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Oh, we're doing this again, are we?

If you keep posting this daily, it might become a new meme, btw can I get the template?

>>35624079
And the kimmonos

Can't you just leave him alone?

>>35624119

here

I like this, does this macro etc have a name?

>>35624300
Spike on a bench

Why is this on Pixiv?

thought I was on /tv/ for a second.

How do him and Araki continue to live such ancient lives.

story behind this

>>35624246
thx, i might redo the size and make it smaller.

>>35624374
Cause Japan.

>>35623592

Whats the story of this picture. Is that a scene from a movie or just a picture of Keanu sitting on a bench

>>35624374
Because everything has an anime version. Even Dr. Who.

>>35624447
It's Keanu in real life.

He's depressed after his wive did something-or-other.

>>35624079
He knows how to watch anime better than /a/, that's for sure.

So how did this happen?

>>35624447
No it's Keanu sitting on a bench eating after he lost a child from stillbirth and his wife died later.

>>35624503
I think
>>35624501
>>35624501


Is the first one

It's what I saw in the first thread about this

>>35624405

Keanu Reeves is just a chill motherfucker

He doesn't even look like an actor in these shots; just a normal, bearded guy eating takeout on some bench in New York

>>35624521
But that happened in 1863, he's still not over it?

There is no way this guy is fucking 45. He looks fucking 20.

>>35623592
>what did you though
>though

wat

>>35624569
He's immortal

>>35624569
You stop aging when you reach the level cap. Look at Sean Connery for the past 30 years.

Cheer up Keanu.
You're seeing Charlize and being a bro to Sandra. Life should be OK.

>>35624598
i bet keanu used a bot

>>35624637
Oh God, that's just depressing.

He looks so fucking depressed in the first shot. Is he eating a donut?

Also, it's kinda funny that his jeans are falling over one boot and not the other, it definitely says: I don't give a fuck, which is the epitome of Keanu Reeve's philosophy on everything.

Which is awesome. I think Keanu Reeves is a pretty cool guy, to be honest.

>>35624637
I laughed

I cried

>>35624680

That Keanu Reeves is a pretty cool guy, eh saves the world in every movie and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>35624724
he'd make a great revy

You know hear "The Real Folk Blues" when you see that picture.

>>35624720
Kind of want

What the hell is he eating, anyway?

>>35624724
Really? Fucking really?

>>35624169
If I were Keanu,
I would get a real kick out of this.

>>35624724
>modo
it's motto

>>35624724
modo? motto? jesus christ /a/ wtf

so ronery

>>35624724

Shit is not easy modo.

;_;

>>35624724
That was fucking lame.

His Girlfriend's dead
His Child's dead
His Best Friend's dead

It's the price of immortality.

>>35624863
is this really true?
I wouldn't know.

>>35624859
Aw, jesus, anon.
This meme is fucking saddening. I like the ones where it looks like Keanu just chatting about anime, but sad ones suck, and you suck.

Keanu's had a hard life... :' (

>>35624896
Wikipedia article says it is...so, yes.

>>35624863
Araki doesn't deal with that shit.

>>35624917
k'
i'll believe it

>>35624930
Well hell, everyone did that. At least if you were like 7.

>>35624973
I think you are confused

>>35624079
even if he didn't actually said that, I like Keanu a bit more now

like someone else said, that's the way to watch anime

/r/ template

>>35624863
Fuck. I respect the man now.

>>35625024
Already been posted !

>>35625024
see >>35624246

>>35625024
see
>>35624246

it was his GF, not his wife and the child was a still born. a lot less painful that a grown kid dying.

I wonder if Keanu is exclusive to 2D now like /a/

>>35625117
>>35625088
see mind

>>35625088
see
>>35625117

>>35624903
who is in that last picture?

>>35624845
He's the only one who got it.

