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I wait for my dog to be facing away from me. Then I sneak up behind him and then stomp on his tail.

He will yelp but then look at me very confused. A cat would never let me get away with that.

This circus bare i know really likes dancing but i stopped him doing that buy getting PETA on the circus asses, so now he has to dance without his performance equipment, or an audience, he is so sad now, lol

My duck is super terriroral about her plastic swimming pool. When I clean it out and change the water, I like to stand in the water and slosh it around so she can't get in. I'm afraid her head may explode one of these days.

>>764558
does your duck make a good pet? or is it kind of just one of those outside animals that don't mind you getting close to feed them?

>>764561
She let's me pet her and pick her up, if she wasn't a shit machine, she'd be a cool housepet. Not to mention, awesome duck eggs for breakfast.

I whisper my dogs' names really low, without moving my mouth, so when they look at me they can't figure out that I'm doing it. Sometimes I move my lips so it sounds like it's coming from somewhere else. They sit still for a while, looking off into the distance to try to figure out where it's coming from. Then they start looking around and behind shit. Then they start getting frantic. It's great, but I have to stop once they start getting too worried.

The obligatory I'M GONNA THROW THAT TREAT trick which involves not throwing the treat.

I don't troll my pet because I'm not 8 years old.

troll = torturing?

>>764582
>>764586
Don't be faggots. You know you've faked throwing your dog's favorite squeaky toy just to see him dart across the room and trot back looking confused. :)

>>764582
Oh, you're 9 already?

>>764587
I don't have a dog. If I tried that with my cat he wouldn't fall for it because he isn't a tard like most dogs are.

>>764587
Here >>764580
I have to make clear that I own a cat because I don't want to be confused with a smelly dog owner. Thank you.

>>764590
With my cat it only works with his most favourite treat.

When I used to walk my dog, I'd take him into the scrub and let him off his leash (country area ten years ago; very lax laws) sometimes he'd get all excited and run ahead. I'd leave the path and go hide. When he finally realised that I was gone he'd run up and down the path looking for me. At first he used to get very upset because he had separation anxiety, but after a while he thought it was a game.

Now days, when I'm playing with my rats, I'll pinch them on their rumps when they're distracted. Depending on which one I do it to they either think it's fun/play, ignore me, or get offended and flounce off in a huff.

>>764590
Cat =/= dog. lol.

When I notice my cat trying to stalk around all quiet and predator-like, I like to go, "PSST" really loud. She jumps and puffs her tail up every time. :3

i like to watch my cat sneak up on one of the others,and when going past i twitch my foot and they shoot up in the air.heh ownd

I like to stare at my dogs, without moving. They usually stop whatever they're doing and hold my stare for about 30 seconds, then bark and come charging at me.

>>764636
and then bite my face off

I sometimes place a finger on one of the rats. Not with force or anything, I just put a finger on the rat and keep it there. Usually this ends in the rat trying his darnest to lick my finger away.

moarrrr

Knock on piece of furniture.

Dog barks and runs to front door.

Knock on something random and yell "COME IN!"

Dog gets excited, listens, and then runs to front door wagging his tail.. cat jumps up and stares at door and gets antsy.

I tell them they're going to the vet to get tutored.

>>764711
>tutored

wat?

>>764728
it was a bad joke anyway.

cat: MYAH MYAH MYAH MYAH
me: MYAH MYAH MYAH MYAH
cat: you're doing it wrong >:(

I spray my dog up the nose with my water gun when he tries to eat... he hates me but I'm his only source of food :D

Treating animals like slaves is funny shit.

>>764636
i like to call my dog from around a corner, when he comes running i just stand there motionless.

sometimes he runs past me before realizing what just happened.

I grab my cat's face, and I sneak up on her when she's sleeping and pounce on her, or I sneak up behind her and say "EEEEK!". She replies in much the same way. She also tolerates these things well. She isn't smart but she is awesome.

