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Damn it, why such a good character must be in a shit show.

thats a dude

>>34057945

WHAT'S THAT YOU DIKE?

YOU WANT TO CHOKE ON MY PENIS?

Here's a hint, Araragi-sempai. Just don't tell Senjougahara-sempai, this will be out little secret, okay?

sauce plox

>>34058068
bakemonogatari

Well, most of women don't use panties under a spats.

stupid lesbian crazy sociopath slut with an ugly dirty hand

>>34058079
i don't care what anyone says, i love this show

>>34058158
>stupid lesbian crazy sociopath slut with an ugly dirty hand
I'm sorry, were you describing your mother?

What say we just agree to disagree and leave the mystery unsolved? You can believe whatever you want to believe.

>>34058200
u mad?

>>34058199
I'm with you on that

>>34058158

I demand more Kanbaru.

I need more short hair Senjougahara

>>34058267
i wish gorespammer hadn't made it physically impossible to discuss it.

>>34058371
I really like this show to. What ever happened to the final 2 episodes?

>>34058412

Any news about the 15th episode?

...think they'll even make it?

>>34058402
14 is out, 15 is coming out with the blu-ray in June or some shit.

>>34058402
15 should be out sometime in the next three months (i think) and that's the last of it

>>34058434

>>34058371
Well, you could be discussing it right now.
What would you like to discuss?

Its not like if gorespammer would go to your house and steal your keyboard if you wanted to talk about your bakemonogatari.

DAT ASS

I'd do it like the fist of the noth star.

>>34058460
DONT WANT
PIXIE CUT

>>34058460
delicious

>>34058480
you don't know that... i get the feeling he'd try

also it's been so long since i watched the series that really all that's left is to declare that every girl in the show is delicious, especially hitagi.

I love this, I think I'll go watch it again.

>>34058158

>>34058589
I like your thinking /a/non.
I think I'll do that in the near future as well

>>34058551
I'd be careful at least.. there might be a stapler or two somewhere in there...

>>34058589
I'll do the same once the all the episodes come out in Blu-Ray.

more delicious Kanbaru Plox

>>34058440

Of course, it'll just take for fucking ever because SHAFT + no deadline.

>>34058644
That's Kanbura-san...

>>34058589
I just watched ep 14 about two or three days ago..
I'm also going to rewatch everything once ep 15 gets released

>>34058607

Imagine Kanbaru jerking you off with her paw.

>>34058684
FFFFFFFF

>>34058718
i'm ok with this

>>34058560
The Bakemono girls are awesome. All of them, amazing.
Except for Hitagi she sucks a lot. Fucking bitch.

that athletic body

>>34058718
As long as I fuck DAT ASS I'm fine with it.

Can you believe it's been almost a year since Bakemonogatari started?
It was July wasn't it? And we're getting the last episode in June...Hopefully.

Also, I need some Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade pics, I lost all mine a while ago.

>>spats
Why would she put panties over her shoes? And wouldn't they show?

Fuck this teasing bitch.

>>34058847

Hooray for kanbaru!

>>34058886
wrong thread for that bro, only Kanbaru here.

>>34058787
fuck you man, hitagi is olev

>>34058607
Can I has more gifs?

KILL

CRUSH

MAIM

DESTROY

hitagi time

>>34059051
SO delicious, I just wish I could taste.

>>34059049

Sure buddy.

Not sure what this is actually.

>>34059008
tough olev
cruel olev
olev that hurts

if you're into that kind of masochist olev

>>34059008
Well, she is a tsundere with a bit of yandere.
So yeah, she is love until some point.

>>34059162
she is intensely deredere beyond some threats of violence after she starts going out with someone

but yeah, i am a bit masochistic

>>34057945
Isn't this the headless biker girl who disappeared after playing guitar on her school's stage in episode 3?

I'm actually looking forward to the rest of the OST in the summer as well. The show had some catchy songs in it.

>>34059057
I didn't really like that scene in the anime. It had nice animation, but bloody rainbows are just too over-the-top for what was probably supposed to be a brutal image. I'm sure it was meant to be more graphic in the novel, and I wish they'd kept it that way. Maybe it was like that to get past censors, I don't know.

>>34059190
aren't we all?

I still think Kanbaru is more delicious though...
if only she were real....;_;

EPISODE 15 FUCKING WHEN?

Btw, it's good to see a legit Bakemonogatari thread on /a/.

>>34059227
Two Bros in the pic.

Spats are fucking shoe covers OP

>>34059229

What's with this monkey faggotry?

Post some delicious snake.

>>34059311

>>34059100
>>34059121
So yummy

>>34059249
i respect your opinion, anon.

i will say that kanbaru is one of the two lesbians in anime that i want to fuck really, really badly. i don't know why.

>>34059229

Well, you know SHAFT, they can never just do the normal thing. It's possible it was with a mind to toning down the violence a bit though. Still, came across as plenty vicious to me, since whatever color all that blood was, it was still blood.

And intestines.

>>34059325
shes a sex hotline worker.