Yay for hive mind wave lengths

>>35625158
HE DON'T GOT MUCH OF A CHOICE NOW DOES HE?
har har har

>>35625024
goto >>35624246

>>35625227
it was stillborn

>>35625227
no, you can be born dead. stillborn. look it up

>>35625212

Carefully optimistic Keanu is best Keanu.

>>35625197
>couping
Jesus fuck dude, was grade 2 English really that hard?

Keanu's had a hard life since he was a kid.

Had to attend 5 different High Schools just because he moved around so much.

>>35625068
;_;

his expression is hilarious

>>35625079
>the child was a still born. a lot less painful that a grown kid dying.
Perhaps not.
Infinite potential was lost that day.

>>35625337

>>35625158
Nah. He's supposedly dating Charlize Theron.

>>35625373
lol, blochy beared

>>35625396
That was good one

>>35625396
the only clever one in this thread

>>35625396
Oh man.

>>35625421
Oh well. it's not like he was a virgin anyway.

im wondering if he browses /a/, what if he sees this thread?

>>35625435
>>>/v/

I think is time to blow this thing,

get everybody the stuff together.


Okay
3,
2,
1

Let's Jam

This is pretty lame. I must be really bored.

>>35625456
maybe hes op trying to start this meme

>>35625396
but than you wouldn't have been granted a thousand more years of life

the chicken just makes me smile for some reason

>>35625456
he does like anime, so it's a possibility..

>>35625486
naw that sounds more like something that robin williams would do

>>35625519
oh you ass

>>35625506
>chicken

>>35625463
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun duh

>>35625583

I shouldn't have, but I lol'd

>>35625546
haha, you're right

>>35625519
that's a low blow /a/non

>>35625519
not cool man, not cool

>>35625519
should've switched bottom pic with upper

>>35625606
>>35625639
Samefag

>>35625519
I politely smiled for a while because I didn't get it.
Now I get it, you cruel motherfucker.

What is the sauce on this pic?

>>35625685

Boku no Wonton

>>35625506
Are you calling that bird a chicken?

For all the zelda threads i've been seeing lately.

>>35625694
that makes more sense than you know.
give yourself a minute and think aboot it

>>35625705
>implying a chicken is not a bird

>>35625713
That's depressing.

>>35625713
I guess Keanu can relate to Link there.

>>35625705

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

>>35625463
You won.
>>35625519
That one actually stung a bit, damn dude.

>>35625763
Not at all, they could be carried.

Good thread

>>35625733
If I must go off topic since this is a meta thread already:
Zelda is about facing the inevitability of death and resisting the temptation to give into despair.

>>35625763
actually, they kind of do. See when they fall off the tree some will roll into the ocean and sail the high seas.

>>35625713
Damn. That's... poignant.

>>35625813
Majora's Mask I mean

>>35625813

this guy was born to play spike

Keanu is such a bro.

>>35624863
>Look up Keanu Reaves on latest Google news
>Keanu dating Charlize Theron
>http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/2010/05/28/keanu-reeves-is-a-soho-stud/
>None of this is true

Someone make a TTGL one

there is potential there I think

what's the story on the pic?

>>35625354
>when he was a kid
When was this? Shortly after the big bang?

>>35625519
>>35625606

Yeah, low blows no good /a/. Keanu's been through some rough shit.

>>35625869
He did lose a child though.

>>35625813
Do elaborate while I find that link about how fucking intricate the world of Majora's Mask was, right under our collective noses.

>>35625920

>>35625942
;_;

>>35625942
Oh god man

just....god damn ;_;

empathy has been induced for keanu reeves D:

>>35625942
Stop it you sick fuckers! ;_;

Anyone remember his role in Little Buddha.

>>35625869
His girlfriend was thrown through the windshield of her car and instantly killed, a year after their child was stillborn.
We're not talking about fucking Charlize Theron, man.

>>35625942
not cool, man...

>>35625971
damn it why are you doing this just stop

>>35625894
He's just eating while sitting on a bench in New York.