>>764603
that is how you play rat tag!
some rats really enjoy that and it gets them wanting to play and they'll chase after your hand.

With my old cats they would come strolling by and i'd go "AND EVERYTHING STOPS" and then kinda grab near their shoulders and just put very little pressure, it would always make them stop and just slowly move down like they couldn't just walk away (i never pinned them down just lightly put pressure on them)

>>764750
Whoops, almost had me there for a second.

my cat is afraid of well everything. give her new food it takes her a few hrs to actually take a bite. give her a new toy atleast a week before she touches it. So when she is doing something wronge or annoying the hell out of me. i throw something ( a penny, sock, something like tht) in her general area. it scares her fucking shitless an she takes off like a bat out of hell. i never hit her or harm her its just funny an she doesn't claw the couch anymore.

>>764610

This. Classic for cats who think they're being all stealthy.

Also, dressed him up as a bumblebee at Halloween. Hilarious "why u do this?" look for three minutes until he wiggled out of it

When im laying in bed with my kitty, she likes to lay near my head. I make loud dog sniffing noises. She ends up getting pissed and trying to bite my nose. ...She's got me a few times.

Whenever one of my cats yawn, I stick my finger in their mouth. Not so it goes down their throat, but so it goes across their mouth, keeping them from closing it. They never bite, they just kind of sit there glaring at me intensely.

I used to do it to my little Jack Russel, too, before I moved out of my parent's house. It's lol.

Oh god, this thread makes me so fucking sad. I miss my cat and dog sooo much. They both died within the same week. :(

So much fun stuff. Spinning the cat around so she can't walk straight and watching her head shake back and forth trying to make the room stop spinning, putting tape on her paws, and putting her collar on sideways so she would be off balance and fall over.

>>765153
Also: making dog like noises to mess with the dog.

two words: laser pointer
am surprised nobody has mentioned it yet

Meow at my dog. He's used to it now, but gave me the most insane looks when i first did it lol

>>765160
My cat loves chasing the red dot.

Sometimes I turn it off when he hits it, just to be nice.

slap my WSD repeatedly and rapidly in the face

slow bastard tries to bite back but stupid beast is too slow and dum for my superior hominid tactics

>>765004
I do that a lot with both my cat and dog.

Speaking of laser pointers, we used to play a game at my house where the cat would 'catch' it, we'd turn it off for a second, then when he lifted it we'd switch it back on and dart it across the room.

I open cans when I know my cats are paying attention, but only of things they don't want, like canned corn and shit.

>>764732
This all the time

I wait for my cat to get comfy and sleepy, then poke at him. When he starts batting at me, someone else will poke at his other side, and when he turns his attention to them it's back to me poking him.
He's fun.

Also, standing outside where the indoor cats can see me. Just chillin'. Especially funny if I don't use a door they saw me go out of.

Sometimes my terrier is being a little asshole in the backyard at night. He is pitch black, and so is my yard...so when he strays to far and won't come to me, I step through the backdoor and crinkle some wrapper or receipt to make it sound like I'm opening a treat bag. He comes darting in all excited, but I give him nothing for being a willful douche.

Also, my other dog (Doodle) is such a gentle, mellow boy (unlike the terrier named Sparky). If Sparky is being all aloof or pissy, I'll start lavishing sweet hugs and kisses on Doodle, which makes Sparky sooooo fucking jealous. I'll instantly have all the licks and face-smothering in the world from him if I try to pay attention to the other dog. Go figure.

>>765186

Here they are...and I think you can tell what kind of dog Sparky is.

>>765186
terriers are huge attention whores

>>765144

Terrorist strike?

>>765189
Is he stealing Doodle's collar?

When I'm walking about and a dog in yard/house starts barking at me, I'll bark back.

