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>Have memorial video of Ken Sama's one year anniversary
>Video is taken down by this lady
>Ask why
>Supposedly Ken-sama's wife
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wut
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What the fuck? Really?
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>It's a picture of my husband, that was stolen from my blog.
what?
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So Ken-sama is a real guy?
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Her supposed blog.
http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/
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Who the hell is this imposter?
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watwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwat
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http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?p=27
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http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?cat=21
she loves memes too
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>>67289764
Am I mistaken, or is this a "fat pride" blog?
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Ken-sama.... is alive!!!
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>75. Despite having never been married (yet!), I own a wedding dress. I bought it for $25 at a thrift store, and wore it as a costume.

http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?page_id=393

File a claim against her, because said Ken-sama picture is years old.
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Ken-sama would never forsake 2D women for a bloated, feminist blogging bitch.
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>>67289764
>Fat (31)
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>Ken-sama's real name is Bradon
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>>67289856
That is, unless she was married after the blog post, which hasn't been indicated on the website, but it has been months.
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>>67289856
>>75. Despite having never been married (yet!), I own a wedding dress. I bought it for $25 at a thrift store, and wore it as a costume.

WHAT A FUCKING CONTRADICTION TO HER TWEET. SOMEONE COMPILE THIS AND BURN HER.
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>>67289827
>He’s such a good guy, to pose for pictures right before bed, when his hair’s all wonky.
FRIENDZONED
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Ask for proof of birth certificate or a marriage photo with them together. If she can't, then fuck her and keep posting Ken sama. Actually...fuck her regardless, she isn't Ken sama.
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>>67289764
>>67289827
>>67289840
>>67289856
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dispute it
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Does Ken-sama love Japan so much that he would marry Mt.Fuji?
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SO WHO SAVED NIPPON FROM THE TSUNAMI?!
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>nerd knits
>Two hundred and forty-four pounds of dainty.
>fat
>fat
>fat

Why are landwhales always so obnoxious? I've never seen a fat male "proud" of his weight.
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Gomenasai, /a/.
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>>67289985
He apparently did.
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>>67289906
LIAR
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>>67289856
The picture on her blog was posted in 05. Unless you can dig up an older instance of that picture in the archives we may be shit out of luck.
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>>67290035

Obviously she copyrighted ken-sama and his likeness and wants money from you for stealing a sale of his picture away.
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>>67289856
I can't even think of 20 facts about myself, let alone a fucking hundred
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OP CLOSE THE THREAD IF DAIZ HERE'S THIS HE WILL ATTACK NIPPON AGAIN
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Ask her if he really died in the Japanese earthquake
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I'm legitimately shocked.

That Ken-sama pasta has been around for years, and only now are we learning about this guy?
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>Fat Pride blog
What in the everloving fuck. I'm a fatass myself and even I know being unhealthy is nothing to be proud of.
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CONSPIRACY
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>>67290122
No one wanted to dispel the magic
;_;
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>>67290122
I think it's more like no one ever gave a fuck to find out.
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so ken-sama is a fraud?
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ALL THIS TIME.

WE'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, /a/.
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>>67290142
This. Women are just stupid.
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>>67290146
The couch and TV in the background of both pictures are the same, the lady's claim seems at least partially legit.
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>>67290146
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>>67290146
oh wow
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WHO SAVED JAPAN THEN?
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>>67290122
>we
Speak for yourself, retard.
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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING IN THIS THREAD
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>>67289840
>talking about memes in '05
and she's an oldfag.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

BURN THE WITCH
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The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.

Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.

Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
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>>67290146
This is....this is actually unbelievable for me
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>>67290225
I wonder how /jp/ is faring
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>>67290146
>Your comments is waiting moderation.
Well fuck. Also >comments is
What?
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>>67290263
I'LL GO TELL THEM
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What the actual living fuck?
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>>67290146
We're currently experiencing a historic moment. Holy shit, I never thought this would be true.

S-So what, is Ken-sama alive?
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I want to forget this thread ever existed.
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But who saved all those children from that building?
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No...
I don't...no this can't...this can't be true.
Not Ken-sama.
Don't take Ken-sama away from me.
Please, no.
I need him.
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2012 is a hell of a year, SZS, and now this.
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You've got to be shitting me.
Next you're going to tell me that this dude isn't Kenichi Smith.
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Nope, fuck you OP, this is just an elaborate troll, 3/10
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>>67290146
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.
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>>67290298

Nope, she sat on his lap ... no man could survive that.
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Guys
Have we been fooled?
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IT'S FUCKING LEGIT

HOLY SHIT

KEN-SAMA IS BRADON-SAMA

HAHAHA


HE WASNT KILLED IN THE TSUNAMI! HE NEVER EXISTED BUT HIS SPIRIT LIVES ON
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Big deal a fat guy who died in the most dumbest way ever. Stopping a tsunami? He deserved to die and his fat wife will probably die soon from some fat disease.
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>>67290242
Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"


The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"


The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!"
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>yfw she's a /b/ro and an epic troll
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>>67290329
I'm fairly certain that isn't his real name.
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If it makes you morons feel any better, I'm sure some other fat guy drowned saving children.
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This can't be real. I refuse to believe it.
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Fuck this thread, I want Ken-sama back.
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So Ken-sama is alive?
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K-Ken-sama...
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Oh god what is happening. Hold me, /a/.
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http://twitter.com/#!/nerdknits
her twitter
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>>67290387
No way.
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IT'S A LIE
IT'S A LIE
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>>67290353
I think so man
I think so
For almost 7 years too
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Fuck it, I bet she made a fake blog and altered the dates just so she could pretend Ken-sama was some gay nerd.
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>>67290395
Ken-sama was never real
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Is he alive?
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>>67290387
You take that back right now.
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My whole life I've been fed a lie.
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IT'S LIKE I'M RELIVING SANTA REVEAL ALL OVER AGAIN
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>>67290387
You're fucking crazy.
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oh god, ken-sama must of faked it and searched 'guy in kimono', because its on the front page with the stupid fat bitch's blog linked to it
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my day is fucked
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Fuck this gay earth
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>>67290442
>thinking Santa was real
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>>67290008
>filename

Fuck. FUCK.

FUCK.
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>>67290242
>>67290374

He was so brave.
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Don't bother trying to get her approval ask if the husband cares.
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>>67290329
>>67290387
>>67290439
>>67290454

http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/hirokazu-fukumoto/11/64a/192

Enjoy..;_;
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Were you guys actually under the impression that Ken-sama was real?
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>RIP in piece Ken Sama...
>piece
>rest in peace in piece

You fucking fucking retarded faggot.
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This is possibly the most shocking thing I've seen in a long time.
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>>67290471
How the fuck did we not notice this for almost 7 years? This is SZS all over again
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>>67290119
>HERE'S
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>>67290513
Yes. My whole life is a lie now.
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>>67290471
Oh shit, this is actually true. Did people know this and I just missed it?!

