>Have memorial video of Ken Sama's one year anniversary >Video is taken down by this lady>Ask why>Supposedly Ken-sama's wife
wut
What the fuck? Really?
>It's a picture of my husband, that was stolen from my blog.what?
So Ken-sama is a real guy?
Her supposed blog.http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/
Who the hell is this imposter?
watwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwat
http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?p=27
http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?cat=21she loves memes too
>>67289764Am I mistaken, or is this a "fat pride" blog?
Ken-sama.... is alive!!!
>75. Despite having never been married (yet!), I own a wedding dress. I bought it for $25 at a thrift store, and wore it as a costume.http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?page_id=393File a claim against her, because said Ken-sama picture is years old.
Ken-sama would never forsake 2D women for a bloated, feminist blogging bitch.
>>67289764>Fat (31)
>Ken-sama's real name is Bradon
>>67289856That is, unless she was married after the blog post, which hasn't been indicated on the website, but it has been months.
>>67289856>>75. Despite having never been married (yet!), I own a wedding dress. I bought it for $25 at a thrift store, and wore it as a costume.WHAT A FUCKING CONTRADICTION TO HER TWEET. SOMEONE COMPILE THIS AND BURN HER.
>>67289827>He’s such a good guy, to pose for pictures right before bed, when his hair’s all wonky.FRIENDZONED
Ask for proof of birth certificate or a marriage photo with them together. If she can't, then fuck her and keep posting Ken sama. Actually...fuck her regardless, she isn't Ken sama.
>>67289764>>67289827>>67289840>>67289856
dispute it
Does Ken-sama love Japan so much that he would marry Mt.Fuji?
SO WHO SAVED NIPPON FROM THE TSUNAMI?!
>nerd knits>Two hundred and forty-four pounds of dainty.>fat>fat>fatWhy are landwhales always so obnoxious? I've never seen a fat male "proud" of his weight.
Gomenasai, /a/.
>>67289985He apparently did.
>>67289906LIAR
>>67289856The picture on her blog was posted in 05. Unless you can dig up an older instance of that picture in the archives we may be shit out of luck.
>>67290035Obviously she copyrighted ken-sama and his likeness and wants money from you for stealing a sale of his picture away.
>>67289856I can't even think of 20 facts about myself, let alone a fucking hundred
OP CLOSE THE THREAD IF DAIZ HERE'S THIS HE WILL ATTACK NIPPON AGAIN
Ask her if he really died in the Japanese earthquake
I'm legitimately shocked. That Ken-sama pasta has been around for years, and only now are we learning about this guy?
>Fat Pride blogWhat in the everloving fuck. I'm a fatass myself and even I know being unhealthy is nothing to be proud of.
CONSPIRACY
>>67290122No one wanted to dispel the magic;_;
>>67290122I think it's more like no one ever gave a fuck to find out.
so ken-sama is a fraud?
ALL THIS TIME.WE'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, /a/.
>>67290142This. Women are just stupid.
>>67290146The couch and TV in the background of both pictures are the same, the lady's claim seems at least partially legit.
>>67290146
>>67290146oh wow
WHO SAVED JAPAN THEN?
>>67290122>weSpeak for yourself, retard.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING IN THIS THREAD
>>67289840>talking about memes in '05and she's an oldfag.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEBURN THE WITCH
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
>>67290146This is....this is actually unbelievable for me
>>67290225I wonder how /jp/ is faring
>>67290146>Your comments is waiting moderation.Well fuck. Also >comments isWhat?
>>67290263I'LL GO TELL THEM
What the actual living fuck?
>>67290146We're currently experiencing a historic moment. Holy shit, I never thought this would be true.S-So what, is Ken-sama alive?
I want to forget this thread ever existed.
But who saved all those children from that building?
No...I don't...no this can't...this can't be true.Not Ken-sama.Don't take Ken-sama away from me.Please, no.I need him.
2012 is a hell of a year, SZS, and now this.
You've got to be shitting me.Next you're going to tell me that this dude isn't Kenichi Smith.
Nope, fuck you OP, this is just an elaborate troll, 3/10
>>67290146I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.
>>67290298Nope, she sat on his lap ... no man could survive that.
GuysHave we been fooled?
IT'S FUCKING LEGITHOLY SHITKEN-SAMA IS BRADON-SAMAHAHAHAHE WASNT KILLED IN THE TSUNAMI! HE NEVER EXISTED BUT HIS SPIRIT LIVES ON
Big deal a fat guy who died in the most dumbest way ever. Stopping a tsunami? He deserved to die and his fat wife will probably die soon from some fat disease.
>>67290242Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!"
>yfw she's a /b/ro and an epic troll
>>67290329I'm fairly certain that isn't his real name.
If it makes you morons feel any better, I'm sure some other fat guy drowned saving children.
This can't be real. I refuse to believe it.
Fuck this thread, I want Ken-sama back.
So Ken-sama is alive?
K-Ken-sama...
Oh god what is happening. Hold me, /a/.
http://twitter.com/#!/nerdknitsher twitter
>>67290387No way.
IT'S A LIEIT'S A LIE
>>67290353I think so manI think soFor almost 7 years too
Fuck it, I bet she made a fake blog and altered the dates just so she could pretend Ken-sama was some gay nerd.
>>67290395Ken-sama was never real
Is he alive?
>>67290387You take that back right now.
My whole life I've been fed a lie.
IT'S LIKE I'M RELIVING SANTA REVEAL ALL OVER AGAIN
>>67290387You're fucking crazy.
oh god, ken-sama must of faked it and searched 'guy in kimono', because its on the front page with the stupid fat bitch's blog linked to it
my day is fucked
Fuck this gay earth
>>67290442>thinking Santa was real
>>67290008>filenameFuck. FUCK.FUCK.
>>67290242>>67290374He was so brave.
Don't bother trying to get her approval ask if the husband cares.
>>67290329>>67290387>>67290439>>67290454http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/hirokazu-fukumoto/11/64a/192Enjoy..;_;
Were you guys actually under the impression that Ken-sama was real?
>RIP in piece Ken Sama...>piece>rest in peace in pieceYou fucking fucking retarded faggot.
This is possibly the most shocking thing I've seen in a long time.
>>67290471How the fuck did we not notice this for almost 7 years? This is SZS all over again
>>67290119>HERE'S
>>67290513Yes. My whole life is a lie now.
>>67290471Oh shit, this is actually true. Did people know this and I just missed it?!>>67290374It's been a while since I've read this the last time, damn, I really had to laugh out lout.
