based off of a video ame
You: game*
SheriJ: ok...why are you worried...
You: specifically one called Dead Rising
SheriJ: I will see if you can help you out...
SheriJ: Just give me a few.
You: Some of the things she was showing me
You: Who would I direct complaints to?
SheriJ: not what you were needing i gather.
You: I would never ask for anything like that
SheriJ: May I ask what she showed you?
You: I'd rather not, just keep an eye on him/her
SheriJ: sure thing...sorry about that..
You: Its ok, its a good thing im over 18 though
SheriJ: ouch!!!!!!!!!
SheriJ: not good...:-(
You: nope
You: any luck with the search?
You: nevermind, found it with google.

>>16971616
lol

Lakhena L: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Which of the following is the largest?
You: A: A Peanut
You: B: An Elephant
You: C: The Moon
You: D: A Kettle
You: Quick i only have 60 seconds!
Lakhena L: i dont knwo
You: Oh dear
You: well ill just go with B: an elephant
You: thanks

>>16971757
>g.g: you just got played
>g.g: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
>g.g: Thank you for using ChaCha!

oh wow, lol

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: nakishag
nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
nakishag: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: sup
nakishag: whats good
nakishag: how can i help you ?
You: can you tell me how2become an hero?
nakishag: sure
You: alright, I'm listening
You: tell me
nakishag: please be patient while i search
You: cause heroes are quite cool, you know?
nakishag: yea they are
You: maybe something like superman or batman?
You: or cockmongler?
You: do you know cockmongler?
You: he's my idol
You: i saw him on the internets one day
nakishag: No i dont know him
You: he's awesome
You: :)
You: are you still searching?
You: it's not easy to become an hero, is it?
nakishag: not really
You: oh, i know how 2 become an hero, the guys at 4 chan told me!

>>16971873
FAIL POST IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL

How do I get unbanned? :)


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>>16971873
You blew our cover!

You IDIOT >:O

>>16971873
fail

should have asked about ipods, mitch henderson, basketball tryouts, and guns

This thread is legend

>>16971990
epic you fucking name fag

This is dumb.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: maryc
maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
maryc: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi, i was wondering why the pool is closed
maryc: What pool would that be?
You: ysee at school this kid who i dont really like tagged my locker
You: and it said "POOLS CLOSED" with a picture of a black man in a suit under it
You: i was just wondering why the pool's closed
maryc: You need to ask your friend.
maryc: Have good day.
You: cuz if i don't explain it to the faculty i have a feeling they're gonna expel me
maryc: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaJ
MelissaJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there, i was wondering why the pool's closed
MelissaJ: Hello
MelissaJ: Which pool is that?
You: well its kind of a long story
You: but basically
You: some kid in my school tagged my locker with a picture of a black man in a suit
You: and above it was "POOLS CLOSED"
You: in spraypaint
You: sooo i was wondering just why the pool is closed
MelissaJ: One moment
You: k thx
You: hello???
MelissaJ: Yes, one moment.
You: oh ok
MelissaJ: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: np
MelissaJ: Are you with 4chan?
You: whats 4chan??
You: is that an anime?
MelissaJ: Are these results sufficient?
You: sure i guess
You: but wait
You: whats 4chan
MelissaJ: No it's a forum. Was just asking.
You: oh
You: can i have the link to it??
You: i like internet forums :)


We've been found out.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not connected.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JosephT
JosephT: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

--Search terms "atheism +satanism +wicca +ritual sacrifice +turtle anatomy."

This is just a rip-off of QuestionSwap, which was cool, what, six months ago?

Mine's talking slowly....
ugh, i have a good search topic too.

It's legend, not epic yet.

There are no names!

Tonya is such a weeaboo. She even started speaking to me in MOONSPEAK!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Steven C
Steven C: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: sup
Steven C: Hi
You: i need to know
You: how to post in a chacha.com raid thread in /b/
You: help me out
You: its urgent

SchaniL: Welcome to ChaCha!
SchaniL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hey
You: Nice name
You: Anyway
SchaniL: What kind of information about gears of war are you looking for today?
You: I want to know if there is any Marcus and Dominic yaoi.
SchaniL: Thank you for using ChaCha!

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Your location is: MY IP WAS HERE

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaP
LisaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
LisaP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Ok
You: So I want to now what day caturday is
You: I really want to post some cat pictures, but I was told I can only post them on caturday
You: OMG
You: Saturday?
You: really
LisaP: :o) Are these results sufficient?
You: I think so. So caturday is saturdaythen?
LisaP: Yes, apparently it is a cts Saturday
LisaP: cats*
You: sweet. I'm gonna post some cats tomorrow!
LisaP: Glad I could help!
You: thanks
LisaP: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no, that's all
LisaP: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
LisaP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>16972293

epic fail

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Well, you see, I'm in a pickle of a jam here. I need to find the turtle's heart. Otherwise, my god is going to be super-pissed.
HollyS: Terrible problem.
You: I know...
You: Next year's harvest depends on it.
You: My wife and kids... they're already hungry. I just can't let them down again. I mean, I... I cheated on her when we were first together... and I can't let them both down.
HollyS: I understand
HollyS: That's the best link I can find for that.
HollyS: Would you like more?
You: He's grown up and he doesn't respect me any more.
You: I can't put food on the table.
You: I need this heart, lady.
HollyS: yes
You: Eh... that won't do. How about human hearts?
HollyS: Okay
You: Perhaps some sites related to how to surgically remove a heart. Where I could find a cadaver... etc etc.
You: ... I live in Utah... you know... And, if you ever want to be my sixth wife... just let me know.
You: There's always more room on the ranch for more wives.
HollyS: Sure. I'll definitely consider it.
HollyS: Although my husband may have a problem with that.
You: He can come, too.
HollyS: But I've always wanted more help around the house.
HollyS: Swell.
You: Together, we'll rule the harem with an iron fist.
HollyS: Okay well, you have a great day.
HollyS: I'll look forward to ti.
HollyS: it, that is.
HollyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>16969131
>>16968685
Funnny Shhhhhitttt

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandriaW
SandriaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandriaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Thats good
You: Can you tell me what /b/ is?
You: and why they insist on "tits or gtfo"?
SandriaW: Im not sure
You: Oh okay.
You: Are you a real person
SandriaW: I see you are searching hairy pillow
SandriaW: Yes
You: yes
You: i have no hair
You: yet i wake up with hair in my mouth?
You: so i must have hairy pillows?
SandriaW: lol


hahahahahaha

>>16972383
hah. win.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TarshaB
TarshaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello!
TarshaB: Hello.
TarshaB: How are you today?
TarshaB: You need info on Aids?
You: I was wondering, is there any way a pool can be infected with AIDS?
TarshaB: Let me search that for you.
You: OK.
TarshaB: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
TarshaB: Are these results sufficient?
You: Yes, very!
You: Thank you!
She actually gave me some good sources.

>>16972443
that really made me laugh for some odd reason

Modupe A thinks I have issues. D:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Modupe A
Modupe A: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Modupe A: hi
Modupe A: how are you doing
You: another guide told me about this forum called 4chan
Modupe A: how may I help you
Modupe A: oh ok
You: melissaj told me about it
Modupe A: you want me to find it
You: i was wondering if you could help me find it because i like internet fourms :)
Modupe A: sure
Modupe A: does this help
You: idk if thats it but ill check :)
You: hmmm taht might be it thxn u
Modupe A: is there anything else
You: ya
You: what does "pools closed" mean
Modupe A: I dont know
You: o
You: why would it be closed anyway
You: and what do black men in suits have to do with it
You: makes no sense, i tell ya
Modupe A: I guess
You: unless you know why and you're just lying to me
Modupe A: why would I lie
You: because its a secret
Modupe A: yea right
Modupe A: some secret
You: idk
You: wait
You: so then you do know the secret
You: just tell me
Modupe A: I really dont have a clue what you are talking about
You: but you just said "some secret"
You: obviously you know what the secret truly is
Modupe A: no I dont
You: then why did you act like you do
Modupe A: you definately have issues
You: everything is a lie then?
Modupe A: I really did not
Modupe A: lol
You: then obviously the site you gave me cant be 4chan
You: if all you're telling me is lies


he won't respond. :[

You: everyone says that the internet is for porn
You: i want proof of the contrary
EmerieMoniqueM: No it isn't.
EmerieMoniqueM: Ooh alright.
You: but am unable to find it myself
EmerieMoniqueM: One moment, please.
EmerieMoniqueM: My end is quite slow today -- so please bare with me. :)
You: it ok
You: i, for a change, use five proxies in a row
EmerieMoniqueM: Wow

Thare's a report link on chacha's main page. I say we ALL report g.g., because he's a freaking moron bragging about how he makes money without actually searching for what we want.

BryanR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Sorry, transfer me with g.g.
You: conversation got cut for no reason.
BryanR: Ok
You: you're still gonna be rated high
You: for the links.
BryanR: One moment please while i transfer you

MichaelS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Oh hi
You: Sup
MichaelS: Hi there
MichaelS: What can I help you find?
You: Well I want to know if there is any Marcus and Dominic yaoi. My older sister is about 16 and wanted me to find it for her
You: I'm not even sure what it is :)
MichaelS: er
MichaelS: Session ending due to restricted content

NO ONE WILL FIND MY MARCUS AND DOMINIC YAOI ;(

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not connected.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MaryM
MaryM: Welcome to ChaCha!
MaryM: Good afternoon
You: uh, hi
You: its evening where i am
MaryM: Well then, good evening
MaryM: I have begun your search
You: oh?
You: have you ever met raptor jesus?
MaryM: Not until right now
You: YOU MET HIM RIGHT NOW?! isnt he a great man/dinosaur?
MaryM: I guess it's a personal thing
MaryM: Are those results sufficient?
MaryM: Or, would you like me to find some others for you?
You: i dont know
You: what was raptor jesus like?
MaryM: I don't know anything about this subject. I'm sorry I can't give an opinion
You: but i asked if you had met raptor jesus, and you said you had...you lied to me
MaryM: That wikipedia site is interesting
You: do not change the subject, why did you lie to me?
MaryM: No sir/maam, I didn't lie to you. I had just seen a picture of it and so knew what you were talking about
You: oh...ok
MaryM: Are those sites sufficient ?
You: ...would you like to join the church of raptor jesus, its a great religion
You: ?
MaryM: No
MaryM: Are those results sufficient?
MaryM: OR can I find some others for you on this subject?
MaryM: Hello?
You: if you shant join my religion, then those results will do...bye
MaryM: Bye
MaryM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

KeenanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I need to know what /b/ is. They've been raiding my forum.
KeenanK: The letter b