>>67290374
It's been a while since I've read this the last time, damn, I really had to laugh out lout.
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>>67290509
Looks like he's pretty close to accomplishing his dream, Kenichi Smith even changed his name to fit in with the local population.
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>>67290471
I just checked. It's so fucking obvious
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>>67290509

OH, WHAT THE FUCK.
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OP's twitter reeks of /v/irgin bullshit.
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Well don't we look like quite the fool.
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>>67290146
>even in the event of marriage
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>>67290513
I wouldn't be surprised if people here were that stupid.
They probably believe everything posted on /x/ is real and that /b/ can hack the internet.
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>>67290509
Everything I once knew is a lie.
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June 17, 2012, the day Ken-sama REALLY died.
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>>67290509
THIS THREAD JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
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>>67290325
What happened to SZS?
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>>67290524
2012. This year has been crazy. Holy shit.
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KEEEEENNN SAAAMAAAAA
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All my hopes and dreams... crushed...
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>>67290471
Dude what...are you fucking kidding me right now?

It's really fucking there...
How could we not have known?
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>>67290509
Why would you do such a thing?
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>>67290621
Might as well tie up all the loose ends while there's still time.
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>>67290509
EVERYTHING I'VE KNOWN IS A LIE
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Look at her tweeted photos...Ken-sama and the Christmas tree
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What was the video about anyway?
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>>67289615
Kenichi Smith looks a lot like Satoshi Kon.
;_;
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>>67290619
It ended.
Pic related. She was dead all along.
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Welp, goodbye /a/ this is not a world I want to live in
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>[email protected]
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>>67290509

>Canada
>Not glorious Murika

The fuck is this shit
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But...KEN SAMA
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>fat girl
>disgusted with herself, wants to change

Acceptable. Would help.

>fat girl
>proud of being a landwhale

Fuck off.

Then again, they're both 3DPD.
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>>67290146
Oh god this looks like a legitimate claim....I don't want to live in a world with out Ken-sama
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>>67290619
Kafuka was always dead.
All the girls got body-part donations from her.
All the girls tried to commit suicide at one point.
Then they were all possessed by ghosts that were like them.
Then they pretended it was Showa era to let the ghosts have a school life.
Then they were excised.
And the clues were everywhere. Fucking everywhere. Every god damn chapter. Even the anime. Kumeta planned it all from the beginning. There was always a plot.
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I bet Ken-sama is browsing this thread right now laughing his ass off.
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>>67290509
WHAT DID I DO TO ANGER YOU GOD?
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Grumpy Jii-san here.

I just want to let you guys know that I've been posting my videos on Dailymotion for the past year and am completely healthy.
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You fools! It's obvious that Ken-sama was just pretended of being an average american male amalgamating with three dimensional wenches, he was just hiding his powerlevel.
I REPEAT HE WAS JUST FUCKING HIDING HIS POWERLEVEL LIKE A TRUE OTAKU NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT!!!
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>this thread

I wish I never saw this.
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>>67290611
Sayonara, Ken-sama.
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>>67290649
Well, fuck.
I mean, just take a look at all the crazy shit we saw this year. Ah My Goddess shitstorm, SZShitstorm, Negima ending, Bakuman ending, what else?

And moot is posting on /a/ again. Doushio?
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should i send this to her /a/
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EVERYTHING WAS A LIE
MY WHOLE LIFE WAS A LIFE
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YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AND NOW ITS TOO LATE
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Bradon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusst? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of me because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “make up fake stories about me”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging fat wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my wife's kimono
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>>67290662
Forgot the image.
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KEN-SAMA
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>>67290696
Wait, what? fuck me...
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Ken-sama never existed. He was a delusion we all collectively produced.
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>>67290664
>>67290696
What the actual fuck.
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WHY DID YOU EVEN MAKE THIS THREAD

I WAS HAPPIER LIVING THE LIE
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I'm shocked that /a/ is shocked.
I'd be more shocked if Ken-sama was real.
This is really weird.
Do you all think that bento box copypasta is real too?
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>>67290719
>And moot is posting on /a/ again
How is that shocking, interesting, or the least bit relevant?
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>>67290709
>hiding his powerlevel
>like a true otaku
Sure
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>>67290705
Too bad we already know what happened to him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMXOzUDO3T8
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This thread is awful
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I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE
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Oh god.

This is worse than the time some /b/tard took pictures of himself with Cockmongler
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>>67290738
We're all Ken-sama!
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>>67290736
>>67290741

So how's life under that rock treating you guys?
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>>67290719

And 3.0 is coming out later this year... what the fuck, 2012?
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>fat tuesday
>sexy fat
>bradon-sama
okay fuck this gay earth
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So many strange things happened today. First Thad returns, now this. IT'S SOME SORT OF OMEN!
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>didn't die in a tsunami saving children
>actually married to a landwhale this whole time
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Fuck this bitch for taking away Ken.
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>This thread
絶望したっ!
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SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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>>67290719
>>67290778
It really is the apocalypse
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>>67290791
WHERE'S PROOF OF THAD
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I wouldn't have minded as much if it was some dude named something other than Ken-sama, but it had to be the husband of this fat-advocacy feminist knitting bitch.

Fate is a cruel thing, /a/.
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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>This entire thread
Pleas make it stop
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Reading this thread with Komm Susser Todd in the background gives a weird feeling.
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Boy, we didn't sea that coming
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>>67290791
>Thad returns

Archive link?
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>Ken-sama not wearing a kimono
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>>67290811
He made sex tape with his waifu. Pretty sure he's real.
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>come home
>had a really good day
>sit down for /a/
>this thread

Fuck you.
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Holy shit, my dad was right, the world is really ending in 2012.

What the fuck /a/.
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Bradon-sama
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>>67290811
Some virgin on /a/ earlier today said he was on /v/ today.
You might be able to find something in the archive.
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>>67290736
>>67290741
How the flying fuck you guys never noticed the shitstorm?
>>67290753
Just saying that this is going to be a long, long night.
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>post a comment on her blog
>she makes it the comment has to await modiration
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>>67290838
>adult pine tree for size reference
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>>67290757
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>>67290838
That's a shop. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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>>67290791
>Thad returns
what? The last thing I heard is he was released because of medical conditions, is this what your referring to?
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Happy Fathers Day!
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>>67290838
STOP
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the perfect end for a shitty day
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>>67290838
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S ALL OVER GUYS
IT'S ALL OVER
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>>67290852
>generic frat
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>>67290838
Nope. It's not him. He has a beard so clearly it isn't him.
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>>67290838
That was probably before the tsunami took his valiant Japanese soul ;_;
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2012 Revelations and Dick Punches
>SZS: Kafuka was dead all along and lives on in her classmates who also were possessed by Showa ghosts, etc.
>Aquarion : Apollo was actually Pollon, Apollonius' winged pet dog, which makes Amata and Kagura reincarnations of a reincarnation of a dog.
>Ken-sama: Actually a man named Bradon, never died in the tsunami yet he killed Ken, married Mt. Fuji.
>Kenichi Smith: Actually Hirokazu Fukumoto
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>>67290862
Is Grumpy Jii-san still alive?
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>This whole thread
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>>67290852


Then who was the Ken-sama who was reported dead?
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> ken-sama
> is married

HAHAHAHAHAHA that guy has a wife.