>>34059164
She doesn't really feel that tsundere, she pretends to be one sometimes, but she never acted like she hated Araragi. She's more Kuudere or Yandere that Tsundere.

never watched this

too many /a/nons declared it the "twilight" of anime

>>34059311
I would have REALLY REALLY liked to have seen this without the random colors of blood, I think it would have looked better.

>>34059402
since when has anon ever told the truth about anything?

>>34059325
You are now dead.

>>34059383

>>34059402
They are trolls. It's NOTHING like Twilight except that the main character is a 1/10 vampire.

>>34059391
You're forgetting "TSUNDERE SAVICE."

But yeah, I like Hitagi, but I didn't get a lot of tsundere vibes from her. Maybe I just assumed she was tsundere after Oshino kept referring to her as "Tsundere-chan."

>>34059391

We won't be getting any twilight spam this time around, right?

My apologize for saging. I'm doing it for stealth purpose.

>>34059543
>>34059540
Tsundere savice hivemind

Hitagi is a full on deredere, she just teases Araragi.

>>34059446
>>34059510
The only true series that would be the /a/ of twilight is vampire knight.

>>34059636
can believe i watched some of that only good thing that came out of that was the ED song was pretty nice.

>>34059595
i listened to that bit on repeat for like a week afterwards

shit was intense

snail got lost and ended up in a hentai about groping. "Natsumushi The Animation"

>>34059510
Well, not really. Bella is the main character of Twilight, isn't she? She's the normal girl, and Edward is the Vampire.

If we were comparing the two, you'd have to say Bella is Koyomi, Edward is Hitagi, and Jacob is Tsubasa. But in the end, they're still nothing alike. BMG is a novel about solving peoples problems tied to monsters with puns and other sorts of wordplay, while Twilight is , well, Twilight, I wouldn't know I didn't read it but my sister tells me it's something like Ichigo 100% and she chooses the bad choice.

So anon -

School uniform, or suspenders?

Arararararaararararaararararargi-san!

ZOMG HITAGI IS LIKE BEST FEMALE EVAR
SO SPECIAL BUT NO MARY SUE

KOODERE YANDERE TSUNDERE PERFECTDERE
MASTERPIECE

>>34059846
That's way too many syllables!

I liked the show, and loved her. Goddamn, such a cool character. I wish I had a sexy yet bro friend like that...

Sorry, I stuttered.

>>34059785
Gym outfit or GTFO.

>>34059758 you'd have to say Bella is Koyomi, Edward is Hitagi, and Jacob is Tsubasa. But in the end, they're still nothing alike.
>Claims not to have read twilight

Someone is a liar.

>>34059540
>>34059543
Yeah, it was probably meant to be more of a satire on the harem genre, where the female lead tends to be a Tsundere. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, NARUSEGAWA, ASUNA, NANAMI, YUI, ETC.

Bakemono is great for taking out of context screenshots.

>>34059785
spats only
final destination

How does it feel knowing that hitagi doesnt actually have feelings for ararararagi?
sadfrog.jpg

Goddamn she's fucking dripping with sex
and yet is so bro

>>34060059
no panties
no shorts
foxy swimsuits only
......

>>34060133
Where did you get that idea?

>>34060031

>>34060173
The only reason she claimed araragi is so no one else would take him, that doesnt mean she loves him

A while ago there was this toradora hgame that bodyswapped all the main characters. For some reason I do the same think for BMG when I fap to any of them. Try and guess who's minds I put in who's bodies.

>>34060239
I still don't know how you arrived at this conclusion...?

>>34060317

wait what

>>34060239
Yeah, you must have come to that conclusion when they were laying out under the stars together

>>34060483
just like twilight

>>34059852
help i duno wat mary sue means :(

>Legit Bakemonogatari thread on /a/
Fuck Yea-
>Kanbaru thread with very few Nadeko and Hitagi
>No Tsubasa
Fuck this shit.

>>34060587
>twilight invented stars

>>34060595
Mary Sue is a character that is favorited by the author and it shows in their personality and whatnot.

>>34060620
I loled

>>34060031
FUAKKEN SAYVVVDDDD

>>34060600
You could... I dunno, post some?
Silly idea. Who am I kidding?

>>34060600
you can fuck off that bitch tsubasa(except when she is in catform)

I picked this up late so I could just go through all the episodes except 15. I didn't even know what it was about, just remembered the name and had some time to pass so I wasn't expecting anything but I enjoyed it a lot.

>>34060751
15 isn't even out yet.

Hell, we don't even know when it's going to be out.

Mm.. DEM..pajamas

>>34060600

Nay, thou.

>>34060317

snailtan in araragi's body
hitagi in snailtan's body
nadeko in tsubasa's body
tsubasa in nadeko's body
kanbaru in hitagi's body
araragi in kanbaru's body

>>34060804
"These have got to be her pajamas."

>>34060866

oh god, kanbaru parodying my favourite character?
this is the best day ever

>>34060844

Quite the detective, our little Araragi.