IS THAT SO?!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DorisP
DorisP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
DorisP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Thank you.
DorisP: you going to be busy today huh LOL
You: kind of
DorisP: well killing a klansmen takes much planning LOL
You: Do you get this request often?
DorisP: sometimes LOL
You: I'd hope so
DorisP: a few times so far I think
DorisP: is that all you need today?
DorisP: is how to kill a klansmen?
You: uhh, maybe a nice place to get jones soda
You: that shit rocks
DorisP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (that shit rocks)
You: woops
You: my bad
DorisP: you could get arrested doing that you know
You: killing a klansmen?
DorisP: yes
You: why, it's not like they're people or anything
DorisP: even killing them is against the law
DorisP: LOL
You: damn
You: well
You: thanks for the help
You: it was worth a try, no?
DorisP: well they are people just stupid ones
DorisP: you are welcome...
You: 3
DorisP: not worth the try I say...
You: aww
DorisP: you have a great day
You: i'll try
DorisP: and stay out of trouble
You: you just ruined my plans, though :)
DorisP: bye bye
You: see ya
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherric
sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherric: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi. Uh. Quickly. Would you happen to have a list of public restrooms in the NYC area?
You: It's kind of an emergency.
sherric: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: ... Too late for that... Uh do you have a list of laundromats?
sherric: Are these results sufficient?
You: I suppose they're sufficient... just a little late to help me. God. I just had to get the 32 oz. cup at Sheetz.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

LisaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hello lisa
You: how are you today?
LisaP: I am very well, thank you.
You: glad to hear it.
LisaP: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Yeah, i'm just preparing for work tonight.
You: I've been thinking i need some new techniques
You: Bloodsuckers are getting tricksy
LisaP: :o) I've heard they can be sneaky sneaky
You: you don't know the half of it.
You: Especially when they turn into bats. Then i have to bust out the crossbow, and crossbow bolts aren't exactly easy to come by.
LisaP: I would imagine not
You: yeah. you have to go to a specialist and eveything. nast business
You: *nasy, excuse me
LisaP: Are these results sufficient?
You: darn i just can't spell today. *nasty
LisaP: Better get those finger working properly if your gonna slay vampires tonight
LisaP: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i'd say so. By the way, if you ever have a vamp problem, feel free to get in touch with me by saying bloodsuckers die 3 times in front of your mirror
You: heh, guess i had better get working on the dexterity, huh?
You: no, that's good thanks
LisaP: I will be sure to remember that. Thanks for letting me know you'd be willing to help out.
You: no problem.
LisaP: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: vamire hunter's duty and all that
LisaP: Be safe out there tonight!
LisaP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, thank you
HollyS: You're welcome
You: I'm just wondering, how can I become one of your guides, ma'am?
HollyS: Let me send you some links on that.
You: I appreciate that
You: Cool
You: Um, and if it's not a secret - what is your wage/salary?
HollyS: I earn about 5 an hour while searching.
HollyS: I don't get paid for just being available though.
HollyS: But, lately the searches have been steady.
HollyS: You can also apply by sending an email to ChaCha at the bottom of the main ChaCha.com page.
You: Do you get a lot of dorks though? :)
HollyS: Ahh so.
HollyS: But it's okay.
HollyS: They keep life interesting.
You: Nice :) One more question, Holly
HollyS: And actually a lot of "their" searches are good training for me, because they try really hard to make them hard.
HollyS: Yes?
You: How do I shot web? Can you search that for me
You: Not shoot, but shot
HollyS: i know what that is.
You: lmao
HollyS: You're hilarious.
HollyS: You really are.
You: thanks sweety. hi from 4chan :)
HollyS: Hi back.
You: where do i rate you, babe? :)
HollyS: Send my love.
HollyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: blaket
blaket: Welcome to ChaCha!
blaket: Hi, how are you today?
You: I'm fine thanks
blaket: So you're looking to become a robot?
You: I'd like to know how I can become a robot, and how much the surgery would cost
blaket: Any specific type? Helper, pusher, etc....
You: I'd like to be a robot with a lot of guns preferably
blaket: Good call, let me see what I can find for you
You: And a lazer if possibly
You: Pink.
blaket: Hm, there are no sites that detail the process. It's probably because the humans are too scared if this information were to get into the wrong hands.
You: Damn..
blaket: I wouldn't trust any of the sites anyway because they're made by sneaky humans/
You: Anywhere else I can look, do you think?
blaket: It would probably be a trap and they would make you into a jerk robot.
blaket: Have you asked a robot?
You: Nope
blaket: They might know something. Other than that you might have to pioneer the development of human to robot technology.
blaket: And possibly save John Connor.
You: Righto.. I'll give that a go then.
blaket: Good luck, hope you don't start up Skynet
You: Thank for the help. If I manage to take over the world I'll give you an island.
blaket: Somewhere in the Poconos would be awesome if its available
You: Sure!
blaket: Thanks in advance

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TarshaB
TarshaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
TarshaB: Hello.
TarshaB: How are you today?
You: Is there any way a pool could become infected with aids?
You: good. though worried about pool aids.
TarshaB: Let me se what I can find for you.
TarshaB: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: Thanks! Also, do you have anything tying blacks to 9/11, and taht'll be all I need to sleep well tonight.
TarshaB: Blacks had nothing to do with 9/11.
You: Any sites say otherwise?
TarshaB: Let me check for you.
You: Blacks and the Oklahoma City Bombing would also be acceptable.
TarshaB: Are these results sufficient?
You: Thanks! that'll show those bastards at work. Thanks!
You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Maryc
Maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: good afternoon
Maryc: Hi there, good afternoon.
Maryc: What can I help you with?
You: So, I need some help on a search
Maryc: Sure go ahead..
You: Basically.... im looking of the plave on the internets where one can express their inner asshole
Maryc: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Basically.... im looking of the plave on the internets where one can express their inner asshole)
You: ive heard of this place called b
You: or slash b
You: but have been unsuccesssful
You: hello?
Maryc: Yes, Im here
You: can you help me find slash b?
Maryc: I tried your search but nothing comes up
You: hmmm
You: what about /b/?
You: or b-tard?
Maryc: Heres what comes up.
You: It seems like this underground place called /b/ is a lost cause.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

>>16972733
This man is win

>>16972839
>>16972732
FAIL
anonymous is anonymous

>>16972731
This isn't odd. She just thinks you're a nerd.

>>16972733
cracking up

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TeriS
TeriS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI TERI :D
TeriS: Hello!
TeriS: What kind of information are you looking for today?
You: I was wondering if you could help me purchase a car made entire of diamond, the worlds strongest metal.
You: HURRY IT UP TERI, SOME OF US HAVE BUSY LIVES
You: I need a shipload of Diamond Cars for my Chemistry Lab by Friday.
You: We plan on building a wall made of diamond and then drive the cars into it one after the other at various speeds.
TeriS: Oh I already had you today huh?
You: No, I don't believe so.
You: I'm a famous chemist. This is important research.
You: Usually I'd use my secretary, but she's out sick.
TeriS: Really?
TeriS: lol
You: We believe that through these expirements we will create stable antimatter.
TeriS: Do you have an legitimate search today?
You: Yes, I need Diamond Cars.
TeriS: There is no such thing
You: Yes, there is.
You: I'm a fucking chemist.
TeriS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I'm a fucking chemist.)
You: Sorry about that.
You: But I need these cars.
TeriS: Please click end session now. Or I have to report you to your internet provider.
TeriS: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: I'm in Canada, you cannot harm me.
TeriS: GOODBYE
You: FOOL
You: Checkmate.
TeriS: !!!INFORSEEKER REPORT TO INTERNET PROVIDER!!! END SESSION NOW
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JaniceZ
JaniceZ: Welcome to ChaCha!
JaniceZ: Hello
You: Greetings
JaniceZ: Are you looking for general information?
You: I got a specific question, actually.
JaniceZ: ok
You: I heard you like mudkips. Am I right?
JaniceZ: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Needs Moar ThomasK

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MistyJ
MistyJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi.
MistyJ: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: Last week, I came across a set of blueprints for the Tessla Ray in my grandfather's attic.
MistyJ: cool
You: Pardon. Tesla.
You: Which is only a couple letters away from "marriage proposal," which is... Would you marry me?
MistyJ: Sorry I'm already married.
You: Everyone I've spoken to today is. Why?
MistyJ: Are these results sufficient?
You: Are you supposed to tell us that?
MistyJ: I guess you were a little late
You: More than. But your response to my urgent question wasn't.
MistyJ: not that I know of
MistyJ: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: It's okay... I wouldn't marry me either.
You: How about the ChaCha Marriage Conspiracy?
You: What can you tell me about it?
MistyJ: Um, I don't believe there is one.
You: Then why won't you love me?
MistyJ: I am sure you could do another search for some dating sites to find someone to marry
You: It's me! Jimmy from high school. You're Misty Jenkinson, right? Tall, busty brunette? Rather nice, but a bit awkward?
MistyJ: Nope sorry
You: Misty Jordan?
MistyJ: um, no
MistyJ: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Ash Ketchum?
MistyJ: yeah that's it
You: It's me! Pikachu!
MistyJ: pokemon
You: Pika! Pika-Pi!
MistyJ: I have to go now since you have no more searches on this topic. Have a good day!
You: How about classmates.com? I need to find Misty Jenkinson. She had it going on.
MistyJ: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: G'day.
MistyJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HeatherA
HeatherA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello!
HeatherA: hello
You: what would you do for a klondike bar?
HeatherA: me, nothing. i don't eat dairy. I'm vegan
You: oh wow, really? how long have you been vegan?
HeatherA: 8 years
You: i'm guessing you've had a klondike bar before though right?
HeatherA: i'm sure i did when i was younger!
You: what would of done back then for a klondike bar?
HeatherA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

VEGAN BITCH

>>16972918
>TeriS: Oh I already had you today huh?

meet :
>>16971087

Did anyone else get reported to their Internet Provider?

>>16971757

Complaint email to customer service dept. at cha cha;

I was using you're otherwise brilliant search engine on Friday 8th December, when I encountered a highly rude and unhelpful guide. Usually these guides help me no end, especially Steven C, who I recommend for a promotion, as he is the best guide I have encountered, however, a guide by the name of g.g was awful. They did not assist me one bit, rejected my search for the reason he didn’t know what it meant. I assumed that it was his job to help me find out, but as he didn’t know, he decided to insult me rather than help me. He said things such as "[the search results] said you are a moron” and then, after I informed him I wished to report him, he said “[I would] like to thank you for more easy money. You just got played”. I feel this is unacceptable that, not only does this employee insult users, he wishes to make “easy money” by not helping on queries he does not know how to solve. I think you should investigate this employee and think it would be in the company’s best interests to relieve this employee from their post.

Sincerely,
Richard C. Mongler

>>16972549

ChristyA: What exactly are you looking for?
You: whatever you want. I'm just looking for g.g., a guide, because he's a very mean person
You: see, I was looking for "shoop da woop"
You: trying to understand what it is
You: he made fun of me
You: and said he was gonna make the conversation last so he get paid max
ChristyA: Well, that's not very nice..
You: but refused to make any search
You: what's the best way to report that?
ChristyA: So how long did he stay on with you?
You: some minutes I think
You: he was like
You: " g.g: wanna give me more easy money?"
ChristyA: I'm not sure how you can report that. but maybe I can tell someone... Do you remember the guides exact name?
ChristyA: Why would he say that if it doesn't help you at all? He's the only one who would benefit.
You: You: youre being paid for this You: what do i get? You: no shoop? You: no whoop? g.g: thats right g.g: you get no shoop and no whoop
You: see
You: his guide name was that, "g.g."
You: no, wait
You: g.g
You: no final dot.
ChristyA: I tried to search that guide before you came back to me and could not find anyone..
ChristyA: I'll tell someone about how he was inappropriate.
You: ok
You: thanks
You: look
You: g.g: i\'m just going to wait until i get paid the most for my time g.g: and then you\'ll be gone
You: he was a real pain
You: but you're nice
ChristyA: I'm so sorry...