Hey anon why do YOU have a wife ?

You VIRGIN !
HAHAHAHAHAHA

CHERRY BOY ! HAHAHAHA

CLOSET FAGGOT ! HEHE

Oh boy. This shit made my day. And it's only 6:35am.
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>>67290838
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>>67290838

STOP IT

STOP IT

STOP IT

STOP IT
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I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.
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BULLSHIT KEN-SAMA DIED IN THE EARTHQUAKE HE'S GOMENASAING FROM HEAVEN RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T CHANGE THIS I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT I REFUSEEEEEE
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Next we'll find out that Grumpy Jii-san never liked anime and was only getting paid to review it.
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Bradon has been browsing /a/ the whole time and didn't stop it because he liked the publicity.
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What other secrets has the world been hiding from us?!
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>>67290902
Actually, yeah, and not a fatass with a fatass blog.
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>>67290897
No, he broke his hips in the mountains and dingos ate him.
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If true, this thread will be remembered for eternity
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>>67290898
Enoshima. Just saying.
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BULLSHIT KEN-SAMA DIED WE HAD A MEMORIAL AND EVERYTHING
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Welp, looks like it's time to retire that pasta. It's just not the same anymore.
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>>67290921
You shut your whore mouth.
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>>67290811

His Facebook had a post, and he liked Trayvor Martin. I should know, I've subscribed to him.
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Imagine an author, this author runs a pretty populr and long lived series, the series slowly looses fans and eventually the company announces that it will cancel his works after such and such a date.
What does the author do? He's obviously saddened, but what else is he able to do? He decides to connect the loose ends and reveal the various mysteries in his works, before they're left unresolved for eternity:
-that peculiar nonsensical cynical manga? A horror story
-the funny weeb guy we all loved and respected? The husband of a 3dpd feminazi landwhale

Can't wait for even more "revelations", note how Ken-sama's true identity was revealed on Father's day.

Well played, creator, well played.
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I'm legitimately shocked.
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>>67290897
He's probably been dead for several years
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>>67290838
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>June 17, 2012
>Visit /a/ for the first time
>Dreams immediately shattered

Confirmed for worst board
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>>67290696
>>67290696
What the flying fuck? I avoided SZS threads because, frankly, I dropped it on the 3rd episode.

Is this for real? Shit, I might pick it up again just to see the mindfuck.
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>>67290838
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>>67290896
>Ah My Goddess K1 was mind raped so that he wouldn't have sexual urges for Belldandy. And she knew about it
>Negima The entire shitty ending with no conclusion to anything
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>>67290959
Mindfuck starts during the final ten chapters
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>>67290946
I thought he was banned from using the internet
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>>67290731
>banging fat wife
That was funny
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>>67290956
>/a/ for the first time
Why do you even care?
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>>67290921
The line, you've just crossed it.
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>>67289764
Did she... eat Ken-sama?
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Grumpy Jii-san is alive, and just can't make new videos due to arthritis, so that's good news at least.

Can't believe it took so long to find the only connection to him via a priest's anime blog website who loosely kept in touch with him.

Pic related. It was my face when this was confirmed by an e-mail some other anon posted a couple weeks ago.
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SZS
AMG
KEN-SAMA

MY WHOLE LIFE
HAS BEEN
A FUCKING
LIE
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>>67290757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k6Vm0OphtA

Better version
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>>67290987
>>67290987
You do realize Ken-sama is everywhere in 4chan, yes?
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>>67290921

Also he's alive and hates hiking.
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2012 will be a good year they said...
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Looks like I'm just in time for some epic bread.
>>67290951
Well, Madoka finished on Easter. This kind of symbolism is nothing new to me.
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>>67290975
>>67290896
this summer will now be known as the summer of "WTF"
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>>67290991
Arthritis kills
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>>67290980
Or rather, it was pointed out in the final ten. It's been building up the entire series, and nobody noticed.
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>>67290984

Dunno, I just saw his Facebook account have a new post. Before getting deleted.
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>>67290951
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>67290991
>priest's anime blog
>mfw
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ken-sama installing linux
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>>67290991
Mind posting this? You'll be known as /a/'s hero to this bullshit
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>>67290987
Knew about the Ken-sama fanfiction through other sites and boards and loved it. Adored it, even.
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>>67290951
>note how Ken-sama's true identity was revealed on Father's day
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>>67291020
You're the summer, stop shitting up the thread.
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>>67291010
He's not even old. He's some 20 something year old practicing to become a professional make-up artist.
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>>67290991
Oh yeah I remember that. Yeah his arthritis had become too intense for him to continue doing the reviews.
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>this thread
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>mfw my childhood is ruined now
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The curtain closes on the last mystery this world shall ever know.
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>>67290951
Is he a father?
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well fuck, the dream is over
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2012
IT'S HAPPENING
MAYANS WERE RIGHT
APOCALYPSE IS NEAR
THE END IS NEAR
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This is too much to handle.
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The world really is going to end, isn't it?
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>>67291053
Didn't save, but I'll go check the archive and see if I can dig it up.

It was close to Grumpy Jii's anniversary of disappearance.
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>>67290509
>Cowboy Smith lives in Canada
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>67291051
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>>67290951
There's also "Ah! My goddess" being an NTR-fest.
It's too obvious to be a bunch of coincidences.
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Hey guys,

We'll be all okay after today right?

Right?
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I feel ill...
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Where do we go from here? What do we do, /a/?
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ken-sama found a bonzai tree.
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Jambo /a/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.

I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).

I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!

I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!
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IT'S ALL A LIE! IT HAS TO BE!
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>some overused unfunny pasta from the mid 00s

Who cares.
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If only I was here everything would have worked out.
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>inb4 sticky
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>I met Bradon nine years ago, as a friend of a friend, at a goth club we used to frequent.
> At the time my hair was still four feet long, and dyed black, and the first thing he did after shaking my hand was ask me to turn around so he could pet my hair.

WHY

Also this.

http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?p=443
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>>67291124
We kill the fat bitch, destroy the evidence and forget all about it to live in eternal bliss.
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I leave /a/ for a week and some fat woman steals Ken-Sama's soul from its resting place off the coast of Nippon.
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>>67291115
And I think were will be a ot more coming this year.
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>>67291122
You'll wake up tomorrow and discover that this board was a figment of your imagination.
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Can word adequately describe this moment? Depression? Anguish? Grief? No, this moment is beyond mere words to express the emotions that churn within ourselves at this moment.

