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sleeping pills and maybe densha otoko

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>>9565050
TRAPS MOTHERFUCKER?

With Kaiji.

>>9565101
TOTALLY
Is there something wrong with that, good sir?

>>9565050
TRAPS FUCK YEAH!

At home... cause every restaurant is booked

Internet, dentist appointment, food, sleep

Ronery girl here ;_;
Tea party indoors

>>9565138

No, you're just homosexual

>>9565138
No girls on the internet. Enjoy your roneryness, homo/trap.

Going to watch this, and feel ronrey.

Also gonna read the NHK book.

I'll be re-playing some of my favorite moments from various visual novels.
I might finally get to work on finishing Clannad too.

Thread deleted in 5...

>>9565162
>>9565157
Girls can be ronery too

>>9565191
Fucking mods and their girlfriends.

Ronery threads are an intrinsic part of the culture of /a/, and are a demonstration of our solidarity. There is no reason to delete them.

>>9565229
Agreed.
Misery, as the saying goes, loves company.

>>9565191

mods are the roneryest of all

>>9565212
It's not very common. Even ugly girls will still get male attention some time. Of course you'll never have anyone if you turn all those guys down though.

It's much more by choice when it comes to girls, compared to male anons who aren't alone by choice.

I'll be finishing Tomoyo's route for the second time in Clannad and probably rubbing one off to trap porn.

>>9565229
Mods seem to disagree though. ;_;

I was going to email moot, but then I didn't.

>>9565327
Some girls like other girls.

>>9565358
Ugh, stupid sexy Bridged and his slim waist and wide hips. I'm fucking jealous.

>>9565327
I just get huge faggots asking me out. Had one boyfriend who dumped me after a month - I've been ronery for four years

>>9565386

and that's hot

>>9565177
makes me cry girly tears every time

>>9565407
>I'm fucking jealous.
I think it's gayer to say that than to fap to him

Anyone got any pics of Sora from Sketchbook sitting at the table facing the screen? I want to eat my Valentine's Day dinner with her. ;_;

At my home in the city with my girl. Things are going great. I will be cooking dinner for her tomarrow. I am thinking steak.

>>9565386
Its true.
For example, my waifu and I will be spending Valentine's Day in blissful love
;_;

>>9565415
You could pick pretty much any single guy that you think you'd like and show some interest in him, and boom, he's your's. If he's a shy anonymous type he will be so grateful for the attention at first that he probably would never leave or cheat on you.

Either way, girls at least get something to work with. Lonely guys usually have absolutely nothing.

>>9565407
Jun is superior.

>>9565463
>>9565471
GTFO

>>9565327
No, ugly women have it harder because ugly men can make up for their appearances with success or sociability. Ugly women have to choose from either ugly men with no redeeming qualities or, on rare occasions, desperate attractive men.

I can truly and honestly say that I don't give a shit and you just lost the game

Meeting with the chairperson of the Math&Science dept of a local high school for a student teaching position, then a series of classes spread out just right so that it's a pain to stay on campus but not enough time to go home until almost 10PM.
I will be too tired to feel ronery

>>9565497
All my friends who go to /a/, and myself included, are good looking guys, and none have had girlfriends. They'd go out with pretty much anyone who would ask. Those girls just need to find someone who looks like he goes to 4chan.

>>9565489
So unrealistic. ;_;

Real traps just can't compare. It's like they just designed a female character and stuck a penis on her.

>>9565497
I've seen some pretty fucking ugly chicks have good-looking boyfriends. Though maybe they're just incredible assholes.

>>9565497
relationships based on money does not last long... the bitch will devorce you for half of your money or try to kill you

God, these threads make me feel embarrassed for even liking anime/manga.

You pathetic bastards, go join a club or sign up for something and talk to people for fucks sake. I feel sad just reading about you.

Do my college work.

If I feel lazy, there's:
Akagi
Eureka Seven
Gunbuster
Macross Plus
Monster
Tsukihime: Ciel/Akiha/Hisui/Kohaku Routes (VN)

That I have in my drive right now and have yet to start working on.

I'll be just fine.

>>9565534

>>/a/
>>good looking guys

no

[60%] Solaris
[0%] Sleep
[0%] Class
[0%] /a/ until it's the 15th

>>9565543
Those traps from the h-games are pretty good too

>>9565543
Real traps are rare, yes. But I've known some boys that I'm not ashamed to admit looked fucking cute. A lot of it had to do with their personality. Also I'm a bit bisexual so that might be part of it >_>

With all my friends on /a/!

ヽ(￣▽￣)ノ

trouble_chocolate_ed_-_nee_nande on repeat

>>9565610
Yay! We're special!

>>9565603
Even so, it's pretty much impossible for a biological male to have 90cm hips and a 60cm waist. It just doesn't work like that.