He's gonna be RAPED

vickieb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: You: I'd like to know how I can become a robot, and how much the surgery would cost
vickieb: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: What about becoming a female? Any good sites with price ranges, details on the surgery etc.
You: They need not be accredited.
vickieb: Are you sure?
You: yes ma'am.
vickieb: Ok ...
You: I'm low on money and I need to be a woman right away.
You: Thank you, one last search, could you see where I can buy cucmbers in bulk?
You: thanks in advance you've been really helpful.
vickieb: Sorry, that's a totally different topic. You'll have to start another search for that so it can be properly catagorized in here. Surgeries were one catagory.
You: sure thing. I'm done.
vickieb: Have a good one.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Melanie M
Melanie M: Welcome to ChaCha!
Melanie M: Hello, how are you?
You: Well, and yourself?
Melanie M: I am good, thank you.
You: Kay so
Melanie M: What can I help you find today?
You: I lost my iPod
You: I think someone stole it actually
You: and
You: I'm thinking about becoming an hero
You: could you help me find somewhere that'll help me do that?
Melanie M: One moment please while I gather that information for you.
You: thanks
You: not A superhero
You: AN Hero
Melanie M: One moment please.
Melanie M: Is this what you are looking for>
Melanie M: ?
You: no
You: I suppose it's no help
You: I'm going to go kill myself now kay?
You: bai
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello!
PatriciaR: what can I find for you on Skeet?
You: Can you tell me what "skeet" means?
You: I think it's a slang word.
PatriciaR: the last site is probably what you were looking for
You: Ok, thank you.
You: How much do you get paid for this job? I may be interested.
PatriciaR: please close the search
You: Oh alright.
You: Have fun scouring the internets deep!

HollyM: not a problem, anything else I can do for you?
You: I really like beer.
HollyM: Any sites I can find for you?
You: Is there any website that sells beer to underaged people?
HollyM: sorry dont think so
You: Thanks for all your help.
HollyM: no problem have a wonderful day!
You: Wait!
You: I'm depressed. I really need to talk.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jadeane S
Jadeane S: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
Jadeane S: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: thanks a much!
You: omg nobody know who are they
You: they came recently and shut down the pool
Jadeane S: no results
You: they wear afros and, like, pools closed
You: no results at all?
Jadeane S: nope
You: I think they're hiding from me on the internet
You: and you know what?
Jadeane S: what??
You: they know whats good for them, because I'm out to get them
You: they, like, pools closed and afros and all, just yesterday
Jadeane S: Have a great day!!!
You: I wasn't afraid or anything!!
Jadeane S: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: just I wasn't expecting that kind of thing
You: wait
You: could you please try again?
Jadeane S: There are no results sorry:)
You: and howbout "pools closed"
You: that must be their motto or something
You: it may be not obvious, but I'm really nervous right now
You: OMG THEY GOT A SITE
You: OH MY GOD
You: DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jadeane S: Yeah I sent it
You: omg did you?!
You: wow
Jadeane S: Is that good
You: it is awesome, and so are you
You: thanks a buch
You: now I'm gonna get them
Jadeane S: Have a great day!!
You: you see, they, like, just yesterday, were out in my pool, all afros and, like
You: pools closed
You: those f.ags
(continued)

this is gay. everytime i try to ask them something the kick me off. they dont want to give me all furry fags!

>>16973198
You: do you have a pool? because if you do, they'll come to you eventually
You: I never thought about that myself, UNTIL YESTERDAY
You: Jadeane, my friend
You: do you have a pool?
Jadeane S: yes
Jadeane S: yes
You: and what are you going to do if they close yours? because there aint no guide for you, cause you are a guide yourselves
Jadeane S: I close mine myself
You: waht
You: please, I'm nervous, don't say that
Jadeane S: I close my pool myself
Jadeane S: Ok
Jadeane S: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: how can someone possibly close his own pool?!
You: WAIT........................
You: Jadeane
You: do you have an afro?
You: just asking
Jadeane S: No
You: Ondore
You: I don't believe your lies
You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JW
JW: Welcome to ChaCha!
JW: Please be more specific with your search
You: oh
You: sup
You: sorry, i was fapping
You: now, i need help finding the letter J
You: i seriously can't find it
You: OH MAN
You: THERE IT IS
You: QUICK GET IT
You: ITS RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN
You: PLEASE
You: GET IT QUICK
You: DO YOUR JOB
You: YOU LIVE TO SERVER
You: CATCH THAT J
You: OH DAMN
You: ITS BACK
You: IM SO CLOSE
You: I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
You: HELP QUICK
Status: Session Ended.

JasonF: how may I help you?
You: WEL DIS W/E AM GOIN ON VACACTION WIF MA GF OF 1 YEAR
You: AN SHE SAY SHE WON DO SUM DIFFERNT LYK ANEL SEX
You: CAN U TELL ME
You: DOSE IT HURT?
JasonF: ok
You: UR NAME REMINDS ME OF AXEL F. FROM BEVALY HILLS COP
JasonF: lol i love that movie
You: YA FREDDY MURCURY IS GREAT ACTOR
JasonF: yeah
You: YOU FINK I GOT HERPS?!
You: WHY YOU LINK ME TO HERPS
JasonF: no it's just a site that tells if anal sex hurts
You: OK SORY MY CAPS LOCKING BUTTON DOSE NOT WORK I SPILT JUCE ON MY KEYBORED
JasonF: ok
JasonF: that last site is a great one
You: HAV YOU EVER DONE IT!?
JasonF: no i haven't founda girl that would
You: :) WHAT A LETDOWN
JasonF: yeah i know
You: AHHA I LIKE YOU JASON F YOU IZ A FUNNEY GUY!
You: THANKS FOR YOUR TIME!

course i rated him good

bah, mines gone now. lost the whole chat too. said i was doing a research paper on ovaries. asked if they could get me an image of a woman being punched in them. got a one moment please... and then abusive report and the chat went missing =(

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenC
JenC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello.
JenC: Hi! How are you?
You: I am fine, thank you.
You: And how might you be?
JenC: Great! I am good as well.
JenC: You didn't happen to search for this earlier did you?
You: I don't believe so.
JenC: Oh okay.
You: I am looking for a subjective guide on how to shot web
JenC: I had a search on this exact thing earlier
You: I am not surprised.
JenC: It's a popular search query
You: To shot web is a hard thing to accomplish.
You: No one knows quite how to do it.
JenC: Doesn't seem they do
JenC: I suppose first you need to get bitten by that spider
JenC: But if that doesn't work, this might help
You: Last few people I ask just said, "lol I dunno"
You: I stuck my hand out for the spider
You: but I accidently killed it.
You: :)
JenC: Bummer. I think that kinda ruins your chance of shooting web
JenC: unless you go to walmart and pick up the web blaster set
You: SHOTTING WEB YOU NAMEFAG
You: LURK MOAR
JenC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

JasonF: lol
JasonF: thanks
JasonF: your tight yourself
JasonF: your welcome
JasonF: have a good day
You: AND MAY YOU FIND GIRL WHO WANTS FUDE PACKING
You: YOU TOO :D
JasonF: lol
JasonF: thanks
You: I RATE YOU HIGHT
JasonF: ciao

Bel-Air is in maryland, retards. California in't fit to suck MD's nuts.

>>>16973415

I lold

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineC
JacquelineC: Welcome to ChaCha!
JacquelineC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Arf arf arf arf a
You: arf arf arf arf?
JacquelineC: RAWR
You: OH LAWD
You: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION
You: QUICK SEARCH FOR A CAR
JacquelineC: yep
You: DO IT
You: BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
JacquelineC: Cant make me I'm a lion
You: oh right
You: im pretty screwed then, mirite?
JacquelineC: Seems so
You: oh
You: well then
You: OH HAY
You: WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU
You: IS THAT A GAZELLE?
You: IT SURE LOOKS LIKE ONE
JacquelineC: Half eaten
JacquelineC: Yummmmmm
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

i fell in love with her. :)

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobertC
RobertC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Robert
You: C
RobertC: Hello!
You: I'm looking for a place to buy human meat.
You: Know of anywhere?
RobertC: Well, I've done this search before and cannot find a single place.
You: I want to make manburger helper
You: snap
You: that sucks
You: could you try once more?
You: I don't care if it has to come from iceland
RobertC: The others who have reqeusted this topic end up looking for hamburg.
You: Hamburg germany?
RobertC: Would you like some hambuger or ground beef recipes?
You: no. I need to buy human meat
You: You se
You: e
RobertC: Sorry...hamburger
You: I'm entertaining some guests
RobertC: Sorry but I won't be able to help.
You: and they have a 'delicate' taste
You: and I want to be early to delight.
You: That sucks
You: what about going out and killing a bum for meat
You: could I do that?
RobertC: Is there anything else you'd like me to search for?
You: laws for killing bums for meat
RobertC: I'm sure there are laws about that.
You: rly? But bums really arn't protected under laws
RobertC: Sure they are.
You: could you check to make sure for me?
You: Because
RobertC: Do you have a search topic for me that I can actually do a search on?
You: I think people would be happy if I got rid of 1, 5, possibly 40 bums
You: to process their meats

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CadyD
You: Hi!
CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thanks ^^
CadyD: Hi! How can I help you today?
You: My question is, what is the internet?
You: Because someone told me it was a series of tubes
You: But I thought it was something to do with rumours.
CadyD: Yeah, ok, you are on the internet right now
You: What??
You: Are you serious?
CadyD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: How did that happen?
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AndrewJ
AndrewJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hola!
AndrewJ: Hi there
You: como estas?
AndrewJ: How are you?
AndrewJ: very good thanks
You: bien, bien. y tu?
AndrewJ: and you?
AndrewJ: Great
AndrewJ: What can I help you with today?
You: necesito una guía que hable español
AndrewJ: Hablas ingles?
You: no
AndrewJ: un poco?
You: no no.
You: solamente español
AndrewJ: Que hago ayudar?
You: necesito pornografía de la cabra
You: está para mi esposa
AndrewJ: hola?
You: hola!
You: pornografia de la cabra por favor.
AndrewJ: lo siento
You: que?
You: sensacion?
AndrewJ: no pornografia
You: CPOR QUÉ NO?
AndrewJ: google is por pornografia
You: GOOGLE ES POR PORNOGRAFIA DE LA ABEULLA
You: está usted allí?
AndrewJ: que?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

I want my goat porn, god dammit.

Thats some power level.