These are the feelings only one man has known before.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ken-sama, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the dojo, and he was been involved in numerous secret ninja raids on Korea and China, and he had over 300 confirmed kills with his blade. He is trained in the bushido code and He was the the top swordsman in the entire JSDF. You are nothing to him but just another target for his blade. He would wipe you the fuck out with a precision blade the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Jigoku, or Tengoku, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Ken-sama through the spirit realm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kisama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inochi. You’re fucking dead, kodomo. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred martial arts, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he also has access to the entire arsenal of the cursed Muramasa blades and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you kamidamn baka. Ken-sama will shit fury all over you kisama and you will drown in it like Ken-sama drowned saving Japan. You’re fucking dead, baka.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q9TYUr-Teo
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>mfw thread
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NO

NO

NO
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>>67291132
More like a banzai tree
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>>67291179
Thank god.
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>>67291154
It's too painful, /a/.

Fuck this gay earth.
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Too many things happening this summer. Will 3.0 signal the end of times?
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>>67291154
>goth club
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
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I don't know if this has been said in the thread yet, but supposedly Ken-sama is/was a Canadian man, who was a little bit of a television personality in japan. He was at some univerity studying weeaboo studies or something similar.
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>>67291181
What if everything we know about Keanu is a lie and he's actually had a really bitchin' life?
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MAKE IT STOP
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>>67291107
>>67291053
http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/image/yJGkPqk1gD-r2bX3AhkMTg/

You're in luck. I found it.

Now, rejoice in that his name wasn't found in the obituaries!
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>>67291145
50% of /a/'s autist population
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ken-sama's evil twin: dude-bro
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>this thread
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So...does OP want to reupload that tribute video?
Honestly dont know why that bitch would take it down.
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I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
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You are all so easily trolled.

No one ever really looked into the original story, did they?
Idiots.
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Nope. Not believing this.
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YOU LYING WHORE
YOU FUCKING DECEIVER
KEN-SAMA DIED SAVING JAPAN FROM THE TSUNAMI AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE HE'D MARRY A LANDWHALE?

NO
NO
NO
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>>67291244
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>>67291154
This is the end, /a/. It was nice knowing you all.
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WAIT
I'VE GOT IT

When he "died"... it was like our chinese cartoons. Awakening, with his memory gone, he forges a new life for himself, ignorant of his past and heroic deeds.
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>this whole fucking thread
MY LIFE IS A FUCKING LIE
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rip
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>>67291243
OP should make a video about the real death of ken sama
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TOO MANY SHITSTORMS THIS YEAR
THERE'S JUST TOO FUCKING MANY SHITSTORMS
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>>67291232
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/65975388

And here's the whole thread, for good measure.
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>>67291244
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
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>>67290991
i dont trust in people wit a twitter account
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94&feature=related

More than a feeling guys.
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I don't think I need to explain.
>http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
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postin' in a Ken-sama thread
capcha: caidos coalce
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Seems like I remember a thread a few years ago where someone had evidence Ken-sama wasn't real and the picture was a normal dude living in the west.

I think /a/ goes through something like this every now and then, but then collectively chooses to forget and carry on the memory.
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>>67290860
I lold.
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Welp, time to off myself.
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Hey, god! If you're in this thread could you explain eva next? Or at least ask anno to publish the next rebuild?
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Gomenasai, minna-san!

I, Ken-sama, will be married this weekend. I, Ken-sama, have chosen a bride worthy of my status as a proud nihongo. This weekend - on a Sunday to be precise - I will marry a geisha! That's right! A geisha - they're women of great beauty. Her kimono is that of gorgeous crimson which reminds me of my bloodstained katana which I use to battle against the samurai of modern Nihon! I will pay my respects to my otou-san in law before the wedding ceremony. I also wish to marry underneat a sakura tree if possible. Of course, my wedding will provide the best liquor, sake, to all my guests.

Thanks.

Yours truly,

~Ken-sama
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>>67291322
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STAY STRONG IN YOUR FAITH, /a/.

KEN-SAMA IS MORE THAN A FAT MAN IN A KIMONO. HE IS AN IDEAL, AND IDEALS CANNOT BE KILLED BY PROOF IN THE WORLD OF 3DPD.

KEN-SAMA LIVED AND DIED AS AN IDEAL, AS OUR IDEAL. OUR IDEAL WEABOO. IT WOULD BE A DISHONOR TO HIS HONTOU NI MEMORY TO LET SOME FAT 3DPD TARNISH HIS REPUTATION.
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;_;
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So... What's going on in this thread? I don't get it?
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>>67291232
>>67291297
Thanks for posting that. At least some good came from this damn thread
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This isn't happening
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>>67291322
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>>67291322
>chanarchive
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Sticky this!
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>>67291232
>>67291297
>mfw
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>>67291154
Why
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>>67291316
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART
FEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
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this is worse than vanilla piracy

>mfw
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>Studied Psychology at Washington University-St. Louis
Why are there so many fat women in St. Louis.
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If only Thad would post again to end the suspense.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5acgqIHQE
>>67290838
>>67290734
>>67290852

2012 really was the end of the world
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Next thing we learn Oda died, One Piece will never be finished and we will never know what One Piece actually was.
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The memorial must live on. I'll reupload it in my own account if you can direct me to a mediafire link or similar with it.
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This is so fun.
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>>67291154
>(All the wedding photos – and I do mean all of them – can be found here, if you’re into that kind of thing.)

NOPENOPENOPENOEP
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>>67291384
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE ARRESTED
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>>67291384
Holy shit, he really is back?

He's a retard, but I'm glad.
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>>67291322
>this nigga
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Father's Day is the day /a/ died a little inside.
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>>67291384
I thought he was not allowed to browse the internet.
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>>67291337
Fuck that, give us a S2 of Dtb.
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>>67291348
;_;
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Funny thing is, I bet almost half of you will succumb in this same way and settle.

Welcome to the reality of fat nerd dating.
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>>67291398
DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT
ANYTHING CAN FUCKING HAPPEN AT THIS POINT
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>>67291398
A bikini.
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Maybe she didn't know that her husband browse 4chan
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I've got 4 tabs in 4 boards to keep track of the Ken-sama, or Brandon as you gaijins call him, upset. Truly this is a dark day for /a/, and all of 4chan.
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I think the wost part about this whole thing is that we were just casually browsing /a/, then all of a sudden all this happens.
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>>67289827
>2005
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>>67291446
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>>67291384
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>>67291463
Which boards? /a/ /jp/ and?
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>>67291473
NOT THIS AGAIN
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ANYTHING can happen. Next thing you know, Nyaa will be shut down.

Maybe 4chan will die forever.
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Hey guys what if we get Spice & Wolf season 3 this year?
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This is why you don't have 3D heroes, /a/. They always let you down.
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Posting in the final Ken-sama thread.
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>>67291384
Woah.
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>>67291446
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>>67291463
Other than /jp/, which other board cares?
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>>67291497
RIP in peace megaupload
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>>67291473
I never thought that this would've been relevant for TWO fucking occasions
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>>67291446
Okay, I chuckled
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So what's next? Huh? HUH GOD? WHAT'S NEXT? COME ON YOU SPITEFUL MOTHERFUCKER. IF YOU EXIST COME ON WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO RUIN? EH? WHAT? IS BERSERK ALL A DYING DREAM OF A YOUNG GUTS? HUH? DID PAULO REALLY KILL MO AND CAL DIED FOR NOTHING?