They almost always stop barking and look at me like "What just happened", but only the first time.

its not to "troll" but i like to push my cat over with my foot... but i always compensate with belly rubs... she loves it

after giving a nice and long belly rub to my cat, I do a 3 second drumroll on his big fat belly with my fingertips.

­blah

I don't troll my pets, but my pets troll me

My orange tabby will follow me around and walk in between my legs when I'm bringing grocerys in and my dog will chase my cat through my legs too. The tabby loves feet to some degree of a fetish, for example, when I'm on my PC chair she comes over and wipes her face all over my toes and drools over my feet throughout the ordeal. My other cat a Japanese mixed breed (short front legs, they're so cute) will lay on lap and sleep while the tabby is wiping her face on my toes, sometimes the tabby will pass-out on my feet purring like a lawnmower. this all happens simultaneously also worth note; my cats are 17 years old.

I put my dog in wierd places like behind the couch or in the basement or in like corners. It can get out of all these places it just acts confused and its funny.

>>765421
PIX OF SAID CATS ARE NOW REQUIRED

>>765430
for you

lightly hold on to the ends of my long haired chihuahua's ears. he tries to pull out by twisting first one way and then the other, and gnawning on my fingers. eventually ill let him go and he'll shake his head.

goddam that dog smells bad, even after a good bath.

>>765436
those eyes! they both look like theyve seen some shit man lol

Anyone ever try the trick where you put ordinary scotch tape on your cats legs? Or rub one of those slick recaipt papers on it's fur until the static makes it stick?

Lol, I only did it a few times before mine passed away, but he was always like "WTF dude..."

>>765421
That sounds awesome. <3

My rabbit is a picky eater. He has a habit of digging in his food bowl with his front paws, pushing out the stuff he doesn't want to eat. So somtimes he'll have pretty much a full bowl, but act like he wants more. I'll stir my fingers in the bowl so he comes running and hops into the cage.
Then he looks at me with a disappointed look. I only this when I have to get him in at night though.

I sometimes nudge my boyfriend's rather thick and clumsy white cat down from the armrest of the couch. Mostly when he's begging for food.

His other cat, a girl, is pretty chatty so I meow back at her and she seems to enjoy it. Although, she has a habit of curling onto her back when we go back and forths for a while.
She curled on her back whilst sitting in a windowsill at some point, which made her fall down. It was lulzy. :3

When my cat notices an unfamiliar object she'll stalk it cautiously, hesitantly sticking out her paw to bat at it a few times. Right before she strikes the object, I jar it forcefully. She usually jumps back a few feet. I stopped for a while, after she flew back into the wall. Derrr.

>>765602
I could watch this for hours.

Shake the can of pounce in the kitchen. Cats wake up in the living room, come running. Washing dishes.

"where's the pounce?"

>>765602
Best when done on a linoleum floor. They just barrel roll in place.

>>765144
So the rat poison worked. Excellent

>>765710

Fuck you, you sick bastard.

I put my birds on a glass surface and watch them not do anything and lie perfectly still to avoid "falling"

I have a 1 year old lilac-tipped Siamese, and the funnest game to do is put two fingers on top of her finger when she's all riled up ,and she tries to bite it a little (not hard), and I keep moving it up in sync with her, so she keeps going for it until she's nearly looking backwards.

I used to trip my ferrets by sliding my hand underneath them while they were walking. Also, unexpectedly grabbing them by the scruff and flipping them over would typically lead to a brawl.

My dog is the most complacent pet ever. He doesn't care what the hell you do to him - he never reacts. The only thing that gets him is tapping his ears while he's half-asleep, and even that only gets a reaction sometimes.

When my cat sleeps with her mouth a little bit open I put a drop of hot-sauce on her tongue.

She wakes up wondering wtf happened, its hilarious to watch.

When my cats yawn I stick my finger in their mouth.
When my one cat walks across my keyboard I give her tail a flick. That's about it.

Oh and I like to tickle their ears when they are asleep.