NOT SHOOPED!!!!!!!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tammy G
Tammy G: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good day.
Tammy G: Hello, hope you are doing well
You: I am fine. You?
Tammy G: What on apple withdrawel can I find for you
Tammy G: Doing great thank you
You: Well, when I said I was fine I may have been sugar coating it a bit.
Tammy G: oh really
You: I am suffering from apple withdrawal
Tammy G: oh goodness
Tammy G: what are the signs
You: My body gets all twisted up and I do headstands.
Tammy G: oh really, you poor thing
You: I know.
Tammy G: looking for something for you
Tammy G: just one moment
You: I was wondering if there were any support forums or help sites.
Tammy G: that is what I am looking for, just one moment
You: Thank you!
Tammy G: do you think you have an apple addiction
You: Yes, for me apples are like cigarettes.
Tammy G: oh goodness
Tammy G: found a support group for you
You: oh thank you
Tammy G: this is for all different addictions and I am sure they will welcome you with open arms :-)
Tammy G: Good luck in your recovery
Tammy G: Try to have a good rest of the day OK :-)
You: That is wonderful, I really appriciate the help.
Tammy G: No problem
You: byebye
Tammy G: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended


What a lovely guide. :)

>>16973866

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaL
LisaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi i look for cameltoe
LisaL: A camel?
You: Toes of the Camels?
You: yes
LisaL: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: ok
LisaL: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: ok
LisaL: Still Searcing
LisaL: Searching
LisaL: Are these results looking ok?
You: yes
You: I have a question.
LisaL: ok
You: Do you liek mudkips?
LisaL: i don't know?
You: Mudkip? The Pokemon /
You: ?
LisaL: oh yes
LisaL: they are blue
You: I know its cool right?
LisaL: Are these results sufficient?
You: yeah

...
Status: Connected to guide: AndrewJ
AndrewJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AndrewJ: Hi there
AndrewJ: How are you today?
You: Im good.
AndrewJ: great
You: today my friends told me santa isen't real, is that true?
AndrewJ: How old are you?
You: I'm 32

I just had the most helpful guide ever!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: jana
jana: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Oh my! My friend's name is Jana.
jana: Good afternoon:)
You: Except she can't bake. I hope you're different.
You: Anyway. I'm baking a cake for a bachelor's party.
jana: Mine is really just Jn ...but tht is the way it comes up...
You: You just ruined the illusion. Let's pretend your name is Jana.
jana: Okay lol
You: And, I need to make the cake hollow so that an "adult" entertainer may pop out from the cake.
jana: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: And, I'm wondering which type of cake is most preferred by caucasian males between the ages of 18 and 32.
jana: Okay...I will see what I can find...
jana: I haven't a clue...
You: Actually, make that 14-32. I guess I'll bring my son. It'd be a great introduction to the birds and the bees.
You: Hm... Cake molds? Hollow cake molds?
jana: I am sure working on it...
You: I am confident in your abilities, Jana.
jana: I not nearly as sure as you are:)
jana: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
jana: I am still searching for you...
You: Well, if you're half as talented at the internets as the other Jana was in bed.... I have two words for you. "Flying Colors. "
jana: Sorry, wrong Jan:)

You: ... Well, what's your recommendation, then?
You: Yellow cake, chocolate frosting ?
jana: I don't seem to even be getting close..would you like me to transfer you to someone else...
You: Would rosettes on the frosting be a bit over the top?
You: No, I have all the time in the world.
jana: I know they make them, but I sure can't find them...
You: Otherwise, we'd have a lot more baked strippers, amirite?
jana: Here is a sight for chefs...I wonder if you could e-mail them and ask...
You: Certainly. I'd hope they'd know.
jana: I have on the other hand came up with some funny stuff..
You: ... I enjoy funny.
jana: How about a place to make your own mold...
You: ...
You: Hm...
You: Interesting. Perhaps, we could have the stripper pose for the mold...
You: Then, while she's waiting to be cast, we hogtie her and bake her in the cake.
jana: anything is possiable ...
You: You, sir or madam, are brilliant.
jana: well gee....thanks:)
jana: You could also make a plaster one:)
You: ... Nothing tastier than dead adult entertainer flesh.
jana: possable...never tried
You: Herpes adds a bit of spice, but gonorrhea is more like a mild steak sauce.
jana: Here is wht I got for adult molds...
jana: Are these results sufficient?
You: You're trying to kick me off already?
You: I thought we had an understanding.
jana: Sorry, but need to make a little money:)
You: You cater to my whims, I don't give you a hard time.
You: You make money.
You: ??????
jana: HaHa...
You: Profit.
jana: Little...
You: That's what they said about Napoleon. Look at the profit he turned.
jana: true

You: Anyway, it's been nice to not be kicked out immediately.
You: I'll let you profit.
You: So, good day.
jana: Here is the WORLDS largest cake decorating equipment supplier..
jana: Thanks for the laughs:)
jana: Have a GREAT day:)
You: Have a nice day.
You: :) Adios.
jana: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
jana: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
PatriciaR: what can I find for you on Hero?
You: i want to become an hero
You: how would i go about doing this
You: no no no
You: AN HERO!
You: slit wrists, jump off building etc
PatriciaR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CindyB
CindyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HALLO?!
CindyB: hello, what can I find for you about harry potter today?
You: ICH BRAUCHE DEINE HELFEN!!
CindyB: Oh wow, I only speak english, sorry
You: Ich möchte Harry Potter Bücher auf Deutsch, aber, kann ich nicht sie finden. DX
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/7325

LOL

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JessindaB
JessindaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
JessindaB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: so i herd u liek mudkips
You: ARE YOU REX ENOUGH FOR TECH SUPPORT?

vickis: Is your search query big lips on dark people?
You: yeah, pretty much
vickis: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: well they do say patience is a virtue.
vickis: Especially when computers freeze up
vickis: That is what is happening to mine.
You: Oh no :)
vickis: Its fine now
You: well if your computer isnt helping much, do you personally know why dark people have big lips?
vickis: no
You: It\'s a mystery isn\'t it :\\
vickis: Just as why do jews have big nose\'s. I got that search earlier
You: LOL
You: now that I think about it
You: why DO jews have big noses?
You: I heard its because air is free
vickis: Aww, I get it because they are supposed to be cheap
You: yeah
You: haha
You: I guess thats not the real reason though LOL
You: Do you think that if there was a black jew he/she would have a big nost and big lips?
vickis: I am still looking
You: ok
vickis: I really can not comment, as How do I know who you are or not?
vickis: I am still looking, I tell you , you\'d think any easy answer could be found on this.
You: You mean i might get offended? I assure you I wont
You: so feel free to comment
vickis: why do white people have flat butts?
vickis: LOL
You: HAHA
You: I never really noticed
You: WHY DO HISPANICS HAVE 8 KIDS?
vickis: To collect welfare.
You: LOL
You: I get it
vickis: WEll its been fun, I am going to wonder about how to find this.
You: Do you have to go now? your ten minutes are up? :)
vickis: Have a Good Evening. LOL
vickis: it is 13 min. but I have to get the baby.
vickis: I bet you will find the answer!
vickis: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: haha I will, you have a good night too!
vickis: :)
vickis: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Not shooped at all. vickis = win

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: angliav
angliav: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/7325
You: NIGGER LOVER
You: LOL
angliav: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (NIGGER LOVER)
You: YOU'RE GONNA HANG WITH HIM
You: YOU FAT BITCH
You: LOL
angliav: Mature here's my abuse button

You faggots don't mention fucking 4chan or /b/

>>16973883
epic!!! sir, you win over nine thouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusand internets!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Patricia S
Patricia S: Welcome to ChaCha!
Patricia S: Hi
You: Hi
Patricia S: What info on flashlights are you looking for?
You: Flashlights?
You: Damn. Typo.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
HollyS: Hey
You: Hey, I need to know why dark people have big lips.
HollyS: Okay
You: aThanks! that'll do.
HollyS: That's all you need?>
You: Can you search one more quick thing for me?
HollyS: Sure
You: Why do jews have big noses?
You: I tried the regular search but the number of results was over NINE THOUUUUSAAAANDDD!!!
HollyS: There you go.
HollyS: lol
You: thank you, have a nice day.
HollyS: You go.
HollyS: You too.
HollyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I approve of this thread

In before getting banned on chacha.

Status: Connected to guide: CadyD
CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ?!?!
CadyD: What is mudkipz?
You: THEY LIVE IN MY POOPER
CadyD: ok
CadyD: How can I help you today?
You: I SERCH 4 4CHAN AND YET U DON'T KNOW IT?!
You: WTF?! YOU ARE A USELESS HUMANBEING
You: LOLZ

They banned me.

I was asking how to spy on my sister in the bathroom, and the guide was kinda "look here. Now, is there anything else I can help you with?"
I was all like, "sure! How about masturbation techniques? I'm stroking it right now, and I'd like to know how to do it better"
then they banned me

>>16974627
those repressed fagits

>>16974313

vickis more like shaniquas

>>16966507

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JoeB
JoeB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JoeB: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: patience is my middle name
You: not really, though
You: hurry up
You: she might get away
JoeB: We cannot provide illegal information
You: oh it's not illegal
You: in Theth
JoeB: Is there anything on this topic I can find for you today?
You: how to tortue a young girl in Theth
You: please, it's very important
JoeB: Is there anything I can find for you today?
You: ok...how about intense tickling and punching methods for a young girl
JoeB: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: I DIDNT
You: MY SEARCH EXPERIENCE FAILED
JoeB: Thanks for using ChaCha! Have a great day :)

>>16974720
Live Guide Now is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at [email protected] with a request for re-entry to our site.

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Your location is: 68.190.18.248


FASCISTS!!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EricC
EricC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Today... is Christmas!
EricC: What about the movie can I help you find?
You: There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty!
You: ! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines!
You: God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!
You: He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!
You: God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!
You: Do you ladies understand?
You: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
You: SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

KristyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
KristyB: What can I help you find about George Zimmer?
You: can you please help me finding who in the world says "I guarantee it" ?
You: I need to find a person that says "I guarantee it"
KristyB: Sure one moment.
KristyB: That would be George Zimmer, here I have highlighted the quote in this result.
You: awesome
You: thanks
You: thats plain awesome
You: did you find it with google?
KristyB: Is there anything else that I can help you find dealing with George Zimmer?
KristyB: Nope used chacha's data base.
You: awesome
KristyB: I don't use google.
You: thanks, Kristy
You: it does nothing anyway

>>16974773
y did u include IP lolz

I got around the ban. Here's a better one:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MistyJ
MistyJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, Misty.
MistyJ: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: What's up?
MistyJ: not much
You: Cool.
You: I'm just chillin' over here. So... Misty... you're a girl, right?
MistyJ: yes
You: I see.
You: Well, I've already read that article, I appreciate your search, though... ah... I was wondering, however, what *you* think love is.
You: As a female.
MistyJ: Love is a feeling you can't really explain
You: So you believe that love is a feeling?
MistyJ: how about some quotations?
MistyJ: yes I do
You: Hm.
You: What about incestuous love?
MistyJ: I think it is wrong
MistyJ: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I appreciate your help, but I do have one more question
MistyJ: yes?
You: What do you look like?
You: I love you.
MistyJ: Have a good day!
MistyJ: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

>>16974313
You: WHY DO HISPANICS HAVE 8 KIDS?
vickis: To collect welfare.