WHAT ELSE
DO YOU GOT
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>>67291472
Speak for yourself, I was hardcore browsing /a/ you filthy casual.
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FUCK YOU FOR MAKING THIS THREAD
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>>67291463
One in /v/ and one that just 404d in /co/.
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>>67291497
>Nyaa will be shut down

Don't EVER joke about that anon
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>>67291523
/jp/ didn't care really.
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>>67290897
Yes. Some friend of him reported that he has some illness that won't let him do anything with his hands (typing, for example).

We had a thread about it. Some anon got an email from that friend.
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>>67291384
>forever labeled a sex offender
>fucked up his whole life up
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Brandon is Hox.
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>>67291498
I will pirate every episode with glee.
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The blog link isn't working. Is it getting overloaded?
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>>67291473
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>>67291523
/v/
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>>67291328
>I think /a/ goes through something like this every now and then, but then collectively chooses to forget and carry on the memory.

We have to prevent the cycle repeating itself again.

We have to leave a message to ourselves for after we forgot, warning us not to look into Ken-Sama, or we'll discover things we're not meant to know.
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>>67291545
I know, they only care that we're being faggots about it.
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Fuck this world..
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>>67291528
And they did went after mediafire.
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>>67291537
>DID PAULO REALLY KILL MO AND CAL DIED FOR NOTHING?

About that...
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At the end of the year, someone must be alive to make a collage of all the shitstorrms that happened in this year.
If anyone's still alive that is.
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And what we should with this???

http://ken-sama-ken-sama.blogspot.com/2010/10/gomenasai-my-name-is-ken-sama.html
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SO A SADNESS IN MY HEART
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
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>>67291548
He abandoned his waifu for the sinful flesh of 3DPD girls. Its what he deserves really.
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came in late, someone gimme a tl;dr
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This is truly a dark day.
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>>67291473
oh fuck
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You all mad over...GASP, INTERNET SCAM?
You're all so easily fooled.
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>>67291604
Read, you ignorant faggot
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>>67291328
I remember that. But it was someone that claimed he was some kind of actor.
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No wait...Did you guys really think Ken-sama was real?
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>>67291604
The world as you know it has ceased to exist.
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>>67291576
It's funny that the board known for shitposting is frowning at all the shitposting going on in this thread.
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>>67291604
Ken-sama didn't die in the tsunami saving Japan, he was getting married with some landwhale.
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>>67291617
>GASP
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Why isn't this stickied yet?
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>>67291604

Ken-sama is alive and is Bandon-sama and is married.
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>>67291625
yes.
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>>67291604
He's married to a landwhale who is proud of her morbid obesity. His name is Bradon.

Sleep well tonight, anon.

The blog still isn't loading for me.
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It was a nice run huh, Ken-sama? Make a big joke about being a fake so that everyone would get scared?

Yeah I thought it was pretty funny too. But you can come back now.

Ken-sama?

;_;
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>>67291604
They guy we use in the "Ken-Sama" meme is actually named Brandon and married to a landwhale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ8taROu6BY
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G-gomenasai, Ken-sama
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>>67290838
NO
NONONO
NONONONONO
NONONONONO
NONONONONO
NONONONONO
NONONONONO
NO
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NO
NONONONONONONONONONONONO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh noooooo, more copypasta turned out to be fake
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Remember the guy that couldn't hold his lemons?
HE COULD, HE COULD, HE WAS JUST ORDERED TO DROP SOME OF THEM
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>>67291554
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
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I refuse to believe this.

Ken-sama died saving the lived of his classmates, in the prestigious Japanese high school he attended.

He will be forever missed.
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Reading this thread with Komm, süsser Tod is quite an experience.
This world is ending, /a/.
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Deep down inside you know this is all moots fault.
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>>67291569
kind of reminds me of Another
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>>67291697
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>>67290329
If you play a lot of Castlevania, you should know his real name.
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>>67291697
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WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR GUYS

HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THE FUCKING REST OF 2012
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Next on the news: This website isn't real. It's just a delusion of moot, who had no friends. He imagined several different friends with different hobbies and personalities, so that's why there are so many boards and people liking/hating different stuff.

Which moot are you?
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Gomenasai /a/, my name is Brandon.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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Y'all got trolled.

Hate to say I told ya so...
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>>67291756
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>>67291625
What else would you think?

This is /a/, that was the kind of people who would visit this place and shit post like that.
The fatness, the glasses, the hair, the kimono, EVERYTHING
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>>67291697
>lemons
>not limes

ya blew it
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>>67291697
WHAT IS THIS HERESY??!
NEXT YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THE GUY WHO GOT A PROMOTION IN FACT DIDN'T GET A PROMOTION
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Guess someone should fix this..
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Sayonara Ken-sama.
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KEN'S NOT IN HIS KIMONO, ALL'S NOT RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
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MOOT IS ACTUALLY ACCEL
ACCEL IS FALSE FLAG ATTACK
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I wish I had never seen this thread.
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I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
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>>67291790
They were actually lemons, green painted lemons.
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i've been living a lie this entire time ;__;
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>>67291800
Fix what?
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How convenient; this years is the year of EVA 3.0
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>>67291826
USO DA
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2012
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

What about his epic battle with the tsunami!!

Delete this thread so more people don't find out. We have to keep this shit a conspiracy.We have to form a secret society to suppress the knowledge of Ken-sama's actual existence.
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>>67291800
I still can't believe this woman didn't call out on this
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If /a/ was in an Eva right now shit would be hitting the fan, this is too much for anyone's mind to comprehend.
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The blog still isn't loading. Fuck.
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>>67291768
I'm the homoot.
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>>67291737
Or we could do it Battlestar Galactica style and destroy the internet.
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>>67291697
he can hold all those limes.
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It all, returns to nothing...
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>>67290004
because fat women get more shit for being fat than fat guys do + probably some other reasons.

that doesn't mean this whole fat acceptance thing isn't stupid though. once you reach a certain level it's obviously unhealthy no matter how !!!TRIGGERING!!! being told "as your friend I'm worried about your health, please work out more and eat healthier" can be to the typical Tumblr user.
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Legends die, it's a part of life.

This is like finding out santa isn't real.

You just find a way to carry on.
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>>67291768
Coming up next: Internet pranksters could stealing YOUR personal photos for their amusement and other criminal activities. We'll tell you what those pesky, left-wing 4chan users are up to this time and the new anti internet trolling bill being discussed.
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>>67291768
moot has Alzheimer's.
Every thread is a recollection of a discussion he had with his friends in the real world. Threads that are deleted are things he's forgotten. The archive is his diary.
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>>67291840
HE STILL LIVE IN OUR HEARTS
AND THE DELUSION DIMENSION
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>>67291771
I can't do it, /a/. I just fucking can't.
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>>67291718
>Deep down inside you know this is all the jews' fault.

