ads

Crazy Germans.

Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!

I'm jealous of this guys rhythm D:

God rested on the 7th day because Technoviking told him too

When Technoviking falls into water, he doesn't become wet, the water becomes Technoviking!

Technoviking does not dance because of Parkinson's.

ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only technoviking.

so in all seriousness, what is going on in the video?

besides this technoviking looking like an uber badass

>>41122801

Technoviking taped that video. If you ask how, you'll soon realize your folly.

This thing is a year old. Where the fuck have you assholes been living?

DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!DAS UBERMENSCH!!!

Now i know. One day he will come and kill me.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for TECHNOVIKING

Technoviking's chief exports are pain and TECHNO

Those are some seriously badass moves at @ 01:30
I wish I could dance like technoviking.

That noise was fucking horrible, you can't call that shit music.

rules

/r/ song

i started choking on my drink when he was moving and dancing at the same time

>>41123098
gb2/NME's cock/

This would make a great Europe vs USA!

I don't get it.

He has disciples.

OH GOD IT WAS LIKE THE TECHNO THRILLER

L2ECSTASY FAGGOTS

industrialviking

Technoviking rescues that woman.. and then he DANCES

ALL HAIL TECHNO VIKING

I just came from nocturnal too =3

o lawd what a thug

Technoviking vs. amerikkan nigger!

Right after he drank the upside-down water. He got his moves on. Did you notice that?!

hes so fucking uber...

TECHNOVIKING FTW !!!!!

hes so fucking uber...

Did that guy hand him a fruit rollup?

ALL HAIL TECHNO VIKING

no wonder the vikings kicked ass.

Technoviking is so hard that when he goes to take a dump, the building explodes

I can tell you what's going on!
From the looks of it it's a parade in Berlin. Either the well-known Love Parade or one of the smaller parades, such as the Gay Parade etc. (whatever they have going on in that part of Germany). What you see in the video is a scene, filmed from someone on one of the wagons that are part of the whole convoy system. DJ's and dancers usually ride with them and provide for constant music throughout the event. Sometimes they halt for a while to give a rest or to let slower mobiles catch up. People usually walk next to it or behind it if they enjoy the music or are part of the group which represents that wagon. Technoviking was prolly part of the gay-wagon part.

>>41124667
GTFO dumb bitch.

>>41124667

Its the fuck parade 2000

HAHA I CAME FROM NOCTURNAL!

No One On Earth (Gabriel & Dresden Mix)

by Above & Beyond. Best song ever

Your fortune: Godly Luck

TECHNOVIKING IS NOW A MEME
HENCE FORTH TUESDAY WILL BE KNOWN AS TECHNOVIKING TUESDAY
POST SOME FUCKING TECHNOVIKING

>>41124667
It's the Fuck Parade you dipshit.

sense please?

>>41124804

You need to do some motivational posters then..

>>41124804

if this nigger is gonna be a meme lets get some SHOOPS
STAT

A Challenger Appears....

>>41124954

we have lost the power of our ancestors and are all newfags:=~(

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>41124804
>>41124919
>>41124954
New Meme Hoooo

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>41125077
Wait till all the oldfags in america wake up and do it

hes such a badass, he would rape chuck norris ass and stuff, and yeah its the fuck parade in germany .germany kicks ass.

I'm gonna be Technoviking in halloween

>>41125019

Technoviking eats a bowl of hoffs for breakfast

This is sort of what I imagined god would be like.

He is a god. Thor is his name.

>>41124667
It's called Fuck Parade, the answer to Love Parade.

What genre of music is that?

>>41125325


WITH WATER!

>>41125447
National Socialist Techno

>>41125428

goddam.. andrea, you seem smitten..

WHAT TEH FUCK IS THE FIRST SONG??

Sure, except the fact that he probably has the worst eastern-German accent, he has a beard, he's on steroids, he listens to crappy music and dances like an American. Yup, except all of that I'm smitten! :(

Your fortune: Godly Luck

dfgfdg

all of this is irrelevant...HE IS TECHNOVIKING.

>>41125618
I'm gona fuck you in the ass

NO YOU ARE NOT

>>41125784
Back in the cave bitch!