>Bakemonogatari thread
>Just one troll along with a butthurt sage
>No mention of pretentious
>No Twilight spam

>>34060833
I think Suruga or Hitagi in Araragi's body would be funnier.

>>34060931
Today was a good day.

so many fucking saves in this thread thank u /a/nons!!

>>34060833
>kanbaru in hitagi's body

she's gonna wear that one out good

>>34060990

That spat of Ararararararagi threads was good times, man.

I think I might be gay.

i think i'm out of monkey pictures. what you want next?

>>34060990
>>34061112

Yeah, good times. Thanks to that anon that compiled a bunch of them
and yeah it's pretty gay but whatever

>>34061159
>>34061142
>>34061115

Cat, repeat after me:

"Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?"

>>34060990

Dem collarbones

Always knew this would come in handy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm8iEuzXB6A

>>34061220
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm8iEuzXB6A

>>34060055

I love this show.

Fuck the haters.

Also Bake had my favorite ED song of summer 09.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFYFvGBpoJ8

>>34061396

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyHpgp40P0

>>34061460

Bake had the best set of OP/ED in a while

Haters agree

>>34061509

>>34061036
oh god, she'd shlick more than yamada from b gata

do want

>>34061509
"Here's your allowance, Hachikuji."

>>34061585

>>34059121
>>34059100
she's my fetish

>>34061656
why does a ghost need 100 dollars for?

A GORE FREE BAKEMONOGATARI THREAD?! FINALLY I CAN SAVE PICS

>>34061729

Ghost Blowjob of course

>>34061701
That pains me just looking at it.

I mean, yeah he would recover from that, but pulling them out would be a motherfucker.

>>34061701
Why is there a face under the staples?

>>34061857
And then my mind exploded

>>34061842
> he still censors images

ಠ_ಠ

Damn Kanbaru is fun to fap to!

>>34062113

damn, she is!

>>34061701

>>34061929

But this is a worksafe board, anon. Surely you aren't suggesting we break the rules?

>>34062113
Has this kind of doujin been made yet?

"Moshi Moshi?"

"Kanbaru..."

"Oh, Araragi-sempai! Is it time for me to strip already?"

"Be mindful of where you are in public! Anyway, you remember that thing you'd do for me?"

"Thing?...you mean be Senjougahara sempai's replacement?"

"Yeah, well she's out of town and I've built up a bit of stress."

"You mean you have blue balls."

"Don't say it so casually!!"

"I see...I'll be right over."

>>34062297
Sometimes...the rules...are meant to be broken

>>34062378

WRITE THE FULL FUCKING SCRIPT AND DRAW THIS SHIT UP

>>34062378
I'd fap to that

>>34062457

>>34062297
It's not a porn and you shouldn't be dumping pornographic material, still, a pic here or there doesn't hurt. I mean, you ruined the picture. No reason to save it.

>>34062378

I LIKE IT

>>34062378

fun dip

>>34062378

Hell I'll give it a shot.
>>34062499

"Thanks for this, Kanbaru."

"It's the least I can do after you helped me. Now, do you want to do upward thrusts or downward thrusts?

"Huh?"

"Come on, Araragi-sempai. You, a perfectly healthy high school boy should more know about these kind of perverted things then a dainty girl such as myself should."

"You're the most pervert person I know. I don't know anyone who says they'll strip over the phone, that's completely pointless."

"So you want me to strip right here?"

>>34058886
You mean the scary adult version or the loli version?

She's the best either way. Totally not into the rest, myself.

>>34058886
>Can you believe it's been almost a year since Bakemonogatari started?

Holy SHIT

>>34062775

Keep it coming boy, this shit is gold

>>34058412
textbook definition of a home wrecker.

>>34062973

textbook definition of a good fucking lay

she's so cool and sexy.

>>34062775
"I-I guess so."

"Come on now, Araragi-sempai. There's no need for you blush and be all shy about it. I mean, it's not it's your first or anything...or is it?

"N-No, it's just...I've only done this once before and I really didn't have much say in the matter."

"Ehhh~? Are you saying Senjougahara-sempai raped you?"

"Not like that. Let's just say, it didn't last very long."

"I get it!"

"Get what?"

"You're a one-pump chump!"

"THAT'S NOT IT ALL!!!"

"It's not? Then you drew your gun too quickly?"

"..."

"So you want me to train you so you can build your stamina so you can satisfy Senjougahara-sempai?"

"More or less."

>>34063142

yess YESSS MOAR

>>34063142
lol'd.

>>34061656

<-This is the best. I would so fall for the loli vampire like this.

Kiss-Shot Acerola Orion Heart-under-Blade up in this bitch.

>>34063411

>>34063497

>>34063142
"Well, in that case, sign me up. If I can help you with your loving making with Senjougahara-sempai, it'll almost be like I'm making love to her myself."

That's a bit of a stretch, but being the pervert she is, she's got to have a few techniques.

"Did she enjoy it?"

"Eh? Well, afterwards she said, "As expected. I didn't have high expectations for our first, but even then my low expectations weren't low enough."