Win

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JeannieR
JeannieR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
JeannieR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JeannieR: Please clarify your search
You: i am looking for harlequin fetuses
JeannieR: What is harlequin?
You: well........i have no clue
You: thats why i am asking you
You: i heard it from someone today
You: and i was wondering what they were
JeannieR: I have no clue either. If I don't no what it is then I can not do a search on it
You: i think it's some type of recipie
JeannieR: Found something
You: ok
You: OH SNAP......IT'S A BABY DISEASE
You: WTF
JeannieR: Are these results sufficient?
You: well.....kinda
You: but
JeannieR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: the best methods of swinging a shovel
JeannieR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

They banned me too. It went something like this
<Guide> Hi!
<Me> How do we proceed? Do you take your clothes off by yourself, or do I have to use rope?
<Guide> I am here to help blaa blaa blaa
<Me> Damn you independend women.
<Me> Obey the men.
<Guide> Hah! Get out of here, mom.
<Me> If I were your mommy, I'd be licking all over you.
<Guide> Men do not rule the world.
<Me> WHAT!
<Me> HERESY!

banned

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleM
MichelleM: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichelleM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Alright
MichelleM: What type of information are you looking for?
You: OH CRAP MY CAPSLOCK KEY GOT STUCK
You: A GLUE DISSOLVENT
MichelleM: Ok, one moment while I get that for you ....
You: Oh hey, Which Michelle are you? the fat one or the slutty one?
MichelleM: Neither. :D
MichelleM: The cute brunette :D
You: Oh?
You: The one with engagment rings as their search thing?
MichelleM: No
MichelleM: Not me
You: http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/1009
You: Only cute one I see
MichelleM: Are you looking to purchase this locally?
You: Yes
MichelleM: No, that's not me. Sorry.
MichelleM: Ok, could I have a city and state or zip
You: Zimbabwe, no Zip
You: http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/11224
You: You?
You: I wouldn't consider that girl cute though.. lol..
MichelleM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


EPIC?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinB
RobinB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
RobinB: Hi, are you looking for information about Jews causing every major world war?
You: I'm looking for some data for my paper on how Jews have caused everry major world war.
You: yes
RobinB: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: Now THATS a site!
You: You make my aryan heart leap with joy.
RobinB: Glad to make you happy.
RobinB: Still trying to find more links...
You: That'll be all miss! HEIL!
RobinB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Why do jews have big noses?
RobinB: LOL, let me see if I can find that.
You: I mean, I know its to smell money from further away, but I want to hear what some "scientists" say.
RobinB: Couldn't find any scientific evidence but I think you'll really like the last link.
RobinB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Oh I think so too Robin. Have a nice day, and remember, crfoss-breeding is for dogs.
You: HEIL!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

>>16975006
LOL

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Ok, here's the thing
AmyA: OK.
You: The president has been kidnapped by ninjas
You: Are you a bad enough dude to save the president!?
AmyA: For starters, I am not a Dude.
You: Well, okay
You: But the thing is
You: I need two bad DUDES
AmyA: Are these results sufficient?
You: Mmm...yeah, I think
AmyA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AmyA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hey....am I SUPPOSED to get the same person??
AmyA: NO, did we already search together?
You: Yeah, you found some Bad Dudes for me
You: Wanna go get burgers now?
AmyA: That's funny. You're lucky.
AmyA: I wish - that sounds good.
You: Cowabunga! =)

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Amanda F
Amanda F: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Amanda F: hello, what can I help you find?
You: i was wondering, where can i find bodybags?
You: also, the best type of shovels
Amanda F: okay, one moment.
Amanda F: Guess you have a plan
You: yes, i guess you could say that
Amanda F: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: ok, i also need to search for a power drill and toothpaste
Amanda F: sure, one sec.
You: praise allah, and thanks you for your time!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AlanaH
AlanaH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hiya :D
AlanaH: Hi there how are you today?
AlanaH: :)
You: I'm good, but my grandpa has been bothering me, and he's old, so I want to make him cry
You: but old people never cry
AlanaH: Hmmm so you are looking for ideas on how to make him cry?
You: yeah, just old people in general
You: they're so gruff and manly D:
AlanaH: I'm not sure there are websites wit that info but I can try to look for you
You: oh please do 3
AlanaH: What about playing some sad songs?
You: well, he's been in a war or two, so he's pretty badass
You: I dunno if songs would cut it
You: nothing works on old people, they've seen just about everything D:
AlanaH: There are some sad songs I just sent you
AlanaH: Hmm...maybe you could try making them so happy that they cry?
You: but I want evil tears of epic saddness
You: like if Will DIDN'T shoot b-ball outside of the school that one day and never moved to bel air
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Status: Connected to guide: LisaW
LisaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Im anti-socia
You: social*
You: And i hear voices.
You: I need help.
LisaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. Can you give me more information about your search?
You: Quiclu, before the voices come back.
You: The voices tell me to hurt people sometimes.
You: Do you think i should listen to the voices?
You: Sometimes i think the voices are telling me the thruth.
You: Sometimes, i get my knife and i go into my parents room, and i just watch them sleep.
You: ? Are you there.
LisaW: yes
You: Thank you, #2 is usefull.
You: Maybe i won't listen to the voices now. Again, i thank you.
LisaW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
LisaW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Bitch was no fun.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanK
JanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i have a quesiton
You: simple one
JanK: Hello
JanK: Okay how can i help?
You: did anyone upgrade your ram yet? i need to know if its true
JanK: No, but ill find you that info.
You: but... i want to know if YOU will upgrade my ram for me
JanK: Im trying to find you upgrading ram.
You: do you know what happens if you divide by 0?
You: things go BOOM so i hear
JanK: Are these results sufficient?
You: hmm, see without my ram upgrade, i just see DOT DOT DOT on the screen
JanK: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a

Status: Connected to guide: SuzanneG
SuzanneG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
You: can you help me with an online search?
SuzanneG: Good evening. How can I help you with pineapples?
You: there is a comic which has a question and an answer
You: the question is "guess who has sex with your sister?", and I wan't to know the answer
You: I think there should be a text version of that, too
SuzanneG: okay, one moment while I search.
You: I wan't to know who knows THAT KIND OF THING about the main character
You: I mean, can you just imagine that? say, you have sex with your sister, and then somebody tells you
You: "guess who knows you have sex with your sister "
You: I'd be freaked
SuzanneG: me too, lol
SuzanneG: I can give you some sites with jokes.
You: no, thanks
You: I know many jokes
You: nono, thats not a yomama joke
You: thats from a japanese manga
You: but there should be a scanlation, that is, online translation
You: I wonder, who know that?
You: intrigued indeed
SuzanneG: I'm sorry, I can't seem to find your answer. I will transfer you to another Guide who might know the answer, okay?
You: and google , they do nothing
You: no, wait
SuzanneG: Okay
You: okay, I'll tell you
You: his mom
You: its his mom who knows
You: thats the point
SuzanneG: lol
You: scary sh.it, aint it?
SuzanneG: yep
You: an thats what japanese mangas are about
SuzanneG: Can I find anything else for you tonight?
You: I mean, berserk? serial experiments lain? HELL NO
You: INCEST PORN
You: thats japan
SuzanneG: You learn something every day.
You: no, thanks
SuzanneG: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: thanks you, Suzanne

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robinb
You: hi i have been given an essay to write about brian peppers but i haven't heard of this guy
You: who is he?
robinb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: could you help me with that
robinb: Yes
You: really!?!
You: GOOD LORD! HIS FACE!!
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!
robinb: lol
You: POOR GUY
You: HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT HIM??
robinb: Im laughing at you
You: that is not very nice robinb
robinb: Im sorry
You: ok
You: can you tell me what is wrong with the man?
You: hello
You: are you still there robinb?
robinb: Yes
You: ok
You: do you know what kind of disability that man has?
robinb: LEt me look
You: thanks
You: i appreciate it
robinb: IT tells you on the page that might be due to a condition such as aperts syndrome or crouzons syndrome
You: ok can you help me research that?
robinb: yes
You: ok
You: this search is slow
You: i do not feel that it is as fast as google
robinb: Im using google
You: really?
You: i have been told by other sources that you guys use a chacha database
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something is wrong with those people and google hmm...

Status: Connected to guide: YvonneD
YvonneD: Welcome to ChaCha!
YvonneD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Is it true that in russia, Mudkips likes us?
YvonneD: You know I'm not sure but I can look it up and mudkips as in the animal or the pokemon?
You: As in the meme ofc.
YvonneD: one moment while I search for you.
YvonneD: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: Oh baby, u KNOW what i need.
YvonneD: would you mind clarifying a little better for me wha texactly you mean by meme ofc is please?
You: 1: Go to 4chan.org
YvonneD: ok
You: 2: Post a thread asking what is a meme
You: 3: See it
You: 4: Shit brick
You: 5: ????
You: 6: Profit
YvonneD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (4: Shit brick)

Status: Connected to guide: MarkS
MarkS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey there
MarkS: Hi
MarkS: What exactly do you want to know about lasers?
You: i want to know how to charge them
You: CHARGIN MAH LAZAAH
MarkS: Ha ha, you must be from /b/
You: lol yes
You: a fellow btard?
MarkS: Sure thing
MarkS: But excuse me now, I have to go and SHOOP DA WOOP
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AliciaD
AliciaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AliciaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: how do i organise a lemmon party?
AliciaD: One second while I search.

Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AliciaD
AliciaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AliciaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: how do i organise a lemmon party?
AliciaD: One second while I search.


You: hullo
AlizaidaG: Didn't I do a search for you not long ago.
AlizaidaG: ?
You: can't be, i only just started using this site
AlizaidaG: Oh ok...I guess many people like lemon parties.
You: not me, a friend told me to organise one
You: but i don't think there is a lemon party
AlizaidaG: Oh? Isn't that what you want me to search?
You: is it lemon or lemmon?
You: well i searched but i didnt find anything that made sense
AlizaidaG: ok...Just give me a moment while I search.
You: ok thankyou
AlizaidaG: hmmm I looked that up, and I am not suppose to look up things of thi$You: its a joke isnt it?
AlizaidaG: Yes it is
You: ok thankyou goodbye

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: freidam
freidam: Welcome to ChaCha!
freidam: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi
You: i kinda need advice
You: hello
freidam: ok what do you need me to research.
You: its not reli that kinda advice
You: or u cud find me a site or cud u try n help me?
freidam: I am here.
freidam: are you there?
You: yea
freidam: i can try to help you?
You: thank u
freidam: What advice do you need?
You: thers this guy i sumtimes sit next to on the bus
freidam: ok
You: n i reli like him
freidam: ok
You: but hes a lil older then me
You: so wot can i do to make him like me
freidam: does he acknowledge you?
You: we talk a lil
freidam: do you talk to him when you sit next to him on the bus?
You: sumtimes but i make myself reli stuopid n i dont m ean 2
You: like i duno wot to say
freidam: Thats just fine your nervous
You: n this 1 time i sneazed in his face
freidam: Ask him what he likes to do for fun to ease the tension.
You: he plays football
freidam: Maybe i can search some information on how to talk to an indvidual
You: i alredi got all my frends to find out stuf abot him
freidam: Ok what does he like to do?
You: but how do i make him like me 2
You: or how do i no he likes me
You: i dont reli no
freidam: Be yourself for one.
freidam: Does he sit by you first or you sit by him first.
You: but then i act all stpuid
freidam: its just nerves relax
You: i sumtimes move up 2 sit nxt 2 him
You: coz he gets on after me
freidam: How is his body language when you move up to talk to him?
You: i dunno i just get the feelin he doesnt like guys
freidam: I'm sorry?
You: I no in the bible it sez bein gay is wrong but i cant hlep it
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AshleyL: Hello, how are you?
You: I need to know how to do a home abortion?
AshleyL: that content is restricted...may I help you with something elswe
You: Well then, how about you just give me a list of beastiality sites.
AshleyL: beastiality??
You: I'm in the mood for love, and only a horse can give it.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaD
AngelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
AngelaD: Hello
AngelaD: What can i find for you
You: My friends told me santa isn't real, is this true?
AngelaD: No
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: I've been believing forr 32 years and now this?
AngelaD: Maybe
AngelaD: I think he's real.
AngelaD: Maybe
AngelaD: I think he's real.
You: no
You: I will not be fooled
You: you said he wasn't
AngelaD: no you asked if this was true and i saud no
AngelaD: said
You: oh
AngelaD: see
AngelaD: Are these results sufficient?
You: ohh...
You: wait
You: I meant satan
AngelaD: oh
AngelaD: sorry if you want that search i will have to trasnfer
You: HAIL SATAN
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Status: Guide not located.