If my dog follows me into the garage, I'll open my car door, and he always jumps in and gets all excited. He never seems to understand when he has to get out...

I follow my dog and cat around when they wandering the house. They turn and look at me a couple times, and then try to get away from me. C,: Funny.

i tickle my dogs feet

laser pointer

I say to my dog "You want a BATH?" and then she flips shit because she hates baths. Then I pet her and she forgets eventually.

I find those gun-shaped children's toys much better than laser pointers. Those do have a laser, but they also make noise and give off random light when you pull the trigger, so the cat completely freaks out as a bonus.

When my puppy was teething, we would sometimes squirt it with water when it started going for things it wasn't supposed to chew on. Unlike our previous dogs, this one is not very bright, and would immediately stare at the water bowl as if it had sprayed him with water.

Any time he gets sprayed he cocks his head at the water bowl, sniffs it, flips it over, whatever it takes to figure out how the damn thing keeps getting him when his back is turned. He's so lovably dumb.

I poke my cat with a clothes hanger- hilarity ensues

Whenever my cat's hiding or sleeping out on the deck and won't come inside the house, I'll grap a cup, fill it with water and pour all right next to him. Works really well

Alternatively, I'll turn the sink on full blast when he's nearby and it scares the shit out of him.

Peanut butter is funny as hell when you give it to a dog. My springer licks the roof of his mouth for 5 minutes trying to get it off. I think he looks funny and he loves the peanut butter. Win/win.

Also, he tricked my mom years ago. She made a sandwich for lunch and sat on the couch. The dog wanted this, naturally. after a few moments of begging, he realized he wasn't gonna get any, so he went to the door to be let outside. Mom set the sandwich down and went to the door to let him out. As she reached the door he made a bee-line to the sandwich, which he promptly devoured. Mom didn't even care, as she realized she was tricked by the damn dog.

>>766033

My aunt's dog did this to my mom, except she didn't trick her to steal the sammich.

My mom was sitting on the floor, watching TV at my aunts house eating, and the plate was on the floor. The weiner dog wattled over and just snatched it from the plate, and my mom looked at it like wtf...? We just let the dog keep it for being so ballsy.

>>766033
Aw you remind me of my old springer. Runt of a litter of hunting dogs but ended up a perfect show ring springer. We even had offers to buy him for show. Those terrible ear problems made him deaf though. Why did they have to get over bred.

>>766057
Yeah, mine is currently 15 yrs old. Loves to swim, so every summer he got ear infections (wet ears are prefect for infections after all). Now, he constantly has ear infections and is deaf.(moving to a lake was the best and worst thing to do for him, I guess).

Here he is when he was much younger, though he hasn't changed much. No graying, which I think is strange.

Sneak up on my cat going into a dark room and tap on his tail. It's not as fun to do with my current kitty as it was with my old, elderly cat.

My friend's pitbull, Penny, has a skin condition where she is always itchy so she gnaws on herself alot or drags her hind legs across the floor. Everytime she drags her legs I grab onto them and she gets all confused and tries to bite my hands but she can't reach. I let her gnaw on my hands even though she is a big dog, but I love her. Oh and she thinks she's a lap dog so every time she jumps on me while I'm sitting down I cradle her and stand up and she gets real stiff and freaks out because I'm lifting her into the air.

>>765181
>>765710

I save those for my kids instead.

>>765421
Same here, my dog trolls me from time to time. Especially when I first got him.

TLDR, he can do the Batman "now you see me, now you don't" trick. I'll turn my head away for like .5 seconds and he'll be gone. Then I'll yell for him and turn around and he's sitting right there.