>>41125735

omfg *grovels*

Andrea u are so stupid.he is the new god, the new chuck norris and u gonna be assraped

no no, this is not how a meme is delivered into the world. All of this smells rotten.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok5NWazfq-Y
much better

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

http://ussr.at/spf/technoviking.mov
hi-res technoviking.

>>41125618

Technoviking does not talk to you anyways

srsly wtf?

>>41125945
shut up whore. i talk to everyone. you think thats the wind? thats me after i save teh rei and pound her.

>>41125848
Do you see girls chasing him? No? Me neither. Because he's a scary psycho and a fucking golden retriever style tool. He instantly comes running to protect some stranger girl without being asked. What a weak impression. His tiny steroid dick is only good enough to do some work for me. I'd rather go out with a real man that i can look up to, not some mindless drug addict. He's fun to look at, I'll give him that.

Huzzah!

>>41126263
Thats because I'm a superhero motherfucker.

Ihr Untermenschen! Der Techno Vikinger sollte euch bestrafen!

>>41126569
Lächerlich! ;)

>>41126569
Impostor!

tits or gtfo

>>41126675
RUHE JÜDIN! IN DEN OFEN!

>>41126740
Nein du!

So many Deutsch sprechen peoples in here.. should have paid mor attention in high school

Nicht im entferntesten Sinne jüdisch. An den Ofen höchstens, nicht in den Ofen.

>>41126263

Dont deny it Andrea. You will be the first to give in when he approaches you with his manly chest and his strong hands.

>>41126896
Ich Heisse Rob.. Ich bin ein und Zwanzig jarhe alt

>>41126920
you are a jew?

Recht so! Hauptsache du hälst dich nicht im Internet ODER meiner nähe auf.
Ich bin dir in jeder Beziehung ÜBERLEGEN!

>>41126946
oh.. uhm... Ich bin Glen.. Wie ghets?

>>41126933
You're right, I'd give in to the strong urge to laugh.

Hallo! We are in deep shit! Send out the technoviking!

>>41127071

He is going to crush your emo BF

>>41126263
that (supposed) girls is so much fail i had to drink a glass of whiskey to be able to continue browsing /b/

fukken badass..

>>41127106
You were starting to get all shaky already? Drink some more then.

>>41127071
hi. please GTFO. you are a newfag, a namefag and a dumb bitch. you are the cancer that's killing /b/.

>>41127106
Looks like a guy in a wig tbh.

What does he have strapped around his leg?
Why can't I stop staring at the strap?!
Why did Technoviking make me gay!?

>>41127220

shut up woman

>>41127220
>>41127071
>>41126920
Seems like we have an attention whore among us

>>41127220
excuse me what is that doing here?

>>41126263
Tits []
GTFO []

I'm not whoring for it, you're just looking for one to draw it to.

>>41127358

Stfu [ ]
Gtfo [ ]
you chose.

>>41127409
lol suuure rofl xD

ATTENTION WHORE ON THE SCENE
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>>41127483
Feel free to test me, ignore me. :)

>>41127473

GTFO you fucking AIDS infested whore. and STFU. you don't like how /b/ plays then g/b/2 gaia

>>41127473
Love joo

>>41127531
Dad, get off David's computer! He has homework to do.

>>41127544
That's the fun part about it. You keep whining that I'm not allowed to play with you but I'm doing it anyway. I win. Now cry some more, manly man.

>>41127409
Why do you, unlike the rest of us post with your fucking name clearly visible then? with hearts around it.

putting hearts all over ur tripode is like a man putting biceps. get it? you're an average cliche. gtfo you are not wanted here

>>41127626
love joo

>>41127636
For the lulz. It clearly pisses people off.

>>41127636
owned

>>41127626
i wanna suck your cock andy

>>41127626

kill yourself

>>41127685
TITTEN ODER RAUS!

>>41127690
I meant the Andrea slut was owned by
>>41127636
too much whiskey it came out wrong lawl

>>41127726
Quit attention whoring!

holy shit i saw this ages ago, now its becoming a forced meme.

thx for ruining a new god's thread with stupid whining and attentionwhoring, dumb bitch.

>>41127763
Prove that u r a girl by posting tits.
Ansonsten: RAUS!

>>41127758
seconded, attention whore is attention

I'm still here and you can't do shit about it.
Poor Techno Vikings thread :(

anyway any interested thread around without attention whores? awesome thread was infested with AIDS i need to gtfo

>>41127763
love joo

Technoviking is Raptor Jesus' apostle.