Fixed that for you. 2TB of anime says the landwhale liar is a Jew.
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>>67291771
FUCK YOU
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>>67291786
/a/ isn't fat. Most of /a/ is actually lanky and pale.
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>Bellandy was a traitorous whore the whole time
>Kafuka was dead the whole time
>Apollo was a dog
>Ken-sama is some guy named Brandon

What will be destroyed next?
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>>67291826
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfA1jNiqoU
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You all are being fooled. She was obviously in love with Ken-sama, and has gone insane after hearing how he, a single man, took on the tsunami and rescued all of nippon at the cost of his life. Their is no way he would marry some gaijin landwhale. /a/ I'm disappoint.
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I picked a bad day to quit drinking.
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What is the most painless method of suicide? ;_;
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>>67291911
Berserk actually ending. Imagine the pure chaos.
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ITS FUCKING FAKE YOU RETARDS.
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>>67291771
OVER THE LINE MOTHERFUCKER
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I just can't feel anything any more.
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>>67291951
By tsunami
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>>67291786
>>67291625
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because
people on 4chan are really insecure about being considered 'weeaboo', at least to this level. people would only say this on /a/ in a jokepost.
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>>67291974
River in Africa
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>>67291932
Anon, we have pictures of him in normal clothes. Please, don't lie to yourself. You have to accept this.
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>>67291886
Next on CNN,4chan: The darkest coner of the internet!
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>>67291193
>you're fucking dead
and not
>you're already dead
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>>67291911
Berserk ends within 5 chapters.
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>>67291800
Send this to the landwhale! Call her out on her lies!
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>>67290835
I have two different versions playing at the same time. Took forever to sync them.
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YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE BECAUSE OF THAT IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE
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>>67291911
HxH ends. Infinite hiatus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0
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>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
>>67292008
Please tell me thats bullshit
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>>67291883

>This is like finding out santa isn't real.

No, this is like finding out that your dog that "ran away" is actually alive, only for your dad to shoot him in the head moments later.
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>>67291911
http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/hirokazu-fukumoto/11/64a/192

Kenichi Smith is actually Hirokazu Fukumoto and just an Inside Sales Representative at E-One Moli Energy (Canada) Ltd.

Also, Grumpy Jii is not in the obituaries as determined by a pastor who has a small connection to "Bruce" (Grumpy Jii).
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>>67291990

Speaking of new hair...
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>>67291911
Azumanga season 2 and a Yotsuba OVA

/a/ would have a shit-fit bigger than Endless 8 and Gainax Christmas combined.
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Coming up next: Rozen Maiden's new season gets the green light
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>>67292046
MOTHER OF GOD
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>>67290146
Everything I knew was wrong. My whole life is a lie.
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Wow.

What next, we learn the identity of the artist behind Ecstacy a.k.a. Darks?
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>>>/b/
The music there right now is appropriate.
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>>67291473
SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKING KUMETA YOU HAD IT ALL PLANNED GODDAMIT!!
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>>67291911
These things happen in threes, right? That means we have another couple of shifts to go. Maybe it will be good news?
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>this whole fucking thread

Make it stop....
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>>67292046
>E-One Moli Energy (Canada) Ltd.
>mfw I drive by the main building every fucking day

Should I search for kenichi?
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>>67292113
Kids on /a/ these days don't know who Darks is.

;_;
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>>67291990

what the fuck am I looking at
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>>67292046
>Also, Grumpy Jii is not in the obituaries as determined by a pastor who has a small connection to "Bruce" (Grumpy Jii).

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>67291322
>thread request status.
>archived
the world deserves to know the truth.
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How did the landwhale even find the video without knowing who Ken Sama is?
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>>67292120
You should stay there.
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2012 - the year of shocking revelations.

Truly we live in the end of days
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Nyanners is actually a trap
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Next its revealed that Serenity is actually an atheist comic.
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>>67292025
>only 2

Fucking summerfags
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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING. IT JUST TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.
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>>67292133
But he stays up all night...
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So is Evangelion 3.0 gonna save us all?
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>>67292129
TAKE PICTURES
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>>67292129
If you do, remember that his name is Hirokazu Fukumoto.
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>>67292140
>Archiving on chanarchive
You're retarded.
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>>67292152
Welcome to 2010
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B-bbbut, that one guy, he actually did graduate in the navy seals, and had 300 kills and training in gorilla warfare, right? Right?
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It's Dreams: The Destruction: The Thread
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>>67292133
Can you tell me who Darks is? Sometimes I stay up all night wondering.
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IN MY HEART OF HEARTS
I KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAIN
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME
MATTERS IN THIS WORLD
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>His real name is Brandon

My body was nowhere near ready for this revelation...
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>>67292185
Quite the opposite.
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>>67292129
YOU MUST.
I NEED CLOSURE.
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Wait.. what? 3.0 in 2012?
Did I miss something important?
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>>67292138
Why? It's true.

http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/65975388
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>>67292201
That guy who drew that amazing character.
That is all you need to know.
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>>67292196
I'm sure he did, anon. I'm sure he did.
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>>67292196
You called?
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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING. IT JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN.
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>>67292185
I don't think any of us are going to be prepared for THAT shitstorm
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>mfw this thread
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Next up:
Romantic Fool stops being xenophobic and posts every work he ever made on Mediafire.

Huke accepts drawfag requests on /a/

Monmusu Quest gets a 50 episode anime.

Scientists finds aliens known as BETA on the moon.
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>>67290959
mindfuck ruined its episode 3 of madoka all over again
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His spirit lives on! Hes already an heroic spirit!
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What if Canv.as becomes popular and 4chan shuts down?
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Why are people bringing Evangelion into this?
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This is worst than Ayumu killing Dyson.
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This fucking year man
Lollipop Chainsaw has Korean Zombie Desk Car and HOTD in it
Ringo and most of of the Nichibros story doesn't exist
New Banners
Quincys
Anons make a decent VN
Even the Zelda timeline was released
Next thing you know
Christian Bale never played Double Dragon
All three of the big three's authors die before they're finished
Evangelion ends with an completely different ending
Medaka Box ends up being Gainax's first show to get more than one season
Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer gets animated
Moot deletes /b/
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>mfw clicking /a/ and seeing this thread
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This shit is getting crazier every day. God only knows what the rest of 2012 will be like.
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NOPE. NOPE. NOPE

I won't believe it. It's all a lie. One big illusion.