Had a cockatiel once that would sit on my belly and preens his back feathers. At one point I would stick my finger near the back of his head where he couldn't see, and when he was finished preening and looked up he ended up smacking into my finger and gave a "WTF" squeal. He was an awesome bird.

i think /an/ is now my favorite board on 4chan

i was only able to do it once, but i used to feed a stray cat in my neighborhood that wasn't fixed. one morning i hear low meowing outside and i see the stray biting the neck of and getting ready to mount some female i'd never seen, so i snuck outside ever so slowly with a large pitcher of water and threw it right on him and watched them dart in opposite directions. i do not care if cats fuck but not in my courtyard!

i like to put scotch tape on my cats back or sides from time to time when i'm really stoned, but i don't do it for long because i know it makes her uncomfortable

my cat trolls me by taking my hair in her mouth and pulling it surprisingly hard at 5 in the morning until i wake up, then when she runs to the door and i go to let her out she just turns around walks back into the apartment

mmmkay, my red toy poodle is completely retarded and refuses to learn to go outside, so we'll take her out and she wont go, then 2 minutes later we find her crap all out in front of the door.

>>764524
Sometimes I throw a blanket over my cat when he's sleeping, and then prod at him when he's tryign to get out.

Open something that has a lot of vinegar like Frank's red-hot near my cat when she's sleeping and put it near her nose.

It makes me laugh to see her nose twitch before she even opens her eyes and looks like "WTF you doing?"

Whenever I blindfold my cat, she just walks backwards until I take it off.

i film myself beating my dog to death with a shovel and then put a .gif of it on 4chan. lol.

I give my cat my almost-empty bag of doritos. She sticks her head in, gets it stuck, and walks backwards in circles trying to pull her head out. Pic related.

i have wooden floors so i run really fast while the dog chases me, and i quickly get in my room and all you can hear is the sound of claws trying to stop the dogs weight while he slams in the door. lol

>>765189
sweet jesus!

your carpet is filthy

Kitty elephant.

When my brother and I were little we used to put a sock on our cat's head. It was not easy for her to get off.

We would dance around her singing "KITTY ELEPHANT KITTY ELEPHANT KITTY ELEPHANT" until she finally managed to wriggle free.

Repeat.

A whole day of fun.

I throw my cat through my mates window to scare him. And then I jump out of the bushes and shout "LOL JKS U MAD?".

>>765189

Is his breed name Doggus makeus carpetus nastyus?

>>765144

>>768008
My pup has to have his nose in EVERYTHING. Like, when I go to put my shoes on, I have to either constantly push him out of the way, or battle my feed past the cold wet onslaught of puppy schnozz. So sometimes I'll put a sock over his conveniently long muzzle. He'll sit there, obediently putting up with it for a few moments before starting to paw it it, and I'll pull it off. If he returns to get in the way again, I just have to hold the end of the sock open in front of his nose and he'll be like, "Fine, screw this," and sulk off.

My cat just walked in actually :>
a lot of the time he ends up falling asleep in bed with me, so sometimes when I'm bored I carry him downstairs still on the duvet and wake him up. He looks so confused sometimes it's great. I also like bending his ears back so he has to shake his head to put them back in place.

Pic related.

If I see my dog taking a shit out my window, I always tap on the glass. I lol hard when he looks.

>>768322
lmfao, oh shit.

my dog is a huuuuuge mastiff/boxer mutt, and he looks hilarious when he poops. if i catch him i yell his name really loud and friendly like, and he starts to wag his tail and gets this look on his face like he's torn between coming to see me and pooping. it's lulzy.

I play that bed-mice game with my kitties at night :3

My older cat used to have a litter mate, and for a while it was just the two of them. We would do that for hours when I was little, each cat focused on one foot until my mom got pissed because I was still awake.

Her litter mate died a long time ago because my mom overdosed her flea and tick medication. Poor baby.

My dog does not fall for any troll, he's too dumb for that. Even that throwing thing does not work for him...

But I love to troll my colleagues pets, because they fall for it. Last one...My colleague has a Jack Russel called Big Mac. He was wandering around a class (we are allowed to take pets to classes) and our eyes crossed. So instead of calling him like everyone else does I stared at him. With a huge smile. Without blinking.