>>67290509Looks like he's pretty close to accomplishing his dream, Kenichi Smith even changed his name to fit in with the local population.
>>67290471I just checked. It's so fucking obvious
>>67290509OH, WHAT THE FUCK.
OP's twitter reeks of /v/irgin bullshit.
Well don't we look like quite the fool.
>>67290146>even in the event of marriage
>>67290513I wouldn't be surprised if people here were that stupid.They probably believe everything posted on /x/ is real and that /b/ can hack the internet.
>>67290509Everything I once knew is a lie.
June 17, 2012, the day Ken-sama REALLY died.
>>67290509THIS THREAD JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE
>>67290325What happened to SZS?
>>672905242012. This year has been crazy. Holy shit.
KEEEEENNN SAAAMAAAAA
All my hopes and dreams... crushed...
>>67290471Dude what...are you fucking kidding me right now?It's really fucking there...How could we not have known?
>>67290509Why would you do such a thing?
>>67290621Might as well tie up all the loose ends while there's still time.
>>67290509EVERYTHING I'VE KNOWN IS A LIE
Look at her tweeted photos...Ken-sama and the Christmas tree
What was the video about anyway?
>>67289615Kenichi Smith looks a lot like Satoshi Kon.;_;
>>67290619It ended.Pic related. She was dead all along.
Welp, goodbye /a/ this is not a world I want to live in
>[email protected]
>>67290509>Canada>Not glorious MurikaThe fuck is this shit
But...KEN SAMA
>fat girl>disgusted with herself, wants to changeAcceptable. Would help.>fat girl>proud of being a landwhaleFuck off.Then again, they're both 3DPD.
>>67290146Oh god this looks like a legitimate claim....I don't want to live in a world with out Ken-sama
>>67290619Kafuka was always dead.All the girls got body-part donations from her.All the girls tried to commit suicide at one point.Then they were all possessed by ghosts that were like them.Then they pretended it was Showa era to let the ghosts have a school life.Then they were excised.And the clues were everywhere. Fucking everywhere. Every god damn chapter. Even the anime. Kumeta planned it all from the beginning. There was always a plot.
I bet Ken-sama is browsing this thread right now laughing his ass off.
>>67290509WHAT DID I DO TO ANGER YOU GOD?
Grumpy Jii-san here.I just want to let you guys know that I've been posting my videos on Dailymotion for the past year and am completely healthy.
You fools! It's obvious that Ken-sama was just pretended of being an average american male amalgamating with three dimensional wenches, he was just hiding his powerlevel.I REPEAT HE WAS JUST FUCKING HIDING HIS POWERLEVEL LIKE A TRUE OTAKU NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT!!!
>this threadI wish I never saw this.
>>67290611Sayonara, Ken-sama.
>>67290649Well, fuck.I mean, just take a look at all the crazy shit we saw this year. Ah My Goddess shitstorm, SZShitstorm, Negima ending, Bakuman ending, what else?And moot is posting on /a/ again. Doushio?
should i send this to her /a/
EVERYTHING WAS A LIEMY WHOLE LIFE WAS A LIFE
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AND NOW ITS TOO LATE
Hey Faggots,My name is Bradon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusst? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of me because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “make up fake stories about me”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging fat wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It’s me and my wife's kimono
>>67290662Forgot the image.
KEN-SAMA
>>67290696Wait, what? fuck me...
Ken-sama never existed. He was a delusion we all collectively produced.
>>67290664>>67290696What the actual fuck.
WHY DID YOU EVEN MAKE THIS THREADI WAS HAPPIER LIVING THE LIE
I'm shocked that /a/ is shocked.I'd be more shocked if Ken-sama was real.This is really weird.Do you all think that bento box copypasta is real too?
>>67290719>And moot is posting on /a/ againHow is that shocking, interesting, or the least bit relevant?
>>67290709>hiding his powerlevel>like a true otakuSure
>>67290705Too bad we already know what happened to him.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMXOzUDO3T8
This thread is awful
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIETHERE'S NOTHING INSIDE
Oh god.This is worse than the time some /b/tard took pictures of himself with Cockmongler
>>67290738We're all Ken-sama!
>>67290736>>67290741So how's life under that rock treating you guys?
>>67290719And 3.0 is coming out later this year... what the fuck, 2012?
>fat tuesday>sexy fat>bradon-samaokay fuck this gay earth
So many strange things happened today. First Thad returns, now this. IT'S SOME SORT OF OMEN!
>didn't die in a tsunami saving children>actually married to a landwhale this whole time
Fuck this bitch for taking away Ken.
>This thread絶望したっ!
SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>67290719>>67290778It really is the apocalypse
>>67290791WHERE'S PROOF OF THAD
I wouldn't have minded as much if it was some dude named something other than Ken-sama, but it had to be the husband of this fat-advocacy feminist knitting bitch.Fate is a cruel thing, /a/.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>This entire threadPleas make it stop
Reading this thread with Komm Susser Todd in the background gives a weird feeling.
Boy, we didn't sea that coming
>>67290791>Thad returnsArchive link?
>Ken-sama not wearing a kimono
>>67290811He made sex tape with his waifu. Pretty sure he's real.
>come home>had a really good day>sit down for /a/>this threadFuck you.
Holy shit, my dad was right, the world is really ending in 2012.What the fuck /a/.
Bradon-sama
>>67290811Some virgin on /a/ earlier today said he was on /v/ today. You might be able to find something in the archive.
>>67290736>>67290741How the flying fuck you guys never noticed the shitstorm?>>67290753Just saying that this is going to be a long, long night.
>post a comment on her blog>she makes it the comment has to await modiration
>>67290838>adult pine tree for size reference
>>67290757
>>67290838That's a shop. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
>>67290791>Thad returnswhat? The last thing I heard is he was released because of medical conditions, is this what your referring to?
Happy Fathers Day!
>>67290838STOP
the perfect end for a shitty day
>>67290838AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT'S ALL OVER GUYSIT'S ALL OVER
>>67290852>generic frat
>>67290838Nope. It's not him. He has a beard so clearly it isn't him.
>>67290838That was probably before the tsunami took his valiant Japanese soul ;_;
2012 Revelations and Dick Punches>SZS: Kafuka was dead all along and lives on in her classmates who also were possessed by Showa ghosts, etc.>Aquarion : Apollo was actually Pollon, Apollonius' winged pet dog, which makes Amata and Kagura reincarnations of a reincarnation of a dog.>Ken-sama: Actually a man named Bradon, never died in the tsunami yet he killed Ken, married Mt. Fuji.>Kenichi Smith: Actually Hirokazu Fukumoto
>>67290862Is Grumpy Jii-san still alive?