...
fuckin pussies

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Your location is: dot dot dot dot

wtf is this shit?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Patti M
Patti M: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo
Patti M: Hello
You: how are you
Patti M: good thank you
Patti M: can I do a search for you?
You: that's good
You: sure
You: i'm trying to set up a cathether for my dad
You: he's too fat to move to the toilet and he pisses all over his bed
You: but i'm not sure how to do ti
Patti M: ok just hold on
You: please don't take too long he's already had 2 bottles of coca cola
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tatus: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SuzanneG
SuzanneG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ok check it out
SuzanneG: Good evening. What can I find you on President Bush?
You: the president has been kidnapped by 3 ninjas, named harry kim, larry kim, and joe, no last name, i need to find their GPS coordinates, they are on highway 5 heading south, big black van
SuzanneG: Sorry dude, I can't help you with that. I would not be on the Internet.
SuzanneG: Can I help you find anything else?
You: yea
SuzanneG: Okay, what would that be?
You: i tried to circumsize myself today, and i kinda messed up, i was wondering if there was anything i could do to save it...
SuzanneG: One moment and I'll search for you.
You: no i mean i have my foreskin in my hands, i wanna reattach it

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AM
AM: Welcome to ChaCha!
AM: how are you today
AM: One moment while I see what I can find.
You: Hola? Hablas espanol?
You: Si? No?
AM: no
You: Voy a trabajar en los estados unidos, pero no se ingles. Necesito un leccion para aprender a hablar mas.
AM: are these results helpful?
You: Why, yes they are quite helpful. Thank you for your help. I can get a job in Wal-Mart. Thank you!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

search:
FAT NIGGER DICK IN TIGHT HORSE PUSSY

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: monikas
monikas: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, monikas, what's up?
monikas: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Groovy.
You: I'm doing a research project.
monikas: Okay on horses
You: I need the results to be as objective as possible and with as much dripping nigger dick as possible.
monikas: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I need the results to be as objective as possible and with as much dripping nigger dick as possible.)
You: well
You: the entire field, actually
You: It's a project on paraphilia
You: forgive my somewhat colloquial verbiage. I'm in the southern US.
monikas: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: So are you a girl?
You: This search is taking quite a while.
monikas: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: Ahh
You: Does this have black guys doing horses in it? I mean, pictures?
You: Hahahah
You: Was that your way of telling me that I'm insane or is this an article on paraphilia?
You: No, no. I need black negroes specifically. Black negroes with horses.
monikas: No just an atrilce
You: Horses on their dongs.
monikas: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: Ah. I appreciate you not thinking me crazy.
You: I am rather mad, afterall. I need the sweet juice from a black negro to enter a horse for my study.
You: The sweet black juice.
Status: Session ended.

Maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Maryc: Hi there, what can I do for you?
You: Well, I need some advice
You: I am going to prison in 10 days, how do you think I should prepare for the slammer?
Maryc: Give me a moment please...
You: sure
Maryc: Is that link okay?
You: It\'s not quite what i\'m looking for
Maryc: Oh, what were you looking for?
You: Do you recomend I pay somebody to punch me in the face, so I don\'t seem so attractive to the other inmates when I go into incarcerati on?
Maryc: Let me go ahead and transfer you to a specialized guide who will be able to assist you with that search even better! One moment please...
Maryc: Transfering..
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraW
SandraW: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
SandraW: What exactly can I find for you?
You: hi
SandraW: yes
You: I have a question
SandraW: Sure
You: A wizard has turned you into a whale, is this awesome? Y/N
SandraW: y
You: Why?
SandraW: Because I love to swim
SandraW: What can I find for you?
You: But what if a japanese whaling ship harpooned you?
SandraW: are you there?
You: What then, Sandra, what then?
SandraW: Then I guess it was my time to go
SandraW: Can I help you with something??
You: Yes
You: A wizard has turned me into a whale
SandraW: ok
You: this is not awesome
You: how do I change back?
SandraW: Then how can you type?
You: with a giant underwater keyboard, ofcourse.
SandraW: Ha ha
SandraW: Keyboards don\'t work underwater
SandraW: hello
You: This one does, how else would I be typing then, silly!?

>>16975667
HERE we go

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Status: Connected to guide: TeriD
TeriD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
TeriD: Hi...what is your specific question?
You: My friends told me satan isn't real, is this true?
TeriD: Let's find out....
You: Mommy and daddy say that satan brings hellfie and candy every christmas.
You: and all those adorable little demons working up in satans workshop
TeriD: Are these results sufficient?
You: Are THEY all a lie too?
TeriD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I think i'll cry
TeriD: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
TeriD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

SandraW: Are you just looking for someone to talk too
You: if I was just looking for someone to talk to I would let out a bellowing screech and wait for the scores of female whales to come to my aid
You: I seriously need to become human again... i\'m terrified of whalers.
You: I\'m THIS close to beaching myself here Sandra! -----
You: HELLO?

>>16971866
... HE FUKKEN SHOOP'D UR WHOOP, MAN!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Amanda F
Amanda F: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Amanda F: hello, how may I guide you?
Amanda F: hello, how may I guide you?
You: can you find some info on this Typhoon Durian guy? i read in the news that he killed like 600 people
You: thats no good
Amanda F: I believe it is a storm, but one moment please.
You: how does he kill his victims?
You: 600 is alot of people
You: I need to brush up on my skills if he can kill that many people so fast
You: I'm only at liike 400
Amanda F: water
Amanda F: Are these results sufficient?
You: I suppose
Amanda F: oh wow
You: but how does one person flood a place?
Amanda F: still that's a lot, nothing to be ashamed of
Amanda F: lots of pressure and strength
You: I can only drown a few people at a time
You: hmm
You: is there a machine that can help me?
Amanda F: yeah it's hard
Amanda F: no I don't think so, they outlawed drowning machines
You: when was that
You: recently?
Amanda F: long time ago, the dark ages
You: oh
Amanda F: yep
Amanda F: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: well
Amanda F: a well?
You: wells are no good
You: oh i know
Amanda F: sure they are
You: what percent of the 600 people were mentally challenged
You: they're really easy to drown, so that may be why he's going so fast
You: hello?
You: =/
You: i suppose i'll go get another 200
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JOANNEB
JOANNEB: Welcome to ChaCha!
JOANNEB: Hi
JOANNEB: How are you today?
You: Uh. Hi. This is kind of embarassing. Well, we got my dog about two years ago.
JOANNEB: Ok
You: And, well, he went at it with this stuffed rabbit we bought for my niece.
You: I don't want to throw away a good stuffed animal... so, how could I remove the stain and have no one know it ever happened?
JOANNEB: Is it a blood stain?
You: ... No... it's a... protein stain... if you catch the drift.
You: We never had him snipped.
JOANNEB: Ok
JOANNEB: We had a miniature pincher that loved her little stuffed bear the same way.
You: Any personal suggestions, then? I don't want my neice to suspect anything.
You: I paid a pretty penny for the damn thing. I can't just throw it away.
JOANNEB: The last site might be most helpful for that embarassing problem
JOANNEB: Clean it and no one will be the wiser.
JOANNEB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: No. Thank you.
JOANNEB: Nice chatting with you.
You: Thank you for not laughing.
JOANNEB: Have a great holiday
You: You too.

>>16975982
WINNNER!

I reported her for trying to indoctrinate me into Christianity

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CheriF
CheriF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
CheriF: Hello
CheriF: How are you?
You: ok
You: how r u
CheriF: One moment while I search What is love? for you..
You: love me plz
You: i want 2 die
CheriF: I am good thanks
CheriF: sorry to hear that
You: do u loev me
You: i am crying because no one does
CheriF: I love everyone
You: and u are hthe only person i can alk to right now
CheriF: Jesus loves you
You: he does?
CheriF: Yes
You: why
CheriF: Becouse you are his child
CheriF: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
CheriF: Becouse you are his child
You: I'm dum and ugly
CheriF: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NevaN
NevaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
NevaN: Hello
You: hello there nevan
NevaN: are you looking for a receipe for burritos?
You: what kind of name is nevan? no im wondering how if you freeze burritos if they can fit in your you know what
You: can you help me
You: im not talking about a microwave either
NevaN: so it is fun to come on here and ask questions like this?
You: huh?
You: im serious
You: my girlfriend wants to know but doesnt know who to ask
NevaN: what are you wanting to fit the burrito in?
You: so shes making me
You: and ive asked everyone else
You: help me please
NevaN: Have you asked your preacher?
You: yes
You: but he was more interested in boys
You: and im not
NevaN: Your mom?
You: you know?
You: my moms dead
You: thanks for asking
NevaN: Well you have a good day.
NevaN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connected to guide: JasonR
JasonR: Welcome to ChaCha!
JasonR: What can I find for you?
You: thanks
You: what is "myspace"
JasonR: Let me look for you
JasonR: Does this link help?
You: i heard that through myspace, i can become "an hero"
You: what does this mean?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Guide not located.

>>16975986
Win.