"That's no good! Lucky for you, I have a master's in all things perverted and ecchi. Kanbaru-sensei's "Pleasuring Your Partner 101" class has officially started!"

Who in their right mind would give you any kind of degree to start off with?

"First off, get naked."

"Oh,okay..."

"No, you're doing it all wrong!"

"I just taking my shirt off! What could I be doing wrong?!"

"You have to do it more slowly and pant a little a bit!"

>>34063620

>>34063497
>>34063620
>>34063782
these are terrible -_-

>>34063838
>-_-

Hahahaha, no. Get out.

>>34063838
>emoticon
Your opinion is invalid. Fuck off.

>>34063649

You should write for pornos, you got a talent boy, now MOAR

>>34063901

>spats

THIS IS MY FETISH

>>34063973

Are you sure it's not aviator hats?

>>34063973
Reasons like this is why Bakemonogatari is like the ultimate harem anime

>>34063649
>>34063142
>>34062775

started by
>>34062378

>>34064046
>>34064046
Close, but it's really the loose sundress that is my fetish

>>34063649
"Pant?"

"You know, making some erotic sounds while they slowly undo the buttons of their shirt to reveal the naked flesh underneath. Like this."

"What are you doing?"

"Stripping. That's the reason I'm here, isn't it?"

"Yeah..."

"Ohoho. Could it be that Araragi-sempai wanted to give his love slave permission to strip in front of him? All these clothes are getting uncomfortable on me."

You gave yourself that title, not me. But still...

"Kanbaru. You can strip for me."

"That's it, Araragi-sempai. Embrace your inner sadist. Maybe I'll let you use the whip on me later."

"I'll pass...woah."

"So, what do you think? Are they bigger then Senjougahara-sempai's?"

"Ummm, can I not answer that? Just for karma's sake."

In reality they were, but I only saw pain in my future if I said anything more.

"Very well."

"But why did you leave the spats on?"

"Time for an extra credit question? Araragi-sempai, am I wearing panties under these or not?"

That's a tricky question! Spats are like the Schrödinger's box of the clothing world. You never know if there's something underneath them or not.

Why can't we have more Bakemonogatari threads like this more often?

>>34064151

Oh, 'zat so?

>>34064244

They became exceedingly difficult to have for a time.

>>34064208

I always pictured her as having a full purple bush

>>34064338
They still are

>>34064244
>>34064338
If you start a Bakemonogatari thread with Senjougahara as the OP picture, people will suspect you as the gorespammer.

If you start a Bakemonogatari thread with other the other female characters, then it will be fine.

>>34064204

>Spats are like the Schrödinger's box of the clothing world. You never know if there's something underneath them or not.

>>34061177
I require more information about this scene. That's monkey paw chick on the bottom, right?

>>34064204

"I'll go with no."

"Wow! You got it on the first try! Now comes one of the most important aspects, you always want to make sure that you slide off the underwear very slowly."

"Is that so?"

"Yeah, in all the pron I've seen, that tends to get the partner all steamed up. Just like your little friend is right now."

I can't help it! It's an ailment of the male being!

"Araragi-sempai..."

"What-"

I saw darkness as I felt something damp and sticky hit me right in the face.

"Kanbaru, did you just throw your spats in my face!?"

"Indeed I did."

"Why did you do that?!"

"To get you excited. I read in a magazine that natural body odors help turn people on. I went out for a run before I got here so I was a little sweaty. How do my spats smell Araragi-sempai?"

Waiting for Bake episode 15 is like waiting for Haruhi novel 10.

Goddamnit.

>>34064564
continuing to read this is making my brain tingle

>>34064564

Oh my god I want to have your babies

>>34064623
your brain?. bro i think your penis is in the wrong spot. go see a doctor.

>>34064564

Must hold in fap until end of story...

>>34060317
name of this?

>>34064771
Toransu or something

game (in japanese of course): http://www.megaupload.com/?d=fymi5tlb
cg: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ymzyh2tnjhn

>>34064911

oh yes, minorin's in taiga's body, taiga's in ami's body, ami's in ryuuji's body, and ryuuji's in minorin's body

Freud would have a field day analyzing why you all each have your particular BMG girl and related fetish.

>>34064564
this is my fetish

>>34064564
>"I'll go with no."
>"Wow! You got it on the first try

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

>>34064564

>>34064911

Wow I wonder if they could have used the eyes-rolled-back, tongue out look any more than they did.

>>34064564

Hesitantly, I took a sniff.

"Actually, they smell pretty good."

"That's good to hear, but you're missing something big now."

"What is that?"

"I'm standing naked as the day I was born right in front of you and you have yet to compliment my body."

She was right. After the initial shock of having underwear thrown in my face, I slowly started to take in her whole body.

"That's right. Examine me, make me feel wanted like you would for Senjougahara-sempai."

Her chest with those two fluffy mounds were only the first ring of the circus. All that running she did really paid off. Her figure was nothing short of perfect, from her slim waist to her long legs to her...