>>35625942

;_;

>>35625971
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
STOP IT
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

>>35625971
Not that you would know.

>>35625942
;_;

>>35625674

FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T GET IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvos4SDJacU

>>35625954
>>35625965
>>35625984
>>35625999
>>35626010
Anyone care to let me in on why this is so goddamned sad...?

>>35625942

SHOULD NOT LOL

>>35626065
Because we white people have "feelings".

>>35626065
Read the fucking thread!

>>35626065
Because his daughter was a stillborn and his girlfriend died a year after.

>>35626061
That explains it. I never watched past the first third of 5cm/s, and I probably never will.

>>35626098
I also DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS.

need something clever to say in the first panel that leads to "guess it can't be helped" in second panel

>>35626061
Reeves had a hard life... ;_;

http://celebrityphotos.sheknows.com/actors/keanu-reeves-has-lunch-on-a-park-bench-in-soho-nyc/

He smiles in the last pic. all is well.

>>35625942
Oh... oh God please make it stop that one was just painful.

>>35626142
how about "My life sucks"

>>35626061

THIS ONE FITS BETTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkm9egboZU

>>35625971
>>35625942
>>35625746

Jesus Christ this thread is so powerful.

>Validating thread id.
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Holy shit, it's only been a day or two since this picture has been circulating and already this amount of attention? Wow.

Depressing Keanu montage is now a meme?

>>35626065
its all samefag

learn 2 /a/

>>35625942

Good thread, guys.

Funny how he's a better actor in two frames than his entire career.

>>35626253
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was good, you nigger.

>>35626200
I only posted one of them, I guess others shared the same sentiment.

>>35626167
Meh.

Superior: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zs4ob7Lzrc

>>35626174
Hell, it's better than yesterday's thread.
This just keeps getting more amazing, goddamn.

>>35626199
This is the only perhaps-meme in a long time that I would be proud to be involved in.

Anyone else having trouble loading stuff ?

>>35626351
inb4

>>35626351
Subtle. Well done.

>>35626142

>>35626287

Certainly

Needs more 4 archive requests.

>>35626384
Oh god what

>>35626384
lol

>>35626384
Bark

No you don't understand

Geez. Usually one or two douchebags would crawl out of the crack in the driveway and wail about how much Keanu Reeves sucks.

But everyone is just tearstruck or something.

I am, like, befuddled. Does everyone like Broanu Reeves this much?

>>35626384
Godlike.

>>35626384
I just laughed so hard I pee'd some

thanks a lot asshole

Oh ho

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
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>>35626379
Sigh. I'm getting a little emotioned out, man.

>>35626418

That image is incomplete

>>35626446
Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 35623592.

>>35626351

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VN0in4weA

>>35626486

OH LAWD

>>35626253

>>35624569
You tend to age slower when your rich and living it easy.

>>35626384
I think Reeves would love to see this. And probably this whole thread.

>>35626462
Has any of you seen that movie The Man From Earth.

They should have gotten Keanu for the main role.

>>35626515

>>35626451
/a/ is such an ass lol

>>35626490
Because the obvious just hasn't been stated enough times by enough people.

>>35626459
I see what you did there. ;_;

>>35626486
Now, THAT was funny.

>>35623592
oh god.

fuck keanu, when it rains it pours. I really do feel sorry for him.

>>35626451
Never get recommendations from /a/.

>>35626576
he is a real-life example.

>>35626578
What's it from?

>>35626486
>>35626486
Aahahahaha

>>35626408
For what? There is nothing special or note worthy about this thread. No great discussion, no amazing discovery, not even funny responses. It's a dump of pictures, nothing that could not be instantly recreated by just dumping a folder of images.

>>35626478
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
i'll never call him a bad actor again oh god

Dear Keanu, you`re cool guy and all, but please stop forcing this meme with a photo of yourself.

