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OH lawd. Yahoo answers.

how is babby formed?

I fucking hate the human race.

Kill both before it is too late.

>>13586382
Baby factories

>do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??
HAHAHAHA OH WOW

I guess that retard never even considered that his girlfriend might be a vampire as well

>>13586339

Vampire baby, yo.

Holy fuck, I lol'd

THE CHILD IS A VAMPIRE! DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH IT'S HEART!

oh fucking wow

>>13586339

hmmm....

"One day I will speak japanese"?

no....

"I speak japanese"?

If I could read fucking japanese it would be easier...

I lol'd. Hard.

Reminds me of this.

Come on, guys. It's a serious question.

>>13586419
A wire hanger through the vagina works just as well. A silver wire hanger.

Great idea, lets ask /a/!!!!!!!!!!

>>13586430
"I learned Japanese in one day."

>>13586447
I thought silver was for werewolfs?

>>13586430
I learned Japanese in a day

keep at those moonrunes, anon.

Oh dear god

>>13586456

YOU DESERVE TO GET SHOT FOR NOT GETTING THIS JOKE.

>>13586382
I fucking lol'd at those.

>>13586501

>>13586501
Yes. You give birth to a living shit.

>>13586501
If you pierce her abdomen with your cock through her anus, maybe.

>>13586501
It could leak out

animu and mango how?

HAHA OH WOW, MORE OF THESE PLEASE!

Didn't we do this on /v/ a month ago?

In before vampire baby.

>>13586501
Back in high school, I was teacher's aide because it was an easy credit. Anyway, this teacher taught an all-girl's sex ed class or some shit, and one of the girls - who was probably 16 - thought you could get pregnant via oral sex.

>>13586588
I never browse /v/.

>>13586477
silver works on vampires too.

>>13586472
Fuck, I was close.

It your posting these make sure to post the ones that actually have replies.

No one cares about your shitty unfunny trolling question.

>>13586584
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Oh shit. Thanks for making me laugh out loud for the first time today.

>>13586605

I knew a girl who thought this too.

She thought the stomach acid wouldn't dissolve all of the sperm or whatever, so there was a chance you could get pregnant.

>Ps3? ???????????????????
>Can Ps3 upgrade windows vista and play pc games like accompanied heroes, or star wars battlefront? Why Ps3 so expensive.

sage for not animu related

gtfo all of you

>>13586662
Holy shit, this one caught me unguarded

>>13586339
Oh god.

>>13586652
how does that even make sense, how would it get to her uterus. And they're just gametes, meat is digested, so i would assume sperm would be digested as well.

>>13586650
Jesus Christ.

>>13586695
16-year-old girls, Anon. That's how.

>>13586605
In Ethics class (I live in Spain), about WHEN I WAS 17 or something, the teacher told us that anal sex wasn´t completely safe since sometimes, it caused a wound that perforated the flesh between the anus and the vagina, thus the semen went into it.

I have a strange love/hate relationship with the memory of that teacher. She was nastier than a 4channer, without the cheap resort of insulting. And fuck, when I watched today "Teaching Mrs. Tingle", I was instantly reminded of her.

In a way, she was awesome. In another, she was a total bitch.

>>13586725
What in the fuck

>>13586725

Oh lord.

>>13586779
She was also retarded as fuck apparently.

>>13586650
I lol'd hard.

>>13586779
That'd be one big-ass gash between a woman's asshole and vagina. Damn.

$5 billion dollars says the guy is black.

>>13586824
wat

>>13586824
CAN'T...BREATHE...

>>13586662
They need to do way instain mother>who kill there babbys. becuse these babby can't frigth back?

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who has kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden; i am truley sorry for your lots

>>13586824
How is kitten formed?

how is kitten formed
how cat get pregnant

>>13586872
I've been had.

HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT

HEY GAIZ, I PUT MY PENIS IN DOG UNTIL I EJACULATE, WILL I GET PREGNATE?

What does this have to do with /a/ again?

>>13586967
That has to be fake.

>>13586975
Nothing. But god damn is it hilarious.

>>13586967
>home abortion
YES.

>>13586967
fuccken lol'd

"pls answer fast thx" is what made it 10/10

>>13587003
>>13586949
squirting isn't peeing

>>13586949
>Suuuzaakkkuuuu.jpg

>>13586967
Someone teach him FACLON PUNCH

How do people like this breathe?

>>13586975
It's funnier than Code Geass, more explicit than Strike Witches and more insightful than art trolling/namedropping.

This shit is just as bad as reading youtube comments.

>>13587052
how do they have sex?