I swear I had never seen a dog as disturbed as that one, he kept looking at me and walking back, but without breaking eye contact. Then he slipped and fell.

sometimes when my dog is sniffing things while on a walk i kick up a plastic bag that's lying around in his direction and he flees like a motherfucker.
i just like surprising my dog in general because he's so easily scared. when i know he's about to come around the corner with his squeaky toy i wait and then pounce him while yelling ARRRRG and he freaks out. it's great.
oh yeah, and i blow on his tummy sometimes and he goes crazy because it feels weird. this usually initiates insane growly zoomies.

Sometimes my cat would go next to my birds stand, not super close, but close enough to my birds stand. So my cat would be minding it's own business and the bird would go over to the cat and bite it's tail and sometimes she'd get fur in her beak, it was so funny.
I didn't do it on purpose, it's was just a series of funny events.

My cat is very needy and follows me everywhere, so I would stand on one side of my bed, she would follow me to that side, then I'd go walk to the other side of the bed and she would follow me. Eventually I stop and pet her.

My cat trolls me by putting her tail in my drinks, she also always comes up to my drink and sticks her paws in there, get them wet, then lick her paw. I always thought it was because I sometimes would forget to give her fresh water, but I moved her bowl to where I could see it during the day and she does the same thing to her bowl of water.

She's strange.

One of my dogs loves licking my skin (feet usually, but arms and hands too). Sometimes a little too much. If I'm starting to get fed up, I'll show her my palm and tell her to lick it. About ten seconds after she starts, I'll grab her tongue and refuse to let go. I now realise that doing this at such an early age to my other dog is probably why she doesn't lick nearly as much.

i cum on cat he hiss at penis

>>768421
lol imagining some asian guy writing this totally serious

>>768376
my cat likes to drink out of my glasses, even when she has a full bowl of water. to combat this i now use tall glasses, half full, and she can't stick her head far enough in to lap at it.

I'm allergic to pretty much everything under the sun, so all I have is some fish. I have upside-down catfish, and to clean their tank I have to take their favoritest driftwood out. They cling to it as long as they can before I get it out of the water, and then they kinda wander around looking lost and trying to find places to hide. So I go around the tank taking away their hiding places one by one while they zoom around upside-down and try to cram themselves into the corners.

They always end up with a lovely clean tank at the end of it though.

>>768485

My parents cat does something like this. I'll just be sitting there with a glass of liquid and she'll come really close. We end up staring at each other for a long time and she'll wait til I get distracted by something then she'll swipe at the glass and knock it over. That cat such a bitch

>>768515
Lol I have a bunch of nerite snails and they spend their whole fucking day sucking goop off one specific driftwood piece in my tank. I pull it out to clean under it sometimes, and with it comes all the snails out of the water. Most of them fall off back into the water, but this one fucker holds on every damned time. I named him Sucky McGee, lol.

Speaking of trolls, those snails are trolls. Don't do shit to clean algae in the whole tank, only spend their time making that driftwood spotless. Then they lay their shitty sticky eggs all over it and it looks like someone dipped it in tar and rolled it in sesame seeds. These snails are not god's gift to fish keeping, as the internet would have you believe. That honor is reserved for the magfloat.

>>764732

I do this all the time :D

Okay, so the cats are my roommates, but close enough. If i want to troll one of them, all I have to do is go stare at him while he's in my roommates lap and he gets all flustered, embarrassed, and hides.

I also tend to walk in on a cat when they're cleaning themselves. They just sit there and look up at me wondering wtf just happened. I'll even pass by 5 minutes later and they're still frozen in the same "omg don't look at me!!" position.

I'm not very good at trolling guinea pigs. I just get trolled by them, instead.

>>768552
Tits, damn you.

Whenever I open a can my cat comes running because he thinks it's tuna or salmon, so sometimes I'll turn on the can opener for a few seconds without a can there just to fuck with him.