You: im fine
JanineS: What can I help you find today about USB?
You: i was wondering if you could help me get these pictures out of my camera
JanineS: WHat camera do you have?
You: i saw a video that told me i need a usb cord but it was cut off before they showed me how to get it out the camera
You: its a digital camera
JanineS: What brand/model of camera?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM
JenniferM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Jennifer.
JenniferM: Good afternoon, how are you?
You: I'm good. I've got a late project due, it's about lolicon animal rape. Coduld you help me find out about this topic?
JenniferM: I'll try.
You: Thanks a ton. So, how old are you Jennifer?
JenniferM: Is that relevent to your search.
You: Yes.
You: The lolicon needs to be within a regular womans age.
JenniferM: Probably not. Why do you want to know how old I am.
You: And you are a regular woman, right?
JenniferM: What is a regular womans age?
You: Your age.
JenniferM: So if I say I'm 102, is that regular?
You: Yes.
JenniferM: Okay, then I'm 102
You: That is relavent to my intrests. Thank you.
JenniferM: How old are you?
You: 87.
You: Just had a birthday.
JenniferM: LOL =)
JenniferM: Does that make you regular?
You: Why do you laugh at the elderly? Are you some crazy person?
JenniferM: No.
You: And yes, I am a regular person.
JenniferM: Good, I'm 30
You: I thought you were 102?
JenniferM: What does that have to do with lolicon animal
JenniferM: That is all I could find by the way on your subjects.
You: Well thank you alot. This helps. Thanks for your time.
JenniferM: Your welcome.
JenniferM: Have a great night
JenniferM: Happy Holidays too.
JenniferM: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
JenniferM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CynthiaB
CynthiaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
CynthiaB: Hi there.
You: I'm trying to find cars in africa
You: I've looked every where but there are none to be found
You: I'm beginning to find myself under the impression that there are no cars in africa
You: only AIDS
CynthiaB: oh
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PamT
PamT: Welcome to ChaCha!
PamT: Hi
You: hello
PamT: how you doing today?
PamT: How may i help you?
You: i need some help with web
PamT: Okey, what kind of question about web
You: i need to know how to shot it?
PamT: What do you mean by "shot it"
You: well, you know how spiderman shots it?
You: i need to know how to do that?
You: i've watched both the movies, and read all the comix, but they are no help
You: also, was wondering if you knew how i could become an hero?
You: pamt?
You: herro?
You: have you found the desired results?
You: Pam. Please come back.
You: I NEED you.
You: You don't understand.
You: If I don't shot this web, people may dye.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EricaR
EricaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello erica
EricaR: Hello
You: sooo yeah
You: sleeping
EricaR: What info on sleeping are you looking for?
You: i need to know what time you go to sleep, so i can sneak into your room and violently rape... i mean, read bedtime stories to you...
EricaR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraW
SandraW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey sandra
SandraW: HI
You: I lost my internet and I don't know where to find it..
SandraW: then leave it alone and it will come home wagging its tail behind it
You: are you implying that my internet's a dog?
You: I could be having this wonderful companion and I don't know!?
You: you've opened up a whole new dillema
SandraW: No, remember the nursery ryhme---its Mary had a little lamb
You: Mary had cervical cancer
SandraW: Is there something I can find for you ? seriously
You: and I cried
SandraW: Oh MY
You: you've reminded me of my dead mother now
SandraW: so sorry
You: I can't stop crying long enough to search
SandraW: Ok then ,....my condolences
You: ok there is one way to make me feel better
SandraW: ok
You: I need a picture
SandraW: of?
You: I need a circus cat
You: on a roof doing an adorable trick
SandraW: ok
You: and then after he jumps off the roof
You: my mother would like that :)

You: and now my mom said I\'m moving with my aunty and uncle in Bel-Air
AnneS: Well hey Fresh Prince!!!
You: Where can I get a cheap cab fare from Philly to Bel-Air?
AnneS: Nice to meet you!!!
You: You too, Anne
AnneS: Have a great day and happy holidays!
You: thank you can help me out?
AnneS: Bye
AnneS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: wtf?
Status: Session ended.

>>16971757
that g.g guy is an ASShole fo' sho'

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraN
BarbaraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
BarbaraN: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hello
You: im lookin for pictures of mudkip
BarbaraN: one moment please
You: okey dokey artichokey
BarbaraN: How are those? Would you like any more?
You: em, their not quite what im looking for...
BarbaraN: What are you looking for, exactly?
You: sexy pictures of mudkip
BarbaraN: I don't see any, but let me look.
You: find any?
BarbaraN: not yet
You: you liek mudkip?
BarbaraN: It's cute.
You: :P haha ur funny
BarbaraN: Do you know if there are any pictures of a sexy mudkip?
You: yeah, i had pictures before, but their gone now.
BarbaraN: I have looked through 15 pages, and none are what you are looking for.
You: aww :) mudkip is so hawt
BarbaraN: still looking
BarbaraN: have you asked on a chat board? Would you like me to give you a link to one?
You: yeah pleez
BarbaraN: Let me know when I send you one that you like.
You: yeah pleez
BarbaraN: Let me know when I send you one that you like.
You: ill settle with this thanx.
BarbaraN: ok, maybe someone on there has some stuff they can share with you.
BarbaraN: Have a good evening!
BarbaraN: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: bai barbara
BarbaraN: bai
BarbaraN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidF
DavidF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello!
DavidF: Hey how's it going?
You: I have a problem.
You: Not so good.
DavidF: What's the problem?
You: There's a hotdog stuck in my playstation 2.
DavidF: Oh boy
You: I can't get it out, it's in the disc drive.
DavidF: That IS a problem
DavidF: How did that happen?
You: Not that it matters, all my friends laugh at me because they all have ps3's
You: I'm not sure, really.
DavidF: Nice
You: I still care for my ps2 though.
DavidF: Ummmm
DavidF: Yeah PS2 is still a good system
You: great games
You: Your favorite?
DavidF: You have Guitar Hero?
DavidF: That^
You: I do!
You: And 2!
DavidF: Yes!
DavidF: Niceee
You: I'm not as good as my friend Gabe, he can get 5 stars on bark at the moon and such.
DavidF: Yeah my friend can too
DavidF: I wasnt that good
DavidF: I could do every song on expert
DavidF: not 5 stars though
You: Yeah, me neither
You: I beat Trogdor and Thunderhorse on expert on gh2, it's all that matters to me right now. haha
DavidF: haha
You: But I can't play it anymore now that a hot dog is lodged in the disc drive! :)
DavidF: I'll give u sites on how to take it apart
DavidF: and get that hot dog out
You: ok, thanks!
You: I tried to get a cd out of a ps2 previously that was stuck in the disc drive, and we broke the warentee and all. But he ended up smashing it
DavidF: Ouch
DavidF: There is a nice video
DavidF: On the second link
You: Haha, thanks!
DavidF: No problem
You: It was nice talking with you, haha
DavidF: Hopefully you can get back to GH2 soon!
DavidF: Yeah you too have a good one! Rock on
You: Haha, yes, if all works well!
You: You too man!
You: later
DavidF: Later
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaS
MelissaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
MelissaS: hello
MelissaS: welcome to chacha
You: ineedsomeinfoonspacebars
MelissaS: what can i help you find tonight
You: ilostmine
MelissaS: ok what kind of info do you need
You: whereismyspacebar
MelissaS: on the bottom of your keyboard
MelissaS: is it just not working?
You: itjustsaysdell
You: atthebottom
MelissaS: the long rectangular key
You: thethingis,somebodyplayedajoke.on.me
You: they.sswitched.my.keys.around
MelissaS: thats no good
MelissaS: do you need a diagram of where the keys go?
You: the.long.rectangular.one.is.in.the.middle.now
You: when.i.click.it
You: i.get.this."bbbbbbb"
You: sometimes.even.this./b/
MelissaS: move the space bar back to the bottom
You: what.tools.will.i.need
You: one.simply.does.not.just.move.a.spacebar.into.mordor
MelissaS: What is ur specific question you need answered
MelissaS: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaR
LisaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaR: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

Lashmush serves you...

Auschwitz - truth or lie?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarrieT
CarrieT: Welcome to ChaCha!
CarrieT: Hello.
You: Hello
You: I need help
CarrieT: Is there particular information abpout Aushwitz you are looking for?
You: i cant find the necessary information about whether auschwitz really exists or not.
You: please help
You: nobody seems to be debating this issue.
CarrieT: It does exist, I have visited there myself.
You: do you have proof i can use?
You: maybe a site or something?
CarrieT: One moment.
You: cause my friends say its just a story to scare us from trying to exterminate jews.
You: wow, it seems auschwitz does exist.
CarrieT: I have sent two sites so far. I will be sendning more in just one second.
CarrieT: Are these results sufficient?
You: damn, that sucks. millions of jews killed and they didnt even get to eat the corpses...
You: what a waste of perfect burgermeat.
CarrieT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: whos this hitler?
You: he seems to be coming up alot in regards to auschwitz?
CarrieT: One moment.
You: thank you for the results so far, they have all been very informative.
CarrieT: Are these results sufficient?
You: allright, just a second, i need to copy some information then i have a final query you might be able to assist with.
You: there we go.
CarrieT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ok, so i would like to know about the resistance, because i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there where dice in the mirror...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CrystalE
CrystalE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im not abusing
You: can you not flag me for asec
You: im looking for a band
CrystalE: Ok
You: and for some reason i keep getting flagged
CrystalE: The band is the fat chicks?
You: its the whole thing
You: fat chicks eating penorz
CrystalE: the whole thing is the name of the band? Weird name!! So what do you need about them just general?
You: if you can find a listing with like vagoo in the tofu sauce
You: thats all i need i cant find it
You: disco
You: hopefully
CrystalE: Ok one moment and will see what I can find.
You: yea it may be weird to you
You: but i know its there
You: ive seen it
You: with my own eyez
CrystalE: I believe you
You: me too
You: but thanks
CrystalE: And if you see half the stuff us guides do in a day you would understand the flagging its crazy.
You: shi yea
You: i think its a pretty sick job
You: your like masters
You: masters of of the interwebz
CrystalE: I guess so we try to be anyway....lol
You: put your flag up so i can join your party
You: you get paid for this
CrystalE: yes
You: how can i join
You: my mom used to do stuff like this
CrystalE: Can't right now they aren't taking any new guides but say the middle of the month they MAY open it back up??
You: more modding on some stupid website w
You: thatd be sweet
You: she used to be on this here computer for dayzzz

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PamT
PamT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello!
PamT: hi
You: I need some help making a decision.
PamT: how you doing today?
You: Fine, thanks
You: ANyways
You: my gf has some pretty wierd sexual fetishes...
You: and she says its wierd that I dont have any
You: So
You: Coming from a second opinion
You: Is it wierd? IF so, what you reccomend? She says shes leaving me if I cant be more interesting
You: I guess what Im searching for is
You: common fetishes I can tell her I have
PamT: okey, wht is that
You: Um... Im kinda new to this, how long will it take?
You: Cause, see, shes coming down the stairs and-
You: OH SHI
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

You: she called herself a master
You: thats why i brought it up
You: she got aids tho
You: and they closed the pool
CrystalE: Sorry to hear that
You: shes not dead or nothin
You: shes a strong guy
CrystalE: Thats good!!
You: finding anything about my penorz
CrystalE: Not a thing
CrystalE: are you sure its spelled right?
You: i heard this was better than google
You: hell yea
You: im looking at the cd
You: you can google that shi
CrystalE: Ok hang on think I found something
You: sweet
You: you rock
You: we should get together sometime
You: discuss theories
CrystalE: they have a song sloppy meateaters....lol
You: and atomic differences
You: haha
You: wha
You: hey you know what
You: it might interest me
You: im down to try new things
CrystalE: what the sloppy meateaters?
You: ever heard of donkey punch?
You: whi yea
You: yea
You: whats the genre
CrystalE: Its just the lyrics though
You: i think they did a feat. with these guys
You: maybe
You: no discography tho?
CrystalE: That song is the only fat chicks band stuff I can find
You: hmm
You: k
CrystalE: Of course my expertise is travel
You: no shi
CrystalE: yup all my keywords are for travel but if I want to get paid I have to take searches I know little about.
You: ur good
You: ill take my chances
You: thanks again
You: hey can u select a guide?
CrystalE: Sorry I wasn't much help I can transfer you to another but I can't choose who it will be
You: no
You: u rok
You: my penor
CrystalE: Ok well have a great night!!
You: like
You: if i want u as my guide again
You: can i select you or wha?
CrystalE: Nope its the luck of the drawl if you choose something about travel like Disney, cruises you have a better chance
You: thats gay
You: ok well till fate meets again
You: ill be waiting and fapping