>>13587052
Their autonomic nervous system covers that base for them.

>>13586967

>>13587016
Ultros?

>>13587087
yes yes u are

>>13587041
I can't stop yelling! When you read what I say you can feel it getting higher and louder as the sentence goes on! Even when it's a question!?

Oh fucking great, these people get laid and I can't. Even the faggot retards from high school are getting all kinds of poon. Fuck.

>>13587154
oh shi--

>>13587150

I am going to become the new Hitler and set up a death camp for everyone with a Yahoo Answers account.

>>13587154

I lold

>>13587079
You see Anonymous, it's scientifically proven that the smarter you are, the less sex you have.

Thus, these...things, seeing how they have the IQ of sewage, obviously fuck so much, that they are forced to raise questions about it.

>>13587187
Kill niggers and Jews too, please

>>13587173
HAHA OH FUCKING WOW

THAT'S IT ANON, I NEED TO GET OUTSIDE OR I'LL DIE LAUGHING

PEACE OUT

>>13587173
I'm too lazy to look up the manga page from after Katou died and Kei was bawling his eyes out. It's buried deep in my Gantz folder, but that's how I feel right now.

THIS is /a/ related.

>>13587285

what the fuck? holy shit

>>13587269
It's just the icing on the cake that she put Tifa going :3

That poster is my waifu.

This is quickly turning into a rage thread.

>>13587253
I'm dying here

>>13587343

>>13587343
>>13587343
HAHA, OH WOW

LOL'D hard

>>13587364

DO IT FAGGOT

>>13587343
>40%

>>13587426

THIS THREAD

This...

This is the most disturbing but amusing thing I've ever seen.

If that's it what it takes to get sexed, I gladly refuse.

Oh wow, didn't know yahoo was full of fucking retards and kids with lower IQ than gaiafags

this thread shows the terror that is normal people

>>13587440
>i feel cheer extasy through my body

>>13587285

HAHAHAHA

I CAN'T TAKE THESE ANYMORE, I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS THREAD, MY STOMACH IS GOING TO EXPLODE

ITT, 6 year olds and retards who can somehow use yahoo answers.

>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 2 times now.

I want to beat them to death with a dictionary.

>>13587570

Push real hard, obviously.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

I NEED TO SAVE THESE PICTURES WHEN I GET BACK FROM WORK

>>13587530
>but she had just came from eating alot

Ha ha ha oh wow

>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 13586339

Archive requested 4 times.

One moar!

>>13587633
>>13587617

...oh wow

>>13587617

>>13587680
oh god

>>13587674

...*sigh*

The recent article in the WSJ about LS comes in mind.

>>13587680
OH MY GOD.

I refuse to believe those guys are serious. They're just trolls.

But I wonder how many of them are American?

If you're going to post fake questions yourselves at least edit out the "2 minutes ago" section on the screenshot...

>>13587570
Ohhoh, it's a fucking dare, you guys.

I've never laughed so hard while being on /a/.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

>>13587709

Please elaborate.

I can't take this anymore my fucking face and stomach hurts.

>>13587736
>how can you tell which one is different

HAHAHAHAHAHA....OH WOW! Are they trolling or something?

>>13587773
LOLOLOLOLOL

>>13587804
it's better to think yes, otherwise you'd lose what is left of hope for humanity

Threads like these make me scared of democracy every time.

>>13587617
wat?

hahah, oh i laughed so hard at this OP and thread

>>13587735
Pterodactyl, I believe.

Oh god, please stop, I think I'm going to die I'm laughing so much. Wait, what am I saying, POST MOAR

>>13587680
Shit. I lost.

>>13587761
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121737740486095275.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

I've never laughed so hard on /a/.

>>13587674
>Who cares about emotion
;_;

>>13587680

>>13587861

I hope they're trolls, or else I'm going to fucking RAAAAGE

>>13587876

Perhaps I worry too much. Perhaps the future of humanity is safe after all.

Oh well, let's browse /a/ for a little while. Hey! What's this thread abou.................................................oh no.

I hope the Aztecs are right

God, this is the best thread all week.

>>13587674
Fucking rage

>>13587617
>>13587633

>>13587873

Is it strange that my first thought reading WSJ had been Weekly Shounen Jump?

Holy shit this thread is JAWSOME

lulz, rage, 40%, what more could Anonymous want in a thread?

Best thread on /a/ in 3 months.

>>13587285
Jesus Christ, this is amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH9jWnLNZ7Q

You cry, you lose.

POSTING SPINDOG IN A JAWSOME THREAD

I'm serious, guys.