"Kanbaru?"

"Yes?"

"I can't really see anything if you cover it with your hand."

"I just wanted to see how much you really knew about me. So, what do you think, Araragi-sempai?"

"Think about what?"

"Is there grass on the field or not?"

This girl really knows how to press my buttons.

"Again, I'll say there isn't."

"Why?"

I said the first thing that came to my mind.

"To help you go faster."

"You know that only really applies to swimmers, right?"

"Am I right or not?"

She smirked, as she moved her hand away, the lower half of my body started to lose all control. I didn't want it to end like this so quickly!

"You look like you're in pain, Araragi-sempai. We should hurry this up."

Kanbaru then yanked down my pants, leaving the lower half of my body completely exposed.

"Wow, Araragi-sempai! Even as a lesbian, your thing is turning me on!"

>>34065343

>"Wow, Araragi-sempai! Even as a lesbian, your thing is turning me on!"

araragi-sempai:confirmed for player of the year

Fuck your homosexual bullshit series.

>>34065311
>implying ahegao is not fucking hot

>>34065483

butthurt doesn't work ITT. epicness far outweighs pussy crybabies

>>34065343

Just a little more now and I'll be able to fap

>Spats are like the Schrödinger's box of the clothing world. You never know if there's something underneath them or not.

>>34065893
no sexy monkey paw: your point is invalid
good try though

I say we archive this thread after hayate finishes his story

>>34066045
Hopefully the thread still exists. Are we auto-saging yet?

>>34066045
Not archive-worthy since most of the thread was just images and some chatter. The story is very cap worthy though.

>>34065343

I don't know if I'm supposed to take that as a compliment from someone who's supposed to not be into this sort of thing.

"So, how did Senjougahara do it?"

"Do what?"

Kanbaru then starts making a gesture akin to what I do with a plunger when the toilet's clogged.

"Umm..."

Kanbaru gasped, her face frozen with fake fear.

"Could it be that...Senjougahara-sempai is a rough-rider?"

Well, you could our first time was rough to say the least. I had to apply body powder to prevent from chaffing anymore.

"Well, you're in for a treat then. I'm sorry if I'm not very good. I only have experience in bananas, lollipops and popsicles."

The next thing I know, my whole member is in Kanbaru's mouth. Words almost escape at this point. Her tongue went everywhere, under all the little folds, stretching out the foreskin as much as it could and underneath the tip where I was most sensitive.

"A-Amazing Kanbaru..."

"Dith you swah somthing?" she asked.

I was about say something, but then I felt a strange tickling feeling. Kanbaru's fingers danced around my balls, contrary to her mouth, they were cold and made my scrotum tighten.

I wonder if I can get Senjougahara to do any of this.

"Damn..." There was that all too familiar tightness coming on.

Kanbaru looked up at me and with a glint in her eye, took my dick and my balls in her mouth and proceed to suck as hard as she could.

"Shit...It's too much...Kanbaru, here it comes!!!"

I put my hands on Kanbaru's head and brought her closer to my crotch as I could feel the white demon being banished from my body into her mouth. My hips kept shaking for what feels like an eternity, until I couldn't feel my nethers anymore.

>>34066316

Kanbaru Suruga - Naoetsu High sophomore.

Up until just last month, as the basketball club's leader, she was the most famous star in our school. No matter how much she denied it, it was only natural, seeing as how she managed to take this private school's weak sports club all the way to the nationals in just one year. As a delinquent senior, I normally wouldn't be able to even talk to her - no, I wouldn't even be worthy to stand in her presence. A scary underclassman. Just a while ago, she gave her leadership position to another member and retired from the basketball club, citing an injury on her left arm. That news shook our school so much that I can still remember it. No, I can't forget it.

On Kanbaru's left arm.

"That's right," Kanbaru said, quietly.

"As you can see, I've retired. Now there's nothing I can contribute to this school, since there's nothing I'm good at except for basketball. I'd like it if you treated me with that in mind, Araragi-senpai."

"Treat you... You know, considering how confidently you take on most things, you have this strange way of lowering your self value. Don't talk about yourself that way. The things you achieved in the basketball club won't vanish just because you left a little early."

She must be sad because she had to leave early... well, not quite, but I guess it's reaching a little to expect her to be the same after what happened. But I didn't want Kanbaru to talk about herself as though she was worth so little.

"Thank you, Araragi-senpai. Your care for me is astounding. I'll take your concern, at least, to heart."

"Don't forget the words. Well, anyway, let's go."

>>34066200

Indeed, put that shit in a text file and let it age to full ripeness in the bowels of your hard drive.

Then repost it later for additional fun.

"Don't say that with a smiling face as though you're my girlfriend, underclassman! I'm not going out with you, but your upperclassman!"

Senjougahara Hitagi.

My classmate.

And also, my girlfriend.

And also... the girl to whom Kanbaru Suruga pledges her allegiance.