I'll also dance in front of him and jump away before he attacks my legs. Fun fun fun. :3

Just barely touching the tips of cats' ears. Some don't react at all, most I've known twitch a bit, then when you keep doing it eventually they wildly shake their heads and look at you in disgust and go somewhere else. Also grabbing one of their paws firmly enough to hold on to it, or just petting the tops of them.

>>768554

No. :P

And my newest piggy keeps trolling me. I'm worried because she does fine in her basket, but hides when I put her back in her cage. She doesn't eat or drink or anything, but i just quickly snuck in and saw her at the food bowl and out playing with belle, and then as soon as she saw me she darted back into the house and now won't come out while i'm watching. damnit.

>>768515
I do this to my work fish all the time too :D

flick my cats ears

I grab my monitor lizard's tail and tug slightly.
I usually don't do feeding trolling, that'll just make her mean.

bump again lol

>>765160
I used to play with my Tomcat using one of those. I'd get him riled up by making him run in a circle, point it on the floor in front of his face and shake the pointer back and forth rapidly.

"Trolling" my cats, not a big thing I don't think.. But when my boys would go in for a drink of my water in my glass, I'd wait until they got their nose inches from the surface before giving a quick push to the back of their head; getting their faces wet.

Mostly now, I'll just irritate our newborn kittens by tickling their bellies and chest when they're trying to sleep. Funny thing is, they've grown to love it.

That's how fetishes begin >>770968

I like to flip my rats on their backs and kiss their tummies. They hate it and get all licky at my nose when I get close enough.

my cat likes to watch while I cook - sometimes he'll even stand on his back feet and try and hook a front paw onto the counter. He likes to smell things, too, so if he's being particularly obnoxious, I'll give him something really with a really strong smell to sniff, like onion or lemon. He'll sometimes be cautious about it but he always smells it anyway, and then squints and rears back when he gets a full smell of it.

I like to manhandle my rats.

I place doggie treats under the couch just out of my pup's reach. lol

after awhile he actually trolls me right back. He stops trying to get it and instead goes up to me and crys/growls/barks/paws at my leg until i get it out for him.

Put something on my thumb, let my dog lick it, then grab their tongue and not let go.

On laminate floor, I'll slide one ferret down the hall and when they get excited and run back, I'll slide the other one so they crash into each other and start playing.

Put a ferret in a large plastic bowl, spin it very very fast, then dump them out and watch them wobble around, dizzy.

>>772215

I dab hot sauce on my cats' noses...

I highly suggest everyone try this.

My parents have two little yorkies at home,

I'll pick up the younger one and start making fart noises on her stomach, she then proceeds to freak and tries to maul my face.

Then ill turn around and just lay on top of the older one on my bed, not enough to hurt her but just enough to keep her from getting out, ill do this for about 30 minutes while watching t.v.

Additionally when they;re both barking at neighbors and being annoying outside ill walkout on the deck and scream "BBBBBAAARRRKKKK BAAAARRRRKKKK" at them.

>>772425
Also, my leopard gecko ends up trolling me by refusing to eat crickets when she knows i just came back from buying them, I swear she recognizes the bag from the pet store....

>tongue grabbing
I do this too with my Stafford. I also put peanut butter on top of his nose so it's just out of licking reach. It's quite funny.

When my ferret used to go into a dead sleep, I'd use to do silly things to him. Like put little fake strap-ons on him, use him like an accordion, twirl him around on the tile kitchen floor. It was funny stuff, nothing would wake him up.

put my thumb on my dog's tooth and grab his jaw so I dont slip. he tilts his head and everything trying to get it off, it doesnt work. silly dog.

I pissed on a gecko. It was outside and wild. I pissed on it, it jumped and looked around, then looked at me and what I was doing. It's eyes went from bulging terror to disgust. It sulked away with a look on it's face like someone just pissed on it...