I'm not accepting it.
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>>67292283
We won't let that happen, moot.
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>>67292286
Because it's coming out in 2012 (supposedly) and it will most likely cause another unimaginable shitstorm
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>>67290956
Fuck off and never come back faggot.
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>>67292283
DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
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KEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't forget to congratulate @nerdknits for snagging this fine slab of Kobe beef
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I really hope you guys are joking around and none of you are actually depressed because of this.
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>>67292303
The first five are retarded and you should leave.
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Just posting for the archives.
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>>67292342
We're just pretending.
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>>67292283
There was no 4chan, we're all delusions in the mind of Anon mootkins, a jewish psych patient who has been raped by a fat bitch when he was a little boy, thus imagining all those people suffering from women and life in general united in one place.
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>>67292274
EVA is real.
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>>67292342
Everyone's pretending.
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>>67292303
>Christian Bale never played Double Dragon

Did you know there is another Double Dragon being made right now?
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>>67292342
>saging a 550 post thread
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>>67292342
I'm actually depressed. Fuck off you cunt.
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>>67292360
Fucking idiots, /a/ already have their own archive. We didn't need the fucking chanarchive to do that.
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this thread never happened
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>mf
>this thread
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GUYS

GUYS!

WE ARE not little girls like we think we are

We're actually just old hairy men
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>>67292342
I'm depressed that you're not depressed.
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NGE/Rebuild was never real, it was a nightmare by Shinji and continues his normal life as a shut-in otaku.
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>>67292397
>I don't know what a sage is
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Hey guys, I know we don't always get along, but.... d-do you guys want to get some ice cream or something? We don't have to talk, and don't worry I'll buy.
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I'm concerned, /a/. All these shitstorms are happening. What if this isn't the end? What will be the one giant shitstorm that defines 2012?

What if it goes to other boards? What if Tony Reali doesn't browse /sp/, or the 4chan cup gets canceled? This could be the beginning of the end of 4chan!
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>>67292443
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l13RCQNUyI4

Ken-Sama is a stand-alone complex.
An embodiment of everything we believe in.
If the world rejects our truth, we have to reject the world.

Wear glasses, get fat, fight tsunamis.
Even if the original Ken-Sama was a fake, there's no reason we cannot consciously created a phenomenon based on what we see in him.
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>>67291546

In related news, your childhood dog is having a lot of fun at the special ranch just for dogs that your parents sent him to. He runs around and catches rabbits all day!
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>>67292443
If that were true, I wouldn't be wearing a skirt would I?
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>S&W S3 anime original end where the church execute horo in front of Lawrence when they reach Horo's homeland and it is full of giant dead wolves.
>Evangelion 3.0, PENPEN and Shinji fuse and ascend to godhood
>Steins;Gate movie being terrible and full of localization subs no matter the translator

this year is hell
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>>67292456
>Doesn't know what the bump limit is

You can't possibly be this new.
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>>67292395
Quadruple Dragon?
Mother Of God
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I want wait for Redo.

Anno save us all.
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>>67292303
>Lollipop Chainsaw has Korean Zombie Desk Car and HOTD in it
Noone gives a fuck about your viral marketing bullshit
>Ringo and most of of the Nichibros story doesn't exist
retarded theory noone with more than half a braincell gives a fuck about
>Anons make a decent VN
it was /v/ermins who corupted it, and it was shit.
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>>67292465
Eva 3.0 will probably be a giant shitstorm.
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>>67292465
>This could be the beginning of the end of 4chan!
No, it's not.

It's just the beggining of a new era. Prepare your body.
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>>67292456
>not knowing about the bump limit
Nice job showing how new you are
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>>67292460
I think I need a drink.
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>>67292460
Just leave us alone, /co/. Just leave.
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>>67292443
Jokes on you.
I'm 18 and I've only been on /a/ for 3 years.
Now is the time to let it all out right?
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>>67292460
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...


Can I get cookie dough ... ;_;
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>>67292443

I'm ignoring you!
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HOLY FUCK THE COPYPASTA WAS REAL. KENSAMA ACTUALLY HAD A WIFE.

KENSAMA IS CONFIRMED TO BE BRANDON C/CING THOSE SHITTY THREADS SINCE 7 YEARS AGO.

FUCK HIM.
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>>67292480
I'm so glad for Sam and Rocky ;_;
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This fucking thread.
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>>67292460
>>67292523
Go roleplay somewhere else, you tremendous faggots.
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>>67292477
awesome sountrack
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>>67292395
No way.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1VTD37tsBI
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>>67292486
>original end where the church execute horo in front of Lawrence when they reach Horo's homeland and it is full of giant dead wolves.
>Original ending.
>Holo is killed.

Explain.
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There's a perfectly logical explanation for this. We just thought he died, but actually during the tragedy he was simply swept away, hit his head on a rock, was swallowed up by this passing landwhale who decided to take a dip, then she vomited him out of her mouth and renamed Ken-sama Bradon. He's been brainwashed all this time, the poor fool has been living the lie, not us. Because seriously, only a landwhale could come up with a name like Bradon.

Phew I can breathe now knowing this whole thing has been sorted out.
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>>67292465

End of Yotsuba.
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>>67292512
>>67292487
Gee, I sure got told.
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And this is what you get out of thrusting another human being, /a/.
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>>67292522
...and you are?

Oh wait, you're that completely irrelevant tripfag! I love you White Ren ;_;
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>>67292586
nice backpedal fucking moron

why did you even post again?
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>>67292612
>thrusting another human being
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>>67292586
Yeah, you kind of did

The purpose of a sage is to post in a thread without bumping it, but a thread this long is no longer bumping so saging does nothing at all

God I actually had to just explain that.
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>>67292030
Just got to this line.

Now I have three versions, including the /a/ version.

Someone give me a fourth.
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>>67292582
don't dare
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>>67292586
Well shit. It all comes full circle!
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>>67292586
Bump limit is 500. Sage does not let your post bump the thread. Sage on your post on a thread past bump limit is meaningless.
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how old is the ken sama copypasta? I can only see it going back to 2009. But it feels taht its much older?
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>>67292579
Just stop. Its too painful, just...stop.
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>>67292630
>>67292635
Why are you even replying to me? I didn't even meant what you think I meant with my first post.

You know what? This is stupid. Ken-sama is not real, I'm way too depressed for this shit.
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>>67292579
Yeah... yeah!
Sure, that's probable, this is what happen!
Right Guys! ...Right?
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>>67292671

7 years.
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This entire thread is a lie.

Good job guys you almost got me
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You won't be ready /a/

you won't be ready for what's coming.

2012 isn't over yet
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>>67292651
>>67292635
>>67292630
Damn guys, give the newfag a break.
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>>67292695
You know when SZS started?7 years ago
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>>67292690
Depression isn't an excuse for blatant ignorance
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STICKY THIS SHIT

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW
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>>67292692
No, anon. We just have to live without the legend of Ken-sama.
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We now know what must be done, /a/. She must be tracked down - the blog erased, the whore silenced, before word of this can spread.

While our joy, our motivation, our wonder at the world's mystery has been stripped away from us, we can still protect the others.