I had 3 girls ask me to 'be their valentine' (which is just them being playful really and basically entails buying them shit for valentines day and not receiving any benefits), so at least I got some sort of female attention.

>>9565543
>>9565603

in b4 line trap

>>9565575
Actually, yes. I'm not bad looking either, I'm just incredibly shy around girls. Which is why I've never even kissed someone before. Hot girls find guys, ugly girls find guys, shy girls find guys, hot and ugly guys find girls, shy men get NOTHING.

In a club, with a girl from college who has it in for me hard.

I have two female friends which I could call at any time and ask them if they want to hang out.
I've never done that and I haven't spoken to them in several months. Why is this?

>>9565610
I love you too, Cirno.

>>9565643
Linetrap is on hormones and will probably have gender reassignment surgery. Jun and Bridget are presumed not to be on Spiro, Estrogen, Progesterone, etc.

>>9565610
that all you do anyway

I've gotta stay on campus at least half my day because I have a lab class in the afternoon. Afterwards, I'll probably head home and play some Sins of a Solar Empire or something.
...
...
...
Fuck I'm lonely... ;_;

>>9565640
Yeah, they would never have been mistaken for a girl. They were just very skinny with boyish, sort of androgynous good looks. I'm pretty sure one was gay because he'd often come up behind me and feel my chest or try and kiss my neck. He said he did it because he knew it bugged me so much. I pretended like I hated it but it was actually pretty fucking hot.

I'm not even leaving my room for the 14th. Screw classes.

Anyone who does differently doesn't belong on /a/.

>>9565702
i would have raped his ass, he clearly wanted it

>>9565674
Doesn't change the fact that it's the closes thing IRL to a cute trap.
You're not gonna find any that looks like that just by "natural" means.

*sigh* so ronery. It'll be late but if any of you would like a Valentine's day card send an address to [email protected]

I'm happy that I get to spend the day with her, and yet I feel myself trembling.

I've decided to tell her, but I don't know how.
I mean, real life isn't fanfiction...

Tomorrow is my birthday. I have friends. I plan on getting laid. What faggots don't realize is that THIS IS THE CHANCE TO SCORE ON RONERY LADIES!
Given, it wont happen for me, but I will not be ronery and plan on having a kick ass time.

>>9565722
So... you're jealous? anonymous, even I know you are better than this. Just cause not all of us stoop to your level doesn't me you can look up on us in pity.

>>9565732
Email sent. ;_;

>>9565722
But I have a microbiology lab and there are girls in there. Lots of them. A full 1/4 are lesbians, and everyone's pretty much taken, but it's by far the best group of courses for m/f ratio around here.

changing my colostomy bag

>>9565849
I'm sure all the girls are used goods, don't bother.

>>9565849
Ignore them. Go with your trap childhood friend.

I work nights so I'll be sleeping all day.

>>9565893
>>9565894
/a/ always gives the best advice.

>>9565675
True, but why would today be any different?

It's just another day to live life how I want to live it.

I'm the guy who's birthday is Valentine's, ergo today.

Happy birthday to me, all my friends are gone with their girlfriends ALREADY ;_;

>>9565702
so strange, I had a friend like that. we were out of town for a swimming competition and staying in a hotel. we shared a room and he made me play gay chicken. basically two guys go back and forth escalating gay acts (touching, etc) on each other until one can't take it anymore and stops. So we're on the bed and he starts rubbing my leg, then he straddled me and started rubbing my chest, I pushed him off and quit the game when he started to reach his hand into my pants. i was so fucking turned on though, if we were alone I wouldn't have stopped the game until he had made me cum and I would have probably done him too

what was funny is the swim team had a reputation for being "the gayest sports team on campus" and I had heard that before I joined but I found out it was true. They also were known for smoking a lot of pot which probably led to some of the stories about the gay shit they did

this valentines day I will be alone, just like all the others :( actually there is a cute girl I'd like to ask out but I'm such a faggot that I probably wont even say a word to her. go me

>>9565936
Oh Cirno! Such a rebel! I love that in a man!

So who else is going to turn Round Table all the way up and revel in their despair? ;_;

>>9565950
GOOD END would have been threesome with him and the other guy.

>>9565950
schlick schlick schlick

Quick! Post some pictures or mods will get this thread!

>>9565950

This is what boys usually do together when they're alone.

>>9565974
That sounds like a good idea, jumping on torrent

>>9565950
oh and I forgot to say the whole time he was on me his face was like three inches away just staring at me. I thought he was going to fucking kiss me. i was screwed if he did because i wouldn't have stopped. I would have kissed him back and probably wrapped my arms around him to pull him closer.

and ive fapped to that thought before. to this day I never found out if he was really gay or not

>>9566059
Yaoi fan-girl fantasies != real life

>>9566015

I'M ON IT!