In fact, it's Senjougahara's existence which allowed an average student like me to meet our school's greatest star. Kanbaru and Senjougahara knew each other since middle school, and since then, went through this and that, and that and this, and even though this and that happened, they're still friends, the Valhalla Combo. For a while, Kanbaru stalked me, "the guy who's dating my beloved upperclassman."

"You never cared about scandals in the first place. C'mon, get off me."

"No. You're supposed to hold hands on a date. I read about it in a book."

"Date?! Did I ever say this was a date?!"

"Hmm?'

Kanbaru cocked her head to one side, as though my words had come as a great surprise.

"Now that I think of it, you didn't. To tell you the truth, the moment you asked me to go out with you, my mind completely blanked out, and I didn't hear much of what you said, Araragi-senpai."

"Aaah... come to think of it, you were pretty spaced out..."

"But, Araragi-senpai. I don't think that's right. I think of myself as relatively sexually open, and I've decided to follow your discretion in most matters, but it's improper to do it without even going on a date. I worry about your future, Araragi-senpai."

Kanbaru cocked her head to one side, as though my words had come as a great surprise.

"Now that I think of it, you didn't. To tell you the truth, the moment you asked me to go out with you, my mind completely blanked out, and I didn't hear much of what you said, Araragi-senpai."

"Aaah... come to think of it, you were pretty spaced out..."

"But, Araragi-senpai. I don't think that's right. I think of myself as relatively sexually open, and I've decided to follow your discretion in most matters, but it's improper to do it without even going on a date. I worry about your future, Araragi-senpai."

"We're not going to do it so don't worry! And a high school sophomore shouldn't be saying that she's sexually open!"

"Oh well. Now that we've come this far I guess it can't be helped. I don't really feel like it, but I'll go along with your desires."

"You do feel like it!"

Suddenly, I took in Kanbaru's appearance.

Jeans and a T-shirt, with a long-sleeved jacket. Expensive looking sneakers. She was wearing a baseball cap on her head, maybe because of the strong sunlight. It looked right on a sportsy girl like her, but.

"It looks like you did wear long sleeves and pants like I asked, but..."

But.

Her jeans were ripped stylishly here and there, and her T-shirt ended abruptly at her midriff, showing off her shapely abdomen. It felt a bit, how would I put it, aggressive... Well, even considering that it's personal choice regarding what to wear on a Sunday...

"...You weren't listening to a thing I said, were you."

"What do you mean?"

"We're going up into the mountains."

>>34066316
>Kanbaru then starts making a gesture akin to what I do with a plunger when the toilet's clogged.

i just pic related in my mind

Her jeans were ripped stylishly here and there, and her T-shirt ended abruptly at her midriff, showing off her shapely abdomen. It felt a bit, how would I put it, aggressive... Well, even considering that it's personal choice regarding what to wear on a Sunday...

"...You weren't listening to a thing I said, were you."

"What do you mean?"

"We're going up into the mountains."

"Mountains? We're doing it in the mountains?"

"We're not!"

"Hmm, that's not bad. It feels wild and dangerous. You're unexpectedly manly, Araragi-senpai. I can't say I'm entirely adverse to being taken forcefully."

"I told you, we're not doing it! Listen to me!"

"Aaah... come to think of it, you were pretty spaced out..."

"But, Araragi-senpai. I don't think that's right. I think of myself as relatively sexually open, and I've decided to follow your discretion in most matters, but it's improper to do it without even going on a date. I worry about your future, Araragi-senpai."

"We're not going to do it so don't worry! And a high school sophomore shouldn't be saying that she's sexually open!"

"Oh well. Now that we've come this far I guess it can't be helped. I don't really feel like it, but I'll go along with your desires."

"You do feel like it!"

Suddenly, I took in Kanbaru's appearance.

Jeans and a T-shirt, with a long-sleeved jacket. Expensive looking sneakers. She was wearing a baseball cap on her head, maybe because of the strong sunlight. It looked right on a sportsy girl like her, but.

"It looks like you did wear long sleeves and pants like I asked, but..."

But.

>>34066451
Jesus, that's fugly.

Araragi: Kanbaru. I have one thing to ask you, which has been bugging me for the time being. Could you stop calling me 'Araragi-sempai'?


Kanbaru: Hm... then what about Araragi-san?

Araragi: Well, I am just one year older than you. 'San' is super formal, so it makes me uncomfortable. There is a young girl who calls me Araragi-san, but her way of
Araragi-sempai.

Araragi: No. there will be other options.

Kanbaru: Something like Kesennuma-sempai?

Araragi: Don't change other people's name! What I am talking about is 'sempai'. Whenever I hear that, I feel like I am looked up to.

Kanbaru: Don't say that. It's true I am looking up to you.

Araragi: Of course, I am your sempai. But it's too serious. Furthermore, it's longer than my full name.

Kanbaru: Then, Koyomi.

Karen pretended to cough again--- and then in a cute way she rolled her tall body into a ball.

Karen: "O, Onii-chan."

Araragi: "Yes."