>This whole thread
>>67290852Then who was the Ken-sama who was reported dead?
> ken-sama> is marriedHAHAHAHAHAHA that guy has a wife.Hey anon why do YOU have a wife ?You VIRGIN !HAHAHAHAHAHACHERRY BOY ! HAHAHAHACLOSET FAGGOT ! HEHEOh boy. This shit made my day. And it's only 6:35am.
>>67290838
>>67290838STOP ITSTOP ITSTOP ITSTOP IT
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.
BULLSHIT KEN-SAMA DIED IN THE EARTHQUAKE HE'S GOMENASAING FROM HEAVEN RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T CHANGE THIS I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT I REFUSEEEEEE
Next we'll find out that Grumpy Jii-san never liked anime and was only getting paid to review it.
Bradon has been browsing /a/ the whole time and didn't stop it because he liked the publicity.
What other secrets has the world been hiding from us?!
>>67290902Actually, yeah, and not a fatass with a fatass blog.
>>67290897No, he broke his hips in the mountains and dingos ate him.
If true, this thread will be remembered for eternity
>>67290898Enoshima. Just saying.
BULLSHIT KEN-SAMA DIED WE HAD A MEMORIAL AND EVERYTHING
Welp, looks like it's time to retire that pasta. It's just not the same anymore.
>>67290921You shut your whore mouth.
>>67290811His Facebook had a post, and he liked Trayvor Martin. I should know, I've subscribed to him.
Imagine an author, this author runs a pretty populr and long lived series, the series slowly looses fans and eventually the company announces that it will cancel his works after such and such a date.What does the author do? He's obviously saddened, but what else is he able to do? He decides to connect the loose ends and reveal the various mysteries in his works, before they're left unresolved for eternity:-that peculiar nonsensical cynical manga? A horror story-the funny weeb guy we all loved and respected? The husband of a 3dpd feminazi landwhaleCan't wait for even more "revelations", note how Ken-sama's true identity was revealed on Father's day.Well played, creator, well played.
I'm legitimately shocked.
>>67290897He's probably been dead for several years
>June 17, 2012>Visit /a/ for the first time>Dreams immediately shatteredConfirmed for worst board
>>67290696>>67290696What the flying fuck? I avoided SZS threads because, frankly, I dropped it on the 3rd episode.Is this for real? Shit, I might pick it up again just to see the mindfuck.
>>67290896>Ah My Goddess K1 was mind raped so that he wouldn't have sexual urges for Belldandy. And she knew about it>Negima The entire shitty ending with no conclusion to anything
>>67290959Mindfuck starts during the final ten chapters
>>67290946I thought he was banned from using the internet
>>67290731>banging fat wifeThat was funny
>>67290956>/a/ for the first timeWhy do you even care?
>>67290921The line, you've just crossed it.
>>67289764Did she... eat Ken-sama?
Grumpy Jii-san is alive, and just can't make new videos due to arthritis, so that's good news at least.Can't believe it took so long to find the only connection to him via a priest's anime blog website who loosely kept in touch with him.Pic related. It was my face when this was confirmed by an e-mail some other anon posted a couple weeks ago.
SZSAMGKEN-SAMAMY WHOLE LIFEHAS BEENA FUCKINGLIE
>>67290757http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k6Vm0OphtABetter version
>>67290987>>67290987You do realize Ken-sama is everywhere in 4chan, yes?
>>67290921Also he's alive and hates hiking.
2012 will be a good year they said...
Looks like I'm just in time for some epic bread.>>67290951Well, Madoka finished on Easter. This kind of symbolism is nothing new to me.
>>67290975>>67290896this summer will now be known as the summer of "WTF"
>>67290991Arthritis kills
>>67290980Or rather, it was pointed out in the final ten. It's been building up the entire series, and nobody noticed.
>>67290984Dunno, I just saw his Facebook account have a new post. Before getting deleted.
>>67290951GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>67290991>priest's anime blog >mfw
ken-sama installing linux
>>67290991Mind posting this? You'll be known as /a/'s hero to this bullshit
>>67290987Knew about the Ken-sama fanfiction through other sites and boards and loved it. Adored it, even.
>>67290951>note how Ken-sama's true identity was revealed on Father's day
>>67291020You're the summer, stop shitting up the thread.
>>67291010He's not even old. He's some 20 something year old practicing to become a professional make-up artist.
>>67290991Oh yeah I remember that. Yeah his arthritis had become too intense for him to continue doing the reviews.
>this thread
>mfw my childhood is ruined now
The curtain closes on the last mystery this world shall ever know.
>>67290951Is he a father?
well fuck, the dream is over
2012IT'S HAPPENING MAYANS WERE RIGHTAPOCALYPSE IS NEARTHE END IS NEAR
This is too much to handle.
The world really is going to end, isn't it?
>>67291053Didn't save, but I'll go check the archive and see if I can dig it up.It was close to Grumpy Jii's anniversary of disappearance.
>>67290509>Cowboy Smith lives in CanadaFUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>67291051
>>67290951There's also "Ah! My goddess" being an NTR-fest.It's too obvious to be a bunch of coincidences.
Hey guys,We'll be all okay after today right?Right?
I feel ill...
Where do we go from here? What do we do, /a/?
ken-sama found a bonzai tree.
Jambo /a/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Africa!
IT'S ALL A LIE! IT HAS TO BE!
>some overused unfunny pasta from the mid 00sWho cares.
If only I was here everything would have worked out.
>inb4 sticky
>I met Bradon nine years ago, as a friend of a friend, at a goth club we used to frequent.> At the time my hair was still four feet long, and dyed black, and the first thing he did after shaking my hand was ask me to turn around so he could pet my hair.WHYAlso this.http://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?p=443
>>67291124We kill the fat bitch, destroy the evidence and forget all about it to live in eternal bliss.
I leave /a/ for a week and some fat woman steals Ken-Sama's soul from its resting place off the coast of Nippon.
>>67291115And I think were will be a ot more coming this year.
>>67291122You'll wake up tomorrow and discover that this board was a figment of your imagination.