They needn't know the truth.
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>>67291155
We need to contain this info, we shall sacrifice ourselves and not let other anons know the truth. Is the least we can do.
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>>67292746
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>>67292695
>7 years.
Oh god fuck this shit >>67291473
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YOUKOSO

HITORI BOCCHI
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>>67292630
>backpedal

If you're gonna use words then use them right you fucking idiot.
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>>67291155
>>67292772
le legun xD
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Did you remember to laugh, guys?
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>>67292772
>She must be tracked down - the blog erased, the whore silenced, before word of this can spread.
>>>/b/
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Ken-Sama didn't die during the tsunami but today.

Rest In Peace, Ken-Sama
June 17th 2012
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>>67292746
niadfsadasdf aadfaasdf sfad 32qwa vnhjzaqw2 unwasqz32nu Fuck I just smashed my keyboard.
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Kenichi Smith is Canadian
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/hirokazu-fukumoto/11/64a/192
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>Is 12-years-old too young to go on the pill?
>No
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Don't worry Rei is here.
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>>67292772
Potassium overdose?
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>>67292769
>>67292772
It's too late, this thread has already been linked to on pretty much every board that ken sama has ever been posted on.
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>>67292819
>June 17th 2012

Hey, it's the birthday of the girl I used to like. Two years ago. The only way I know how to contact her anymore is facebook.

Doushiou?!?
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official thread OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkvgbveuSs
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>>67292826
Your post seems to be missing an exclamation point, a pointless emoticon, and an asterisk action.
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What is going on?!
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>>67292826
kumeta is an incredible mastermind
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>>67292866
Is that a Komm, susser tod cover?

Production I.G. confirmed for bros.
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>>67292855
In other words, we have just started something that we can never fix. Tis' a sad day today.
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>>67292913
We lost Ken-sama, /sp/
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Great. What's next?

We're using /a/ and animu to escape reality and always trusted 3DPD whores?
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>>67292875
F*uck You! >:(
Goodyet ?
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So he never went to Japan?
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>>67292952
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there are still just over 5 months left of the is year
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>>67291874
>lime on the end clearly about to fall
The universe remains in balance.
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>>67293007
He didn't exist.
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>>67292958
We realize that 2D is based on 3DPD that's actually not PD. They're cute little perfect pure maidens locked up in some random basement in Japan.
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>>67292952
I'm not from /sp/, I just like the .gif
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All this time, and nobody ever google image search "guy in kimono" to find the source of the picture.
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This year, man. This year.
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>>67293051
I wanted to believe, anon.

I was happy.
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Ken-sama being a guy named Bradon is the result of someone diverting us from the Alpha timeline
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>>67291584

Someone already does that.
Every year.
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>>67293007
Worse, he was a 3DPD loving normalfag. He's fucking married.
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>>67293051
Why would you search for "guy in kimono"?
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>>67292958
Nah.
I browse /a/ to be around filth like myself. I love you guys... Most of the time.
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>>67293075
To a woman he met at a goth convention.
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This shit cray.
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>>67293096
Who is a landwhale and proud of it.
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>>67293096
We idolized someone who probably shopped at Hot Topic. I feel sick.
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>>67293092
Too bad, we all hate you.

SO
MUCH
b-baka!
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I know this is an emotional moment and all, but you do realize that the Ken-Sama pasta was just a glorified, butchered version of a post made to make fun of you guys, right?

Just like those "Anime then and now" images, or even the term "waifu".
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>>65976371
Oh god, they knew it.
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So I'd like to wake up now.
Someone snap me out of this.
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>>67293075
>>67293096
>>67293119
Stop it! STOP IT!
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>>67291115
>>67291911
WOAH HOLD THE FUCK ON! AH MY GODDESS ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT TWIST?! I need a link!

(I was off of /a/ for awhile)
Inb4 slowpoke
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>>67293191
>exclamation points
>parenthesis
Get out
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>>67293191
A link to what? Just look for the newest chapter.
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>>67293154
We do, we're just having fun
Also, >you guys
wherethefuckdoyouthinkyouare.jpg
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>>67293154
And it was all a lie. We don't have anyone to make fun of us now. Ken-sama carried that weight.
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>>67293191
>I need a link!
To what? Just read it.
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>>67292465
When the world doesn't end on December 12 2012, there will be a shitstorm from all the idiots who think that's the date it's "supposed" to end.

There will be a huger shitstorm when it really does end on December 21, 2012
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I bet that https://twitter.com/#!/nerdknits doesn't know that she shattery many dreams and killed the memory of an internet hero.
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>>67293235
>>67293215
I've been off for a few months so I thought I might have missed it by a long shot
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>>67293317
Basically what happened was K1 was psychologically neutered by heaven into not wanting to fuck Belldandy because heaven didn't want to put up with halfbreed goddess/human offspring.

Belldandy knew the whole time and didn't say anything because she liked the attention.
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Is nothing sacred?
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I'm going to go to bed and pray that when I wake, this all is just a bad dream.
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PURGE EVERYTHING!

We'll assign teams to deal with different things.
Team A will have to get their hands dirty and deal with landwhale.
Team B will handle the erasure of anything that can be linked back.
Team C will handle anything else.
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>>67293450
>>>/b/
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>>67293443
>13. Nothing is Sacred.
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5 and a half months left to go. Everything you know and love is going to be shattered and destroyed. Scorched earth, nothing will remain.
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>>67293513
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Look at all these hopes, dreams and memes shattered.
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Bullshit!, they will never shatter his japanese spirit.
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>/v/ experiences one of the dullest E3s ever
>/a/ gets multiple world-ending mindfucks in a row

I'm not sure how to feel
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>>67293633
You can't shatter what never existed.
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>>67293513
>Komm Susser Tod dubstep.wav
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THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs
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She is a girl

She even has a boyfriend
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>>67293371
Well that about clears it up. thanks
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You will be missed, oh king of /a/.
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>>67293693
She is dead for all I care.
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>>67293693
Who cares?
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>>67293693

no

no no no no no no no no
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>>67293693
who the fuck gives a shit about that attention whore
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Has anyone told 2chan yet?
2chan loves Ken sama
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>>67293693
Nigger this is /a/ not /v/.
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>>67293693
Oh no, I'd better make an epic ftw reaction!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_____;
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>>67293729
ur a faget
and so is nyanners
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>>67292201
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>>67293693
Look at all the fucks we give.
>>>/v/
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>>67292201
Do you dislike peace and love? Then you are Darks
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>>67293298
>>67293443
>>67293628
>>67293633
That's just it though.
The dream of Ken-Sama that we created was fake. As such, we can actually choose to let it become broken of follow it to the end.

Ken-Sama is more "real" than any individual on 4chan or any other meme, insofar as it's impact is greater.

Follow through on the dream and no landwhale can kill the spirit of Ken-Sama that /a/non created.
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>Posts: 700
>Images: 240
THIS LIARR DOESNT DESERVE IT!!!!!!
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>>67294368
But...you're the 700th post...
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The world is over.
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i refuse to believe

this brandon guy is an impostor


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