OH FUCK GUYS WHAT SHOULD I SAY

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ShannaW
ShannaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI ^_^
ShannaW: Hello!
You: can u find me a REELY cute pic of ash n pikachu frum pokemon?
You: i luv kawaii thing liek that ^_^
ShannaW: I sure can:)
ShannaW: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: OMG thats purfect!
ShannaW: Thank you:)
ShannaW: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: now can you find me a pic of a mangled racoon corpse?
ShannaW: I sure can:)
You: oh...
ShannaW: Ok, you will have to search for that under a different category:)
ShannaW: Is there anything else I can find for you for ash and pikachu?
You: you're a sick one, ShannaW
ShannaW: Ok, if you say so.
ShannaW: Have a great day.
ShannaW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

I dare you, search with guide for childporn

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM
JenniferM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Jennifer.
JenniferM: Good afternoon, how are you?
You: I'm good. I've got a late project due, it's about lolicon animal rape. Coduld you help me find out about this topic?
JenniferM: I'll try.
You: Thanks a ton. So, how old are you Jennifer?
JenniferM: Is that relevent to your search.
You: Yes.
You: The lolicon needs to be within a regular womans age.
JenniferM: Probably not. Why do you want to know how old I am.
You: And you are a regular woman, right?
JenniferM: What is a regular womans age?
You: Your age.
JenniferM: So if I say I'm 102, is that regular?
You: Yes.
JenniferM: Okay, then I'm 102
You: That is relavent to my intrests. Thank you.
JenniferM: How old are you?
You: 87.
You: Just had a birthday.
JenniferM: LOL =)
JenniferM: Does that make you regular?
You: Why do you laugh at the elderly? Are you some crazy person?
JenniferM: No.
You: And yes, I am a regular person.
JenniferM: Good, I'm 30
You: I thought you were 102?
JenniferM: What does that have to do with lolicon animal
JenniferM: That is all I could find by the way on your subjects.
You: Well thank you alot. This helps. Thanks for your time.
JenniferM: Your welcome.
JenniferM: Have a great night
JenniferM: Happy Holidays too.
JenniferM: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
JenniferM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaD
LindaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaD: Hello
You: Hey, linda
LindaD: Hi!
You: what's up
LindaD: chacha.com!
You: Yeah!
You: Woot!
You: Chacha.com!
You: partay!
You: So, tell me about it.
LindaD: how can i assist you today!
LindaD: Having a blast...so much fun!
LindaD: making money too!
You: Sweet
LindaD: Yes it is...
You: How do I get a job doing this sort of thing?
LindaD: Simply apply...
LindaD: I'll send you a few sites...
You: okay
LindaD: one moment please...
You: Do you guys do this out of your homes or at an office?
LindaD: from home...
You: oh, okay, cool
You: I can do that
You: Sweet, thanks
LindaD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Sure
You: How do I make a blood sacrifice to Moloch, Devourer of Men?
LindaD: not sure...you got me on that one!
You: Oh, okay. Well, thanks for your help, then!
LindaD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanineS
You: oops, im sorry, ive allready gotten help with this.
JanineS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JanineS: Hello!
You: i accidentally pressed the refresh button
JanineS: Okay...can I help with something else?
You: well, i would very much like to know about this taboo matter called womens rights.
JanineS: Alright....let me see what I can find out for you. Hold one moment.
You: it seems males disregard it with great skill and women are very agitated when someone questions such movements as feminism.
You: Oh i see.
You: So women are after equal rights, no more no less?
JanineS: Yep.
JanineS: Are these results okay?
You: Well, they're allright. But they seem to be written by women so that kind of makes them void to me. Thanks though. bye.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

lol

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KathyE
KathyE: Welcome to ChaCha!
KathyE: Hello!
You: hi
KathyE: How are you today?
You: fine thanks, you?
KathyE: Great thanks!
KathyE: What can I find for you today?
You: do you sleep on your front or back?
KathyE: back most of the time.
KathyE: or side.
You: never front?
KathyE: Why?
KathyE: No!
KathyE: Never.
You: why not?
KathyE: It is uncomfortable.
You: how?
KathyE: and I have a bad back.
KathyE: So I can't sleep on my stomach.
You: but sleeping on your front would relieve your back? :D
KathyE: No, it doesn't.
KathyE: It makes it worse.
You: oh
KathyE: Why do you ask?
You: i was just wondering weather to take loads of pills and drink and die on my front or back

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethK
ElizabethK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
ElizabethK: How can I help you?
You: how do i mine for fish?
ElizabethK: Mine for fish..?
You: yes
ElizabethK: lol
ElizabethK: Lemme guess
ElizabethK: Are you visitng from digg.com?
You: no
ElizabethK: Oh, well then
ElizabethK: Fish-mining it is. One sec while I search
You: hello?
ElizabethK: I'm currently searching for you

HE HAD A LOT OF NOTHING TO SAY

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lakhena L
Lakhena L: Welcome to ChaCha!
Lakhena L: hi
You: Hello
Lakhena L: How are you doing ?
You: I'm doing alright, you?
Lakhena L: Im doing alright too
Lakhena L: thank you for asking
Lakhena L: How may I help you today?
You: I'm doing a report on the internet. I can't find any evidence that women use the internet.
Lakhena L: ok, so you topic for me today is women and internet?
Lakhena L: how that sound?
You: Yea, do they use it?
Lakhena L: yes
Lakhena L: everyone use internet
Lakhena L: but they are different reason to use it
Lakhena L: let me find some information about it
Lakhena L: for you
You: Really? Cause I met this one girl online, and she later told me she was a guy.
Lakhena L: she was a guy?
You: Yea, she lied to me. I was really dissapointed.
Lakhena L: how do you know she at the frist time
You: I mean he :) .. it's still difficult to talk about
Lakhena L: and how come she tell you she is a guy?
You: It all started when I asked ASL, and they said 18/f/japan
Lakhena L: ok, on chat room
Lakhena L: ?
You: And we talked for a couple months, and I was in love. Then one day they said "I have a secret.. in my pants"
You: I was shocked :)
You: Yea on AOL
Lakhena L: To tell you the truth... most ppl in chat room are lie... and please dont take it too serious about that
You: But ever since this, I don't think there's women on the internet
Lakhena L: heheheh
Lakhena L: well, some are on too
Lakhena L: just like me
You: What?
Lakhena L: i am a girl too
You: You're a real girl?
Lakhena L: im using the internet too
Lakhena L: yes
Lakhena L: im working with chacha
Lakhena L: how could i lie

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmberH
Status: Connected to guide: AmberH
AmberH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmberH: Hello, I hoppe you are having a good day.
AmberH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello, I hoppe you are having a good day.
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmberH: Haha, thanks for catching my typo.
You: Haha, thanks for catching my typo.
AmberH: I'm an idiot.
You: You're an idiot.
You: Thanks for using ChaCha!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

BryanT: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (you realize this whole chat thing is doomed to fail, i mean you probably have about 50 image boards and forums fucking with your whole staff about now)
You: you realize this whole chat thing is doomed to fail, i mean you probably have about 50 image boards and forums f** king with your whole staff about now
BryanT: It doesn't matter
You: yea ok
You: i need info on 3d mark 06
You: its a benchmarking program
You: i need it 4 free
You: im not paying the bs 40 bucks
BryanT: this thing is advertisment driven, as long as they keep coming, reguardless of the reason, it will keep going
You: hmm
You: so you guys get paid on the amount of users?
You: searchers?
BryanT: yep
You: lucky!
You: how much u get paid
BryanT: up to 10/hour
You: damn and allu do is help pple search and chat with them?
BryanT: yep
You: can i apply?
You: haha
BryanT: sure
You: sweet
BryanT: let me get you a link
You: thanks
You: so whatup
You: im bord
You: haha
BryanT: now let me see if I can find that program for you
You: yea i dont need it
You: i was just killing time
You: ah u have 2 be 18 to get a job with cha cha?
BryanT: I think so
You: how old r u
BryanT: there is your free link
BryanT: 24
You: yea that stuff isnt free
You: they hook u
BryanT: of course
BryanT: nothing is really free
You: yea true i learned that in econ h
You: aha
BryanT: anything else
You: yea, u work from home right?
BryanT: I am home now
BryanT: but I can log into the system from anywhere
You: and you work at your own leisure? or they give u hours
BryanT: log in, work, get tired, log out
BryanT: 24/h a day
You: thanks for the info dude, i think i just found my loser of a friend a job
You: haha
You: peace out
BryanT: see ya
BryanT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>16977478 continued
You: How do I know you aren't lying.. just like before? :)
Lakhena L: hummm... well, i dont have to lie to you... cuz this is my job here and i am here to help you find our search...
Lakhena L: it doesn't matter who i am ... I just tell you at once only
You: But you could be a guy that is trying to trick me again
You: It hurts so bad
Lakhena L: I understand your feeling, I really do
Lakhena L: But for here... we dont chat for over and over
Lakhena L: It is only one time and you dont have to care about that
You: Is there any more proof for women existing on the internet?
Lakhena L: well,
Lakhena L: your question is hard to search
Lakhena L: no one know how women get on internet
You: Because it's true isn't it? :)
Lakhena L: no
Lakhena L: hehhehe
Lakhena L: relax.. a lot of women are on the internet
Lakhena L: but you have to look carefully
You: I just dont want to get hurt again..
Lakhena L: i understand... well... that's nothing I can help with that
Lakhena L: I can't really tell real women online
You: Are you the only one?
Lakhena L: but the thing is , you should be careful when you chat with them
Lakhena L: no a lot of women in here
You: How do I find out if they are really a woman?
Lakhena L: i really dont know... i really dont
Lakhena L: but for me... i could
Lakhena L: i know who is who
Lakhena L: cuz we see our pic there
You: What's your secret?
Lakhena L: i dont have any secret.
Lakhena L: if i do, why should i tell you
Lakhena L: you are too funny
Lakhena L: well, let me get someone who can help you deepy with this for you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Guide not located.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TiehrraS
TiehrraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
You: what is goatse?
TiehrraS: weren't you on here before
You: what?
You: no?
You: that search didnt help me
You: i thouht it was a /jpg
You: .jpg
TiehrraS: do that help
TiehrraS: Are these results sufficient?
TiehrraS: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
TiehrraS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MistyJ
MistyJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
MistyJ: How can I help you search for dog powers?
You: i wan to knw if my dog could have powers ?
MistyJ: I am not sure...
You: well
You: i tried to gve him powers
You: he was in the mcrowave for a while, his power level was low
You: t needs 2 be at lest 9000
MistyJ: I wouldn't recommend that
You: ya he is no pwer now
You: i ned to get his poer level back up
You: halp?
MistyJ: Not sure if I can do that, maybe you should talk to his super vet
MistyJ: Are these results sufficient?
You: his poer is stil;l low!1
You: ples help
MistyJ: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: he's sad
MistyJ: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

some pretty damn good links though...