Can word adequately describe this moment? Depression? Anguish? Grief? No, this moment is beyond mere words to express the emotions that churn within ourselves at this moment.These are the feelings only one man has known before.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ken-sama, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the dojo, and he was been involved in numerous secret ninja raids on Korea and China, and he had over 300 confirmed kills with his blade. He is trained in the bushido code and He was the the top swordsman in the entire JSDF. You are nothing to him but just another target for his blade. He would wipe you the fuck out with a precision blade the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Jigoku, or Tengoku, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Ken-sama through the spirit realm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kisama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inochi. You’re fucking dead, kodomo. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred martial arts, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he also has access to the entire arsenal of the cursed Muramasa blades and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you kamidamn baka. Ken-sama will shit fury all over you kisama and you will drown in it like Ken-sama drowned saving Japan. You’re fucking dead, baka.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q9TYUr-Teo
>mfw thread
NONONO
>>67291132More like a banzai tree
>>67291179Thank god.
>>67291154It's too painful, /a/.Fuck this gay earth.
Too many things happening this summer. Will 3.0 signal the end of times?
>>67291154>goth clubIT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
I don't know if this has been said in the thread yet, but supposedly Ken-sama is/was a Canadian man, who was a little bit of a television personality in japan. He was at some univerity studying weeaboo studies or something similar.
>>67291181What if everything we know about Keanu is a lie and he's actually had a really bitchin' life?
MAKE IT STOP
>>67291107>>67291053http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/image/yJGkPqk1gD-r2bX3AhkMTg/You're in luck. I found it.Now, rejoice in that his name wasn't found in the obituaries!
>>6729114550% of /a/'s autist population
ken-sama's evil twin: dude-bro
So...does OP want to reupload that tribute video? Honestly dont know why that bitch would take it down.
I KNOW I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
You are all so easily trolled.No one ever really looked into the original story, did they?Idiots.
Nope. Not believing this.
YOU LYING WHOREYOU FUCKING DECEIVERKEN-SAMA DIED SAVING JAPAN FROM THE TSUNAMI AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE HE'D MARRY A LANDWHALE?NONONO
>>67291244
>>67291154This is the end, /a/. It was nice knowing you all.
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WAITI'VE GOT ITWhen he "died"... it was like our chinese cartoons. Awakening, with his memory gone, he forges a new life for himself, ignorant of his past and heroic deeds.
>this whole fucking threadMY LIFE IS A FUCKING LIE
rip
>>67291243OP should make a video about the real death of ken sama
TOO MANY SHITSTORMS THIS YEARTHERE'S JUST TOO FUCKING MANY SHITSTORMS
>>67291232http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/65975388And here's the whole thread, for good measure.
>>67291244IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>67290991i dont trust in people wit a twitter account
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94&feature=relatedMore than a feeling guys.
I don't think I need to explain.>http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
postin' in a Ken-sama threadcapcha: caidos coalce
Seems like I remember a thread a few years ago where someone had evidence Ken-sama wasn't real and the picture was a normal dude living in the west.I think /a/ goes through something like this every now and then, but then collectively chooses to forget and carry on the memory.
>>67290860I lold.
Welp, time to off myself.
Hey, god! If you're in this thread could you explain eva next? Or at least ask anno to publish the next rebuild?
Gomenasai, minna-san!I, Ken-sama, will be married this weekend. I, Ken-sama, have chosen a bride worthy of my status as a proud nihongo. This weekend - on a Sunday to be precise - I will marry a geisha! That's right! A geisha - they're women of great beauty. Her kimono is that of gorgeous crimson which reminds me of my bloodstained katana which I use to battle against the samurai of modern Nihon! I will pay my respects to my otou-san in law before the wedding ceremony. I also wish to marry underneat a sakura tree if possible. Of course, my wedding will provide the best liquor, sake, to all my guests.Thanks.Yours truly, ~Ken-sama
>>67291322
STAY STRONG IN YOUR FAITH, /a/.KEN-SAMA IS MORE THAN A FAT MAN IN A KIMONO. HE IS AN IDEAL, AND IDEALS CANNOT BE KILLED BY PROOF IN THE WORLD OF 3DPD.KEN-SAMA LIVED AND DIED AS AN IDEAL, AS OUR IDEAL. OUR IDEAL WEABOO. IT WOULD BE A DISHONOR TO HIS HONTOU NI MEMORY TO LET SOME FAT 3DPD TARNISH HIS REPUTATION.
;_;
So... What's going on in this thread? I don't get it?
>>67291232>>67291297Thanks for posting that. At least some good came from this damn thread
This isn't happening
>>67291322>chanarchive
Sticky this!
>>67291232>>67291297>mfw
>>67291154Why
>>67291316SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEARTFEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
this is worse than vanilla piracy>mfw
>Studied Psychology at Washington University-St. LouisWhy are there so many fat women in St. Louis.
If only Thad would post again to end the suspense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5acgqIHQE>>67290838>>67290734>>672908522012 really was the end of the world
Next thing we learn Oda died, One Piece will never be finished and we will never know what One Piece actually was.
The memorial must live on. I'll reupload it in my own account if you can direct me to a mediafire link or similar with it.
This is so fun.
>>67291154>(All the wedding photos – and I do mean all of them – can be found here, if you’re into that kind of thing.)NOPENOPENOPENOEP
>>67291384>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE ARRESTED
>>67291384Holy shit, he really is back?He's a retard, but I'm glad.
>>67291322>this nigga
Father's Day is the day /a/ died a little inside.
>>67291384I thought he was not allowed to browse the internet.
>>67291337Fuck that, give us a S2 of Dtb.
>>67291348;_;
Funny thing is, I bet almost half of you will succumb in this same way and settle.Welcome to the reality of fat nerd dating.
>>67291398DON'T FUCKING SAY THATANYTHING CAN FUCKING HAPPEN AT THIS POINT
>>67291398A bikini.
Maybe she didn't know that her husband browse 4chan
I've got 4 tabs in 4 boards to keep track of the Ken-sama, or Brandon as you gaijins call him, upset. Truly this is a dark day for /a/, and all of 4chan.
I think the wost part about this whole thing is that we were just casually browsing /a/, then all of a sudden all this happens.
>>67289827>2005
>>67291446
>>67291384
>>67291463Which boards? /a/ /jp/ and?
>>67291473NOT THIS AGAIN
ANYTHING can happen. Next thing you know, Nyaa will be shut down.Maybe 4chan will die forever.
Hey guys what if we get Spice & Wolf season 3 this year?
This is why you don't have 3D heroes, /a/. They always let you down.
Posting in the final Ken-sama thread.
>>67291384Woah.
>>67291463Other than /jp/, which other board cares?