OH SHI-

So a solution to loneliness: turn gay? Guys are so much better than girls anyway, in every way. And you can still be friends with them and do all your normal guy stuff together. Return to the ways of the ancient Greeks! Use women as baby factories, the rest of the time it's guys only!

>>9566084
Oh god, schlicking in a ronery thread

Should I put an anonymous valentine in the mailbox of a girl that I'm manly in love with? (Y/N) ;_;

>>9566091
but I've heard stories like that so many times before. There's tons of guys that have done similar stuff to that.

Anon... I... I love you ♥

>>9566138
It's really not that simple though. If you come onto one of your male friends, how will they react? There's a good chance that you will have totally ruined your friendship and they will never talk to you again.

>>9566144
>manly in love with

Wait, what?

>>9566141
How can you fucking schlick to that? I'll never understand how girls get turned on by the idea of two gay guys. Makes no sense at all to me.

hentai [checked]
h-manha [checked]
/h/ [checked]

>>9565974
This sounds awesome. Which albums does anon recommend?

>>9566215
>How can you fucking fap to that? I'll never understand how guys get turned on by the idea of two lesbian girls. Makes no sense at all to me.

>>9566190
Well obviously my solution would only work with other gay men, unless everyone adopted the idea that men having sex with men purely for pleasure is socially acceptable like it was thousands of years ago.

Probably not going to happen.

Writing Haruhi porn.

Crying in the shower with a box of cookies, with my dick hanging out. Same as every friday night. This night, however, I'll have chocolates with me too! :D

>>9566190
Replace 'male' with 'female' and that's my main fear right there.

>>9566247
What he said.

>>9565948
Fuck all.
Happy birthday.

>>9566247
Self-insertion (not what it sounds like). We're imagining that we're somewhere in the scene, involved with two women. It goes back to the threesome fantasy most men have.

>>9565094
hell yeah! I'm not the only coke head on /a/!

>>9566084
That guy was fucking GAY. And he wanted your cock HARD.

>>9566305
Most common lethal drug interaction in American history: cocaine and alcohol. Enjoy them separately.

Keeping thread alive.

SUDDENLY
PIG DISGUSTING

>>9566284
I can imagine myself as the little girl.

>>9566284

I usually picture myself as one of the girls. But Anonymous is not normal.

>>9566309
he certainly seemed like it. like i said if we would have been alone i wouldn't have stopped. and if he had stopped i would have asked him if he would let me do more on him

>>9566365
Same thing, just a slight variation. My point still stands.

>>9566396
I hate how society lets girls get away with shit like this all the time and actually encourages it. Men LOVE the idea of it. it's not fair that guys can't do the same without being labeled as completely gay

>>9566452
FAG

>>9565843
Valentine written. I hope you like dark chocolate.

>>9566479
quod erat demonstrandum

fapping

>>9566452

We need gender equality! Naked pillow fights for all!

>>9566494
I love you so much. ;_;

>>9565732
I want to but that would only be pity sent to me

Alone, browsing net. Nothing to BAWW about tho cause I choose it that way myself.

>>9566534
I love you too, darling.

hello?

>>9566396
So fucking weird, I had almost the same experience but I chickened out when he moved in to kiss me, he told me he was going to do it first. He never got on top of me like happened to you. I think this happens to all guys that stay in hotels together at that age.

I feel bad for you guys so...I made you a cookie.

>>9566547
It's not pity.

>>9566576
Uh...waiter, there appear to be some spiders in my cookie.

>>9566576

>>9566576
...did you put bugs in my cookie

>>9566576
Fuck you. I was like, "OOh, cookie" and then went D:

>>9566494
Email sent ;_; I love you Anon

>>9565955
You love a man! You love a man!

>>9566576
Hey, this is pretty good.

>>9566567
I third this story happening. But it wasn't at a hotel, it was at his house. We got drunk and I called him a fag for something, can't remember, and we started that stupid game. I don't remember what really happened because I was pretty drunk at the time...oh god what if he kissed me D:

This is so bizarre, I thought I was like the only guy that did that.

I didn't upload it, but a present for today nonetheless:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=wq0ywqin

>>9566705
It is a pretty common thing for guys to do.

>>9565732
Email sent!

>>9566776
I never did it :(
Now I feel like I missed out on something ;_;

What the fuck, if someone ever tried something like that on me, I'd freak the fuck out and never talk to that person again. Things like that make me glad that most of my childhood friends were girls.

Why the fuck did /a/ turn into g/a/y today?

>>9566946
I've never really had a gay experience, if that makes you feel better.

>>9566946
Me thinks he doth protest too much.

>>9566946
/a/ is always gay.

>>9566972
I liked it better when /a/ was just blatantly pedo.

>>9566988
We still are, we just branched out to include traps and shota as well as the usual /a/ fare of loli.

>>9565644
Shy nice guys finish dead last.