>>35626669
Dude

>>35626655

I don't care man, I still think he's bad at acting, but shit he went through... ;_; feels bad man

>>35626676
Heh. Nice.

>>35626486
aren't we all

>Nofunallowed.jpg2000

>>35625186
brilliant!

should I save these in my bebop folder?

Okay, you fuckers, how about now.

It's not funny because it's true

>>35626786
>>35626786
godfucking dammit ;____;

>>35626840
BELIEVE IT

>>35626798
;_;

>>35626787
oh shit

>>35626676
Haha

>>35626768
This one made me smile

>>35625218
I smiled, and then
>best friend said he hates me
;_;

>>35626918
more like, "my life is already way better than yours, you pathetic weaboo faggot."

>>35626918

Naw Keanu, we just empathize with you and wanna be your bro.

>>35626918
well now I feel terrible

>>35626918
I thought we were sympathizing...

>>35626775
I'm doing that

>>35626798

>>35626215

>>35626996

I LOL'D

>>35626918
this one got me, I feel bad now : (

>>35626918
>Dating Charlize
>Consoling Sandra

You have a handful at the moment.

Man, poor Keanu.

>>35627085
fucking acidic, man

>>35626778
I hope Punpun's life ends up better than Keanu's.

Nah, I always liked Keanu.

>>35627085
Such a low blow. Ouch..

>>35627085

I laughed, then I felt like fucking shit. Goddamn it.

This thread has completely changed how I feel about Keanu. If you could bottle this and reproduce it, you'd make billions.

>>35624991

I'm the only one who laughed at this one?

>>35627211
Well, it takes some unusual circumstances.

>>35627247
I just felt bad for Alice.

>>35627247
I did not because I'm not cold blooded like you.

>>35627148

That pretty much sums up this whole thread

Now I don't know how to feel about this cowboy bebop movie...I just don't know...

>>35627198
fuck...

I never really understood most people's problem with Keanu. I always assumed that the was either just picking very similar roles or was getting type cast.

It felt like people mocking Tim Curry for always playing the bad guy.

>>35627266
>>35627275
>>35627247

I'm shipping AlicexKeanu now...

>>35626486
This one is my favorite

>>35627280
this, man.... this

>>35627280
You're gonna feel like shit when the movie ends, I can tell you that much

>>35627450
You're gonna carry that weight...

>>35627418
wow
>>35627424
Oh god ;_;

>>35627424

now I'm sad. time to sleep and dream sad dreams...

Anyone figure out what the bird is?

>>35627496
Looks like an dessert bird

>>35627450
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSmiasnAuk

>>35627464

You now feel for Keanu like you did for Spike

Keikaku Doori

>>35627535
but wontons suck a--oh...

>>35627535
wentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>35627551
You know what, this is gonna be a good movie.

>>35627496
Its a brown peigion ffs.

and /a/nons heart grew three sizes this day...

>>35627673

>this thread

>>35627897
So stupid I laughed. Then I realized he doesn't have clones in real life ;_;

>>35627887
I almost did that one lol

>>35627887

Keanu doesnt care

>>35627897
this shit is getting crazy

Thanks for reminding me why I go to this damned site

>>35627606
>>35627616

His life is so shitty that a nasty wonton is "good" by comparison

;_;
BAWWWWW

>>35628039
Dude.

>>35627897

I lol'd

>>35627606
>Wontons suck

Well, not in my country. Mind you.

>>35628189
China sucks

>>35628189
fried wonton sucks

>>35628483
Learn to use the template

fuck

Great fucking thread guys

Almost forgot; you can have this /a/

>>35628826

Damnit Keanu...

>>35629123
Together, they can do anything!

>>35629336

Except bring back their dead love ones ;_;

>>35629381

>>35629123
He's gonna need some automail-lowerhalf.

Every day until you realize how lonely life is.

>>35629755

you should have used the second image

>>35629870
I would've had to turn the fish sideways for that