>>67291497RIP in peace megaupload
>>67291473I never thought that this would've been relevant for TWO fucking occasions
>>67291446Okay, I chuckled
So what's next? Huh? HUH GOD? WHAT'S NEXT? COME ON YOU SPITEFUL MOTHERFUCKER. IF YOU EXIST COME ON WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO RUIN? EH? WHAT? IS BERSERK ALL A DYING DREAM OF A YOUNG GUTS? HUH? DID PAULO REALLY KILL MO AND CAL DIED FOR NOTHING?WHAT ELSEDO YOU GOT
>>67291472Speak for yourself, I was hardcore browsing /a/ you filthy casual.
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING THIS THREAD
>>67291463One in /v/ and one that just 404d in /co/.
>>67291497>Nyaa will be shut downDon't EVER joke about that anon
>>67291523/jp/ didn't care really.
>>67290897Yes. Some friend of him reported that he has some illness that won't let him do anything with his hands (typing, for example).We had a thread about it. Some anon got an email from that friend.
>>67291384>forever labeled a sex offender>fucked up his whole life up
Brandon is Hox.
>>67291498I will pirate every episode with glee.
The blog link isn't working. Is it getting overloaded?
>>67291473
>>67291523 /v/
>>67291328>I think /a/ goes through something like this every now and then, but then collectively chooses to forget and carry on the memory.We have to prevent the cycle repeating itself again.We have to leave a message to ourselves for after we forgot, warning us not to look into Ken-Sama, or we'll discover things we're not meant to know.
>>67291545I know, they only care that we're being faggots about it.
Fuck this world..
>>67291528And they did went after mediafire.
>>67291537>DID PAULO REALLY KILL MO AND CAL DIED FOR NOTHING?About that...
At the end of the year, someone must be alive to make a collage of all the shitstorrms that happened in this year.If anyone's still alive that is.
And what we should with this???http://ken-sama-ken-sama.blogspot.com/2010/10/gomenasai-my-name-is-ken-sama.html
SO A SADNESS IN MY HEART I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
>>67291548He abandoned his waifu for the sinful flesh of 3DPD girls. Its what he deserves really.
came in late, someone gimme a tl;dr
This is truly a dark day.
>>67291473oh fuck
You all mad over...GASP, INTERNET SCAM?You're all so easily fooled.
>>67291604Read, you ignorant faggot
>>67291328I remember that. But it was someone that claimed he was some kind of actor.
No wait...Did you guys really think Ken-sama was real?
>>67291604The world as you know it has ceased to exist.
>>67291576It's funny that the board known for shitposting is frowning at all the shitposting going on in this thread.
>>67291604Ken-sama didn't die in the tsunami saving Japan, he was getting married with some landwhale.
>>67291617>GASP
Why isn't this stickied yet?
>>67291604Ken-sama is alive and is Bandon-sama and is married.
>>67291625yes.
>>67291604He's married to a landwhale who is proud of her morbid obesity. His name is Bradon.Sleep well tonight, anon.The blog still isn't loading for me.
It was a nice run huh, Ken-sama? Make a big joke about being a fake so that everyone would get scared?Yeah I thought it was pretty funny too. But you can come back now.Ken-sama? ;_;
>>67291604They guy we use in the "Ken-Sama" meme is actually named Brandon and married to a landwhale.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ8taROu6BY
G-gomenasai, Ken-sama
>>67290838NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOGOD FUCKING DAMMIT NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh noooooo, more copypasta turned out to be fake
Remember the guy that couldn't hold his lemons?HE COULD, HE COULD, HE WAS JUST ORDERED TO DROP SOME OF THEM
>>67291554Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
I refuse to believe this.Ken-sama died saving the lived of his classmates, in the prestigious Japanese high school he attended.He will be forever missed.
Reading this thread with Komm, süsser Tod is quite an experience.This world is ending, /a/.
Deep down inside you know this is all moots fault.
>>67291569kind of reminds me of Another
>>67291697
>>67290329If you play a lot of Castlevania, you should know his real name.
WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR GUYSHOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THE FUCKING REST OF 2012
Next on the news: This website isn't real. It's just a delusion of moot, who had no friends. He imagined several different friends with different hobbies and personalities, so that's why there are so many boards and people liking/hating different stuff.Which moot are you?
Gomenasai /a/, my name is Brandon.I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!
Y'all got trolled.Hate to say I told ya so...
>>67291756
>>67291625What else would you think?This is /a/, that was the kind of people who would visit this place and shit post like that.The fatness, the glasses, the hair, the kimono, EVERYTHING
>>67291697>lemons>not limesya blew it
>>67291697WHAT IS THIS HERESY??!NEXT YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THE GUY WHO GOT A PROMOTION IN FACT DIDN'T GET A PROMOTION
Guess someone should fix this..
Sayonara Ken-sama.
KEN'S NOT IN HIS KIMONO, ALL'S NOT RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
MOOT IS ACTUALLY ACCELACCEL IS FALSE FLAG ATTACK
I wish I had never seen this thread.
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMECAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
>>67291790They were actually lemons, green painted lemons.
i've been living a lie this entire time ;__;
>>67291800Fix what?
How convenient; this years is the year of EVA 3.0
>>67291826USO DA
2012
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!What about his epic battle with the tsunami!!Delete this thread so more people don't find out. We have to keep this shit a conspiracy.We have to form a secret society to suppress the knowledge of Ken-sama's actual existence.
>>67291800I still can't believe this woman didn't call out on this
If /a/ was in an Eva right now shit would be hitting the fan, this is too much for anyone's mind to comprehend.
The blog still isn't loading. Fuck.
>>67291768I'm the homoot.
>>67291737Or we could do it Battlestar Galactica style and destroy the internet.
>>67291697he can hold all those limes.
It all, returns to nothing...
>>67290004because fat women get more shit for being fat than fat guys do + probably some other reasons.that doesn't mean this whole fat acceptance thing isn't stupid though. once you reach a certain level it's obviously unhealthy no matter how !!!TRIGGERING!!! being told "as your friend I'm worried about your health, please work out more and eat healthier" can be to the typical Tumblr user.
Legends die, it's a part of life.This is like finding out santa isn't real.You just find a way to carry on.
>>67291768Coming up next: Internet pranksters could stealing YOUR personal photos for their amusement and other criminal activities. We'll tell you what those pesky, left-wing 4chan users are up to this time and the new anti internet trolling bill being discussed.
>>67291768moot has Alzheimer's.Every thread is a recollection of a discussion he had with his friends in the real world. Threads that are deleted are things he's forgotten. The archive is his diary.