FUCKKKKKKKK MY UNIVERSE JUST IMPLODEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13587876
What is this I don't even

Thank you whoever is taking all these screencaps.

Pedo bear is getting more action than you guys.

>>13587985
AHHHHHHH MY EYES, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>13587985
Okay, that's it. I'm done. I'm fucking done, Internet. You fucking win.

>>13587985
I SAW THINGS NO MAN SHOULD EVER SEE

>>13587985
Oh god, I just lost my lunch.

>>13588023
We knew that already, salmon get more sex than Anonymous.

This thread

>>13587985
Ow my brain hurts. That was so ugly it can't be of this world.

>>13588081
wut

>>13587985
Oh god. My feelings for this are indescribable.

>>13588027
>>13588042
lightweights

Jesus fucking christ.

>>13587985
FUCK.

aside from that f5f5f5

>>13587985
Fuck you internet, fuck you.

>>13588081

/b/


ps. Believe it or not but some people love trolling yahoo answers.

Wow

This thread.

>>13588125

>>13588144

>>13588125

>>13588144

um...

this has nothing to do with /a/ but i love it

I love threads like these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZAAcNvtsQ

>>13587985
I'm retiring from the internet after that one.

Thanks for the lulz~~

This is my favorite

archive plz plz plz

someone best be archivin' this shit

>>13588191

After seeing that CAA thread and the parts where God lead them to anime, I didn't think that could be topped, this thread does a great job proving otherwise.

>>13588191
Oh, it's fine, Anon. She was just fooling around and being a ham.

Goddamn it.

>>13588144
Oh God, that got me.

>>13588125

>>13588144
OH GOD

>200 posts
Yet, what does this have to do with /a/?

This was in the health section, which is a FUCKING GOLD MINE BTW.

>>13587044

>>13588270

ITT: Unrelated replies

>>13588244
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Cheesy wotsits.

Guys cut this shit out. I can't fucking breathe, I'm serious. FUCK

>>13588201
it's already been requested 5 times

>>13588191
LAWL she is such a nerdy ham XD

>>13588276
Wow! It makes you worm look bigger!

Bored of this now. Reporting thread for off topic.

>>13588270
What are you taalking about? This thread is highly related to animu, moreso than almost every other thread on /a/. I find the lack of mango threads disappointing though.

And what's with the abundance of manga and anime threads?

My god, I didn't think there was a place that is even worse than that shit hole gaia.

and once again anon, you've prove me wrong

>>13588270
It's the return of the awesome /a/ before the /jp/ split.

Jesus, I'm so happy I decided to go to /a/ instead of going to sleep. Didn't have a good laugh in a while.

>>13587041
I feel sorry for dad now that she found out.

I've included his other questions to prove this guy is real

>>13588244
THAT MAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS

what little faith i had in mankind i snow gone

fuck you internet

this whole thread

Every day I lose more and more faith in humanity. Like little stab wounds.

This is a fucking depth bomb charge.

I've been posting quite a few of these, and my favorite by far is this last one I found >>13588695

so I think Im gonna stop now. Cant stop laughing at >>13588695

>>13588695
O LAWD

>>13587285

>>13588668
Man, I wanna join this "Yahoo answers" Thing just too spout proffesional sounding lies.
Say something like "The only dangerous compound in a sleeping tablet is Kurosodium v34, and there is approx. 0.034 every tablet. You would need to eat 67.5 tablet to successfully enter a state of comatose."
And then hope the idiot does that.

>>13588695
HIV/AIDS, leprosy's twin brother.

>>13587570
Get off the internet Akiha.

GUYS: Whats the worst thing GUYS have to go through during puberty?
just wondering

Answers:
*Growing a second nipple - the first one wasn't too bad, but the second hurt like crazy.
*I believe the worst thing was when my voice got deeper and suddenly my job as a child phone sex operator had to come to an end. By the way, my balls dropped in the middle of receiving the host at mass and I fell with them... right into the priest's lap.

I fucking told you guys, but did you listen? Nooooooooooooo.

>>13588983

Pics or it didnt happen

>>13589060

Its nice to know that he has red hair

This thread reminds me of that movie Idiocracy. We are already there.

>>13589060
You killed me.

>>13589048
Okay, now that's crossing the line.

Someone pour some chlorine into the gene pool. Quickly!

>>13589305
how the fuck is that relevant?

my jaw and stomach hurt from laughing too much

epic lulz

ARCHIVAL REQUESTED

>>13588191
>>13587985

I think I just lunged my hand through my forehead.

>>13589060
Maybe it's the red hair that got his dad pregnant.

>>13589415
it happens