Karen: "Hmm, hmm, if Onii-chan says he wants too, well, it's not like we can't have the match become best out of three."

Araragi: "..."

Karen: " Well, we were in the middle of it when Tsukihi-chan barged in. Usually at a time like this the results would be nulled. Besides, there is still time before Tsukihi-chan comes back, it's not like I can't play overtime with Onii-chan.

Your cool appearance was too fake.

Karen's face was red as she proposed the case.


Araragi: ...... (Only my parents call me like that!)

Kanbaru: Koyomi, you can call me Suruga.

Araragi: Why do you act as if you were going out with me! Why should I have such an important event with girl friend's kohai! Senjogahara still calls me Araragi-kun! What a jump in a relationship!

Kanbaru: Koyomi refuses it ruthlessly. Of course, it's a deliberate joke, Koyomi.

Ackhem.

Your cool appearance was too fake.

Kanbaru: I got it!

Araragi: It's so quick. What's it?

Kanbaru: Ragi.

Araragi: Unexpectedly cool.

Kanbaru: It's Ragi from Araragi.

Araragi: I know that, but shouldn't a nickname be a bit winsome rather than cool?


Karen's face was red as she proposed the case.

With a look of desire towards me.

Araragi: " Well....."

Araragi: OK, but you are still calling me the name, Suruga!

Kanbaru: Fiercely Dashing Thunder Knight Koyomi.

Araragi: Don't attach an advertisement on my name that is given by my grandfa! I am not dashing and neither a thunder nor a knight! It's twice as long as my full name. Don't forget the original object.

Kanbaru: This Century's Last Hero, Koyomi.

Araragi: This century's last? It's too early to say it!

Kanbaru: Anyway, I will never call an older sempai in a rude manner, so Koyomi is dismissed as is Araragi. So what about a nickname rather than a advertisement?

Araragi: A nickname... then think about it.
Kanbaru: That's right, then pick out of Araragi Koyomi...

Kanbaru: In fact, I think so. Like if I had met you before I was attracted by Senjogahara-sempai. It's so rare for me to feel like this to the opposite sex.

Araragi: Huh...

Kanbaru: So, Araragi-sempai, shall we kill and bury the hindrance?

Araragi: Don't say a scary thing! Senjogahara is your sempai you admire. You are really evil-minded!

Araragi: pick out of?

Kanbaru: Ragiko.

Araragi: That's definitely a chaff.

Kanbaru: You shouldn't say that, Ragiko-chan.

Araragi: Go back your home! I don't want to play with you anymore!

Kanbaru: Ragiko-chan is teasing me... but I do not dislike being teased.

Araragi: Ah... a scolding does not work to a maso. In that sense, is she the strongest?

raragi: It will be careless to say it, but as you said before, if I had met you before I went out with Senjogahara I might be going out with you now.

Hayate's story capped. Inb4 >png, it was almost the exact same size as the jpg.

Araragi: "Then, then.....I'll continue.....can I?"

"Then this time let's switch the defense and offense?"

"Hm, hm. It'll be more fair this way!"

As I was calling her name, my body started to feel hot.

Karen: "Of, of course. Since its Onii-chan challenging me, I, I'm not going to run.....I....I accept Onii-chan's challenge!"

Both sides.

Not looking at each other's eyes --- us two began a three-match game.

This, happened this morning.

>>34066316
>I could feel the white demon being banished from my body into her mouth.

beautiful!

I kept calling my sister's name.

As I was calling her name, my body started to feel hot.

Karen's body, also started to feel hot.

Karen: Ah, Onii---

She looked at me using her eyes which has lost focus already.

Karen spoke.

Because there was a toothbrush in her mouth, she couldn't speak, no, even if the toothbrush was gone, I'm sure she couldn't have spoke anyways.

With that being said.

With that being said, Karen still spoke.

Karen: Onii-chan.....you can.

Can!?

Can what!?


>SO KAWAIIXDDDDDDddd

If it was any other day, I would have just countered her words, but right now, my self-control was already a mess.

Can what!?


A mess.

(Skipped a few lines) Describing how much of a mess his head is

I.

Araragi Koyomi, slowly took out the left hand that was under Araragi Karen's head, and moved said hand, towards her breast--


Araragi: Karen-chan, Karen-chan, Karen-chan---

I kept calling my sister's name.


Karen spoke.

Because there was a toothbrush in her mouth, she couldn't speak, no, even if the toothbrush was gone, I'm sure she couldn't have spoke anyways.

With that being said.

With that being said, Karen still spoke.

Karen: Onii-chan.....you can.

As I was calling her name, my body started to feel hot.

Karen's body, also started to feel hot.

Karen: Ah, Onii---

She looked at me using her eyes which has lost focus already.

Can!?

I.

Araragi Koyomi, slowly took out the left hand that was under Araragi Karen's head, and moved said hand, towards her breast--

Araragi: Why do you act as if you were going out with me! Why should I have such an important event with girl friend's kohai! Senjogahara still calls me Araragi-kun! What a jump in a relationship!