>>67291840HE STILL LIVE IN OUR HEARTSAND THE DELUSION DIMENSION
>>67291771I can't do it, /a/. I just fucking can't.
>>67291718>Deep down inside you know this is all the jews' fault.Fixed that for you. 2TB of anime says the landwhale liar is a Jew.
>>67291771FUCK YOU
>>67291786/a/ isn't fat. Most of /a/ is actually lanky and pale.
>Bellandy was a traitorous whore the whole time>Kafuka was dead the whole time>Apollo was a dog>Ken-sama is some guy named BrandonWhat will be destroyed next?
>>67291826EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfA1jNiqoU
You all are being fooled. She was obviously in love with Ken-sama, and has gone insane after hearing how he, a single man, took on the tsunami and rescued all of nippon at the cost of his life. Their is no way he would marry some gaijin landwhale. /a/ I'm disappoint.
I picked a bad day to quit drinking.
What is the most painless method of suicide? ;_;
>>67291911Berserk actually ending. Imagine the pure chaos.
ITS FUCKING FAKE YOU RETARDS.
>>67291771OVER THE LINE MOTHERFUCKER
I just can't feel anything any more.
>>67291951By tsunami
>>67291786>>67291625>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because people on 4chan are really insecure about being considered 'weeaboo', at least to this level. people would only say this on /a/ in a jokepost.
>>67291974River in Africa
>>67291932Anon, we have pictures of him in normal clothes. Please, don't lie to yourself. You have to accept this.
>>67291886Next on CNN,4chan: The darkest coner of the internet!
>>67291193>you're fucking deadand not>you're already dead
>>67291911Berserk ends within 5 chapters.
>>67291800Send this to the landwhale! Call her out on her lies!
>>67290835I have two different versions playing at the same time. Took forever to sync them.
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE BECAUSE OF THAT IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE
>>67291911HxH ends. Infinite hiatus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0
>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008>>67292008Please tell me thats bullshit
>>67291883>This is like finding out santa isn't real.No, this is like finding out that your dog that "ran away" is actually alive, only for your dad to shoot him in the head moments later.
>>67291911http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/hirokazu-fukumoto/11/64a/192Kenichi Smith is actually Hirokazu Fukumoto and just an Inside Sales Representative at E-One Moli Energy (Canada) Ltd. Also, Grumpy Jii is not in the obituaries as determined by a pastor who has a small connection to "Bruce" (Grumpy Jii).
>>67291990Speaking of new hair...
>>67291911Azumanga season 2 and a Yotsuba OVA/a/ would have a shit-fit bigger than Endless 8 and Gainax Christmas combined.
Coming up next: Rozen Maiden's new season gets the green light
>>67292046MOTHER OF GOD
>>67290146Everything I knew was wrong. My whole life is a lie.
Wow.What next, we learn the identity of the artist behind Ecstacy a.k.a. Darks?
>>>/b/The music there right now is appropriate.
>>67291473SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCKING KUMETA YOU HAD IT ALL PLANNED GODDAMIT!!
>>67291911These things happen in threes, right? That means we have another couple of shifts to go. Maybe it will be good news?
>this whole fucking threadMake it stop....
>>67292046>E-One Moli Energy (Canada) Ltd. >mfw I drive by the main building every fucking dayShould I search for kenichi?
>>67292113Kids on /a/ these days don't know who Darks is. ;_;
>>67291990what the fuck am I looking at
>>67292046>Also, Grumpy Jii is not in the obituaries as determined by a pastor who has a small connection to "Bruce" (Grumpy Jii).FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67291322>thread request status.>archivedthe world deserves to know the truth.
How did the landwhale even find the video without knowing who Ken Sama is?
>>67292120You should stay there.
2012 - the year of shocking revelations.Truly we live in the end of days
Nyanners is actually a trap
Next its revealed that Serenity is actually an atheist comic.
>>67292025>only 2Fucking summerfags
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING. IT JUST TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.
>>67292133But he stays up all night...
So is Evangelion 3.0 gonna save us all?
>>67292129TAKE PICTURES
>>67292129If you do, remember that his name is Hirokazu Fukumoto.
>>67292140>Archiving on chanarchiveYou're retarded.
>>67292152Welcome to 2010
B-bbbut, that one guy, he actually did graduate in the navy seals, and had 300 kills and training in gorilla warfare, right? Right?
It's Dreams: The Destruction: The Thread
>>67292133Can you tell me who Darks is? Sometimes I stay up all night wondering.
IN MY HEART OF HEARTSI KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAINI'VE LOST EVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO MEMATTERS IN THIS WORLD
>His real name is BrandonMy body was nowhere near ready for this revelation...
>>67292185Quite the opposite.
>>67292129YOU MUST.I NEED CLOSURE.
Wait.. what? 3.0 in 2012?Did I miss something important?
>>67292138Why? It's true.http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/65975388
>>67292201That guy who drew that amazing character.That is all you need to know.
>>67292196I'm sure he did, anon. I'm sure he did.
>>67292196You called?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING. IT JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN.
>>67292185I don't think any of us are going to be prepared for THAT shitstorm
>mfw this thread
Next up: Romantic Fool stops being xenophobic and posts every work he ever made on Mediafire.Huke accepts drawfag requests on /a/Monmusu Quest gets a 50 episode anime.Scientists finds aliens known as BETA on the moon.
>>67290959mindfuck ruined its episode 3 of madoka all over again
His spirit lives on! Hes already an heroic spirit!
What if Canv.as becomes popular and 4chan shuts down?
Why are people bringing Evangelion into this?
This is worst than Ayumu killing Dyson.
This fucking year manLollipop Chainsaw has Korean Zombie Desk Car and HOTD in itRingo and most of of the Nichibros story doesn't existNew BannersQuincysAnons make a decent VNEven the Zelda timeline was releasedNext thing you knowChristian Bale never played Double DragonAll three of the big three's authors die before they're finishedEvangelion ends with an completely different endingMedaka Box ends up being Gainax's first show to get more than one seasonLucifer and the Biscuit Hammer gets animatedMoot deletes /b/
>mfw clicking /a/ and seeing this thread
This shit is getting crazier every day. God only knows what the rest of 2012 will be like.
NOPE. NOPE. NOPEI won't believe it. It's all a lie. One big illusion.I'm not accepting it.
>>67292283We won't let that happen, moot.
>>67292286Because it's coming out in 2012 (supposedly) and it will most likely cause another unimaginable shitstorm
>>67290956Fuck off and never come back faggot.