Funny how you guys self destruct the thread by demanding stuff you won't get and reacting pissed about a name instead of Anonymous - THEN you whine that the thread was infested by aids (yourself whining) and then leaving. Too funny :)

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE A WHORE

I'm leaving.. because this is just an internet argument, and we all know the saying, and yes.. you're both retarded, and if you reply to this you are fucking brainless, because i won't see it
thank you for fucking ruining something that was fun, Rest in peace techno viking

>>41127894
QFT

he's in the HELL'S ANGELS!!!

MC BANDIDOS saw this vid and now he gone underground

>>41127994
TITTEN ODER RAUS
We win, bitch.

>>41128013
Only if they surf here too, which i highly doubt. I guess I'm safe to believe that they still think of me as an angel.

>>41128051
Boo-hoo.

>>41128097

TITS OR GTFO!

>>41128097

Do you also fuck random guys from the internet?

Nope.

TRIPWHORE!!!!

>>41128161
wow she did it.. she's actually that dumb... damn

>>41128213

Zeig dein titten!

>>41128241
How insulting! ...

lol hippies

Technoviking simlpy does rave into Mordor

>>41126263
Wow, thats too much weak logic and argumentation for just one post.

>>41128483
It's not your fault that you're not capable to understand.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>41128587
Oh for the love of Raptor Jesus, GTFO namefag!

>>41128647
Not if you keep talking to me.

She said in another thread that his brother posted her tits on here, and she was named incest-chan. Repost those.

>>41128780
She lies.
Diese deutsche Misthure.

>>41128875
Ich sage die Wahrheit und nichts als die Wahrheit sowahr mir Gott helfe.

did u guys recognize that technoviking wear one red and one blue sock?we have to copy that :-)

>>41128683

Can the eagles please draft technoviking?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>41128875

BUTTER FÜR DEN BUTTERGOTT

>>41123098
O hai fucking stupid newfag

lol Schäper

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>41128965

www.krautchan.net

da werden sie geholfen.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

lol was geht vor sich in diesem thread?

deutsche kamerahuren?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Check out the guy who gives TV the bottle of water in the high res video. He knows a god when he sees one.

>>41129273
Andrea zeigt ihre Titten nicht.
Oder sollte ich sagen: Seine? ;P
Keine Mädels im Internet.

>>41129541
*seuftz*
Ja, ist klar! :)

nicht war?

>>41129425
or he's just gay. like the flyer-guy.

>>41129653
Or both. Like Anonymous.

>>41128587
Oh I understand, I understand very well. Too well actually.

That's exactly why I'm saying you spew bullshit like there's no tomorrow.

>>41129630
Prove me wrong!

>>41130091
Show me who tells me to prove you wrong.

>>41129922
I understood that you didn't get it on your first reply. Just let it go.

>>41130228
Here i come!
I give my anonymity to see tits.
So deliver or GTFO tripfag.

>>41130228
Sure, queen of the world. Keep your eyes shut. Maybe that crown will stay up there nevertheless.

Flabby-armed tripfag bitch needs to GTFO. Tits aren't an option. You can't get past her flabby cancer arm to enjoy them. And you fucking wish you were worthy of being a chan. I agree with Anon. g/b/2 gaia

>>41130800
Shoe the pic.
I want to know it by myself.

*yawn*

>>41130913
I mean show.

I'm a stupid whore.

I have no clue what I'm doing here, I better just eat 12 cheeseburgers while watching invader zim!


YIFFYIFFYIFF!

I've lied. I am a man.

All hail the technoviking!

HAIR....i mean HAIL!

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>>41131193
fail

is just a meme nao?

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>>41131398
>>41131412
done, thanks

GTFO Attention Whore

>>41131443
wtf is that supposed to be?

>>41131354

>>41131562
you must dance to the gabba musik!

>>41131562
lulz

there is some mighty finger pointing in here.

I sometimes ponder whether or not Technoviking even knows the rest of us exist.

>>41132403
He will notice you if you run into girls that are dancing next to him or you obsequiously offer him water from the side.

Technoviking is going to dance YOU!

TECHNOVIKING IS FULL OF FUCKING WIN

>>41132655

You are to be obidient to technoviking

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