Kanbaru: Koyomi refuses it ruthlessly. Of course, it's a deliberate joke, Koyomi.

Araragi: OK, but you are still calling me the name, Suruga!


Kanbaru: Anyway, I will never call an older sempai in a rude manner, so Koyomi is dismissed as is Araragi. So what about a nickname rather than a advertisement?

Araragi: A nickname... then think about it.

Kanbaru: I got it!

Araragi: It's so quick. What's it?

Kanbaru: Ragi.

Kanbaru: Fiercely Dashing Thunder Knight Koyomi.

Araragi: Don't attach an advertisement on my name that is given by my grandfa! I am not dashing and neither a thunder nor a knight! It's twice as long as my full name. Don't forget the original object.

Kanbaru: This Century's Last Hero, Koyomi.

Araragi: This century's last? It's too early to say it!

Kanbaru: That's right, then pick out of Araragi Koyomi...

Araragi: pick out of?

Kanbaru: Ragiko.

Araragi: That's definitely a chaff.

Kanbaru: You shouldn't say that, Ragiko-chan.

Araragi: Go back your home! I don't want to play with you anymore!

Kanbaru: Ragiko-chan is teasing me... but I do not dislike being teased.

Araragi: Ah... a scolding does not work to a maso. In that sense, is she the strongest?

......

Araragi: It will be careless to say it, but as you said before, if I had met you before I went out with Senjogahara I might be going out with you now.

Kanbaru: In fact, I think so. Like if I had met you before I was attracted by Senjogahara-sempai. It's so rare for me to feel like this to the opposite sex.

Araragi: Huh...

Kanbaru: So, Araragi-sempai, shall we kill and bury the hindrance?

Araragi: Don't say a scary thing! Senjogahara is your sempai you admire. You are really evil-minded!

XDDDDDD I LOL'd

>My hips kept shaking for what feels like an eternity, until I couldn't feel my nethers anymore.

I lol'd

>as I could feel the white demon being banished from my body into her mouth

>>34066659

You will never feel the white demon being banished from your body into Kanbaru's mouth ;_;

Bakemonoatari threads are the best threads.

>>34066316
I looked down, at Kanbaru, whose cheeks expanded with each successive shot into her mouth. I really didn't know what to say, until I heard her gulp.

"Wow."

I pulled myself out of her mouth, and collapsed to the ground, exhausted from what just happened.

"Well, what did you think, Araragi-sempai?"

"I...think I might have to break up with Senjougahara now."

"Aw, Araragi-sempai. Don't do that!
As much as I would love to sweep her off her feet after the breakup, I doubt she'd take me up on my offer."

"Yeah...you're probably right."

"Anyways, ready for part 2?"

"THERE'S A PART 2?!"

"Of course! I helped you get off, now you help me get off! That's the Law of Equivalent Exchange!"

"Don't go around applying anime to real life! I would, but I'm so tired right now, I feel like I could pass out any second."

"Is that so? Then in that case, you'll have to help me feel good at some point in the future."

"That's fair, I suppose."

"Say "I promise to satisfy all of your weird sexual desires at a later point in time"."

"Why?"

"We don't want Senjougahara-sempai to find out you used her kohai's mouth in such a lewd way, right?"

"I promise to satisfy all of your weird sexual desires at a later point in time."

Please God, make sure that she never ever never ever never ever finds out about this.

"Hey!"

"What?"

Kanbaru gave me a little peck on the cheek and then my body began to sway. Fefore I lost consciousness, she gave me a smirk.

"I'm looking forward to it."

THE END MOTHERFUCKERS TBC in the future maybe

>>34067358
Epic story, bro. Here's the amended cap for any anons who want it.

>>34067358

Well done Hayate, your contribution shall not be forgotten

>>34067358
What a great thread.
A good night to all and to all a goodnight.

ARCHIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>34067534
>>34067534
>>34067534
>>34067534
>>34067534
BRILLIANT
Yo da man Hayate!

>>34067358
>whose cheeks expanded with each successive shot into her mouth

WHAT IS HE, SOME KIND OF FIREHOSE?!

This thread has immensely brightened my day. Time to sleep.

>>34067358
good job

This proves that whenever a legit Bakemonogatari thread appears, awesomeness is bound to come.

>>34067358

Hayate your metaphors are similes are fanfuckingtastic

I say that you should be the official doujin writer of /a/

>>34067865
Maybe. This was my first one, now all we need are some drawfags to draw it.

part two. bad end.

>>34067865

need drawfags to get on this

STAT!

>>34067979

Let's wait a few weeks and then present it once again to /a/, this time looking for some drawfags, which should be easier once summer hits

>Spats are like the Schrödinger's box of the clothing world. You never know if there's something underneath them or not.

Hayate, I will bear your children/

I just used up all my cones in the archive. Totally worth it!

>>34060804
That button is fighting for its life. It's about to be popped off by them full rounded breasts...

....fapfapfafpapfppapfapafpfpafppfap

For anyone who can still read this, MAKE THIS GO UP!