>>67292283DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
KEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAdon't forget to congratulate @nerdknits for snagging this fine slab of Kobe beef
I really hope you guys are joking around and none of you are actually depressed because of this.
>>67292303The first five are retarded and you should leave.
Just posting for the archives.
>>67292342We're just pretending.
>>67292283There was no 4chan, we're all delusions in the mind of Anon mootkins, a jewish psych patient who has been raped by a fat bitch when he was a little boy, thus imagining all those people suffering from women and life in general united in one place.
>>67292274EVA is real.
>>67292342Everyone's pretending.
>>67292303>Christian Bale never played Double DragonDid you know there is another Double Dragon being made right now?
>>67292342>saging a 550 post thread
>>67292342I'm actually depressed. Fuck off you cunt.
>>67292360Fucking idiots, /a/ already have their own archive. We didn't need the fucking chanarchive to do that.
this thread never happened
>mf>this thread
GUYSGUYS!WE ARE not little girls like we think we areWe're actually just old hairy men
>>67292342I'm depressed that you're not depressed.
NGE/Rebuild was never real, it was a nightmare by Shinji and continues his normal life as a shut-in otaku.
>>67292397>I don't know what a sage is
Hey guys, I know we don't always get along, but.... d-do you guys want to get some ice cream or something? We don't have to talk, and don't worry I'll buy.
I'm concerned, /a/. All these shitstorms are happening. What if this isn't the end? What will be the one giant shitstorm that defines 2012?What if it goes to other boards? What if Tony Reali doesn't browse /sp/, or the 4chan cup gets canceled? This could be the beginning of the end of 4chan!
>>67292443
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l13RCQNUyI4Ken-Sama is a stand-alone complex.An embodiment of everything we believe in.If the world rejects our truth, we have to reject the world.Wear glasses, get fat, fight tsunamis.Even if the original Ken-Sama was a fake, there's no reason we cannot consciously created a phenomenon based on what we see in him.
>>67291546In related news, your childhood dog is having a lot of fun at the special ranch just for dogs that your parents sent him to. He runs around and catches rabbits all day!
>>67292443If that were true, I wouldn't be wearing a skirt would I?
>S&W S3 anime original end where the church execute horo in front of Lawrence when they reach Horo's homeland and it is full of giant dead wolves.>Evangelion 3.0, PENPEN and Shinji fuse and ascend to godhood>Steins;Gate movie being terrible and full of localization subs no matter the translatorthis year is hell
>>67292456>Doesn't know what the bump limit isYou can't possibly be this new.
>>67292395Quadruple Dragon? Mother Of God
I want wait for Redo.Anno save us all.
>>67292303>Lollipop Chainsaw has Korean Zombie Desk Car and HOTD in itNoone gives a fuck about your viral marketing bullshit>Ringo and most of of the Nichibros story doesn't existretarded theory noone with more than half a braincell gives a fuck about>Anons make a decent VNit was /v/ermins who corupted it, and it was shit.
>>67292465Eva 3.0 will probably be a giant shitstorm.
>>67292465>This could be the beginning of the end of 4chan!No, it's not.It's just the beggining of a new era. Prepare your body.
>>67292456>not knowing about the bump limitNice job showing how new you are
>>67292460I think I need a drink.
>>67292460Just leave us alone, /co/. Just leave.
>>67292443Jokes on you.I'm 18 and I've only been on /a/ for 3 years.Now is the time to let it all out right?
>>67292460YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...Can I get cookie dough ... ;_;
>>67292443I'm ignoring you!
HOLY FUCK THE COPYPASTA WAS REAL. KENSAMA ACTUALLY HAD A WIFE.KENSAMA IS CONFIRMED TO BE BRANDON C/CING THOSE SHITTY THREADS SINCE 7 YEARS AGO.FUCK HIM.
>>67292480I'm so glad for Sam and Rocky ;_;
This fucking thread.
>>67292460>>67292523Go roleplay somewhere else, you tremendous faggots.
>>67292477awesome sountrack
>>67292395No way.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1VTD37tsBI
>>67292486>original end where the church execute horo in front of Lawrence when they reach Horo's homeland and it is full of giant dead wolves.>Original ending.>Holo is killed.Explain.
There's a perfectly logical explanation for this. We just thought he died, but actually during the tragedy he was simply swept away, hit his head on a rock, was swallowed up by this passing landwhale who decided to take a dip, then she vomited him out of her mouth and renamed Ken-sama Bradon. He's been brainwashed all this time, the poor fool has been living the lie, not us. Because seriously, only a landwhale could come up with a name like Bradon.Phew I can breathe now knowing this whole thing has been sorted out.
>>67292465End of Yotsuba.
>>67292512>>67292487Gee, I sure got told.
And this is what you get out of thrusting another human being, /a/.
>>67292522...and you are?Oh wait, you're that completely irrelevant tripfag! I love you White Ren ;_;
>>67292586nice backpedal fucking moronwhy did you even post again?
>>67292612>thrusting another human being
>>67292586Yeah, you kind of didThe purpose of a sage is to post in a thread without bumping it, but a thread this long is no longer bumping so saging does nothing at allGod I actually had to just explain that.
>>67292030Just got to this line. Now I have three versions, including the /a/ version. Someone give me a fourth.
>>67292582don't dare
>>67292586Well shit. It all comes full circle!
>>67292586Bump limit is 500. Sage does not let your post bump the thread. Sage on your post on a thread past bump limit is meaningless.
how old is the ken sama copypasta? I can only see it going back to 2009. But it feels taht its much older?
>>67292579Just stop. Its too painful, just...stop.
>>67292630>>67292635Why are you even replying to me? I didn't even meant what you think I meant with my first post.You know what? This is stupid. Ken-sama is not real, I'm way too depressed for this shit.
>>67292579Yeah... yeah!Sure, that's probable, this is what happen!Right Guys! ...Right?
>>672926717 years.
This entire thread is a lie.Good job guys you almost got me
You won't be ready /a/you won't be ready for what's coming.2012 isn't over yet
>>67292651>>67292635>>67292630Damn guys, give the newfag a break.
>>67292695You know when SZS started?7 years ago
>>67292690Depression isn't an excuse for blatant ignorance
STICKY THIS SHITEVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW
>>67292692No, anon. We just have to live without the legend of Ken-sama.
We now know what must be done, /a/. She must be tracked down - the blog erased, the whore silenced, before word of this can spread.While our joy, our motivation, our wonder at the world's mystery has been stripped away from us, we can still protect the others.They needn't know the truth.
>>67291155We need to contain this info, we shall sacrifice ourselves and not let other anons know the truth. Is the least we can do.
>>67292746
>>67292695>7 years.Oh god fuck this shit >>67291473
YOUKOSOHITORI BOCCHI
>>67292630>backpedalIf you're gonna use words then use them right you fucking idiot.
>>67291155>>67292772le legun xD
Did you remember to laugh, guys?
>>67292772>She must be tracked down - the blog erased, the whore silenced, before word of this can spread.>>>/b/
Ken-Sama didn't die during the tsunami but today.Rest In Peace, Ken-SamaJune 17th 2012
>>67292746niadfsadasdf aadfaasdf sfad 32qwa vnhjzaqw2 unwasqz32nu Fuck I just smashed my keyboard.
Kenichi Smith is Canadianhttp://www.linkedin.com/pub/hirokazu-fukumoto/11/64a/192
>Is 12-years-old too young to go on the pill?>No
Don't worry Rei is here.
>>67292772Potassium overdose?
>>67292769>>67292772It's too late, this thread has already been linked to on pretty much every board that ken sama has ever been posted on.
>>67292819>June 17th 2012Hey, it's the birthday of the girl I used to like. Two years ago. The only way I know how to contact her anymore is facebook.Doushiou?!?
official thread OSThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkvgbveuSs
>>67292826Your post seems to be missing an exclamation point, a pointless emoticon, and an asterisk action.
What is going on?!
>>67292826kumeta is an incredible mastermind
>>67292866Is that a Komm, susser tod cover?Production I.G. confirmed for bros.
>>67292855In other words, we have just started something that we can never fix. Tis' a sad day today.
>>67292913We lost Ken-sama, /sp/
Great. What's next?We're using /a/ and animu to escape reality and always trusted 3DPD whores?
>>67292875F*uck You! >:(Goodyet ?
So he never went to Japan?
>>67292952
there are still just over 5 months left of the is year
>>67291874>lime on the end clearly about to fallThe universe remains in balance.
>>67293007He didn't exist.
>>67292958We realize that 2D is based on 3DPD that's actually not PD. They're cute little perfect pure maidens locked up in some random basement in Japan.
>>67292952I'm not from /sp/, I just like the .gif
All this time, and nobody ever google image search "guy in kimono" to find the source of the picture.
This year, man. This year.
>>67293051I wanted to believe, anon.I was happy.
Ken-sama being a guy named Bradon is the result of someone diverting us from the Alpha timeline
>>67291584Someone already does that.Every year.
>>67293007Worse, he was a 3DPD loving normalfag. He's fucking married.
>>67293051Why would you search for "guy in kimono"?
>>67292958Nah.I browse /a/ to be around filth like myself. I love you guys... Most of the time.
>>67293075To a woman he met at a goth convention.
This shit cray.
>>67293096Who is a landwhale and proud of it.
>>67293096We idolized someone who probably shopped at Hot Topic. I feel sick.
>>67293092Too bad, we all hate you.SOMUCHb-baka!
I know this is an emotional moment and all, but you do realize that the Ken-Sama pasta was just a glorified, butchered version of a post made to make fun of you guys, right? Just like those "Anime then and now" images, or even the term "waifu".
>>65976371Oh god, they knew it.
So I'd like to wake up now.Someone snap me out of this.
>>67293075>>67293096>>67293119Stop it! STOP IT!
>>67291115>>67291911WOAH HOLD THE FUCK ON! AH MY GODDESS ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT TWIST?! I need a link!(I was off of /a/ for awhile)Inb4 slowpoke
>>67293191>exclamation points>parenthesisGet out
>>67293191A link to what? Just look for the newest chapter.
>>67293154We do, we're just having funAlso, >you guyswherethefuckdoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>67293154And it was all a lie. We don't have anyone to make fun of us now. Ken-sama carried that weight.
>>67293191>I need a link!To what? Just read it.
>>67292465When the world doesn't end on December 12 2012, there will be a shitstorm from all the idiots who think that's the date it's "supposed" to end.There will be a huger shitstorm when it really does end on December 21, 2012
I bet that https://twitter.com/#!/nerdknits doesn't know that she shattery many dreams and killed the memory of an internet hero.
>>67293235>>67293215I've been off for a few months so I thought I might have missed it by a long shot
>>67293317Basically what happened was K1 was psychologically neutered by heaven into not wanting to fuck Belldandy because heaven didn't want to put up with halfbreed goddess/human offspring.Belldandy knew the whole time and didn't say anything because she liked the attention.
Is nothing sacred?
I'm going to go to bed and pray that when I wake, this all is just a bad dream.
PURGE EVERYTHING!We'll assign teams to deal with different things.Team A will have to get their hands dirty and deal with landwhale.Team B will handle the erasure of anything that can be linked back.Team C will handle anything else.
>>67293450>>>/b/
>>67293443>13. Nothing is Sacred.
5 and a half months left to go. Everything you know and love is going to be shattered and destroyed. Scorched earth, nothing will remain.
>>67293513
Look at all these hopes, dreams and memes shattered.
Bullshit!, they will never shatter his japanese spirit.
>/v/ experiences one of the dullest E3s ever>/a/ gets multiple world-ending mindfucks in a rowI'm not sure how to feel
>>67293633You can't shatter what never existed.
>>67293513>Komm Susser Tod dubstep.wav
THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs
She is a girlShe even has a boyfriend
>>67293371Well that about clears it up. thanks
You will be missed, oh king of /a/.
>>67293693She is dead for all I care.
>>67293693Who cares?
>>67293693nono no no no no no no no
>>67293693who the fuck gives a shit about that attention whore
Has anyone told 2chan yet?2chan loves Ken sama
>>67293693Nigger this is /a/ not /v/.
>>67293693Oh no, I'd better make an epic ftw reaction!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_____;
>>67293729ur a fagetand so is nyanners
>>67292201
>>67293693Look at all the fucks we give.>>>/v/
>>67292201Do you dislike peace and love? Then you are Darks
>>67293298>>67293443>>67293628>>67293633That's just it though.The dream of Ken-Sama that we created was fake. As such, we can actually choose to let it become broken of follow it to the end.Ken-Sama is more "real" than any individual on 4chan or any other meme, insofar as it's impact is greater.Follow through on the dream and no landwhale can kill the spirit of Ken-Sama that /a/non created.
>Posts: 700>Images: 240THIS LIARR DOESNT DESERVE IT!!!!!!
>>67294368But...you're the 700th post...
The world is over.
i refuse to believethis brandon guy is an impostor